/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2305 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

México had its second death confirmed at midnight. It was a "suspected case" that was later confirmed to have coronavirus.

EVENT 201 MADE THIS NOT FUN ANYMORE YOU GUYS

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Good night /cvg/. See you doomers tomorrow!

>robots are confirmed carriers
WTF MY TOASTER JUST SNEEZED

Apparently it only kills Asians and everyone else

Looking for a doomer to debunk pic related. In winter of 2016/2017, 24k people died of the flu in italy. Why was there no shortage of beds back then?

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cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-digestive-symptoms-diarrhea-almost-half-of-patients/#

explain

because we still have flu AND corona

info about R0?

2305 threads and you still don't understand the difference between DNA-confirmed and estimate. There is no hope.

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Why is the fatality rate in shitaly so high compared to everywhere else?

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Guys.. I think my dad and I have the coronachan. He has had a sore throat for 5 days and now he has a cough. I have a sore throat but no cough yet. He works at the post office and the doctor told him to quarantine 2 days ago. Do we have it or will we die?

Why does soap, something invented 20,000 years ago, destroy a virus in 20 seconds but no man made drug can do the same inside the body?
Where cavemen smarter than us?
Are you fucking kidding me, they can't create a drug that does the same thing as soap?

>Goldstein index

but these numbers aren't right

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>when people realize
I think everyone knows, they just don't want to act on this knowledge, not until their lives become endangered.

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U.K. to close none essential businesses when?

Flu patients don’t go on respirators

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SVodALR3Zoo

+60 Cases
+7 deaths
summer won't save you

Thanks for baking!

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So this is it? This is the end?

youtube.com/user/biosecuritycntr/videos

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Reminder that Germany is fudging the numbers
Germany is considering only people who have died WITHOUT prior conditions to be covid deaths
So deaths in Germany are probably a lot more

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How does H A Z C H A D even fit his gargantuan penis in his suit?

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Going to get checked in the morning. Had symptoms for a couple weeks. Coughing, tight chest, sore throat and lost my voice.

Probably because that was across the entire nation and within the entire year not just 30k cases in a small zone within 2 weeks span

change.org/p/donald-j-trump-stop-all-chinese-traffic-from-using-us-based-internet/dashboard?just_created=true

Ban chinks, sign now

>the obvious bait
>the "just asking questions" trap

>using the Goldstein index
>Goldstein
every fucking time

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Yes jewanon, this is it. Make peace with the God your people crucified now.

>Event 201 simulates an outbreak of a novel zoonotic coronavirus transmitted from bats to pigs to people that eventually becomes efficiently transmissible from person to person, leading to a severe pandemic. The pathogen and the disease it causes are modeled largely on SARS, but it is more transmissible in the community setting by people with mild symptoms.

>The disease starts in pig farms in Brazil, quietly and slowly at first, but then it starts to spread more rapidly in healthcare settings. When it starts to spread efficiently from person to person in the low-income, densely packed neighborhoods of some of the megacities in South America, the epidemic explodes. It is first exported by air travel to Portugal, the United States, and China and then to many other countries. Although at first some countries are able to control it, it continues to spread and be reintroduced, and eventually no country can maintain control.

>There is no possibility of a vaccine being available in the first year. There is a fictional antiviral drug that can help the sick but not significantly limit spread of the disease.

>Since the whole human population is susceptible, during the initial months of the pandemic, the cumulative number of cases increases exponentially, doubling every week. And as the cases and deaths accumulate, the economic and societal consequences become increasingly severe.

>The scenario ends at the 18-month point, with 65 million deaths. The pandemic is beginning to slow due to the decreasing number of susceptible people. The pandemic will continue at some rate until there is an effective vaccine or until 80-90 % of the global population has been exposed. From that point on, it is likely to be an endemic childhood disease.

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It hasn't even begun.

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COMPLETE AND TOTAL EXONERATION!

PRAISE CCP FOR RIGHTING THE WRONG DONE BY THIS DOCTOR

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Can you hold your breath for more than 30s?

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How the FUCK did Kojima predict this?

My shitty Edit for your (You)'s user gimme

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What are our governments not telling us about the virus?

>Reinfections common (might stay in your body forever)
>Testicular damage

MY PARTYING BROO!!!!! IF I GET CORONA I GET IT! I HAVE TO PARTY DUUDE!! WON'T AFFECT ME!!

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>have backpain
>get corona virus
>die
>uhhhm user died of extreme backpain, trust me.
>t. dr. Otto Merkelberg

Do they test all ppl who die of the flu? No of course they do not. in the US 2017/18 they estimated HALF of what a later study more accurately got to twice that amount. If they DNA tested every person who died of an influenza type death the figures would rise dramatically.

Whatever happened to that chimpout in Spain when the niggers broke out of their asylum center and took to the roof?

do you think the internet will colllapse?
I tried to play some bideogaems and all servers are saturated af

So essentially the problem is that corona is treatable and corona isn’t. With the flu they just let people die because they can’t help them

Intake soap then.

>you don't have to go in for universal credit anymore

Yea. I dont think my dad can tho, I can check. What would be the next symptoms?

Your Jew was crucified by pegan romans. Don't shift the blame, Jeshua was /ourguy/ before his followers decided to branch off.

Wrong, they get pneumonia & also die of septic shock.

>(((Goldstein))) index

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WHO is going to present an estimate for corona deaths next year, and it will be x10/x20 higher than DNA-confirmed deaths. That's the number everyone will go by for decades to come.

But he's spreading it in America, which is A Good Thing.

And they both have the same symptoms in the vast maj of cases, hence why SOKO did 180k tests only 8k came back positive & the death rate was less than 1%

Man original Dead Space is GOAT.

What vidya is recommended while /lockdown/

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Means I become even more of a NEET. No bad.

Honest reporting

they've reached end of capacity, they can't treat people in hospitals anymore

It can't collapse. Most of it is run by ai now. Google could shut down YT if they really need to slow down traffic.

If Germany counts only those without prior conditions, where in the numbers of infected are they? The numbers of infected should be decreasing faster than deaths+recovered?

What is (wrong with) the goldstein index?

>good and nice people are going to catch corona virus and maybe die

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Current death rate is 1.08% with 6,325 (80%) cases yet to be resolved so it will only go up.

yeah but im getting sanctioned for it. I told them 2 weeks ago to ring me instead for the interview but they refused and docked my pay. I better get it back the window normality is shrinking

Situation of Denmark as of yesterday. No testing going on except for bad cases so numbers are way too low.

>~1100 confirmed infected
>153 in hospital
>30 in ICU
>27 in ventilator
>6 dead

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What a meme, it's almost April nobody is getting the flu anymore

>WHO
HAHAHAHAHAHA, the fucking UN CCP propaganda wing headed by a fckg Marxist. Oh no no no

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So?

2014/15 was even worse, an estimated 58k Italians died. Lombardy had a very bad flu season earlier this year too. It may even have been a factor in the spread.
Of course it's all about marginals but don't expect brainlets to understand

My mother does nursing and these are the hourly rates that they're offering right now

That's right, if you're a nurse in NY, you can make 100 dollars an hour

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Where did I hear this before?

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The 248,500 figure everyone uses for H1N1 is from the WHO. Otherwise, only 18500 were confirmed to have died.

Your doom paradise is fading, SOKO killed your story & the more testing carried out simply lowers the death rate

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i mean ISPs

>bad and evil people are going to catch corona virus and maybe die

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I just proved you wrong on every account, now you're changing the topic and having a meltdown. Have fun, schizo that sees psyops everywhere.

At least politicians and faggot celebrities that have been mingling until shit hit the fan are all infected.
Maybe a lot of the assholes that kept downplaying corona will get their comeuppance and die or someone close to them does, they deserve it
How's japan doing? Are they lying to keep the olympics?

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1: A lot of old people.
2: High population density: spreads fast, hopefully it also peaks fast.
3: Many tourists-workers from China.
4: Direct flights Milano-Wuhan.

The estimates are complete fantasy. They can make them what they want. It is simply total deaths altering per year, just like the holohoax & they manipulate figures for gibs. The UN & WHO are a complete scam.

It's a high risk job. Almost guarantee they catch corona.

Explain, I haven't played vidya in a decade.

Blacks are scared of corona here.

dios mio...

Why do people assume that infected who haven't developed symptoms yet are forever clear of a virus?
HIV has an asymptomatic period lasting years.

entertainment

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Danish guberment confirms 3 new dead

Denmark currently at 9 confirmed dead now

muscle pain, loss of senses of smell and taste? If not, most likely it's not coronavirus.

State?

underrated post

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You are quoting WHO, you BTFO yourself, your whole shtick is falling apart. All those forecasts are being shredded through testing that is getting completed. The more tests carried out, the lower the death rate.

that guys gonna be a senator one day

Reminder that it all began when the CCP covered this all up since December.
Never trust a chink and its bootlickers.

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Because this is a coronavirus and not HIV. If you are asymptomatic after a certain period your body would have destroyed it. 1-2 months.