/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2312 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

STFU CIA shill. This virus was made by the US to cull the competition.

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BASED CORONA-CHAN THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN
BASED CORONA-CHAN THANK YOU CORONA-CHAN

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All stats From Most countries, we are fucked

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Cull me daddy

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Ah shit, if he beats it he'll be unbearable

Estonia
>0 dead

Finally we're getting rid of bread & circus, I hope all the sports people become carpenters like they were supposed to.

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OH NO WHAT A LOSS

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.
It really does get more pathetic every time you're wrong, especially the fact that you keep coming back to blow eachother in some Mad Max imagionationland dream that will never come true.
Sorry to burst your bubble faggot, Modern society is way too stable to collapse. Especially not to some pussy virus that only kills people who are already half dead.

Like always retard, we're fine.

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CHINKS WILL PAY
>CHINKS WILL PAY
CHINKS WILL PAY
>CHINKS WILL PAY
CHINKS WILL PAY
>CHINKS WILL PAY
CHINKS WILL PAY
>CHINKS WILL PAY

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I am leaning more and more towards the nothingburger direction. Politicians use this fahgot little virus which can only kill old people with terrible health conditions to lock us inside and steal our freedom.

For the 3d printer faggots
www facebook com/groups/opensourcecovid19medicalsupplies/files/

>NOOOOOO NOOOT THE BAAALLL PLAYYYYY

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coming to you live from the fartland
>multiple cases in my county
>live with parents who've still gone to work this week
>be immunodeficient
>smoking like a chimney

Komm susser Corona-chan, I am fucking ready babe end my shit show

>every normie saying It's just the flu
>every non white refuses to change their behaviour
>every zoomer literally licking doorknobs

The human race is too stupid to live, i'm genuinely angry these people probably aren't going to die from this.

Holy shit my electricity just went out for about 5 minutes. It's back on now though. Scared the shit out of me. Anyone else?

Spain
>19,980 infected
>1,002 dead

Germany
>16,626 infected
>44 dead

is there a different, less deadly, strain in Germany or are hospitals in Spain pure shit?

Just how much can fucking /sp/ take?
They've already suffered enough, the poor 10 guys still using /sp/

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What's his reasoning?

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>The Shaolin Surprise got him

idk seems so surreal, same shit going on here

Go home China friend you're drunk

>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

fucking zoomers, motherfuckers are going to kill us all

Dats racist
But we still talk about the German Measles.

Then why are the morgues overwhelmed and military has to handle corpse disposal?
It's still an oldfag plague no matter how much you nothingburg it

>Went to Rome in January
>Came back to Japan with an epic "cold" that didn't go away for a month.
Fucking pasta niggers gave me the chink aids.

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you forgot the picture, you fucking hungarian subhuman

my mother is a nurse and swabbed two people for the coronavirus 2 days ago. it takes around 3 days for the tests to the come back. advice?

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Nice VPN Chang. I hope you choke on a egg roll, chink.

time to rename the bread to Chinese Virus General

>0 deaths in USA
Really guys, have we seen a single one dead american?
There are tons of dead chinks in the internets, some dead italians too. But not a single dead pindos. Looks like giant CIA hox to me.

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You live on an island nation and could have prevented this from spreading...

>100+ deaths

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lmao what a tool, i hope he gets bacterial pneumonia from this shit and has to go into an ICU for a few days but lives, so he can see for himself what an absolute moron he's been the last two weeks.

once this is all over the nothingburgerfags will celebrate and happeningfags seethe and BTFO

>DOW JONES UP

>DOW JONES UP

>DOW JONES UP

>DOW JONES UP

money printer go brrrrr

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I believe they sent known superspreaders to rival economies on purpose particularly the industrial parts of Italy and Germany and an attempt was made in the UK (that Walsh guy) and France (the cheating chink) as well.
This is a superspreader disease and the Chinese have known this from early January at the latest

Had a cough since Wednesday afternoon (comes and goes). Today I developed pain/tightness in my chest and shortness of breath.
How long have I got?

>time to rename the bread to Chinese Virus General
You don't even have to change the abbreviation lol... it would still be /cvg/

>india not exploding in numbers, super power 2020

india confirmed bio weapon against world, poo'd the wuhan loo

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It's just a coff, m8

eh, when Tom Hanks dies people will start to panic for real.

Shut up Zhang

I feel bummed out for anyone suffering from this virus but that cunt was asking for it.

Aren't you busy dying, Luigi?

>OMG I CAN'T STAND BEING AT HOME ANYMORE I WANT TO GO OUT
why are normies such crybabies?

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Mika Salminen, Candidate for the Director's position at the ECDC. 2017.

youtube.com/watch?v=2bnGLeO2XfQ

“We don’t understand the WHO’s instructions for testing. We can’t fully remove the disease from the world anymore. If someone claims that, they don’t understand pandemics,” Finland’s head of health security Mika Salminen of the Finnish Institute of Health and Welfare told the Helsingin Sanomat newspaper.

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We aint gonna make it folks

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I need to go to work but I'm sitting on the toilet with really really bad diarrhea which started last night. I didn't eat anything crazy yesterday so I don't have an explanation for it. I read that diarrhea was an early symptom of Corona Chan. I want to go to work but wouldn't want to get anyone sick. What should I do?

I'm getting the fuck outta here indeed. This weekend i'm not coming back here.

POOOOOMP UP THE JAM

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>buyernwinslol

bump

What happens to CHINA after all this is over? Is the world going to take a closer look at them? I feel like China somehow manages to get away with a lot of shit. I guess the better question is if corona virus really is their fault?

im already dead inside

>Falling for the bull trap

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>Didn't buy on the dip
CRASH PLS CRASH

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The CFR has bad news for you

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They aren't weirdo neets who sit at home all day.
They got this thing we call a life.

Pressing F for respect bro

>2 more weeks 'till we hit the 7-digit mark
GIVE CORONA-CHAN YOUR ENERGY!!

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It's has been made abundantly clear that the chinese infiltration of our government is 100% complete.

Fuck.

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REEE GUBERMENT START TESTING EVERYONE SO WE CAN GET AN OVERVIEW OF THE VIRUS LIKE SOUTH KOREA HAVE BEEN DOING

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Hey, we are at least 30

WHO nigger absolutely BTFO for the umpteenth time

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Where is 250k

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Boggling my mind.

They're the cause of this pandemic.

youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI

Stop panicking, you fucking pansies.

brrr.money/
>hehe

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Motherfucking DOOM GUY

>They aren't weirdo neets who sit at home all day.
>They got this thing we call a life.
fuck you
I have a job and a life but if for the wellbeing of all society I had to stay at home I do it and shut the fuck up

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>OMG I CAN'T STAND BEING AT HOME ANYMORE I WANT TO GO OUT

This is what's happening everywhere here. I expect mass normie deaths.

Superpower by 2022. Can't you hear the sound of war drums? This pandemic is just foreplay.

>lol i just draw straight line
That makes about as much sense as your predictions from 2 months ago.

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Bros, is this all a ruse? I mean are the cases actually real? I’m not trying to be a shill here, but I am genuinely curious as to why I haven’t seen any new information regarding the situation in China or even Americans being wheeled into hospitals despite the growing number of cases. They must’ve leaked at some point, especially China, but new information has ceased. Then I read in order to get a vaccine when available people will need ID chip implants as well as internet privacy bills being proposed while everyone is worried about the virus. All of this seems like a ruse which is disheartening because I want Coronachan to be real so she can prove to nothingburgers and boomers they have plenty to fear for once in their excessive lives

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Shut the fuck up mutts, you are as responsible as your corrupt governments for not doing anything. You got fooled with 9/11 and you did NOTHING. You are getting fooled with this now and all you can do is come here like good CIA/Mossad shills and point fingers at china when it's crystal clear that it was you fucking mutts who made this virus to cull the competition:

>Iran-At war with the US.
>Germany, France, Italy, Spain- Strongest EU potencies.
>China-At open trade war.

It's so fucking obvious who gets the most benefit from this that it's hard to believe you mutts stay delusional. You'll pay for all the grandparents you are killing right now just so your fucking blood drinking pedo elites can still play monopoly and continue harvesting baby blood. This time all the world will acknowledge that China may be a threat to the eco system but the US is a threat to civilization as a whole, satanic country, kike and money slave worshipers, you deserve nothing but hell when the truth comes out.

>Most new case in Vietnamese come from overseas student come back to home from England
HEIL HERD IMMUNITY

Don't worry the Greens will save us

One weird thing about this is the rising discrimination against Europeans. I've been hearing stories of white people in Ethiopia getting beat up, and Latin america doesn't seem much better.

2 months and no one will remember this nothingburger

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There are still white people in Germany shocking

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PSYOP VIRUS GENERAL

Corona-chan needs thicker thighs and larger ass.

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Bros.. I'm starting to consider prepping.

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I was about to ask you guys this. I feel like this is a 9/11-like event, but sparse.

Have shortness of breath
Wheezing for 2 days now
Literally feels like my chest is getting warmer as I type this.

No flu symptoms and have asthma

Wait what, this is a real guy? I thought you all were just meming?

why aren't they at home playing fortnite? fuck zoomers

>blah blah I'm a shill

Requesting armpit and pubic hair.

>Morocco
Please teach me how to cook couscous the right way.

Just bought some rum, whiskey, and cheap vodka in case total shut down happens. Got the weed covered. GDP distillate 100 mg and an eighth of Medical. Got some Xanax and one suboxone so some kratom to ease cravings.

>for the wellbeing of society
I hope you do that every Flu season then, much more deadly.

youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po

Police had to disolve a megaparty in Leganes (Madrid) yesterday night. Normies are retarded

>There's no virus, Vaccine is fake and a way to control you
>don't get vaccinated

Problem solved

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Every plague is an oldfag plague.

Hate to break this to you, but old people die of Flu and other mild diseases every Winter. It's part of life. Your grandparents won't live much longer whether we wreck the global economy for their sake or not.

Reckon spanish and Italians are more genetically vulnerable than northern euros?
Like maybe they are not as adapted to viruses due to the warmer weather

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>Day 586 into pandemic
>Guys should I stock up on TP yet?

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Just Nuke the fckin chinks

434 CASES IN CHILE
>434 CASES IN CHILE
434 CASES IN CHILE
>434 CASES IN CHILE
434 CASES IN CHILE
>434 CASES IN CHILE
434 CASES IN CHILE
>434 CASES IN CHILE

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No, Germany has a different method of testing, they test almost everyone, even if the symptoms are very minor, meaning they first of all get a better sample of the total population, so not only old geezers with previous diseases like here and in Spain and Italy, and second of all, they are still in the earlier stages of the disease being effective.

Excuse me but I'd like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as "the chink plague" is more formally known as a variety of terms, among them:

>Wu Flu
>WHO Flu
>Wumonia
>Kung Flu
>Gook Flu
>WuHu Flu
>Chinkpox
>Chinobyl
>Justa Flu
>Coofit-19
>Holocough
>Boomerpox
>Poohmonia
>Flu Manchu
>Chop Fluey
>Coronachan
>Red Plague
>Chinkenpox
>Commie Cold
>Ow-Chi Lung
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Xi Jinplague
>Bat-Man Virus
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Genghis Cough
>Boomer Remover
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Wubonic Plague
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Mandarin Malady
>Shanghai Shivers
>Confucian Cancer
>Chink Flying AIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Bill Gates Event 201
>Communist Lung Herpes
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>China's One Corpse Policy
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo

Thank you for your attention on this important matter.

>republicucks: we don't want millionaires getting $1000 checks
>also republicucks: we don't want people with no income getting $1000 checks
???? what is their problem???

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Don't be a racist, Davide

Dilate

I hate this fucking country so much, it should stop existing.

You're way behind the curve.

Extroverts "recharge" by being in groups.
Putting an extrovert in solitary quarantine is the same as putting an introvert in a crowd.

It's the yellow fever quite literally.

this could stop now and it will have a lasting impact, do you seriously think governments are just going to drop a perfect, never ending excuse for unlimited power and money, to say nothing of job losses, the chilling effect, etc

keep coping
you are already dead

>Dutch PM: "Just get the virus."

Dutch PM: "Just get the virus."

>Dutch PM: "Just get the virus."

Dutch PM: "Just get the virus."

>Dutch PM: "Just get the virus."

Dutch PM: "Just get the virus."

youtube.com/watch?v=D3QPmphUK_M

My uncle got the virus. It's real.

Wtf Razvan, I thought you'd be storming the border by now.

>Be Spain
>Devlare state of alert
>Give confiscatory powers to the cops to size important shit like masks, gloves so the centralized command can distrubute it.
>Cops go and get al the shit from producers and wharehouses.
>Keep it in their stations and call the central command asking where to send the stuff
>No one knows, no one answers.
>No one has gloves or masks because cops took them all.
We're comming for you Italy

you're already 2 months too late

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NOOO I WANNA DOWN SOME IPA RINOS WITH THE BOYS AND PLAY SMASH NOOOO

Hearsay or news article?

>NBC NEWS EMPLOYEE DIES AFTER TESTING POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS - NBC NEWS

Plz stay home! And best of luck to ya

Do you have a dry cough?

>Is corona virus really their fault?
Hell yes it is, they learned absolutely nothing from SARS in 2003. Same shit, disgusting wet markets spawned a hellish new virus, and they closed them down for like 4 months until the dust settled and then they opened them all back in and actually INCREASED wild animal trading production the second time around. Every fucking epidemiologist and virologist has been warning about this shit for a decade saying it was going to happen again, and here we are. Fuck China

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Too late. All you can do is raiding now.

You are a shill, it's just that you are so fucking brainwashed that you are unable to tell. It's obvious that the USA are the number 1 profiters from all of this shit. They can inject money to all the affected countries through the federal reserve or the federal reserve 2.0 (European central ban) Just so you can tighten our necks even further to your fucking kike debt system an enslave us for eternity. You are a bloody subversive CIA shill and you deserve nothing but death when the day of resurgence comes. I hope this puts the US and China at war and you nuke each other into oblivion so we can finally focus on things that truly matter and not your monopoly games were real human being lives are being put at stake just so you can keep making money and harvesting baby blood, you fucking satan spawns I want to the last mutt to be fucking death getting assfucked by the satan you worship so much in hell.

No, it's the method of testing and hwo they're testing that skews the statistics in countries. You can't make a proper comparison if the method of testing is already different per country.
Here they only test people over 70 that are already showing severe symptoms.

Made in China, bitch.

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good, my rtx 2080 is coming and I will expect to play gamerinos for at least 1 month straight

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duh, adding that. Thanks

Do nothing, hit hard on care resident for old people, Keep do nothing. Madrid, our main focus is fuck up beyond cognition.

I mean, that makes much more sense than
>some chink have eaten some bat soup and now thousands white people in countries that opposed USA will die, nothing to see here goy!

Amazon wagie here, we're still going to deliver your packages even if we coof or die trying. We're expecting Christmas season numbers for next week and April. Remember to disinfect your packages!

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kek

Begone Xi, dont taint my flag with more communism

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The mayor of Nice is treating himself with the famed CHLOROQUINE but don't get too excited thou PEASANTS for the access to the medicine is restricted, get some paracetamol and pray for the best instead :))))

Tfw I don't know if this general Malaise and Slightly sore throat is from last nights mental breakdown crying and poor sleep or Coronachan's gift.

>ching chang chong ching chang chong
>ching chang chong ching chang chong
>ching chang chong ching chang chong
This is all I hear when you talk, shill.

youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI

Daily reminder that you have all succumbed to mass psychosis.

Hearsay, but pretty close to the source (family member).

why don't they do controlled exposure for young people

then we can go out with a special badge that says we are immune

Everyone makes fun of Sweden, but your all female government is really giving them a run for their money.

Absolute state of his teeth

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Yes, because "suffering" from psychosymatic symptoms should realistically destroy your chances of surviving a physical viral infection. Kys

Corona Chan looks Chinese to me. Statue of Liberty wears a different dress. Checkmate faggot