Brit/pol/: The Deus Ex Timeline *Editon

no one cares

BRitBong fags gonna get BTFO by orcs fucking state of you cucks thats what you get for living in a 3rd world country

no one cares lad

simply based

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they are a product of an authoritarian regime, a fate that is awaiting us all

Preppers buying chicken; leaving all the duck for me.

Thank you corona chan.

Imagine being a shut in in Croydon LARPing all day on a image board.

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I do

This is interesting.

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cringe

yes
unironically the worst country in the world
and by worst i mean they are the biggest threat

Who's bright idea was to have "boomer hour" during opening of the shops? By the time normal people reach the shelves they are all fucking empty.

>Everybody is Kung Flu fighting.
>Hoo.... ha....
>And all the old are dying.
>Ha....
>It's a little bit frightening.
>Hoo... Ha....
>But also a bit exciting.
>Deeliddle Deeliddle Deeliddle Dee.

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incredibly rich and mystical history
the exact date when the shang defeated the xia the planets were the most aligned they have been in history
mandate of heaven
master builders and sailors
silly approach to alcohol for various parts of their history (trying to ban it)
unbelievably forward thinking and ahead of it's time literature
only mogged by the europeans because they felt china was big enough and they actually had hearts
during the opium war the chinese government sent a letter to victoria asking her to think about what effect she was having on china
innocent bastards

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Dundee has a hospital? I thought they only got electricity in October..

>Nigeria loves chinks
really makes you think

cyberpunk future now

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Thread theme
youtu.be/OA_CndlBu0g

probably alright in general like most people.

No thats the panic spastics doing that you dick head. The opening hours for the old was and is a good idea. Hope rationing happens soon.

...

>Shops open for the elderly and vulnerable
>60 year old, physically fit and mobile Phil and June turn up in the Jag and buy 20kg of Pasta, thinking it's their shopping hour

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the grannys you see trying to buy a meal or two amongst empty shelves aren't boomers. not everyone old is a boomer, it's a specific 60 to maybe 75 demographic.

Mainlanders for the most part are pricks as they are descended from people who did whatever they had to to survive that cunt Mao’s regime, so they are selfish entitled arsehole. Chinese from HK, Taiwan, Singapore, Macau and ones born abroad are just like everyone else, mostly just normal.

i might be an alcoholic

>REEEE I have to get up early to get me pot noodles

Narh you're fine lad.

Based non committal Indonesia

mao is such a flash in the pan compared to thousands of years of chinese history and culture

just tell everyone you are working on it and call your drinking sessions relapses

if you're not sure it means you are

functioning alcoholic

800 quid.

Didn't even know it was coming. Think about that lad.

>normal people
>you
user, I...

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I'd like to drown 90% of the lads of brit/pol/ in a bath full of piss t b h

It was only a couple of generations ago mate, they’re still recovering from it as best they can as there’s still a cult of personality around him thanks to his worshippers still being in charge.

thousands of years of being a mutted slave race you mean?

unreasonable

what?

there have been many maos and the chinese always come through

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they've been through so many cycles of civilisation, decadence and barbarism

Tax refund, just got the letter through the letterbox right now, hopefully the thought of it helps with your hangover

I forgot you get pegged by the CCP and the reg

Why are you scared of the niggers in Croydon?

i got a 2k tax refund last month

people like richard spencer talk about 'the faustian spirit'
but it's a real thing and something the chinese clearly lack
or did lack

Remember the riots a few years ago when there was a chimpout, stores were raided and cars and buildings were burned? It will look like a picnic in the coming weeks.

Get fucked you fucking cunt I will stab you in the fucking neck you twat

Terrified shut in fightlet many such cases.

seething

Sad

Curly black and kinky
Mixed with yellow chinky

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haven't heard this song in fucking ages

youtube.com/watch?v=t3RjCiq1ICY

Do you own a car?
Could come in very handy in coming weeks.

Hopeful

Course I fucking am

Why are you quivering lad?

i can run faster than any car

who doesn't own a car? it's like having a washing machine. who doesn't own a washing machine?

Yeah, but in the context of human civilisation development, the mainlander’s are social luddites. The average Brit, frog or yank a couple hundred years ago would have been exactly the same, but (for the most part) we’ve moved from that kind of shite.

To be fair to the them, a lot of the youngsters that study in the west can get “domesticated” pretty quickly and see how shitty their elders tend to act.

Reminds me of the Ducktales theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=H9cmPE88a_0

>tumblr
Fuck off I just want one (1) bag of pasta