Im infected with the Wu-flu

I had to get tested after being close to a pasient who was confirmed with corona, i work in health care

>no paperwork

Stop replying to attention seeking faggots you stupid niggers

No not really cause i have not heard of that happening to anyone in my age/health group, and i have a strong immune system because of my work, its been 5 years since i was sick of anything

What paperwork.. they dont send you any paperwork

>not heard anything
yea because they'll test your fertility after u got corona chan /sarcasm kek

First i got an itch at the back of the throat, its more annoying than painful, get suddenly tired, which then passes, taste start to go away and bread tastes like eating paper, went to brush teeth and realised i could not smell the toothpaste anymore, no coughing and been checking fever but im at a constant cool 36.5c

Great, when you're eating your boyfriends ass you'll go in deeper now OP

so its true with the no taste thing, how long did you have the itch before you developed fever/tiredness and disappearing taste. give us the duration of the symptoms.

You will all get it eventually, all we are doing her is slow down the spread so everybody dont get sick at the same time, ill laugh at you when its your turn...

i'm in a wooden cabin in he alps, good luck infecting me corona chan ;)

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Some motherfucking bum coughed in my direction earlier today. And i started getting that itching on my throat and my breathing was irregular. I immediately started panicking so i don't know if it's some placebo shit where i thought i was infected by this fucker or if i actually got the wu flu.

Corona virus isn’t real.

Felt the itch this monday, but i probably got infected on friday the week before, wednesday taste started going, next morning i noticed the smell thing while brushing my teeth, today itch is less buy my mouth feels like i have just been to the dentist, best way i can describe it

please no, I want to keep my sperm :(

Boof vitamin c then report back the resulsts

Probably a psychosomatic placebo panic attack, symptoms don't develop for days, chill out

I have kids and dont want anymore so im fine with my sperm getting sodokued

I have been doing C max pills and orange juice since monday actuslly

Fairly sure if you're stating the symptoms I had this about a month ago, however I did have a fever but job coughing, just slightly itchy throat. Maryland, us... take public transport routinely and work with healthcare professionals so that's probably where I got it

Mutt here. Interracial sex.

*not coughing

Im also a smoker so its kinda strange that i dont get the coofs
I thought id be coofing like those chinamen

So you said good immune system ~= getting through it? I feel like I could make it without hospitalization but my girl concerns me because it takes her a while to recover from a cold

Interracial sex is disgusting

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They banned going to your cabin in norway, you get fined of you do, and they send police to get you out...

it's also a symptom of the common cold
Congrats OP babbies first cold.

Bad advice on keeping the temp down.

Most of people in eurokolhoz already had it. It is spreading for almost a month. For most it has just some weak flu symptoms. I think i had it 2 weeks ago, but going now to test self is stupid, from my pov.

If i had it i am immune, and I am already staying home as much as I can. But when untested I always can deny that I knew i am positive. And i still can go do groceries. When positive and in quarantine all that changes for me is begging some friend to buy me food. I do not need that.

And if i did not have it they will not test me without symptoms, because even here we are out of tests.

So either way sitting at home and waiting for tests that check antibodies, ie. if somebody had covid and is immune to it. Not like current tests that check if person is ingected and sick.

If there was no corona, i would not be quarrantined or even tested, i would write it off as a mild cold and kept going to work

why are you bored already?

wtf why is that? are they fucked up?

mate a wooden cabin in the alps was the main reason its all over germany now.

why do you have to beg a 'friend' iceland? are icelandic friends assholes?

keep track of the flu, govt power grab, etc.

OP tell us, is there a possibility you unknowingly infected someone else? Your parents, GF, the guy that works at the fuel station? Did you tell them?

Im locked away in my sons room, and my gf makes food, knocks on the door leaves it outside, the worst part about this is being bored and not having contact with people so far.. i feel like a basment neet that has their parents deliver food

How long have you had it? Apparently it starts as a cold, gets better, then gets a bit worse, then finally gets better.

Have fun OP, I’m sure you’ll be fine.

What are medical records.....

I had this 3 weeks ago.
It was weird. Itch and kept trying to swallow. No cough. Sinuses were mad clogged, no sneezing. I was feverish for a day. After a week, just cough because of slime in my throat.
Thought it was a common cold, but now I am not too sure. The throat thing was new.

R u nigger?

How did you get tested if you had no symptoms? Also all I have is an itch in the back of my throat fuck.

Post pic of the test result, mask the personal information of course.

it's man made bioweapon

What a shitty room bro...

Cause cabins are in areas with low population and infrastructure, if there are 6000 people living in the area but there are 7000 cabins with people in the area who are not nomale there, the healthcare system is only scaled to take care of the 6000 living there all year around, so if there was an outbreak , things would collapse, they now have road blocks into small towns to stop all the cabin people

Drive or cycle to work? I've been driving lately but may start using the bike on non rainy or hot days

I have a mild fever, headache, some mild throat pain with plaques in my throat. Think I got it?

I'm a medical student so I spend a lot of time at the hospital and will be there all week next week, maybe a bad idea

This is retarded. You do know there's something called DNA? Most animals and their sub species have WAY more variation in their DNA than we have. Mankind is pretty young and very capable migrators that are very adaptable. We stayed stuck in Africa for a long time but once we branched out there was never any heavy isolation which established any sub species.

Becuse i work in health care, we are the only people tested now, they dont test anybody else anymore, and a patient i had wad confirmed to have the virus, i was in the back with him so i had to be tested to see if i still could work

I take the subway

26/M/Healthy here

Wow I do exactly have the same thing.

Totally lost my sense of smell and taste ; I don't remember not being able to taste stuff at all, some taste always lingered on my tongue / nose. I taste and smell ABSOLUTELY NOTHING right now.

I coughed and had a very small fever (38,3 C° at most) last Friday but it quickly went away. By Saturday evening, both the cough and the fever were gone.

Keep cool and be strong, I'm sure you'll be fine.

im on day 4 with just a very mild irritated throat. I grilled yesterday and im starting to cough few and far between...im guess smoke irritated throat more.

I have no other symptoms. How long did you noticr other symptoms after you got a tickle in your throat?

Also, lost my senses of smell/taste Monday around noon.

Vit. C does little to nothing in helping you fight a virus. You should have supplements in general
No. Fever is a normal response to the virus taking medicine like ibuprofen will affect your immune system activity making you more ill, if you get really high fever use wet towels or take a shower.

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20g c vitamine dail

If you have those symtoms and are in health care you have to self quarrantine and get tested before returning to work/a hospital

How soft are corona-chan thighs?