Take the country pill

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high heels.

SHE'S SHITTING OUTSIDE BROS SHE'S TAKING A DUMP IN THE WHEAT FIELDS SO FUCKING BASED BROS SO FUCKING TRAD

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im also going to the country, but only after we found a vaccine and restored social order.

i think right now the country side is a dangerous place to be too: no military, no guard, single police man sick at home, country folk being highly distrustful of strangers (you) right now, supply chain issues, 2 ICU beds and they are reserved for the mayor's wife's son and the mayor, roaming gangs of sick city slickers with AR-15s.

but yeah, fuck this shit. i should have cashed out long ago, and sat my ass on a small peace of land near a beach and drink coconut water all day while browsing hyperfast internet speeds. no idea why i didnt, whats 1 million more when locked inside your apartment with 10 coofers using the same elevator and your stock options gone to shit.

also dont want anything to do with computer science or quant trading anymore. pick up weed farming or something, writing, underwater basket weaving, anything to escape the rat race and learn an honest trade.

just a small town nearby, where people know another, its socially unacceptable to cough on you, and church every 3 weeks.

>roaming gangs of sick city slickers with AR-15s.
sorry nigger, but your little gangs of city slickers wouldn't even get 5 feet after stepping out of your car. You wont even see us or hear us.

are you me?

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racist

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Most of the toothpaste posters here are faggots, there's a couple of based ones though

Same

Bulgarbro, I don't think you realize how weird this is to see for first world countries.

imagine the smell

if you already live in the country maybe.

my defense would be a broom and a high shrieked yell.

Just live in the suburbs bro (20-30 mins from a city), you get to avoid living in a city and the aids that comes with it but won't have to resort to meth to entertain yourself

what the fuck, that sign is in dutch.
why do we allow randstad to keep doing this.

I live in a suburb and work on a farm with a 20 minute commute. Pretty comfy desu.

>Its all so tiresome

>country pill

The country pill is, that this shitter will be infested with spiders that all come out at night to hang out in their nets. So better not get the nightly shits or be ready to sit there, rushing your shit while you look at the fat spider above you and hope for the love of god, that it does not decide to fall off its net.

I visit my grandma in the south ukraine each summer.
White building, right side is the shitter. But i shit in a hole in the field at night. Fuck those spiders, not dangerous but but just spooky.

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>living in the country with your family is an authoritarian wet dream
u wot

Yes.

It gets really boring really fast. The rural life is not as cool as Yas Forums makes it sound like. I don't EVER want to set foot in a village again and I grew up in one.
Sure, maybe cities are cancerous but wheat fields aren't the answer either.

>2 Joe is dying
wat?

doe je ding

I also wish you were that toilet at least you would stop embarrassing Italians with this kind of replies

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Who has to shit at night? What's wrong with you user?

I don't go outside anyway. A more rural area would let me pay less plus have more land for my rabbit and chicken farming

You sound like a citizen, spiders are best bro, the fatter the better, they eat everything that can be a danger for you.

Thats what it takes to compete with third world shitholes user. Land in the US aint cheap because, you know, we arent fucking brazil.

And that is the summer shower btw. Most thrilling showers is when a wasp flies into it to grab a drink. They never attack but still annoying as a bitch.

So, whatever pill you decide upon, indoor shower and shitter should be top priority.

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If you want to always have that humming background thought that you're a loser lagging behind while your peers are advancing in life, then sure, go live in a stagnant village with the rest of the boomer pensioners who have given up on life and exist in some kind of a limbo state waiting for death. I'd probably blast my brains if I was forced to live in that environment again.

based

I fucking quit.

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True suburbs are 1.5-2hrs commute away. Greater cities are as pozzed as inner cities.

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what happened to your daddy's farmland? maybe you shouldn't have sold it when he died to pursue your stand up comedy career in LA

She is not wrong, but thats a good thing

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I'm Australia you're in the country 2 hours from a capital city

It was about 23:00, drank my last coffe, laid down with tablet and wanted to sleep soon but then i got an urge to shit. Took a look into the shitter and saw several spiders. Nope. Got the shovel, dug a hole, shat and buried it.
Yes i am. Well here i live in the countryside in a 5000 residents town but still way more modern than grandmas house.
I know, ukraine has no really bad spiders, some small tarantulas but they live in burrows, away from people. But those house spiders are really fat and i cant shit in peace with them above me.

The grass is always greener user. I have money (engineer) but I live around spics and niggers in the city and I want out. I don't need to "advance" by paying taxes to Schlomo so he can import more savages on my dime. I want a simpler life.

Now, I do want to bring my wife and create the next young generation. You are right about that, but we fix that by having many white children.

Wonder how this creature defines authoritarian? Resistant to family fracturing by active outside forces? Really shucks the corn

>those toes

This is BS. Everyone knows that Krauts can't poop unless the toilet has an inspection shelf (so that they can examine for worms).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Authoritarian_Personality
Frankfurt school anti white bullshit

Right. Guess my point was, that to do that here, you are looking at 4hr round trip daily commutes, which suck, as you'll imagine. Heavy traffic due to an accident, 3hrs one way.

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>engineer

Invest that knowledge into research on somewhat automated, small scale aquaponics. Or a vertical veggie farm for the start. Dick around with it as a hobby and see if you can self sustain or at least lower the cost of food and raise quality shit for yourself. Then plan shit like solar energy, wind and water to be off grid, just in case.
After that you can plan to get to a simpler life, away from city cancer. Because farm life as it is is not simple, but we can make it way better with technology.

Well try it for a couple of years. If both your wife and you do not crack then by all means keep living there, but the chances are strongly against you if you're under 30 and that's coming from someone with actual experience. Urban culture may be repulsive and all that but it's where the blood of the modern young society is circulating through, outside of it you'll find nothing but a desolate corpse of an outdated civilization sinking into irrelevancy.

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>Great Opa marched in the winter war to Stalingrad and back.
>Sitzpinkler great grandson can't use toilet at night because of Charlotte's Web phobia.o

The state of modern man.

Kek. Well i came prepared. Had my "schiss-licht(tm)", 2000 watt, 5000 lumen poop inspection light with me. All i had to do was shine it into the poophole after i was done to check, all good.

That woman is beautiful.

If you don't own a land, stay in the city, poorfag

>Taber

of course

From that thumbnail alone my radar is going off.

>farming for profit
Oh you urbanites know nothing

I was born in the ukraine, great grandpa did not march to stalingrad, he was the one being forced by the commie kikes to storm the nazi positions or to get shot in the back from commie machine gunners if they retreated. (he was not in stalingrad, he died in some battle in a field, rip)

But you are retarded
>your ancestors died as canon fodder for some kike ideas
>how dare you to move on and become civilized instead of dying for some modern kike overlords, just like our troops

The only thing i'd die for is for my famili/loved ones. Not some faggot that disagrees with some other countries ideas. Being a military goy is retarded.

US farmers are all on welfare, like entitled Bundie Ranchers who REEEd because their gibs weren't enough.

>US farmers are all on welfare

Only because the (((free market))) and globalisation and food imports from subhuman countries forced farmers to constantly lower prices or they simply couldn't sell their shit.