What will your job be in the NWO?

Fugitive until I'm caught, then I'll opt for the guillotine. Before they kill me imma give them obi wans line and laugh

Hired. You will be the tattoo artist in the republican prisons.

Hired. You will be a Torah orator.

I can see 10 seconds into the future, i constantly know what is going to happen

Forklift operator. Buckle up buttercup

Hired. You will be lifting genetically engineered super sized BBW onto BBC in the breeding laboratories.

Reading messages out loud

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Rejected. We have that covered.

each according to their ability, each according to their needs

I ain’t good at shit but need hella NEETBUX

Send me my check my pyramid

5 star thread now. Thank you for your service.

Programmer with programming socks?

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can you predict every time a cock enters your mouth?

Rejected. And sent to hell.

I draw yaoi. A lot of yaoi. I hope jews like yaoi.

State goon/foreskin delivery driver. I guess it’s really up to the altitude test tho.

Additionally I inspect things for quality because i know what quality is. Is there a place for inspectors in the new world?

I can wake up every morning before 6AM
This alone gives me a higher position than college students

Software Architect
...so...
Software Architect

If appointed to the position of Technology Officer in Chief, I shall outlaw Java.

I can draw shotas.

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I'm very, very good at making propaganda memes.

> I shall outlaw Java.
Rejected. We only use Java. Muhahaha.

Talmud scholar

Hired with a cash bonus.

> using a mortal eye instead of the divine eye for inspection.
Rejected.

Speak 4 languages fluently. Also, kinda good-looking.

I went into manic prep-mode two months ahead of normies. This ability to not be a complete fucking retard will grant me a bullet in the head.

Like, how many layers of abstraction are you coding with, brah?

Sir, please allow us to show you to your office.

Selling internet gas.

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I object to this question.

Führer.

If I may,
God himself was inspector. For he looked upon his creation and saw that it was good. What greater calling in life is there than to be godly and follow in his works. I reject your new world and shall inspect a new one of my own

>evens
Gravedigger.
>odds
Suicide Booth field service technician maintenance assistance support call centre supervisor.

java is for lazy niggers who are just whores irl

You think an evil organization would use anything but Java?

I am incompetent in almost every way

to spy on your neighbor and report to authorities should grant you enough Toilet Paper™.

And yes, the call centre is a ploy by Big Suicide to get their field service technician temps to commit suicide.

Hired. You'll work at the DMV.

> just read Genesis 1:1
> calls himself a Christian.
We are a satanic operation btw. You are deff going in the gulags.

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Any spots for ex-teacher, ex-army and former gigolo/pimp?

>What will your job be in the NWO?
We're in it already it isn't coming up it has been here for a number of years.
The vast majority don't GAF, let me watch the telly-drink beer-smoke diss-porn-sports- ad infinitum.

All pimps are black. Rejected!

I draw coom art for a living

Which line?

no, you'll be in the mass grave with the other degenerate faggots

i have no skills but please let me in anyway

I am very good at following orders, regardless of the directive, objective or outcome.

I am a wop.

Gas chamber director
TLDR
DEALING WITH CRIME
The more serious habitual criminals and the incurably insane are sentenced to death in the lethal gas chambers by the courts

The Urantia book

>[Paper :Section. Paragraph]
>[72:10.1]
The methods of this people in dealing with crime, insanity, and degeneracy, while in some ways pleasing, will, no doubt, in others prove shocking to most Urantians. Ordinary criminals and the defectives are placed, by sexes, in different agricultural colonies and are more than self-supporting. The more serious habitual criminals and the incurably insane are sentenced to death in the lethal gas chambers by the courts. Numerous crimes aside from murder, including betrayal of governmental trust, also carry the death penalty, and the visitation of justice is sure and swift.

>[72:10.2]
These people are passing out of the negative into the positive era of law. Recently they have gone so far as to attempt the prevention of crime by sentencing those who are believed to be potential murderers and major criminals to life service in the detention colonies. If such convicts subsequently demonstrate that they have become more normal, they may be either paroled or pardoned. The homicide rate on this continent is only one per cent of that among the other nations.

> [72:10.3]
Efforts to prevent the breeding of criminals and defectives were begun over one hundred years ago and have already yielded gratifying results. There are no prisons or hospitals for the insane. For one reason, there are only about ten per cent as many of these groups as are found on Urantia(Earth).

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I can grow vegetables and fruit trees really well. And I also throw in quirky and humorous remarks during meetings.

To subvert and destroy the globohomo.

HUMINT within a year I can win over any target org

well i'm a magician, i can do magic tricks, like make people disappear.