AUS/POL - FUCK OFF WERE FULL EDITION

Gday lads, fuck Scomo

>NASA Warns Two Asteroids Could Cause Atmospheric Explosion Over Earth This Week
zerohedge.com/health/nasa-warns-two-asteroids-could-cause-atmospheric-explosion-over-earth-week

>Childcare centres to stay open; remote Indigenous communities locked down
baka.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-global-covid-19-cases-pass-215-000-as-spain-records-30-per-cent-jump-in-death-toll-20200319-p54c0d.html

>‘Like expendable babysitters’: Teachers slam decision to leave schools open during coronavirus crisis
thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/2020/03/19/teachers-schools-coronavirus/

>B-But what about the criminals?
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-20/calls-for-australian-prisoners-to-be-released-due-to-coronavirus/12074182

>'Ruby Princess' is allowed to dock in Sydney and passengers disembark because they were considered 'LOW RISK' - before three test positive to COVID-19 - as authorities scramble to find the 3,800 who were on board
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133361/Coronavirus-cases-soar-833.html

>Australia's borders could be closed for six months
skynews.com.au/details/_6142984678001

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First for FUCK CHINA

What would he say about Kung Flu?

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>you are now unemployed because your job wasn't pandemic proof

how do you react?

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duds say fucking base bro But for me its fuck u CCP. Its the fucking commies again....

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g'day user. who adelaide?
> calls-for-australian-prisoners-to-be-released-due-to-coronavirus
yeah how about fucking no? they're in jail for a reason.

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world peace is here....

I was never a wagie

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good luck, B&H is 57 dollars for 25 pack now

Winfield gonna be close to that

White Ox.

Go to bunnings and look for a rope

YOU WANT ME TO DROP THIS CUNT?

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Them and most other wildlife would be extinct.

Awww go cry to the mods like a fucking faggot

whichever brand is taxed highest, because the based government needs our help now more than ever

Upside there'd be no abos either.

>White Ox.
the tobacco choice of all prisoners.

Mods pls pin this picture to the start page, forever.
Thnx m8, Brucie.

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Champion ruby

>MFW I thought I would be safer in Australia than my home country
>Turn out it's 5 times worse than where I came from and we have the same population
>And now no toilet paper to wipe ass

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whats this pic from?

>plague
>pestilence
>now atmospheric explosion of falling stars
Can things get any more comfy?

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Leaf?

You fucked up thinking our government could do anything right and wouldn't just suck Jew balls instead for money.

so everyone that gives me shit for being NEET is now going to have to learn how to become a NEET.

everyone crying about jobs and food and i'm nice and comfy like every day of my life.

Is cigarette smoking really that bad for you? or is it nanny state bs?

how do i get an aus/pol gf?

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>>And now no toilet paper to wipe ass
gum leaves. lemon scented works best. just make sure they've got some green to them. the dry ones will cut your asshole like tiny razor blades.

Stolen lad.

irak?

Trips of truth. Neet life is best life.

Who's the biggest cunt in Australia?

Based

They've never actually managed to give a test animal cancer with it and there is reason to believe the cancer was caused by polonium in cheap fertiliser rather than by the tobacco itself.

get a goona stick
just remember which end you hold and which end you wipe with

So whic is it boys. I wana buy one for 'hobby'.

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the person with the biggest cunt in Australia is your mother

your mum

Oh, sorry. I misread. I thought you were asking who /has/ the biggest cunt in australia.

Daily reminder to squash insects

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great minds user.

go home to your children ASIO, they need toilet paper and you're fucking around on Yas Forums trying to bait people

Are you strong enough to draw it out?

JPS

recurve would fit better under the desk of your ASIO cubicle

Boomermemes pulling through with the goods once again!
If I'd have know it was for you I'd have done it sooner.

>lucky 7’s
It’s going to be a good year for us neets

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I bet this is a fake story. Everything in it is a stereotype of how the ABC thinks white people behave.

Here fren

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nope

just checked the number it's 8 times not five

POLICE ARE TRYING TO TAKE US DOWN,

user was on here the other day. Keep guns close, don't let pigs get em

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So where are you from?

I hope they make the $750 neetbux a regular thing. Be sweet to have more money than the wagies who earn it. lol.

Why australians such tryhard funny fags, wannabe comedians. Is it all the insecurities inside?

Taiwan

I'm moving to Australia.

Sounds like a retard having dodgy guns about.

so despite ebay being full of price gouging cunts they have zero ability to report listings for this reason

profiteering pieces of shit will be first against the wall

haven't you got some bin fires to sniff?

What brings you to this malaysian basket weaving forum? Specifically this general?

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Cool, i'm cantonise.

if we didn't we'd probably kill each other
calling each other cunts a lot isn't just irony

have you got enough space for all the figurines?