AUS/POL - PRAISE CORONACHAN EDITION

>Still praising Tarrant
Complete Mossad Shills

which area will be the first to be put under lockdown?

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Snitch

everyone says we're trying to "flatten the curve", why would the infection slow and then return to nothing? why wouldn't it just eventually infect everyone, even if not at an exponential scale?

North shore and Western Sydney

Most likely North Shore Area (Chatswood, St Leonards, etc.) Ryde, Eastwood, Epping, all the way to Castle Hill. Basically a large chunk of NW

>GAS GAS GAS

Praise Him™

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my internet is starting to lag, all the normies must be at home on Friday night watching netflix fucking hell

nuke sydney

>>abc.net.au/news/2020-03-17/coronavirus-data-reveals-how-covid-19-is-spreading-in-australia/12060704
Have a look at the "Source of Infection" graph.
I think we might be getting bullshitted to about how many "community or local infections" there are.

Flatten the curve really means spread out the infection rate so hospitals dont become overwhelmed.

Why don't you guys like ScoMo?

>176 new cases in 1 day

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>the ex gf came to stay for a few days
>her compulsive lying is off the charts
>cant stop lying to even take a breath
>brought some toilet paper into my room and said she just got it from the shops
>go to put it in the bathroom
>she literally just took one of the packs of toilet paper from there
>confront her
>she starts crying and saying i never appreciate anything she does
>then says how she went shopping and got groceries
>cant show me anything she bought and calls me ungrateful because she does so much
>says she wants dessert
>keeps nagging me while im busy about dessert
>go to get her something from the cupboard for her to eat
>she starts crying saying how she asked to order thai and didnt want dessert
>locked herself out
>calls me while im inside about how i should come outside
>ask her if shes locked out
>denies it and just tells me to come out
>stand at the window staring at her unable to get inside until she starts crying about how i locked her out and then blames my housemate who isnt home

I think she's gone full schizo and I'm losing the plot with how delusional she is
Fuck me dead I've even started grinding my teeth again at night from the stress

Those who bore witness can’t Help but praise him

not giving me enough neetbux

pic related

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the basis of it all is trying to reduce the load on medical infrastructure even if it keeps infecting people. It was the same story with the takata airbag recall, where they would take their time in announcing which cars are affected as to not overwhelm logistics.

yeah I understand that, just interesting to see people think that with no immunity it would ever go away, if people just kept giving it to each other it could just become a more fucked version of the yearly flu, no?

And we all know what manner of creature lives in these areas, don't we?

Horrible bait

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rape her

are you fucking her? tell her to fuck off

Where's my 750?

>Why don't you guys like ScoMo?
Because like most pollies he is a traitor who is letting foreign powers buy Oz up.

Do you even have to ask?

Reported

>Commanders
A faggot autist not a commander
And yea
I was here, came here to see the happening you get news first on Yas Forums and that was one hell of a happening

Sydney and Meblourne we're lost before this pandemic. Invader loving fucks

where's my 2000 USD

I like Scotty
he bought me off with NEETbux

The nation needs fumigated.

You got it buddy

what are the boundaries going to be, arbitrary definitions of suburbs based on the geographical names board?

>living with your ex

Now thats some good neetbux

Fucking throw her out son

I refuse to ever life in Melbourne or Sydney even if offered decent work, not worth the bs there.

Adelaide or Perth are still salvageable tho

Okay lads
Come suck my jewish tits

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>Neocon
Gee I fucking wonder. The liberal party has been selling out Australia to the highest bidder its entire existence.

Probably. But suburbs do have 'areas; that they have, it's just that i can't be fucked to outline some of the areas coz the boundaries are autistic

wait that's actually what's gonna happen? man rip the world hopefully theres a vaccine for it soon.

Because he's a feckless chubby cunt with no vision or spine and crumples to the whims of shouty mobs because he doesn't want any trouble and just wants to keep cashing those nice PM paycheques.

Behave cunt, scomo is now a "wartime pm" and as such, is handling one of the biggest events in past and present generations... bullshit aside, it's serious and his government is handling it like the grouse people they are... all of ya shut up and hold on.

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He dabbed on some muds
Nice

Praise Him™

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Thinking of heating up a meat pie, taking the top off it and putting vegemite inside even though it already has cheese. Good idea or nah?

I voted for him, because it was pretty pointless to vote in my district anyway (68% LNP), and my NPC parents wanted me to vote for him as well. I was okay with him but now he's just an arrogant prick and thinks that winning the election gave him a mandate to do shit without consequences.

Why would you have to give a reason why you were here, that is pretty glowy, This is a community of the same handful of regulars

>>the ex gf came to stay for a few days
What the fuck ever made you think that is an acceptable thing to consent to, user?

>tripfag
Opinion discarded.

That is unAustralian.
You are just like Muslims you don't belong in Australia.
I identify as a vegan Jewish magpie.

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Do it!

Legit can't buy a switch due to the chinks. Fuck this shit.

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fuck boys just praised him, might praise him again later idk.

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Tarrant went to Israel for several months before this shit happened, and NZ somehow avoided mass shootings despite loose gun laws so there must be an example to be made.

His penis obviously

>t. Chang

Reminder to wagies that you caused this economic collapse by signing up to a broken clown system and participating in the slavery of the human race

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>calls-for-australian-prisoners-to-be-released

>authorities scramble to find the 3,800 who were on board

honk honk

I voted for fraser anning, having liberals on the list lower down was simply a vote against labor

Praise Him™

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Well shit. Let's just call it the apocalypse and get on with it already.

I just wonder if it tastes good or not mixed in ya know. People act like vegemite is shit put I can eat it straight from the jar. Pie is in the microwave now.

Yea, I'm gonna vote SFF next election. The faggot Jason Wood is already doing gun grabbing shit like banning bump stocks.

>They are dirty tricks and black ops guys and always have been. Their job is to commit war crimes for the government and keep their mouths shut.
>The guy who ratted them out should be doing time.

The fact is that the SASR and Commandos roles have been blured. Gone are the days where you had tier 1 and tier 2, they all are trained to do the same shit and with joint SF commands it really comes down to nepotism. Whos available for the job. Lets face it there was no need for 5 man SR patrols in afghan and their won be again. The only difference between 2CDO and SASR now days is whether you want to live in perth in Sydney.

That aside as a result you see units like SASR doing missions CDOs are supposed to do ie DA where guys can and will wear go pros because they know it wont be vetted by ASIS afterwards.

The Army and govbernment no longer have a need for SASR, they respeent the old guard of the Army. The boys club. Whilst the infantry and commandos have coward over and taken up the ass for PC, let women in and adopted E&D etc the SASR dont want too. As such their legacy missions have been eroded and the high command and government have let the media destroy their reputation. In the 90s the government wanted to give the CT role to the commandos and or the AFP, theyve been looking for an excuse for decades.

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it's pretty well known he works for the anti-gun lobby, he done more for them than they could have done in years.

Fuck lad, ya got me there.

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Yeah give it a run; cheese and veggie is good, dunno how it’ll play with the “meat” though.

You burgers are literally hoarding ammo to the point where local gun stores don't have enough supply ffs

Glaze Him™

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>Adelaide
No user Adelaide is not salvageable the state government has sold itself to the Chinese and cucked itself to the east coast.
>Perth
If you can stomach the vanity of the Perth princesses, the CuBs and the sheer absolute corruption of the WA government go for it.

reminder to NEETS that they did gods work for spending up the process by not participating and spending all their shitcoins on gold and nuggies

they won't test you at all unless you have been in contact with someone returning from o/s who has tested positive

the current criteria are specifically designed to not test for community transmission

Nah this has actual meat it in. Not some shitty homebrand meat pie. Anyway it's got a few minutes. I'll keep yous posted

>microwave
Bro

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Pretty much. The brain dead groups for degeneracy like GETUP! and the Greens have been funded by Soros for who knows how fucking long, and have been advocating for banning against the hunting of feral animals and roos.

>next election.

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Yeah I know give me a break. Couldn't be fucked waiting

I'm really confsued as to how bad this really is. Everyone says it only effects old people and already sick people. But the flu already did that. Why is this shutting everything down?

I feel like the resposnse isn't in proportion to what people are saying

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You don't have to live in Sydney itself though. In most cases, the outer suburbs are so fucking conservative, but yea I would hate going to work in the CBD. Going to UNSW is already enough for me.

Literally who?

been having issues with my schizo ex too

nah difference is you can go direct into 2CDO from DFR, and 2CDO do more anti terrorism shit where as SASR do more secretive recon shit

>women in SF
they shouldn't be in any combat role, they have ruined even the regular grunt battalions. 1 RAR is a joke of what it used to be.

>vanity of the Perth princesses, the CuBs and the sheer absolute corruption of the WA government go for it.

m8 that's exactly what sydney is
there's a handful of somewhat tolerable white collars but most of them are faggots
at least perth is cheap compartively

FULL

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Just maintain personal hygiene and don't touch anyone. Avoid Trains like the Metro if you live in Sydney

the new comers are braindead, the rest know they get paid to do what theyre told.

Boo hoo, so the sasr took back a kill... shoot first, ask the sandniggers question later.
>asis
We don't even talk to these cunts, who are you getting info from? Kek, leading you on champ.

Who's the biggest cunt in Australia?

>A faggot autist
>A

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>Community of same handfull of regulars.
>Regular
Fuck off nigger I am the carpet snake.

Tarrant was a fuckwit that singlehandedly made Australia more authoritarian overnight. A literal fucking law was passed in the dead of night making half the shit posted here technically illegal, illegal to view as well.
Fuck Tarrant. If it was ever possible of having weaker regular gun laws in this country he fucked that too. Fuck him and fuck faggots that praise him.

Righto boys the pie is ready now to add some vegemite

>maintain personal hygiene
you want my fucking car keys too?

Can't have normie realizing that roughly 70% of cases were contracted right here in Oz.
You would think the way the numbers are climbing in the last few days would be a give away but it's still "just a flu bro" mentality.

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Girls who go into nursing are just whores with daddy issues who want a purpose in life but are also attracted to the macabre hence why they go into sex work. They enjoy playing with piss, shit, mucus and penis' all the same reaosn they like fucking random men for money to pay off their HECs. Daddy hated them so they want to be surrounded by horny male doctors all day.

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People who care about the virus is the new virtue signalling

Libertarians are so fucking dumb and annoying.

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Fuck you Muslim.
I run a successful twitter page.
twitter.com/keirasavage00
Jews are White.
Praise me.

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At least something never change

tl;dr

Samantha Lee
>Thinks gangsters go around in Aus carrying 50AE desert Eagles with one hand
>Thinks Adler is the same as a pump and wants it moved to cat D
>Wants to ban basically anything that has a larger calibre than 22lr to cat d

Cause it’s not really “the flu”. It fucks up your respiratory system and you need to be hooked up to ventilators and such. Only so much of that gear available country wide, so having this shit spread quickly isn’t good.

>Why is this shutting everything down?
To give the government an excuse to lock everyone down when they pass an increased GST rate on cash purchases and we go into negative interest rates.

Fucking top kek if you get locked down with her and she goes Bobbitt on you.

Yea na

have been noticing that some women are going bat shit crazy in response to coronachan

someones been paying attention

>Increased GST
>Muh Budget balance
If the government is retarded enough to do that doesn't that pretty much just fuck up the stimulus?

Nice blogpost

>Dude I was just walking around in around in DPM during a mass shooting.
>I do it all the time, seriously
>I have mental illness and stuff
>No I didnt have anything to do with military operation *AHEM* I mean violent mass shooting at the mosque around the corner
>Heres the card of my Mossad Handler Mortecai.

A living lesson
Never stick your dick in crazy
NEVER

holy fuck this incel is relentless, never seen anyone triggered so hard

Wouldn't know what Sydney is like.
I cringe looking at images of it why the fuck would I want to see it in person

sounds like a sitcom

>shut up and hold on
I'll hold on

>To deez nuts

> be me
> wages slavey at the airport
> be on shift when the last flight from Wuhan to Sydney arrives on January 19th.
> refuse to work on the flight
> supervisor was pretty chill with it
>Turns out there were 2 infected in board
>One went onto Melbourne (via Jetstar iirc) then cause/effect contributed to the outbreak there.

now all flights are axed and I'm unemployederino kek

Praise Him™

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Aussie woman is to be deported from China because she flouted the mandatory two-week coronavirus quarantine by going for a run without a mask on and ignoring orders to stop.
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Fuck fellas we're rooted. I work at a pharmacy in one of those small shopping centres - you know the ones, a coles, a kmart, bunch of meaningless small retail stores and a cafe or two.

We were fucking chockas today, way busier than usual, more busy than the Xmas period and the worst bit was the sheer number of boomers sitting around drinking coffee and eating cake like there is nothing happening.

The number of boomers who said to me something along the lines of "bugger the government and their shutdowns, I do what I want"

We are the next Italy, and we're totally fucked.

Don't listen to what's being said, look at what's being done here and abroad.

Do you think a totalitarian communist government overseeing a nation that's completely economically dependent upon exports would shutdown numerous cities holding tens of millions of people for "just a flu, bro"?

What's being said is just to try and prevent complete socio-economic breakdown from mass hysteria.

No because it's an increased GST specifically on cash purposes, the point is the make everyone keep their money in the bank, despite being in negative interest (ie you pay the bank to keep your money).

>"Aussie"
That thing is a Chink

check in chick or baggage handler?

>Spain, which is currently facing a coronavirus crisis of its own has recorded 1,002 deaths to date but figures there have jumped alarmingly in the last 24 hours.
>The numbers, confirmed by Spain's health emergencies chief Fernando Simon show there has been a jump in cases of 2,833 to 19,980 from 17,147 a day before - representing a jump of 16 per cent.
Another country bites the dust. UK next

Sydney is comfy in the suburbs but crowded as fuck the closer you are to the CBD, and that's where degenerate shit happens

I wanna ask you one question: if I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what did I have honey?

>>the ex gf came to stay for a few days

Yeah, that was your first mistake.

If you're fucking her, make sure you flush the condoms down the toilet

>deported from china

what did he mean by this?

the stimulus won't do anything anyway. we have barely any gold and dickless (i forget his name) sold off 2/3 of AU gold in favor of american bonds, and in the last 6 hours the USD has officially died.

it's much worse than everybody thinks, the coronavirus is a hail mary in hopes to keep people in their houses to prevent complete mad max scenes.

>he’s not wrong

t. Nurse who did sex work in uni.

As did most of my class.

Nice, as if banks don't fuck up our money

>one of the first "Aussies" to be infected AND die

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>blogposting
>r*ddit spacing
You need to go back

Welcome to the new world bitch

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How is he glowposting? Picture of a man engaged in pest control, getting rid of an insect. Little is wrong with this image.

Oh bugger off. Old news, nobody cares. Accomplished nothing at all.

It's about making sure the number of cases at once doesn't overwhelm the medical system & supply chains. Everyone will still get it, but it'll be more manageable than a giant spike of simultaneous cases.

Ah well if 10-20% of the population get Pneumonia and have to go to intensive care at a hospital in a country that has only 2,000 ICU beds........yeah....

Does that mean they pay you for your mortgage?

Bad aim apparently.
TP shortage hitting you that hard you're just busting where you may?

Corona is fake retards

Told yas.

Tits then GTFO whore.

WEAK AUSSIE DOGS LOOKING AT MUSLIMS FUCKING TONS OF AUSSIE SLUTS ON THE STREETS
KEEP CRYING FOR SUNNI MUSLIM ARAB SLAYERS

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Fuck off mate

Stimulus never works. You just dump money to inflate fake GDP values and OECD and Keynesian economists suck your dick for it like Rudd in 2008. Even a lot of my mates go NPC and start muttering that Rudd helped us escape the GFC, when in reality his stimulus inflated the Ponzi scheme and made Aus into a country with 0-2% forever.

Fuck mate, whoosh
>Wallnuts

Less boomers sounds good to me

Well that pie was about as good as you'd expect. Just tasted like a salty vegemite meat pie. meh/10 couldn't be fucked doing again.

What’s the easiest way to buy Chinese money

they deserve it, dont want me mum goin though coz tendies and shit

This

mate, they've fucked literally the entire planet.
people screeching about an NWO one world currency. the thing thats currently dying right now, that was it. lol.

Only feds use the "glow" meme

Its a lot worse than we are being told by the 'authorities'. Half the people in the ICUs are young people with no prior health problems. The young and stupid who go out partying are going to fill the hospitals and the old people will be left to die.

In theory yes, it would mean you get paid interest on loans, but that would only happen in a world where banks play by the same rules as everyone else, so no.

>tits

Sorry I don’t want to lose my current placement.

>whore
I was a ‘whore’ I’m not anymore. Well I don’t earn money from sex anyway.

That good was it