/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2308 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

fuck there's pretty much nothing to do in Animal Crossing on Day 1

Anyone know if there's a more concrete or official definition or "recovered" yet? Any idea if those numbers of who've recovered, but then relapsed and then died have been removed from the recovered tally?

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threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE virus, they can't keep getting away with it, don't reply to chink bots

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will someone photoshop this cat into the hazmat suit please

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GTFO of here Joe Biden

What the hell do you anons even do when normie websites are full of people blatantly lying about this virus and other statistics to turn people into nothingburgerfags? I literally just saw some page with thousands of cultists post that the yearly flu has a death rate of 10%, like wtf are you smoking? If the yearly flu was a 10% death rate then society would fucking collapse.

>oh its only 3.4% deathrate user, its nothing
>doesn't realize that 3.4% of even half of America is MILLIONS of people dead just in this one country, directly from the virus
>not to mention secondary-cause deaths from economic collapse and poverty or niggers killing you for your stuff.
Why do people call real life "fearmongering"?

The crazy thing is that they want people to stop training for the marathon.

California has only 81 new cases? We had 83 new cases in a province of around 2 million and we're not under lockdown yet.

Are we going to make it?

>coronavirus

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remember, after all of this, we have to make China pay for their crimes.

Anyone else noticed politicians replaced "civilian" with "consumer", have you noticed the same thing in your country?

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100,000 deaths when

I truly hope that Africa has at least 2500+ unreported cases by now
It's gonna get so /comfy/ when pandemic central moves from EU to US+Africa
Imagine waking up every day, working home office, drinking coffee with your qt gf, and reading up on 300+ deaths in some subsaharan shithole
Feelsgoodman

do it yourself lazy mutt

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I've suddenly started sweating in front of my pc the last 2 days.
No high temp, no headache, no coughing, runny nose etc
just this sweating
I guess my room is too hot

Should have got DOOM faggot

archive.is/rqxMY

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You do know that you all already have coronavirus right?

GARY!!!!!!!!! A thread doesn't feel right if Gary isn't here.

BASED

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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With how fucking late the US has been with this I give a month maybe 2 1/2 weeks

2 rion plumbing pipes, the smaller fitting tight into the larger one. Larger one needs to be closed off at one end, easiest if it's threaded, simply screw a closed nut on it, acts as closed breech and firing pin.

Grind matchheads and scrape the red phosphor from the strike field of the box, mix 3 parts matchheads with one part strikefield powder in mass, creates armstrong mix, used as primer. Cut 2 round pieces of tape fitting on a washer, which itself fits inside the larger pipe and has the diameter of the smaller one. Pour the primer mix on one cut tape, place second tape over it. Glue that primer cap on a washer.

Roll paper and stuff it inside smaller pipe, take some out, tape it so it doesn't unroll, cut it. Glue the cap on the roll. Grind more matchheads, pour inside the paper shell. Ratio is about 1 g propellant for 15 g shot, or take a look at reloading data.

Load shell in pipe, slam it into the larger one, if it doesn't go boom you didn't make fine armstrong mix or the glue didn't dry.

Even favela monkeys and literal 3rd worlders can craft revolving shotguns, so can you.

German braggarts btfo. Now we wait for the hospitals to get overcrowded.

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It’s starting to feel like this might be the end. It’s been fun lads.

Nope
Bill Gates and the like

what's 3.4% of 25 million? Cali's got that in 6-8 weeks according to their government.

no

Would help if you provided a kot that's not for ants.

I feel like my country is world-relevant again.
Ebin!

Canada's curve flattening is working

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LADS I'm fucking scared, when this is all over, only 99% of us will be left. This is truly scary and the end of the world.

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did they ever find that new jersey cunt that gave a false name and left the hospital quarantine after being diagnosed with coronavirus and has been running loose since?

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After all this is over, the chinks must pay

how old are these numbers? there's 16k cases with 47 dead

>Germany what happened?
The (((Germans))) want the Germans dead, and the current Germans are so cucked that they die smiling knowing they killed a evil Nazi.
No joking i am fucking serious.

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>tfw started running a fever
Was nice knowing you lads.

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older SP was pretty fucking based

So that they'll have one more reason to flood Europe? No thanks. They're all young too, so it wouldn't kill anyone.

declare yourself emperor

Why not both?

>he didn't buy the dip

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>iran's cases and deaths already falling
>italy's deaths falling
>china has no new cases in 2 days
yeah, this will be over in a few weeks

>over 250k already

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Were immune

>whats that?
>he bought?
>unleash wave 2.

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lock your windows

had a problem last night

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It's weird Italy was a real sleeper here. Germany looked like it was going to be winner early on when we were in the 20-50 case range. There was lots of good spreading opportunities with cases in schools and shit but then Italy exploded and now finally Germany is catching up. Just weird.

Sixth death in Poland: a 27 year old with no other conditions, she gave birth a few days ago.

real life be scary yo

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user, that's rising exponentially

Nigger problem?

What happened?

Canada
>800+ cases
>already 12 deaths

So we can expect a situation closer to Italy I presume

target practice isn't a problem.

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It kills people of all ages though

You're slowly catching up to Iran bros

>he doesn't know
Fren, those are numbers from 5 days ago. Even the government admits it so you know it's bad

Isn't this encouraging though? Huge number of cases, low number of deaths, means it isn't as lethal as we thought

Based

on a scale from 0 to 10 how badly do you want to die?

...

you don't need photoshop just play around with lunapic
(transparent background) now go forth meme soldier

How legit is this video?
youtu.be/bhe6GScmMyA

Will being a vegan really help?

>j-just 2 more weeks and it will be over.
Poor show lad.

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here you go, fucking cunt

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Tuesday before last we had our first death in my county. Population of 1.5 million and we could only test 20 people a day. I'm not sure how much it's improved, but most likely they have good data on the massive increase of deaths from ILI, they just aren't sharing it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL ONLY BOOMERS

Seventh death in Greece: 87 year old man with multiple preexisting conditions

It could some of that immunity, or people were more aware that they came from a country that was able to be spread.
Then again there was that superspreader early on.
Italy also has terrible social distancing.
There is also that one "the stock market crashing in march" user.

That picture lol. That degenerate probably gets a boner thinking of that nigga with his slut wife, loli daughter and little shota son.

Best baker.
Look forward to your shift each day, Argiebro. Thank you.

I would like to start with the

>774 INFECTED
>0 DEATHS

meme

But i gotta feeling that somebody will kick the bucket today

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Once you reach your testing capacity the active cases number is completely irrelevant.

I'm not gonna die with you, mumbet.

>2 more weeks
not two, a few more.
I predict that by early may most shit will be open again

>most excellent sunny weather outside
>police handing out tickets for danes who gather

lets hope the retards get the jest thats its OK to go out but not to gather

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The thing that pisses me off the most here is the Kurzgesagt drawing style in the thumbnail. It's the gayest shit.

>only a 99.8% chance of survival when I get corona
This is the end!

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Bros Im in taking a flight to London
Am I going to be okay?

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A 27 yo died in Poland
But she gave birth this week with means she was already weak.

Press upvote if you'd donate some tuna coins to the argie baker when he needs them

Four days? Five days?

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OH NO! THE EUROPEAN SONG CONTEST GOT CANCELLED.

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We're fucked cause so many people are close together/close to the border.

Also chinks from Vancouver who were in China.

why yes user, you DO eventually run out of new cases once everyone is already infected. are you by chance a 20IQ nigger?

I need some hazmat suit memes for my folder. Post them

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saved. thank you, random 3rd world country

Do you have any infographics about building something slightly more complex and permanent? In minecraft i mean.

>4 week incubation period
>asymptotical spread
>8-12 week kill time

We haven’t even gotten started yet lads and the normies are already cracking from the stay at home policy

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>A 27 yo died in Poland
cause of death?

If churches were open, they'd be full of media people PRAYING for the first death.

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>Spain
>+171

Nice, very nice. Tight competition with Iran.

FULL
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same amount of new cases on march 18th and 19th
already a nutinbur

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no user london is probs the worse place to be in the country for it i'm told come up norf.

My president said there's a med to cure corona and now everyone is having a party

Meds is Avigan and Chloroquine

>mfw pregnant

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Shhh, no tears
youtube.com/watch?v=QSNt3hW6f7g
Only marbles now

True story: I was at 5 or 6 before this shit started and now I'm at 0. There's finally something worth living for. I want to see how this shit ends. Even if the coronavirus disappeared tomorrow (0% chance), the economic impact will be felt for months. Life is actually interesting for once.

ALMATY
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also, this China fucking shits virus ReeeEEEEe

reminder

make chinks feel unwelcome in your home countries, NOT Japanese, NOT Koreans, they are fine.

remind them they are to blame for global collapse.

Cope

i request a shop

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Based and checked

A Nothinburgring?

>Switzerland: +676 cases

fucking chinks

No new cases for the second day in a row

Corona-chan completely and utterly BTFO!

Why don't we learn from the chinks instead of panicking and resigning ourselves to the outcome of hundreds of thousands of excess deaths?

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>That degenerate probably gets a boner thinking of that nigga with his slut wife, loli daughter and little shota son.
Yup, Germans are fucked up in their heads!

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We have a self assessment tool here that basically says you'll only get tested if you were in close contact with someone who has it.

covid19.thrive.health/

London here

Welcome to the /herd/ Klaus

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Uhh polanon, if a woman just gave birth she's in a very weakened condition, her blood circulation is exposed.

>Employing Army in Milan

IT'S TOO LATE

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just wait
>two weeks
in south korea low death rate is due to the age distribution (a lot of younger people)
we know it's possible to keep corpses alive via machinery so wait till all the places are filled. germany will suffer the same death rate as other countries once the healthcare is overwhelmed
also
>chinese numbers

You forgot:
>reinfection
>multiple waves
>ADE killing children in the second wave

Bill Mitchell and Trump will go down in history as the people who got the world through the coronavirus

>It's gonna be 85 degrees in Miami this week. COVID-19 is toast.

>And just like that, impeachment is an ancient memory.

>100 milllion visits to my Twitter feed this month. Thanks everyone! If I wasn't so shadow-banned, it would be half a billion.

Remember to say thank you.

twitter.com/mitchellvii

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So much this.

They used the Singapore solvent.

is the black baby okay?

italy is dead

Arabs start dying in France.
They are the population with the more hypertension and diabetes, which are the biggest aggravating factors when you have the coronavirus.

>youtube.com/watch?v=-fXZb-pTgI4

>eastern european women die
nothing of value was lost.

How dare you bypass my filter by misspelling the word

>NOT Japanese, NOT Koreans, they are fine
korean detected
a chink is a chink

twitter.com/jaychau710/status/1240438448680558592

The world's prescription opiate supply is safe!

>letting those things touch your daughter

God probably saw this image and then the Wuhan Virus happened.

How do the Krauts have such a low death rate? UK has tons more deaths despite far fewer cases

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deploy them to Shanghai and start killing chinks.

maybe we can prevent bat virus 2.0.

Do you guys ever take porch-defense duty at your house? my family doesn't know but every night I sit on our front porch from 1-4am after my mom goes to sleep. All I have is a 12 gauge but in these trying times I'm not letting some fucking niggers around. Is that too autistic or should I expect nigs to nigs during prime nigging hours during a crisis?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1% WILL DIE!! MUH BOOMIES!! MUH GRAMPS!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GRANDPARINO!!!

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I only came for Gary, WHERE IS GARY

Of course you are Václav

Japan is based, they raped Chinese

google Nanking

But Gary the body count goes up to 10,256... Are you even trying?

most of our elderly are very anti social
they live alone and don't go out

Remembers when US Congross was ignoring the coming pandemic? I've been watching this virus since what.... November? I know we had a thread in December. Not sure when was the first thread. Lookner streams started early feb.

I've been texting my relatives and friends since december, and they all thought I was off my rocker. Now, they are like, "How did you know etc". They mirin my TP stock.

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Yup, people are outside en masse here. They think since the active cases number is skyrocketing, that's a good reason to go outside and socialize. We will be Italy-tier soon.

Just think of all the people who didn't stock up on toilet paper walking around with smelly assholes

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It got him.

Can i get a graph of how far behind each country is, like how many days since x country hit 100? Im trying to figure out how far behind latvia is america.

Yep warm weather kills it

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I have decided i will start prepping this weekend just got paid what get ?

Yellow= Government prediction
Blue= Actual numbers

Now they predict around 90.000 cases

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nigger

>Trusting Germans to not cover up mass deaths

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young people are the most afflicted retard. If 100 zoomers/gen X get it for every boomer, then a lot more young are going to die than old in the long run.

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Little distraction happening

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IT'S JUST A FLU STAY HOME OMG NOW THERE IS NO POLUTION AND THERE ARE WHALES AND SHIT IN THE CANALS OF VENICE

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Fancy some Chink propaganda?

Somebody could make some great OC out of this

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>trusting the chinks
It's like we never fucking learn.

So if we don't all die, we're going to throw the chinks in internment camps, right?

We need a full restructuring of supply chains: no more China, pay Europe, South America, India, anyone but Chinks.

F

you'll start panicking when the muslims start dying

hnng

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And the governors are in full panicking mode. The shit isn't even started yet.

We should implement the chinese method of welding people's doors. It's the only way to contain it.

Here you can't go out unless for work or shopping. They will fine you if you don't have a credible excuse. Does not matter if you are alone.

It's gonna be a drain if you do it every night for months. Invest in more/better locks and set up some traps that make sounds when people come in. And always keep your shit loaded.

Sitting on your porch is pretty dumb. You're basically exposed to anyone who wants to shoot you. There are no "prime nigging hours", by the way. There's no method to the madness. They could come at 1pm or 1am. The smartest thing you can do is keep up with your local news to see if the nigging has started and if it has then just always be ready to defend your house.

google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.armchairpatriot.com/Home%20Defense/Homemade%20Guns/Home%20Expedient%20Firearms%20-%209mm%20SMG.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwj7mKi9-ajoAhVMOKwKHYJGAmsQFjAJegQIBBAB&usg=AOvVaw2HXx4pzlDxfsNCqrxbTguE

Enjoy