/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2310 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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SPAIN RESUME
INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
DEATHS: 1002
>INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
>DEATHS: 1002
INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
DEATHS: 1002
>INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
>DEATHS: 1002
INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
DEATHS: 1002
>INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
>DEATHS: 1002
INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
DEATHS: 1002
>INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
>DEATHS: 1002
INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
DEATHS: 1002
>INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
>DEATHS: 1002
INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
DEATHS: 1002
>INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
>DEATHS: 1002
INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
DEATHS: 1002
>INFECTED: 19,980 (+16,5%)
>DEATHS: 1002

+35,000 NEXT WEEK FOR SURE!

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threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE virus, they can't keep getting away with it, don't reply to chink bots

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>build house
>get inside house
>don't let anyone coof into house

Hourly updates for Austria:
info.gesundheitsministerium.at/

Now at 2333 cases.

any brazil bros know if our 15 day quarantine will be extended???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Take one pair of used womens underwear and place over your face
>inhale deeply
>repeat

USA is growing much faster than France because retarded amerimutts were flooding the supermarkets all at the same time, infecting eachother.

obviously
normalfags think it's all going to end in april
but it'll last at least one year

OP IS A FAG
REAL NEW BREAD-

Could Male Vitality cure the virus?

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Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity.

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spain is even faster than italy now

There you go, problem solved, optics restored!
A gold star for you!

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Oy vey you can't do!

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Nah, we like this one, fuck off with your shit thread Ahmed

Spain is getting rekt

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Got my mask today, I'm safe

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MANDATORY STATEWIDE CURFEW IN CALIFORNIA

cnbc.com/2020/03/19/california-governor-issues-statewide-order-to-stay-at-home-effective-thursday-evening.html

WHY THE FUCK IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS

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All the news from the state of Santa Catarina are really werid.
They were the first to close the beaches and are imposing curfew now this
nsctotal.com.br/colunistas/anderson-silva/coronavirus-barracas-do-exercito-sao-usadas-para-triagem-de-pacientes-com

If China took 3 months while murdering the infected and welding people shut inside their homes, I predict we'll take at least 5 months to stabilize.

>Almost a blip on the radar compared to the common flu
Woah, so this is the power of a global pandemic...

>halloween costume
Is this going to work? Isn't it plastic?

>Imagine calling Argiebaker a fag

low IQ move herdbong

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Wait, coronavirus mutated me into romanian! Noooo! I'm the gypsy curse attacks me again!

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Holy shit I need more toilet paper.

>0 dead in winland

HOW DOES HE DO IT?!

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>post was infected

So what'll be your final tune?

You mean Silver Bullet?

Everyone's talking about it.

ITALY + CHINA = FRIENDS

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it's called being white

it will work if you put zyklon b in the peak

Michigan here, forgot to save the pic somebody posted in the Michigan thread yesterday and now I can't find the thread in archives.

Anybody got the pic of National Guard @ the Speedway on Dixie & Telegraph?

We ought to petition on change.org for all countries affected by COVID-19 to sanction China.

It's only fair.

I can’t stop browsing /cvg/ all day lads

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back to your herd muhammad

Lmao SWEDEN YES is here to be the virtue beacon what a fucking surprise. Fuck off back to r*ddit, cunt lip.

Just look at it, ya cunts. It's a bantz edition.

Spike Protein Mutation aka
Penor Attachment

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shes hot , I'm saving all these pics.
also

GAS THE CHINKS RACE WAR NOW

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Dont drink the kool aid Guiseppe

Lol fuck Michiganders. Ohio is better in every way.

Guys, is been a week since I am having mild symptoms.
Some rare dry cough that sometime gives me pain in the chest, it is very rare and I cough once or two per days.
My throat doesn't hurts but it seems dry.
Sometimes runny nose.
No fever. Max temperature reached 37.1.
No mussle ache, no shortness of breath. I work in the fields and work out so I am doing heavy activities with no problem of breath.

Oy vey, this obsession with China, do you know what country out there, in the big wide world, that has not signed any bio-weapons treaties?

What country could it be?

Do you know what country researched the vaccine before the outbreak, out of pure luck?

Hint, wasn't China...

If you worse a disposable respirator under it it wouldn't be that bad since you'd get eye protection with it and i'd guess the plastic may make the respirator last longer since it would catch the germs?

A guy stopped by my town in a wagon yesterday selling elixirs and tonics. He claimed one of them cured corona virus. I was tempted to buy a bottle, but didn't. Do you think it was legit?

become a coom poster

Yes US is completely fucked. That retard fraud Elon Musk said it was just a cold and would 't close his factories where 10000 workers were stuffed in together. He has blood on his hands.
But it still be a few weeks before we see the true damage over there. We will start seeing it France next week. They have many in critical condition right now.

mobile.twitter.com/AmbCina/status/1240677088300085250

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Seriously dude? No, a novelty plague doctor mask I bought as a joke isn't going to help me avoid infection any better than it did actual plague doctors during the plague.

Who here has been/is infected or think they might be? There must be some by now. I want to hear stories on how symptoms progressed and what it feels like and stuff.

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>ambasciata della cinese in italia

Russia +7, one in Moscow Oblast, flew in from Prague, 6 in Yakutia

> According to the operational headquarters of the government of Yakutia , the disease was confirmed in six people, whose preliminary tests showed the presence of coronavirus. This is the General Director of the Yakut fuel and energy company, Andrey Korobov, who recently arrived from Moscow, and five employees of Yatek who contacted him — four managers from Moscow and a local employee.

Meanwhile, the Olympic Torch arrives in Japan
>twitter.com/i/status/1240830133973340162

EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
JAPAN IS SAFE
EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
JAPAN IS SAFE

hypochondriac

Already did, is pretty funny, can't think of any good bantz though

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This chinese corona virus was born in Wuhan, Hubei province, People's republic of China. Its started in a huge wet market where they bring in wild animals of all kind caught in the countryside in large amounts. The animal is then killed and butchered in the market before you buy it to ensure freshness. Animal suffering is thought to improve the flavour of the animal.

25 y old.
Smoker.
Am I fucked?

Begone coomer

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fixed

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I thought you were serous, you should buy a real one, it actually covers your entire face.

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It wasn't legit. There's no cure and there won't be for a long time. The only thing you can do is stay home and take your vitamins. If you have to leave the house then wear a mask.

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Brave and relevant.

Rice Aids must be paid for in chink blood

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Might be. The atmosphere in Italy is surreal.

And the rain will kill us all.
We throw ourselves against the wall.
But no one else can see, the preservation of the martyr in me.

No new cases for the second day in a row

Corona-chan completely and utterly BTFO!!!

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>Swine Flu Pfff

>SARS hahahahhahahahahahahahahh

How can even top Corona-chan!!!

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>If we don't test, there is nothing to worry!
Based Japan.

I'm going to roll up six joints, one for every hole in the beak and hotbox my face instead.

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>We are all waves in the plague ocean China created

Fuck off, thread-splitting faggot.

At least use a meme flag when you want to shill you fucking cockroach

gonna go clean my AR-15 now. I got it really dirty after putting +2000 rounds of czech-made 5.56.

my body is ready for looters.

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