/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2307 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 248,098 ► Died: 10,086

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
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Teen death without previous conditions suspected in South Korea
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Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
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>RESEARCH
Virus can live in the air for several hours
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Testicular damage
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Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after recovery
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>REMINDER
Denmark under lockdown, 5 million people
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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>LATEST CASES
08:27: 190 new cases in Austria.
06:31: 81 new cases in California, United States.
06:30: 125 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
06:17: 84 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
06:14: 50 new cases in Thailand.
06:13: 104 new cases in Israel.
06:08: 11 new cases in Japan.

>MORE
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+3) US +577 (+10) S. Korea +87 (+9) Belgium +462 (+16) Denmark +75 (+3) Pakistan +2 (+1) Indonesia +60 (+7) Ecuador (+1) Peru (+2) Philippines +13 (+1) India +12 (+1) Taiwan +27 (+1) Algeria (+1) C. Rica +2 (+1) Morocco +3 (+1) Germany +726 Austria +24 Norway +12 Sweden +13 Malaysia +130 Japan +20 Australia +120 Cze. Rep. +80 Israel +28 Brazil +7 Luxembourg +149 Poland +12 Thailand +50 Estonia +16 H. Kong +48 S. Africa +52 Mexico +46 Lebanon +6 Kuwait +11 Armenia +14 Colombia +20 Serbia +15 Croatia +3 Bulgaria +5 Latvia +25 Uruguay +15 Vietnam +2 Hungary +12 Faeroes +8 Belarus +18 Bosnia +5 Macedonia +17 S. Lanka +5 Kazakhstan +5 Palestine +1 Cambodia +10 Guadeloupe +12 Georgia +3 N. Zealand +11 Uzbekistan +10 Martinique +9 Afghanistan +2 Honduras +12 Bangladesh +2 Cameroon +7 Congo +4 Bolivia +2 Cuba +5 Jamaica +1 Ghana +5 Guam +2 Monaco +1 Fr. Polynesia +5 Ethiopia +2 Togo +8 Kyrgyzstan +3 Suriname +3 Bhutan +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Haiti +2 Angola +1 C. Verde +1… Total +3,204 (+58)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
International 167,131 (6,838)… Europe 111,870 (5,034)… China 80,967 (3,248) Italy 41,035 (3,405) Iran 18,407 (1,284) Spain 18,077 (831) Germany 16,046 (44) US 14,366 (217) France 10,995 (372) S. Korea 8,652 (100) Switzerland 4,222 (43) UK 3,269 (144) Netherlands 2,460 (76) Belgium 2,257 (37) Austria 2,203 (6) Norway 1,802 (7) Sweden 1,452 (11) Denmark 1,226 (9) Malaysia 1,030 (2) Japan 963 (33) Australia 876 (7) Canada 873 (12) Portugal 786 (4) D. Princess 712 (7) Brazil 647 (7) Ireland 557 (3) Luxembourg 484 (4) Greece 464 (6) Pakistan 456 (3) Indonesia 369 (32) Poland 367 (5) Turkey 359 (4) Thailand 322 (1) Slovenia 319 (1) Bahrain 279 (1) Ecuador 260 (4) Egypt 256 (7) H. Kong 256 (4) Peru 234 (3) Philippines 230 (18) India 206 (5) Russia 199 (1) Iraq 192 (13) Mexico 164 (1) Lebanon 163 (4) S. Marino 144 (14) Panama 137 (1) Taiwan 135 (2) Argentina 128 (3) Croatia 113 (1) Bulgaria 112 (3) Algeria 90 (10) C. Rica 89 (2) Hungary 85 (1) Morocco 66 (3) Albania 64 (2) Moldova 49 (1) Azerbaijan 44 (1) Tunisia 39 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) B. Faso 33 (1) Martinique 32 (1) Ukraine 26 (3) Bangladesh 20 (1) Cuba 16 (1) Jamaica 16 (1) Guatemala 9 (1) Guyana 5 (1) Caymans 3 (1) Curacao 3 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Cze. Rep. 774 Israel 705 Qatar 460 Finland 400 Singapore 345 Chile 342 Iceland 330 Estonia 283 Romania 277 S. Arabia 274 S. Africa 202 Kuwait 159 UAE 140 Armenia 136 Colombia 128 Slovakia 124 Serbia 118 Latvia 111 Uruguay 94 Vietnam 87 Faeroes 80 Andorra 74 Brunei 73 Belarus 69 Jordan 69 Bosnia 69 Macedonia 67 Cyprus 67 S. Lanka 65 Malta 53 Kazakhstan 49 Lithuania 48 Oman 48 Palestine 48 Cambodia 47 Guadeloupe 45 Georgia 43 Venezuela 42 N. Zealand 39 Senegal 36 Uzbekistan 33 Liechtenstein 28 Reunion 28 Afghanistan 24 Honduras 24 Cameroon 20 Congo 18 Macao 17 Bolivia 17 Ghana 16 Fr. Guiana 15 Guam 14 Maldives 13 Montenegro 13 Paraguay 13 Nigeria 12 Monaco 11 Chan. Isl. 11 Fr. Polynesia 11 Rwanda 11 Gibraltar 10… Total 183/251

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IT'S OVER

crown

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE virus, they can't keep getting away with it

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>Cure: Found
>Markets: Stabilising
>Dip: Bought
>Doomers: btfo

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Austria extends anti-corona measures until 4/13

SARS-COVID-19
Is the full name of the virus, so there's no confusion

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>National Guard is being deployed around all of NYC as a curfew order will go into effect.
Per ABC News.

I haven't washed my body for weeks now. A protective layer of grease and microbes has built up ontop of my skin resulting in a strong immunity. I've also been hoarding lots of supplies from as much stores as possible. I cough silently onto the products while shopping so I can spread the virus further. Boomers are gonna be wiped off the planet and it's gonna be amazing. I mask my disgusting body odors with cans of deodorant so people have the impression that I practice good hygiene while I'm actually the nastiest person they'll ever come across. My cock stiffens up to stainless steel when I think about all the people I've infected.

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We are growing lads

Just heard an ambulance riding through town at full speed.

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Its correct scientific name is Chink Pneumonic Plague.
It is caused by the genetically-engineered CCP-AIDS virus.

filthy goy, money doesn't grow on trees

After you, pathetic happeningfag. Imagine worshipping a fucking anime embodiment of a disease, ultra cringe

I think now is the time so retreat to some remote hut in the mountains austriabro

enjoy your dead cat bounce bitch

Michigan lock down soon fellow anons

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THE CURE FOR CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED. Now some of you science fags say a virus can't have a cure, so okay fine, AN EFFECTIVE TREATMENT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED FOR CORONA.

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Isn't it too short of a time and too few lab rats to announce a universal "cure"?

>I haven't washed my body for weeks now. A protective layer of grease and microbes has built up ontop of my skin resulting in a strong immunity.
Based. I tried doing that before but I got dandruff around day 6-7ish.

>Ariana Grande has the Corona Virus and is in serious condition.
Per TMZ.

>no confusion
>says name of the virus is the name of the disease
ok buddy

Don't fuck up, Austria. My country's copying everything that you're doing.

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> tfw scratchy throat for a couple of days went away already
> literally no other symptoms
I'm thinking I might have gotten a regular flu/ hysterical psychosomatic symptoms or something

Feeling breddy gud that I don't have it yet actually, still doing all my strict hygeine routine etc

Perfectly safe indoors if you have proper HEPA filtering and never leave nor open any windows. Safest place to be is a mile away from any other human.

ladies first

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Even if this is over, i realised at least how fragile out safety is.

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>prequels > the OT
Per TMZ

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SARS-CoV-2
Fuck you dick

>TMZ
I kek'd
I don't give a fuck about celebs, and so should you

All this curfew shit is an honest overreaction. I mean yes, ok, boomers might die. But it is a FLU. We've pored over enough evidence here to know that. Now armed guards need to keep you from getting a FLU?

Just a flu

She's black she'll be fine.

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Fuck this shit just post some lewd Corona-chan.
I lust my sweet 250k version!
Oh God I got too excited, I think... I think... I'm gonna RECOOOOOOOOOM!!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Racists pls
This is the Yellow Nip Nop Chink Chong Kung Fu Bug Fever Disease

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>looting poundland
Impressive.

plz help

>ok, boomers might die.
So nothing of value lost

2011 video bro.

Can Americans go to bed already?

Holy shit CNN just showed NYC and a chopper just crashed into the Empire State Building. The virus is causing people to lose consciousness.

I just woke up and retards were saying SARS wasn't this virus when the virus is actually SARS-CoV-2 and causes SARS-COVID-19

Stay safe Messibro

Cure announcement #73

>250k version!
I hope she grows excessive armpit and pubic hair.

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Better to give her mega doses of vitamin C if you don't know how much to give her of medicines that have serious side effects.

Cure? Or treatment?
Very different beasts fren
Very different

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Should I stock up I liquor or will the liquor stores stay open?

>>total quarantine
Nope. Just got the info that from Monday on everything is going back to normal.

Soon, hopefully

This. It really put things into prospective when you're entering the third week of isolation and realize that you gotta start rationing the food

The death rate globally fell from 4,2% to 4%. Just some good news.

80% of people will just have a coof, nothing to worry about

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based

this place will implode when he's right, which he is, it's just not been realised yet.

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We're fucked here, test kits running out, no testing for community spread, doctors getting sick, first mask shipment arrived today, test kit shipment stuck somewhere.

I'm going on the tube today, will post pics.

COVID-19 cause pneumonia
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30134-1/fulltext

Pneumonia causes lung scarring
medicalnewstoday.com/articles/319807

>Lung scars can result from illness or medical treatment, and they are permanent.

>t. delusional bong who doesn’t recognize he’s in shock

Aren't SARS and MERS both the names of the virus and the disease? We need to drop this WHO bullshit and just call it Wuhan Pneumonia or something.

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The facility i work at is a for profit hospital. They are moving ALL pts who are covid + to another of our facilities in the country side after being stabilized. The problem here is that this facility is in Tomball,tx. A small town filled with boomers. Hoping for an implosion soon.

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The cope is strong in this one

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>250k infected
>10k deaths
nice

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shit hits the fan here, I go to ze village.

proof? I'm not going to check every fucking video, I hate this fucking things

Brit's we're fucked
It's going to be worse than Italy

My food lasts about 7-8 weeks.
When is the best time to buy additional?

"Now", because the amount of infections is still kinda low?
Or in ~4-5 weeks, because the situation may have normalized and stores and normies will act accordingly and have better setups to avoid spreading the infection?

Just woke up from a 2 month nap. What the fuck is this? What has happened to the world?

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It depends on the severity of the pneumonia , younger people would be expected to recover without scarring

anyway, it's a good method to spread nationalism and race realism

If only you knew what was coming, user
God have mercy on our souls.

PUSSY ASS BITCH FREDO LOVES NIGGER COCK

But Boris said we can send the virus packing in 12 weeks. Believe in the herd.

My roommate is a dumb fucking faggot
>"its just a flu"
>"it'll never spread out of China"
>"it's really hard for it to pass between people"
>"it only takes 4 days until you start showing symptoms"
>"it'll be over in a month"
Now he's saying only old people can catch it. This dumbfuck gets proven wrong over and over again and he still thinks hes right and gets angry when I tell him otherwise.
He even teaches English to Chinese people online and they tell him how bad it fucking is and he doesnt believe them. Now I'm stuck with this retard until this blows over.
How/why are people like this?

So many fellow bongs have turned up in the past 2 days shilling the nothingburger line
You realise we've seen the waves of shills again and again and again?

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That happening would be exceedingly bad for you. It would be exceedingly bad for the entire world.

It kills also just the unproductive population around 60+. The China flue is a great gift. Kills Boomers and destroys communism and globalism wish little Corona Chan would grow more virulent and brutal than now

At least all but one of our cases have been mild so far.

MERS is a totally different Corona virus

>American "education"

Fucking normies lel

Highly infectious disease that is x100-x1000 deadlier than the flu.

Care to source your claims please? Not doubting you. Honestly curious.

Did anyone listen to the Dick Masterson vs Mister Metokur debate stream?

Dick is a funny guy and supposed to be smart and "redpilled", but he really doesnt know shit about what is actually going on and his ignorance gives me zero faith when thinking about what the general public actually knows.

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SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE, FUCK THE SLANTS

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SPANISH NUMBERS WHEN?

Well it is nothing and you are a fag just like him so kys

Am asking myself the same question. Best time may be in full eq. with 100+ cases in your town. Everyone is feared about getting infected and supermarkets should have been restocked.

I'm already in ze village, left citywhen the lockdown was declared

Yeah, I'm aware of that. SARS is the name of a disease as well as the virus that causes it. Same thing with MERS, right?

MERS and SARS are both in the coronaviridae family of viruses

>until this blows over
user, you’re likely to smash this man’s head in before this blows over. I’d consider getting rid of him, he’s literally a health hazard in a multitude of ways.

I actually corrected it faggot

Don't you have supermarkets that can deliver?
You soon will if not I'm sure.
Get them to leave the goods in a bucket and haul it up with a rope like they had to do in Wuhan.
Worst-come-to-worst you can hang yourself with the rope.

>What has happened to the world?

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Fucking what? Tomball is not small. What's the name of the company?

We dead
You even more dead HERDfag

>j-just 2 more weeks to a cure bro

MERS AND SARS aren't even virus

I kept ignoring this shit mostly because I'm currently 80% bed bound and stay inside (injured my foot in Feb)
I always had my groceries delivered the last few weeks but now they're completely overwhelmed and not a single day is not booked by normies for the next few weeks
so I actually have to go to the store to get stuff for the next month (expecting curfew to get instated on the weekend for 1-2 weeks)
but I can't really walk so my mom is going to pick me up and drive me to the store

how do I not kill her? she's 62

GOD BLESS THE FAVELAS

>proof?
>posting a tweet and didn't even read the first reply

Yes, It's August 2011.

Have the supermarkets deliver the food to you, but do it stats, because there probably is a huge waiting line. I ordered two weeks ago, earliest available delivery date was 29th of March.

>no masks
>no gloves

>telling lies and fake news as kikes does to spread nationalism and race realism
Come on user

Literally what is wrong with moor genes? Why do spaniards and shitalians die so much?

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disinfecting his lungs the based way.

It’s from June when there was terror attacks not now

does /cvg/ play any online game?

Spain has passed Iran now, F

Get a taxi back.

dumbass laid on the floor with his full body like a retard . . . all for a seat.

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My cousin in New York says the police are fighting looters and the National Guard is rolling through Times Square.

>hasnt seen the french supermarket video

Walk or your mum might die

Simple

>and gets angry when I tell him otherwise.
That's exactly how my dad was until three or four days ago. That is denial you are witnessing. Happens when someone can see how bad things would be if your claims were true; they don't want to accept it and don't want to hear about it.

How accurate is my MS paint + Wikipedia analysis?

I've compared my country of residence, with my country of birth and Italy. Looks to me like all three are following approximately the same infection and death rates. We need Wuhan style lockdown to stop this thing but, 'muh liberal democracy freedoms' mean it'll never happen. Say goodbye to the Western World!

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>11 bongs
Excuse me, what the fuck?

If the point of this bioweapon is to overwhelm the healthcare system of a country, then why is it failing at that objective?

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Never understood faggots who get off to drawings some fat virgin made. Its literally unfuckable and will never be tangible, kys.

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MERS-coronavirus (MERS-CoV) is the virus.

I am watching the conference too, but a total quarantine is in the talks
mark my words

They test post-mortem and include all people who died WITH corona, unlike Germany that doesn't do any post-mortem testing and only includes who died because of corona (defined as having no other previous conditions). Even WHO called out German retardation.

Only 6 days in quarantine and I can't TAKE IT ANY MOOOOOOORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And this will last at least 9 days more at minimum.

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Dick is actually really fucking retarded. He's just really charismatic and down to earth.

Bought calls on the dip. Will be picking out my yacht later today

Because the Chinks provide honest numbers.
I mean, they have only been caught to lie on any numbers they share to the public.
Going from polution to literacy.

But hey.. These healthstatistics are 100% correct.

This virus will be controlled

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SARS coronavirus (SARS-CoV).

totally my swiss nig.

This Swiss village is quite picturesque, but I heard it was named Big Loud Nigger.

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>that perfectly smooth asymptote of chink deaths

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smoking rates.

>München southeast
>3rd day in row where I can’t find toilet paper
The looting starts soon.

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You're missing one of the most important details. On that note, has a new map been posted recently?

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cuck n collect dude. welcome to 2020.

His "let's be retarded on purpose" approach really ticked me off.

Jim kind of just took over the stream. Dick seemed like he was getting pissed by the end.

It's not the moor genes, Ahmed.
Germans are immune because of their pure Aryan dna.

The whole bioweapon thing is stupid and retarded. If you were working on a bioweapon you would have a cure and/or vaccine simultaneously. You wouldn't use something which has a 3% mortality rate, airborne ebola with a 4 week incubation time, now that would be a bioweapon.

>MERS AND SARS aren't even virus
>Literally both are corona virus induced diseases
>t. peak mutt education

>Coronavirus, among the infected many parents of students returning from the North: 15% went on a trip with a fever
These are the data of the temperatures recorded in the main railway stations of Puglia: here 23 thousand off-site workers declared that they had returned from Lombardy and Veneto. Now this choice is likely to collapse hospitals

There is a fact that alarms the civil protection experts in these hours. A number that tells how some concerns, rebounded in recent days among the governors of the South, were not exaggerated. The South risks the peak of contagions for Coronavirus after the indiscriminate return of workers and students from Lombardy and Veneto. In the last weekend alone, about 15 percent of the people checked in the main Apulian stations had fever ...

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WE ARE FUCKED

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people was too cucked in 2011, I bet 90% didn't or remember those images, we could use the images as "this is what niggers does in times of crisis"

>250000+
Can't wait for her growth

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it's working on it
what we have is nothing
this is just the beginning
people will be crying in waiting rooms, beginning for life saving treatment, but there will be none, because we spent our money on bailing out tesla instead

Why the hell didn't you stock up?

i know. i went to a gas station tonight and bought a case of beer. i have beer. i don't know why i did it. i literally wiped all 24 beers with a disinfecting towels then rinsed them off in the sink. I went full OCD about it, but I did it. I stripped down, washed my clothes, then took a 20 minute shower.

How can Greek be so fucking retarded? Were you truly the greatest civilization sometime in the past? You fucking nigger don't count all cases because you don't fucking die immediately, you have 2 outcomes you die or you get dispatched, therefore 8%-9% deathrate

didn't see*

Go on your balcony and starting singing the opera or some shit like all your other weird european friends.

whats up with first worlders niggers needing so much tp the fuck do ypu eat

Fuuuuuck

>This probably exists in a US lab somewhere

You say this while we have literal death cults for this virus that want nothing more than to crash this planet with no survivors.

HCA. As far as I know Kingwood and Northwest hospitals are moving all their pts there. Have fun.

Unless it escaped before they had a cure