/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2306 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 246,804 ► Died: 10,063

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
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Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
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>RESEARCH
Resistant to antivirals
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18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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>REMINDER
CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
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Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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>LATEST CASES
08:27: 190 new cases in Austria.
06:31: 81 new cases in California, United States.
06:30: 125 new cases and 2 new deaths in Texas, United States.
06:17: 84 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
06:14: 50 new cases in Thailand.
06:13: 104 new cases in Israel.
06:08: 11 new cases in Japan.

>MORE
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nga.mil/About/History/NGAinHistory/Pages/CORONAProgram.aspx
dni.gov/files/documents/FOIA/DF-2015-00187.pdf)
tvthek.orf.at/live/Pressekonferenz-Aktuelle-Massnahmen-zum-Coronavirus/14057650
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travel_restrictions_related_to_the_2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_of_the_2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic_on_education
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youtube.com/watch?v=f30QdC75mRM
nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20200319_04895819
youtube.com/watch?v=OOJqHPfG7pA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza_pandemic
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +39 (+3) US +577 (+10) S. Korea +87 (+3) Denmark +75 (+3) Pakistan +2 (+1) Indonesia +60 (+7) Ecuador (+1) Peru (+2) Philippines +13 (+1) India +12 (+1) Taiwan +27 (+1) C. Rica +2 (+1) Morocco +3 (+1) Germany +119 Austria +24 Norway +4 Sweden +13 Japan +20 Malaysia +15 Australia +120 Cze. Rep. +80 Brazil +7 Luxembourg +149 Poland +12 Thailand +50 Estonia +16 H. Kong +48 Mexico +46 Kuwait +11 Lebanon +1 Armenia +14 Colombia +20 Serbia +15 Croatia +3 Bulgaria +5 Latvia +25 Uruguay +15 Vietnam +2 Hungary +12 Faeroes +8 Belarus +18 Bosnia +5 S. Lanka +5 Tunisia +11 Kazakhstan +5 Cambodia +10 Guadeloupe +12 Georgia +3 N. Zealand +11 Uzbekistan +10 Martinique +9 Afghanistan +2 Honduras +12 Cameroon +7 Congo +4 Bolivia +2 Cuba +5 Jamaica +1 Guam +2 Monaco +1 Fr. Polynesia +5 Ethiopia +2 Togo +8 Kyrgyzstan +3 Bhutan +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Haiti +2 Angola +1 Cabo Verde +1… Total +1,910 (+35)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
International 165,837 (6,815)… Europe 110,776 (5,018)… China 80,967 (3,248) Italy 41,035 (3,405) Iran 18,407 (1,284) Spain 18,077 (831) Germany 15,439 (44) US 14,366 (217) France 10,995 (372) S. Korea 8,652 (94) Switzerland 4,222 (43) UK 3,269 (144) Netherlands 2,460 (76) Austria 2,203 (6) Belgium 1,795 (21) Norway 1,794 (7) Sweden 1,452 (11) Denmark 1,226 (9) Japan 963 (33) Malaysia 915 (2) Australia 876 (7) Canada 873 (12) Portugal 786 (4) D. Princess 712 (7) Brazil 647 (7) Ireland 557 (3) Luxembourg 484 (4) Greece 464 (6) Pakistan 456 (3) Indonesia 369 (32) Poland 367 (5) Turkey 359 (4) Thailand 322 (1) Slovenia 319 (1) Bahrain 279 (1) Ecuador 260 (4) Egypt 256 (7) H. Kong 256 (4) Peru 234 (3) Philippines 230 (18) India 206 (5) Russia 199 (1) Iraq 192 (13) Mexico 164 (1) Lebanon 158 (4) S. Marino 144 (14) Panama 137 (1) Taiwan 135 (2) Argentina 128 (3) Croatia 113 (1) Bulgaria 112 (3) Algeria 90 (9) C. Rica 89 (2) Hungary 85 (1) Morocco 66 (3) Albania 64 (2) Tunisia 50 (1) Moldova 49 (1) Azerbaijan 44 (1) Dom. Rep. 34 (2) B. Faso 33 (1) Martinique 32 (1) Ukraine 26 (3) Bangladesh 18 (1) Cuba 16 (1) Jamaica 16 (1) Guatemala 9 (1) Guyana 5 (1) Caymans 3 (1) Curacao 3 (1) Sudan 2 (1) Cze. Rep. 774 Israel 677 Qatar 460 Finland 400 Singapore 345 Chile 342 Iceland 330 Estonia 283 Romania 277 S. Arabia 274 Kuwait 159 S. Africa 150 UAE 140 Armenia 136 Colombia 128 Slovakia 124 Serbia 118 Latvia 111 Uruguay 94 Vietnam 87 Faeroes 80 Andorra 74 Brunei 73 Belarus 69 Jordan 69 Bosnia 69 Cyprus 67 S. Lanka 65 Malta 53 Macedonia 50 Kazakhstan 49 Lithuania 48 Oman 48 Cambodia 47 Palestine 47 Guadeloupe 45 Georgia 43 Venezuela 42 N. Zealand 39 Senegal 36 Uzbekistan 33 Liechtenstein 28 Reunion 28 Afghanistan 24 Honduras 24 Cameroon 20 Congo 18 Macao 17 Bolivia 17 Fr. Guiana 15 Guam 14 Maldives 13 Montenegro 13 Paraguay 13 Nigeria 12 Monaco 11 Chan. Isl. 11 Fr. Polynesia 11 Ghana 11 Rwanda 11 Gibraltar 10… Total 183/251

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>friend from vienna gets called to an emergency
>normie threatens to throw her 5 yo son out of the window because she can't handle quarantine
>we are barely 5 days into a PARTIAL lockdown

Vienna:
>masks are nearly out
>gloves and shit same
>zivis now do the test swabs (normally done by doctors but they don't have the manpower anymore)
>only 2 hospitals REQUIRE people to wear masks when entering
>shitty surgeon masks only still
here in Salzburg:
>quiet so far
>supposedly we have stocked up on ppe enough

general info:
>total quarantine is in the talks for upper austria and vienna
>will be decided this weekend (most likely waiting to see if there is a dip in numbers)
>not many people follow the order to stay inside as much as possible

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FULL LOCKDOWN DECLARED IN ARGENTINA
NOBODY CAN GO OUTSIDE
THE MILITARY IS ON THE STREETS
SHIT JUST GOT REAL BROS

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>Up to 1 in 5 younger adults in the U.S. infected with coronavirus wind up in the hospital, according to a new analysis by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
>archive.is/OYnJ0
Holy shit those fat fucks, can't wait until that shit explodes in Fatland

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Still researching this. This may be BIG.
CORONA Program
Between August 1960 and May 1972, the Corona program – our nation’s first generation of photo reconnaissance satellites – took over 800,000 images from space on 2.1 million feet of film.
Over the course of 12 years and 145 launches, the Corona program “allowed the United States and its allies to keep track of military targets and operations in denied areas and to understand Sino-Soviet strategic capabilities,” according to an National Reconnaissance Office press release. “The imagery allowed the U.S. Government to make more informed national security decisions based on accurate information rather than guesswork.”
“The Nation was very much in the dark and the information Corona gathered shed light on dark corners in denied areas,” said Jeffrey K. Harris, former NRO director.
On Feb. 22, 1995, President Bill Clinton issued an executive order to declassify the Corona program, along with the subsequent Argon and Lanyard programs. The declassified images from Corona can be found at the U.S. Geological Survey website.
nga.mil/About/History/NGAinHistory/Pages/CORONAProgram.aspx
So ironically the Corona (Crown/Ruler) Program which eventually became Google Maps which the government uses to track us. Corona had a declassification exception that expired after 25 years. This program was run by NRO - pronounced Nero. The exception expired on February 24, 2020. (dni.gov/files/documents/FOIA/DF-2015-00187.pdf) The Clinton Foundation connected World Health Organization or WHO tried to help us test for the ”CORONA”virus, Trump Declined because he knows they are controlled by the Clinton. So in the middle of this when Trump posted a picture of him as Nero, “Saying WHO knows what this means” Is he trying to signal to the DeepState Corona Project in Rome by the group that Mifsud worked for, that he is now in control of NRO and that he is going to burn it down.

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What‘s the punishment if you go outside?

>The great filter that inhibited humanity from advancing to interstellar civilization was chinks eating weird animals because they believe it makes their 3 inch penises grow

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? i don't believe this!

>Italy with more deaths than China
Further proof that Italians are not white.

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE VIRUS, they can't keep getting away with it

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Pls post pics

Adding to the list of WuFlu

>The Commie Cold
>Holocough
>Mandate of Sniffles
>Xi Sniffles
>Fug Yu Lung
>Kung Flu
>Wuchoo
>Spring-fected roll
>Asian Contagion
>Wubonic Plague
>Flu Yung Hai
>Great Cough Forward
>The Yellow Death
>Toflu
>Ping Pong Pandemic
>Year of the Bat
>the Wungaloo
>The yellow flu ching-demic
>Breaking Bat
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

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OP what if we started making the list of countries in quarantene? Or a map..

Yeah good job memeing a global recession you jerks.
It was literally just a flu but you had to go and do that.

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>THE MILITARY IS ON THE STREETS
Sounds like an excuse to try and take the falklands again.

BBC

>world runs out of wood thanks due to the king sized coffins

>medical supplies running out
Tell that fucking bald asshole Jeff bezos to mass produce them.

Hey anons. I have been having diarrhea, fever, and now starting to cough more.

Am I fucked? My county only had one confirmed case and he’s been released as okay.

Q didn’t predict this

They're already trying to save themselves from grace after being caught again and again.

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>128 total cases
>3 dead

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>tfw my shithole doesn't care and people still think it's a meme
I'm getting ready to go to work.

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Think Im gonna go outside boys.........

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nice

Shit is weird user
Read this

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NOT FUN ANYMORE YOU GUYS

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If you have it it's better to go to hospital now rather than later when they will be full.

130 new cases today so the total 1030

Chinese bat be like

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How many thirst traps are on the public health payroll?

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Internal document from a french hospital estimates there'll be ~650.000 death in the country.

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And read this, the plan for us all to get an implant

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Don't try going outside, not even once!

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Would he start a pandemic just to destroy Jeff Bezos?

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This is where the fun begins

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>9 minutes till austrian press conferenc starts
9 minutes till austrian press conferenc starts
>9 minutes till austrian press conferenc starts
9 minutes till austrian press conferenc starts
>9 minutes till austrian press conferenc starts
9 minutes till austrian press conferenc starts
tvthek.orf.at/live/Pressekonferenz-Aktuelle-Massnahmen-zum-Coronavirus/14057650

There are lists on Wikipedia for travel restrictions:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travel_restrictions_related_to_the_2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic

And schools closed:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impact_of_the_2019–20_coronavirus_pandemic_on_education

Pastebin lists (hopefully all) the lockdowns:
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>literally just a flu
Literally not

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HOW THE FUCK EVERY VIDEO I SEE OF JAPAN PEOPLE ARE CHILLING EATING OUTSIDE AND TOUCHING DIRTY ASS GACHAPONS TO GET ANIME SHIT LIKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING WTF
IM IN LOCKDOWN AND THIS PEOPLE ARE STILL LIKE "MUH KIMETSU NO YAIBA!" IS NOT FUCKING FAIR JAPAN IS FUCKING LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING

Prep with stuff you normally eat, include some treats to boost morale if things get locked down they said.

>tfw no lock down, no more treats

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didn't know christian milf coomers could be so based?

My sister is getting sick and we had sex a few days ago. Kinda worried now.

None of us has any say in this anymore

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it wasn't from the fucking wet market it came from the Wuhan Institute of Virology

holy fucking shit, this has been known from the beginning WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP POSTING BAT MEMES OMG

>0 undead
anyone else falling asleep?

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Cocaine bidding inside?

You can go outside for basic needs like food and to get medicine. Supposedly if you don't have a valid reason to be outside you can go to jail.
The link is in the OP.
I can't go outside, from my window all I can see is an empty street.
I wish.
We need to attack this problem early so we don't end like Italy.
I'm sure Bolsonaro will do the same sooner or later, let's hope it's soon.

NEVER
LOOK AT A MAP
OBVIOUSLY ANGLO SOIL

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GET WOKE NIGGA. YOU GONE GIT INFECTED.

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>249150004
>My sister is getting sick and we had sex a few days ago
not even worth of a (You)

>24 million commiefornians to be infected. I assume this is a low estimate or they wouldn't go to the media with it.
>Death rate averages at 0.2 for healthy young people
>0.2 of 24 million is still 48k young people DEAD potentially from JUST california.

So yeah China was 100% lying about their numbers, right? No way Cali can have 25 MILLION cases and most of Chinas cities are larger than Cali's

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>EUR=X 0,932

Why is Euro turning into toilet paper even with the American Fed BRRRRing all over the place? Are we BRRRRing harder?

Why? Shouldn't lockdown help?

Okay I’ll go later I’m just scared

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We never had any say, we're mere observers

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Stop posting this shit, the guy's post history is full of conspiritard bullshit and id2020 has nothing to do with microchips. If you're going to be legitimately concerned with anything (which you should be), worry about the digital certificate.

my based quads have spoken

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It has 1% chance of killing 80+ y.o. people as long as they don't have severe conditions. The data is out, there is no debating this. It IS literally a fucking flu.
The issue isn't its lethality but the fact there is no herd immunity like with the common cold, so it's extremely contagious right now. Quarantines do fuck all to fix the problem in the long run, assuming there is no cure.

Being Anglo means you can't tan; you have bad teeth, hair and skin . . . and in general you look odd. I know because I'm a WASP.

Tu as une source?

kill it what the fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

London Live Drive Friday
youtube.com/watch?v=f30QdC75mRM

SARS-CoV-2 literally eats your lungs. Even the young, after being treated and showing no symptoms, get scars for life.

I know, and it's so /comfy/

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But hole is looser than usual.

Hardly any overweight or druggie japs and they haven't taken the globo homo pill travelling to covid infested shitholes for fun.

I'm in the quarantine zone known as California, I'm afraid Corona-chan will get me in my sleep

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It doesn't really "help" it slows down transmition to avoid overwhelming health facilities.

Markets are nervous. A lot.

>get a cold
>still not entirely gone after 2 weeks

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Gonna break a quarter million confirmed today. Obviously it's far more than that, but it's still fun watching numbers go up.

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Oui.
I'm actually suprised by that number, too. I thought it would be 10.000 at most. I suppose hospitals' effectiveness will quickly degrade as their become overrun and the staff gets infected.

>249150120
rekt

Argiebro’s /cvg/ is the best /cvg/
Also where is gary ? did he corona’d ?

Brrrring is the fastest way to ensure your currency is utterly worthless.

>For life
>The disease has been around for like 4 months
Bold claims there m8

Mutts law

Start eating 7-10g c vitamin daily throughout the day.

Bullshit. It's been out 3 months and it takes time for an organ to regenerate. We'll talk about it in 2 years or so.

Has the big tiddy coronachan gif been updated since we hit 250k?

Your military is underfed and underpaid you have no working jets and one working helicopter your fucked m8 trust me I know

Can you please stop calling it the flu it’s stressing me out

kung flu

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>lock down 50 million people and weld people into their houses
>the west: just the flu :)
your fault the trump virus fucked you

I am pretty sure they force you to watch BBC America, you sick minded freak

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THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
>THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
>THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
>THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
>THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED
>THE SOURCE OF CORONA HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

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>megadosing vit c
you know you can only absorb so much in so much time right?

Does this include work? Are you all neeting it up now? The article I read said you are only allowed to go shopping for food but that sounds way too extreme.

>You cannot say to me with a straight face that Trump's leadership has benefited this situation in anyway
Dilate more. Trump actions on the mater while also fighting a very hostile press/secret services is admirable.

you mean the yellow fever known as CHINESE virus?

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Read the news about this not long ago.
How are things on your end, hermano?
I'm literally wageslaving right now, just got off the air conditioned bus. As it is, I'm pretty sure I already carry the virus, so I won't be visiting my elderly parents any time soon.

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ITALIAN CASES FLATLINING
IT'S OVER NEETS

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In times of crisis, Americans seek cash, making the dollar go up.

Public transportation now feels like a private train in München. I feel like a millionaire.

I MADE IT, MOM

the trump virus

omg dad, that joke has been around since December.

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Why did this have to happen me

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Can people be in their own gardens or is that prohibited too?

What number are you most excited for?

Calling viral pneumonia "a flu"

>the drumpf virus!!!!

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Definitely italy

THIS.

I WANT TO SEE UNDEAD ROAMING THE STREET.

Is she right

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Uh.... Bro... There's actual reports of healthworkers that responded to the original SARS outbreak that have factual evidence showing that they have deteriorating lung damage and they only got worse over the course of 5 years. It's easy to say it's bullshit but it's only a quick google search away, providing you're not the retard you're showing yourself to be rn.

the trump virus also known as the orange clown pandemic

>Austria live
Austria live
>Austria live
Austria live
>Austria live
Austria live
>Austria live
Austria live
tvthek.orf.at/live/Pressekonferenz-Aktuelle-Massnahmen-zum-Coronavirus/14057650

want a recap in english for all you non-g*rms?

This.
The whole COVID shit has been overblown because there simply is no immunity because it's new.
Once enough people get it and get over it the world will slowly get back to it's own track.
But this track won't be the same one because the markets are completely crashing and the world stage won't be the same anymore.

During/after WW2 UK lost it's dominance, now it will be USA.

Guess what, a flu is also a viral pandemic

Ofc. The whole world is inching towards lock down. People who haven‘t prepped are fucked, kek.

Sure

Anyone have a better source for this?
Apparently they've stopped counting the dead in Milan
nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20200319_04895819

This ISN'T sars dumbfuck just because it has one mutation similar to it.

That is the source in the video?
I nearly vomited in my coffee - what the fuck?
Have the Chinese never heard of the concept of hygiene?

7.8 billion.
But you mean today?
New York.

naw, and her name looks like a gay way to say Scotty.

>Bullshit.
youtube.com/watch?v=OOJqHPfG7pA

it destroys lung tissue.

Bolsonigger will only consider doing it when people are dropping like flies in the street.

yes our people are giant super soldier stock. hardened by being under constant gunfire and properly fattened up to withstand food shortages and famines. Your jealousy is becoming tiresome.

Give us the good bits.

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>orange clown pandemic
kek, based

Yes please

No.

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I prepped and I'm not sure if I have enogh

>Calling it a flu and saying we need herd immunity but conveniently forgetting that the flu comes back with a different strain literally every year

This is some top notch headass shit

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the people have spoken, will drop the recap when it's over

>#2306
Holy fuck, get a life
It's just a flu

>Have the Chinese never heard of the concept of hygiene?
my dude . . .

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I mean like total number of infected milestone.

Not likely.

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Then why is SARS literally in the fucking name kek

>hand gets mauled in meat-grinder
>"wow that really hurt, guess I'm scarred for life"
>"stop fearmongering, it hasn't even been a month yet, you'll shape up in no time"

Similar here in Berlin. 7 in the morning - basically rush hour. 5 people in the subway train.

Well, the idea is that by the time the next year comes around, a suitable cure/vaccine will be found and available.

Thanks buddy

Flu is endemic

why is this a picture from 2005 taken on a potato?

Danke

Well done Hans, you're living the dream

This is neither the flu or sars shitskin.

>4 billion years of evolutionary success
>brought up in upper middleclass family in a mostly western country
>half of humanity is dying and the economy is crashing
>…
>decide to jerk it to anthropomorphic versions of the virus responsible for the epidemic
it never even began for me

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So does any infection to the lungs. Then the tissue regenerates over time in accordance to how strong overall your body is. It takes time for that to happen, 3 months isn't nearly long enough to draw any conclusions.

Please remind everyone that memes herd immunity that not a single Aztec citizen in the Aztec Empire acquired herd immunity from the Spanish explorers who introduced European diseases to the Aztec. Additionally, modern humans never aquired herd immunity to smallpox, polio, measles, etc until a vaccine was invented

>Have the Chinese never heard of the concept of hygiene?
Obviously they haven't, why do you think this thread exists in the first place?

Same strain, that different strain talk is a cope for the vaccines minimal effects wearing off in 4 months time.

Chinese are more healthy than your average mutts

Shut up chink

Macedonia up to 67

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza_pandemic

ok doctor

Where are all those unreported cases (((epidemiologists))) always talk about?
I live near a decent sized cluster and nobody i know is experiencing flu like symptoms.

Also SARS is officially called SARS-CoV.
This is SARS-CoV 2. How is it not the same? Are you fucking retarded?

>Oh no I got a papercut, means I'll bleed out cause it'll never heal
There's a gradient, you know? We just have to wait and see if the damage recovers with time. Even lungs have regenerative abilities, see some articles about people who stopped smoking or something.

youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174
>youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174
youtu.be/AoLw-Q8X174

Part 1 intro and medical countermeasures
youtu.be/Vm1-DnxRiPM

Part 2 Trade and travel discussion
youtu.be/QkGNvWflCNM

Part 3 finance
youtu.be/rWRmlumcN_s

Part 4 communications discussion
youtu.be/LBuP40H4Tko

Part 5 conclusion
youtu.be/LBuP40H4Tko


About the Event 201 exercise

>Event 201 was a 3.5-hour pandemic tabletop exercise that simulated a series of dramatic, scenario-based facilitated discussions, confronting difficult, true-to-life dilemmas associated with response to a hypothetical, but scientifically plausible, pandemic. 15 global business, government, and public health leaders were players in the simulation exercise that highlighted unresolved real-world policy and economic issues that could be solved with sufficient political will, financial investment, and attention now and in the future.

>The exercise consisted of pre-recorded news broadcasts, live “staff” briefings, and moderated discussions on specific topics. These issues were carefully designed in a compelling narrative that educated the participants and the audience.

>The Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security, World Economic Forum, and Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation jointly propose these recommendations.

Probably taken with an iFruit device those deteriorate quicker than others.

The official formal name is basically SARS 2.0

Hey, she's hot. I don't blame you.

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I'm not racist toward Asians . . . don't make me start.

this is your mind on coom

50‘000‘000 because then it‘s officially spanish flu levels

Stay /comfy/ fren

they throw tortillas at you

>tfw abroad and couldn't prep properly.
This is going to suck.

i don't know, but her mom's got it goin on

>It has 1% chance of killing 80+ y.o.
What a blatant lie.

Pastas closed

>hypothermia
>sore throat

b-bros

Looting and shooting in America when?

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ah yes, totally just a papercut user. I bet this guy got up and went home 5 minutes later. what a baby.

>inb4 "hurr muh cherrypick"

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How do I make cool posts like this, lurk more? Ive been lurking for 5 fucking years and I still suck.

Kek after 3 months there are already 2 strains. Again with the maximum headass shit

You're the retard here. It's purely taxonomic.

ah the cycle of life... old food grows new food

You can be in your garden, the restriction applies to public spaces like streets, parks, etc.
Yeah he fucked up a lot, I hope he does something soon or he could hurt the whole continent.
Only esential work is allowed, like police, firefighters, medics, supermaket and food supply. All other work is forbidden.
We're good for now, this is a preventive measure to avoid a situation like Italy.

>the data is out and there is no debating this
Yeah the data is out, and you’re completely wrong.
I mean this seriously user. Most of the world is in total shock right now, and are not coming to terms with what’s about to happen. If you need help getting out of shock, I can help with that

In the age of globalism? Where everyone and their dog can take a plan and move across continents in the matter of hours? Why wouldn't a regular flu be able to spread as easily as corona? The masses aand governments are manipulating us to make us believe this is worse than it really is. It's the inadequacy of the healthcare care the issue here, not the lethality

I never knew it was THIS FUCKING BAD!!
Holy shit.
Nuke it from orbit!

The lung sucks at healing scar tissue because unlike healing scar tissue in your arm from arm injury, the lung contains tiny air sacs that are greatly harmed by scar tissue and you can not stretch, massage, touch your lungs like in ordinary physical therapy for an injured arm or limb

This is honestly worse than niggers. You can tell they're just doing this so that it *looks* clean for the customer, meanwhile it'll have an entire fauna of dirty shit festering on each of the plates and they don't even give a shit.

Holy fuck. Kek. What is the story on this one?

Can’t blame you.

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He's right you know.

Game over.

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Weird how there was heaps of footage when it was rare, now there's no new shit at all, must be a massive censorship algorithm working hard out 24/7

>This ISN'T sars
>flag
I'm not surprised at all. Here you go, retard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_acute_respiratory_syndrome_coronavirus_2

Question: if all of California is now under quarantine/lockdown for an 8 week minimum, why does the Governor still say that 26 million Californians will still get the virus over there next 8 weeks?

Deep fake

MWII

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It is a virus and it causes Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. It's not taxonomic by the slightest you absolute mong

That's what it does at the end, also they shit themselves and it's all highly viral.

It is only Japan that had an ancient culture of daily bathing and even worshipping hot springs in Asian culture

my dude look up gutter oil

just anudda day in china

Indians are doing thimg that they are best at, shitting. Wtf, I love poo's now.

youtu.be/kN08StvCWgU

youtu.be/kN08StvCWgU

>doesn't know what scar tissue is
user, I...

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