/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2311 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

HURRY HURRY!

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>nothingburger
>global lockdowns
>marital law
>economy in the shitter
Even if people aren't dying in the millions each day this is the biggest happening of our lives

The retardation of some people still baffles me despite knowing that human stupidity has no limits.

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I love sucking nothingcum out of a big ol nothingdick

Grow Corona grow!

>253960 infected
>10408 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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PRAISE
CORONA
CHAN

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8132083/Asda-staff-try-pull-shoppers-apart-fight-toilet-roll.html

CHIMPOUTS OCCURRING

spain is a fuck, really and still we act like nothing is happening

Netherlands +534 (30)

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>tfw woke up today
>tired for no real reason
>mild headache
>coughing every now and then
I think I'm fucked lads, it's been an honor shitposting with all of you.

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>69% death rate in the UK
coronachan must be havin a giggle

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BASTARDS SHUT DOWN MY /LARP/ THREAD
I spent over an hour writing that. How am I supposed to cope with this pandemic without a bit of the ol' gallows humour, ehh?

FUCK JANNIES

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So its over then?

This sucks. Wanted this happening to last forever.

i was looking for someone compiling per-state testing data yesterday, and it turns out someone is doing it:

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/2/d/e/2PACX-1vRwAqp96T9sYYq2-i7Tj0pvTf6XVHjDSMIKBdZHXiCGGdNC0ypEU9NbngS8mxea55JuCFuua1MUeOj5/pubhtml#

america is so fucked.

How long until gucci hazmat suits?

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Thank you Argentinian user.

Also fuck memeflags and nuke California.

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נחשו שלא חתמו על שום חוזי נשק ביולוגי וחקרו את החיסון לפני ההתפרצות, מתוך מזל טהור ...

Nonetheless, the focus on china is not all bad, but some nuances is necessary until we know more IMO.

checked, correct

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE virus, they can't keep getting away with it, don't reply to chink bots

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Trust the plan, this “happening” is a distraction from the real fall of globohomo. WWG1WGA

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had that yesterday, escalated into a wheezy breath. Totally fine this morning. You'll be eating sausage again in no time pawel

250K CONFIRMED CASES AND OVER 10K DEATHS
KEEP GROWING CORONA-CHAN. GROW

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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>the government’s stupidity makes it real

And another thing, saying mortality is 10% based on people in hospital is what caused this. Symptoms range from sniffles and those people dont even go to hospital. This is a joke and will be laughed at

POZZED

Absolutely based

>>marital law
I don't think that's ever going to happen for us.

CURE FOUND
>CURE FOUND
CURE FOUND

GOOGLE "PTHC"

>tfw your currency was oil based and is now not even worth using as kindling
Poorfags will inherit the earth

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Why do you think it's over? It's just beginning.

>37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
to be fair, cops do have an insane K/D ratio

remember to clap

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Do not do this.

>Using imaginary mild cases to make yourself feel better.

>coronavirus

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youtube.com/watch?v=q0G4RXjjxDs

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Memes aside, Hebrew is such a pretty language

B I G G E R

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I agree but kikes are getting btfo pretty hard by the shanghai shivers as well.

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The dow is bouncing 1000 points. Two days in a row now.

I hope the FPÖ basedboys are ok

*BEEEP *BUUUP * BEEEP EVERYONE STAY CALM DISINFECTION PROCEDURE COMING THRUUU

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Why do I hear sirens?

the late reaction of governments and now the total saturation of hospitals is not a joke i doubt it will be laughed at

> Taking ICU patients to baseline mortality for a virus.

Trump press conference WHEN? I want him to declare a shutdown nationally so I have an excuse to not be a teleworking wagie

>>the government’s stupidity makes it real
that doesn't mean it's not happening
fabricated lies that affect our lives still affect our lives despite being fabricated

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LISTEN
youtube.com/watch?v=9AjkUyX0rVw
youtube.com/watch?v=d4KN-bIcdBs
youtu.be/omEDLKS5pbY

Will this be enough to keep me busy in quarantine for the next few weeks?

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Based. That stupid fucking Dane posting generic sloots needs to go. Here's some numbers for you. If 10% of us burgers get infected (which is so low it's not gonna happen, it'll probably be 40% of burger population at the lowest) and 1% die that's like if Bush had the planes slam into the twin towers 100 times.

kauppalehti.fi/uutiset/kl/329259ea-6dbc-4793-919c-d52f5959df3d?

finland allowing 1-3 graders to go to school

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daily update

mother, 55 got it since tuesday coof of doom, fever and aching body

since today temperature back to normal and feels somewhat better
Also found source of infection, the source also infected a 88 yo woman and she now has a double lung pneumonia

i am still more or less symptom free besides a heavy chest

China literally is closing hospitals. Still a long way to go for 50k flu deaths Rabbi.

does this shit cause damage to testicles or not?

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How mad are you guys when WHO announce theres a cure and in massive production worldwide in april 1 2020?

Are you done sucking jew cock? It‘s my turn now.

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oy vey, stop noticing goy!

Not gonna happen, going to be left up to states and will make the problem 100 times worse because it will be sloppy and uncoordinated

>THC
D U D E

Wasn't Whitmer supposed to make an announcement? Michibros report

My normie friend is already losing it after 3 days of work from home. And we aren't even in a lockdown yet. I can't imagine what normies on a full lockdown for 3-4 week would do... shit really hit the fan this time.

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Netherlands update
+534 (30)
Total
2994 (106)

>not original sprites
Yikes

Danes are nothing compared to burgerposters with no info and nothing but muttlawing everywhere.

>Friday Night
Will normies resist to stay in quarantine or will be zoomers breaking it and trying to make illegal parties somewhere?

spanish flu lasted 2 years

>i measure the happening to the dow jones industrial average index
name 5 companies in it, it's stuck around 20k and in 25 minutes that will be lower

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EVEN BIGGER THAN THAT
GROW ON. JUST KEEP GROWING

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N O T H I N G
B U R G E R R

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sea-Spray
trust the govt. goy

I keep hearing about “the vast majority of people that have mild symptoms and recover at home with minimal care” but that’s pure speculation. Can’t assume that’s the case until they start pulling titres on people to check for antibodies.

>youtu.be/omEDLKS5pbY

LITERALLY ONLY KIKES

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ya tu sabeh zu primoh

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>56%

The eternal mutt

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Soap is useless in killing chinese virus. Don't fall for this idiocy.

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I hope they go out and party hard to spite the government and everyone. God it'll be like a fucking petri dish.

Buy DOOM

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I have a cough for several days, then heavy chest for 3 days.
No fever or anything, chest seems better today but still coughing once in a while
Not sure wtf is that

Why would you care? German testicles weren't in use even before the crisis.

>Italy numbers in 4 hours
brace for impact

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vogue.com/slideshow/erykah-badu-social-distancing-couture-hazmat-suit

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DUTCH BRO'S

> +534 INFECTED +30 DEATH
+534 INFECTED +30 DEATH
> +534 INFECTED +30 DEATH
+534 INFECTED +30 DEATH
> +534 INFECTED +30 DEATH

Tack, någon som fattar, alla vänsteräckel på sociala medier lipar över småpotatis eller kapitalism, det här riskerar att transformera samhället i rekordfart, åt fel håll.

It is very concerning indeed, the disproportionate responses, the financial crash, the overall turmoil is what is the happening.
At no time since WW2, or the late 60s anti war movement and rioting has the world been this close to transformation into what has been foretold by the protocols, guide stones, kalergi and many others.

The mother of all crises, reshaping the world at record speed.
The death rate and health complications are more severe than a common flu, true, but the damage done already in lost value/worth is astronomical, and no end in sight...

How are hospitals 'overwhelmed' in the United States when my county (which is urban) only has 100 cases?

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>trusting Chinese
>when the rest of the world is already accelerating beyond Chinese funny numbers

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This. The Coronavirus is just an excuse for corporations that should have gone bankrupt ages ago to ask for government bailouts, and have the Chinese government can apply the Rothschild formula on Western companies.
Besides it's too suspicious for China, whose hygienic and environment conditions are horrible, to report less deaths than Italy.

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Our county has over 30 cases now and my roommates still refuse to take this seriously. Keep talking about how more people have died from the flu.

+ 4500 infected and +750 deaths it's gonna be, brace for it

Yeah, work retail. Coworker may or may not have it. Doctors couldn’t give two shits about testing them because they haven’t been in contact with a confirmed case. Been in close contact wot( family and friends over the last couple of weeks.
Pasta pa vista my amigo escape

Very chic

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Not all of California is the bay area.

How can you even type if your eyes are that chinese

all of the above

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It's actually over isn't it?

youtube.com/watch?v=gj40OnrAvGA

What does "infected" even mean? When I think of an infection, I think of a present problem like an infected blister. In other words, if I use the term "infected" for the past tense, it usually refers to something I was aware of. With the numbers projected to be "infected" by corona going into the hundreds of millions, I wonder if they really mean "exposed to" like if test will show antibodies, similar to tuberculosis exposure arm prick tests. Apprently 40 million Americans were infected with the flu this season, but that would be noticeable if 12% of the population were stick in only a few months span.

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