/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2309 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>Bavaria just announced full lockdown for 2 weeks starting this evening

NOOOOOO I WAS ABOUT TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING
FUCK YOU
IT'S GONNA BE TOTAL CHAOS

Whew my tests are back

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U.K. lockdown on none essential businesses when???

How the fuck did South Korea get all those testing kits?

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Never

This pandemic has pushed me into my farming career.

As much as I like to bitch about Canada on here, I gotta say that I am super fucking glad to be here and not in the US or UK or EU or Australia.
>can buy guns, ammo, knives, body armor, 2kg of silicon pussy and ass, none of which I'd be able to do as a bong or aussie
>not completely surrounded by looting nigger hordes like many are in the US and Europe
>lots of guns, but almost entirely in the hands of responsible middle class men
>lots of smaller communities spread over large distances makes it easier to contain beyond major cities
>government and military does not realistically have the willpower or resources to subjugate 38 million people across such a massive area
>say what you want about trudeau but at least he's not falling for the herd immunity meme
It'll be bad, but it could be much worse

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Did you have them shove the swab up your nose or throat? How bad was it?

I hope Snufkin poster is ok, he hasn't posted this morning yet.

This shit is making me belive in god in full, with Bill Gate's microchip program beinh revealed and this I'm legit beliving the Bible.

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Hiro just recruited new janitors because he knows many will be lost during the pandemic. Many preexisting health complications.

fuck. is this bad?

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>went outside a little
>people literally waiting to buy meat already

LMAO stop acting like the country is actually lock up,boludo

what the fuck it's already over 250k

remember

if we survive this, we need to make the existence of all chinks miserable

this goes beyond reminding them they have tiny dicks.

Thanks pastabro, same for you.

Kek, police has arrested a 18yo who sold packs of 5 masks that are worth about 2.50 for 200.-
They confiscated his whole stock of masks. Poor idiot.

google.ch/amp/s/www.nau.ch/amp/news/schweiz/zurcher-polizei-verhaftet-schutzmasken-wucherer-65681796

>Sixth death in Poland: a 27 year old with no other conditions, she gave birth a few days ago. The black baby is fine, however.

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How much FICKI FICKI will now happen in Germanistan?

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Eyes on the ball: We never know if the prep needs to go next level.

Soon. Within a week.

You should retake it under your tongue.

I wonder how 250k Corona-chan will look.

ID: Jew

Someone post the HIV positive one

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A woman with coronavirus spits at a group of police officers when she is arrested
>A woman with coronavirus spits at a group of police officers when she is arrested
A woman with coronavirus spits at a group of police officers when she is arrested
>A woman with coronavirus spits at a group of police officers when she is arrested
A woman with coronavirus spits at a group of police officers when she is arrested

elpais.com/politica/2020/03/20/diario_de_espana/1584698147_085145.html

based

fake and gay

Okay the pic related is not my test

However i DID get tested already and its one swipe from the back of each nostril (really fucking annoying since i think there are some chemnicals on the stick but nothing you can walk off) and one throat wipe.

It was okay desu, kind, cutie nurse came to my home to take it too

Why?

WASSUP FINLAND TORILLA TAVATAAN PERKELE

>Finnish health boss questions WHO coronavirus testing advice

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-finland-who/finnish-health-boss-questions-who-coronavirus-testing-advice-idUSKBN2170ZB

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I wonder how based it must feel to be on the ISS right now, no virus can get you up there. Kind of comfy, but what happens if all the ground-control die before they can bring them back from space?

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I'm so scared, I have ordered some prepping equipment and fear I might get infected from touching same surfaces as the courier even when I'm wearing like three pairs of gloves please help me AAAAARGH!

Ffs I want time off to watch this world burn

15 cans, root beer and white skin and we have a deal

Intensive Care Unite go brrrrrrrr

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I'm bored of this virus already. What games are anons playing right now? For me, I just started a new play through of Skyrim which I haven't touched in years.

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Nigga that image has been passed around by boomers for days now.

A cure will literally be announced in a week and start rolling out across the globe early April.
Happening is cancelled

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many people have died because of them, and they have excused their garbage, Orwellian country.

good. the best outcome is absolute anarchy.

>UK pubs to stay open
Thank you Doctor Boris, very cool.

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The curve is flattening out here too which is good

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Think bigger, we start from scratch. We revolt against the status quo.

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LOCKDOWN IN US WHEN

I can't wait to get cozy!

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Dude...

It would be really funny if they got it too. Then we‘d knew for sure that shit has been around for a long time.

How do you Fingolians think about your eternal enemy China dying?

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>coronavirus

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I'm looking forward to when you start posting the alive numbers instead of dead lol

You fucking bastard. It doesnt say jew. stuipid nigger faggot mutt newfag.

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Mount and blade Viking conquest
Divinity original sin 2 (with sister)
Fucking my gf's ass

During work: skyrim and d3
At home: sleep and total war

>goes straight up
>it‘s flattening
Pick one

Wipe all the items you get and if its not food based stuff leave them on direct sunlight for the day. Just wash your hands afterwards bro. Its all good. Unless the person COOFED right into your bag.

is it 250k time yet? what will change this tome?

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Nuke the chinks

Re-establish supply chains in Europe, South America, India, and so on.

This fucking card game holy shit

What HASN'T this thing predicted?

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PRC is a bright example entire world should follow if we want to contain the virus
most of countries are already doing so
there is no need for panic and dangerous rumours
stop terrorizing your entire family and keep out of internet for a few days to clear your mind
I mean it friend
focus on your work and studies from the comfort of your home for the sake of brighter future for your loved ones

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I think I might be getting a panick attack, I thought this only happens to sjw leftists, wtf??!!

Checked!
True and heterosexual

War Thunder mostly. Between Plane and Tank combat it's got most of what I'm looking for, plus they had a sweet sale in coronachans honor. Also playing Koikatsu because I"m a coomer.

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What a stupid slag

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Who are "they"? Why not attack the PRC itself, or the CPC?

testing capacity saturation

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Cameltoe

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Linear scale is linear.
Post log scale.

its SARS

Caring about their people, in the west you are a number and can be reemplaced by a nigger.

Source?

Hope she gets beaten at the police station

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Still have my Mass Effect 1 saved game files from when I played the game many PCs ago. Kept transferring files but never got Mass Effect 2. It's on Steam so considering a download.

shut up boomer. You're getting culled whether you like it or not.

I love you corona chan. Let it spread. Spread it everywhere.

Hail kek. Praise lord kek.

A people that support tyranny are just as bad as Xi Jinping.

Rescue Hong Kong, saturate bomb the rest.

Don't worry, Cops will lose their patience in no time

twitter.com/DjiguiDiarra/status/1240597513897422854

I hope her thighs expand more and rip her leggings some.

Based low res card game poster.

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Was she in PPE?
Was ur Pepe excited when she made you deep throat that wood?

>floating in space, waiting for your supplies to end, knowing everyone in earth is going to get killed
Not exactly what I consider "comfy".

More threads than cases in haiti, lmao

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VEins! For the love of GOD VEINS!

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Even more flat as you can see

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I dont understand
You would think with how sucking China cock is when China is on outbreak, Canada and Australia would be blow up like Italy right now
But there arent
How?

a dude pointed out this is a great time to learn things like baking bread and growing stuff

kek, saved

YEEEEHAAAAAAAW

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Bigger thighs, please.

patrician taste

All the fucking normies in the whatsapp groups I am part of post "stay at home" memes.
They are the ones who laughed at my mask and avoiding people for the last 3 weeks.
I dont even know why this feels so good.

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He did NOTHING wrong.

based
seconding this

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12,000 by the end of the day!

Update on danish numbers:

>1226 (+100) confirmed infected
>10402 people tested in total
>187 in hospital (+35)
>37 in ICU (+7)
>28 in ICU on ventilator (+5)
>9 dead (+3)

Faroe Islands bonus:
>80 confirmed infected
>1641 people tested

Government policies currently in use:

>Schools and universities: shutdown
>Non essential public employees: shutdown
>Borders: shutdown except for work and trade
>Restaurants, cafes and barber shops: shutdown
>Gatherings with more than 10 people illegal

Testing policy is only to test the very sick.

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>police runs over urban youth while they were going """""""""""grocery shopping""""""""
Yeah, fucking right

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Jesus you hapooners are pathetic. this is nothing more than reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

stay inside nigger

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If you dont test, there is no virus :)

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Good evening i hate jews

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Don't many Western supported governments practise tyranny too, in different ways? Why should we not be bombed too, then? And what about Taiwan?

>>not completely surrounded by looting nigger hordes like many are in the Europe
good bait m8

>>government and military does not realistically have the willpower or resources to subjugate 38 million people across such a massive area
This is a negative though, what are you going to do when a few retards with insufficient food supply but enough weapons band together and go hunting for hoarders?

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Kek. My friend is a decent baker and that’s all he’s been doing for the past week.

It’s called vindication in English.

slow transition into one giant boob

Mask and the see trough-shield and full suit you see usually see on medics when working with corona patients.

She was really gentle about it but not really my kink

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if the logarithmic scale is a straight line you are fucked.
pro tip: its a straight line

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Do you see Canada causing chink AIDS?

>Mass Effect Trilogy

I was thinking the same.

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Chink

good evening, me too user

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I live in Bayern!

Arabs start dying in France.
They are the population with the more hypertension and diabetes, which are the biggest aggravating factors when you have the coronavirus.

>youtube.com/watch?v=-fXZb-pTgI4

Yes. This Coronavirus has shown all people the failings of their governments. Now shut the fuck up chink.

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/18/japanese-flu-drug-clearly-effective-in-treating-coronavirus-says-china

Why bulge of course

Serves you right for waiting that long

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Will there be food shortages?

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Swab testing effectively.

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Spike Protein aka Penor

>And my China doll down in old Hong Kong

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>They are the ones who laughed at my mask and avoiding people for the last 3 weeks.
Hope those fags die, had the same shit at my work, now 2 are ill hahahahahah

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Aren't you a chink, chink? We should murder your kind like you murder dogs

Thanks bro, I have supplies for couple more weeks, so I can simply left those new items untouched in a warehouse, but I'm inventing all kinds of unlikely scenarios how I could get infected from virions sticking to my shoes etc. I'm probably getting neurotic.

Reminder that the chink flu fucks up your testicles and you end up shooting blanks.

also the population that doesn't give a shit about "social distancing"

The eternal Aussies.
So much for working from home: Thousands ignore social distancing advice and flock to Bondi for a 36C scorcher - as health experts warn beachgoers could be seriously at risk of coronavirus
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133811/Thousands-ignore-social-distancing-guidelines-head-Bondi-Beach-Sydney.html

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dont let the jew grow into you user.

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When the trucks start getting stuck and food processing plants shut down because of workes getting sick

I've just tuned in. How's America like?

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I love F3 too

>no one cared who I was til I put on the mask

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dope. no vasectomy!

So, like in what, April you think?

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So how long until the lockdowns end? It won't take long until country leaders realize that they're really just compounding economic data onto something that's a tragedy no matter how long you stretch it out. Or perhaps the plan is just to crash Wall Street with no survivors and start again from scratch.

great entice cops even further please

israel
infected: 705
dead: 0
recovered: 15
active: 690

>now 2 are ill
Those are the kinds of things that keep my faith in the Gods. Amazing.

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bet it feels just like being on earth

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the normies are fucking stupid, they live so buried in their bubble of comfort that they are unable to mentalize for a catastrophe, when family and friends die they will cry

I bought supplies already in January, but since our government is trying to slow down the spread I realized I probably need more stuff since I have already been in lockdown for like three weeks. Pls no meanie.

It won't be that long since we're going to release the cure

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/18/japanese-flu-drug-clearly-effective-in-treating-coronavirus-says-china

Yeah, but its understandavle. When you get back home, remove your shoes after you enter obviously. Wash all your floors, wipe all the surfaces you use. Basically just do spring cleaning. That was my worry as well and thats what i did yesterday. Worst case you get a clean house, best case you get a few stragglers. As far as i understand the most dangerous places are door handles anyways, excluding other humans.
Also i hope you have zinc supplements.

Send my thoughts and prayers to the 705,000,000 infected Israelis.

>says-china

>says china

>china

they can go die, bunch of fucking liars

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT JUST THE BOOMERS!!! LOOK!!! YOUNG PEOPLE WHO ARE GETTING TREATMENT IN THE ICU!! LOOOOOOOK! YOUNG PEOPLE!! THEY ONLY HAVE A 99,8% CHANCE OF SURVIVING! THEY DIE J-J-J-JUST LIKE US GRANDPARINOS!!!

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threadreaderapp.com/thread/1239975682643357696.html
18 months is the game plan

How can we end the lockdowns without testing everyone and working with that data in order to know the current situation?
It’s fucking insane the boomer epidemiologists are clueless

kek piccolo pic saved

It was the kikes again, who could have guessed...

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What's supposed to be the damning thing here?

Bro we had like 20 vaccines and miracle cures until now

Fuck off Chinese shill. the only cure for this is waiting for it to run its course, like the the common cold

Threadly reminder

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What is your point? Is Western tyranny not bomb-worthy? And I ask again, what about Taiwan?

Why should I be quiet?

Don't forget about the thousends of cures for cancer.

don't listen to my fellow mutt, we're all fucking retards. carry on

everyone still has food but normies are freaking out anyway

permanenent
L U N G D A M A G E

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holy shit, seriously fuck all these "just a flu" retards.

Everyone in each government that ignored this for so long has to be held to account.

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I saw the iss fly across the sky a few nights ago. First time i'd ever seen it. Crazy how it goes so fast. Crossed horizon to horizon in about 2 mins.

Even 0.2% is a risk I wouldn't dare take under normal circumstances.

>when numbers go down D:

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You can just Google Avigan and see what it does, Indonesia already ordered 2 million of it and will be distributed soon

yes

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Kill yourself chink
You are a plague to humanity

>local radio host just essentially called the chinks a bunch of niggers for spreading their virus to the rest of the world
LMAO

>10 days behind Italy on taking precaution and STILL haven't lockdown
We're so fucked aren't we?

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They are getting the best healthcare American taxpayers can buy,

God that looks tasty.

That's stupid. If it was an outside force, it was either CIA or Mossad.

triple kek

Also see how old these guys look?
These aren't 70 or 80 year old elderly.

*5 mil

Where’s that original picture from? Do you have it without a coronachan, too?

the harness, making it look like they're floating

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>has to be held to account
just like it happend for the 2015 mudblood invasion?

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E

And they don't care about the quarantine in their ghetto, they are still outside.
Natural selection in the end.

Am I the only one who doesn't buy at all that the virus is much more wide-spread than is confirmed?
I can buy 2 times more cases, maybe 4 times, but some people are going wild with propaganda. We can see only localized confirmed cases with well established history. Only in the last stage the transmission is local. This would mean that most cases spotted are actually due to specific spreaders. Imagine what will happen when local transmissions explode. Absolute carnage

>why should I be quiet
this is why swedeboy

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>when family and friends die they will cry
Nope.

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My toil is going to be a hotbed of infection when things ramp up. I work in an open office of over 100 people for 9 hours a day. Then there is a factory on site with another 600 people working in it. I have refused to come in so far and had a fairly serious discussion with my boss is there any mitigation strategies in place and he basically just said no. Diamond princess here we come.

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based and bluepilled

Yep

You were the one who spread the virus, American. Everyone in Iran and China and other relevant countries think so.

how about a mutual bj? nohomo

this is the global sentiment, good

lost

Bros if I want some time off work is the corona virus the perfect excuse? Seems like the government here is advising you to self isolate even if you only show mild symptoms. I work in retail and the last couple weeks have been hell because of all this crap. I only have one day off next week and I know every shift is going to be the pits.

I know at the start of the outbreak you could call 101 and be provided with a sick note over the phone. Is that still the case?

>Doubt

Judging by current trends, were on a rollercoaster ride into our own graves.

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Obviously everyone is infected but the flu is deadlier!

Rare.
Because you’re a faggot chink. Post eye with time stamp.

Holy shit, what's this thing? Partially inflated Macron's wife?

Fake space posters are so fucking dumb

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You are aware the CIA is an American agency, correct?

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