AUS/POL - BORDER STATUS: SHUT

Gday lads, fuck Scomo

>NASA Warns Two Asteroids Could Cause Atmospheric Explosion Over Earth This Week
zerohedge.com/health/nasa-warns-two-asteroids-could-cause-atmospheric-explosion-over-earth-week

>Childcare centres to stay open; remote Indigenous communities locked down
baka.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-global-covid-19-cases-pass-215-000-as-spain-records-30-per-cent-jump-in-death-toll-20200319-p54c0d.html

>‘Like expendable babysitters’: Teachers slam decision to leave schools open during coronavirus crisis
thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/2020/03/19/teachers-schools-coronavirus/

>B-But what about the criminals?
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-20/calls-for-australian-prisoners-to-be-released-due-to-coronavirus/12074182

>'Ruby Princess' is allowed to dock in Sydney and passengers disembark because they were considered 'LOW RISK' - before three test positive to COVID-19 - as authorities scramble to find the 3,800 who were on board
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133361/Coronavirus-cases-soar-833.html

>Australia's borders could be closed for six months
skynews.com.au/details/_6142984678001

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there's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic. Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food. OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist blac block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure.

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This will be the only sensible post in this thread

Nasa lmfao

FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK WAGIES
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Stay safe Anglobro.

here is some comfy music
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>immediately proven wrong

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The gf

what are you guys drinking tonight?

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Someone shop a merchant on the gook please.

not clicking some jordie looking link

Fuck off jordie you faggot
Stop shilling your gay video here

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$4 bottle of red wine

gunna mix that with cask port?

Missed my phone interview with ALDI because I was in the shower.

What do, lads?

Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact, and who promised a nationwide broadband network with super-fast speeds that would cost approximately 31 billion U.S. dollars, was stabbed in the proverbial back by his own political party - after which his political party lost the election to a government that offered a heavily "watered down" national broadband internet network...

... and, 10 years later, the National Broadband Network Corporation working on this inferior network, had to be "bailed out" by the same government that offered the "watered down" version, to the tune of over 14 billion U.S. dollars - causing the single-worst infrastructure disaster in this nation's history - a project that has now blown out to more than 35 billion U.S. dollars while still unfinished...

... while a significant proportion of households in rural areas have to put up with approximately 5 Mbit connections and frequent disruptions (with a permanent latency of about 0.6 seconds because the technology that NBN Co. is utilizing for rural residents is a satellite)?

gizmodo.com.au/2017/01/a-quarter-of-the-world-has-faster-internet-than-australia/

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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jordies looks like he was groomed as a child
did a pedo ring bring him to aus?

Ring em back

you're an insufferable faggot kys

first for get some seeds cunts

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As unaustralian as it is, i dont drink, apologies.

flash bruz

Fuck me, I've got a bottle of that shit in the bar. I know what I'm drinking tonight now. Woo Hoo.

Call back dummy

milk + whey

6 pack of furphy

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will houses become affordable once this is all over?

It says private number. Won't let me call. :'(

Please stop making and posting in glow threads. Make a new one where the OP doesnt include violence. This is a board of peace

invite the manager out for a drink
get him hammered
turn up for work the next day and tell him he hired you

They already are

all good, i'm finish off my beers then gunna smoke some cones. I need to stop drinking or i'll end up fucking dead

Google their number

>what are you guys drinking tonight?

Coronas with vodka shots

hate that shit. who fucking answers private numbers anymore

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Then it wasn’t Aldi lol

I'm also on a tolerance break from the cones, its a terrible state of affairs.

>furphy
Absolutely disgusting, reconsider some things user

Please tell me that's not what I think it is.....

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Ah yes, a man of class with a discerning taste.

it's pretty good stuff hey?
Cheap too, $30 for that 2 litre

>Gizmodo
Gawker media lost all credibility since Gamergate.

Relax, he just likes to rebottle his mountain dew, he buys it in bulk

didn't he show of his chinese language skills in order to prep the asian bull better?

haven't smoked weed in 3 months. just gunna use it to stop drinking for a bit. shits fucked and I went back to drinking like a nut. working in a supermarket is fucked atm

>Pepperidge Farm remembers
Fuck off with this shitty seppo meme, family guy is subversive unfunny trash

when we going on lockdown? April? may?

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I only buy the standard bottles. It really knocks you on your arse.

Next week

There should be a website which shows what brands and companies are Australian made and owned and how much of their ingredients come from Australia or other nations.

The pub across the road from my place is packed full lol

Great idea non. You should get onto that asap

australianmade.com.au/
didn't read nothing on there but might be what you are after

call the police

well actually I applied for a few jobs and in the msg they don't even mention which company... so bad...

It’s called google nigga

still surprised people watch it desu. It's about as unfunny as The Simpsons

port and brandy will do that I suppose. You live up near wollombi?

I am so fucking sick of all these asteroid stories. At this point it's become the boy who cried wolf.

jew flu or fermented jew, either way - they win.

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I'm unironically thinking about joining the CFMEU. Do I pull the trigger and fill out the form?

Bro it sounds like your stressing over nothing.
You’ll get the call.

Hi Chang,
no one gives a shit about this CCP agent.

why didn't you listen?

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Nah i'm gonna go smash a schooey

Who do you think paid for us to "survive" the GFC?

You guys and everyone who continued posting in the last obviously glowie thread are all morons. The gov now has an excuse to label you extreme


You need to take a stand and not post in these threads that have violence in the OP you idiots

The last one was an image you could be locked up for alone for fucks sake what is wrong with you idiots

Based

The earth is flat. There is no space and NASA is a fraud.

Skitz ayy

>guilty by association
Doesn't hold water in a court. Stop being so paranoid.

thanks bruce

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When you go to sleep you're a different person when you wake up.

You really are an insufferable cunt.
Stop trying to push your bullshit opinions onto others

We could start with doing that list here on aus/pol
AFAIK the only true aussie beer is Coopers. Due to the way Mr. Coopers structured his company, it's basically impossible to sell outside of the family. As a result, it's the only brewery that remained truly owned by aussies.
Everything else has been sold to multinationals. What's particularly ironic is that, after selling, their marketing budget increased, and they all had branding campaigns about being "aussie" beer.
I mean, generally they still employ aussies (in fact even foreign beers can sometimes be brewed here) but yeah they're not aussie owned.

Jim beam and coke. Ill swtich tomy dads beer when I run out.
Who else here buying a bow and arrow?

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Go home glowie

mate I just got asked to work tomorrow for 12 hours. I already have done 36 hours and I have and 8hour shift for Sunday I normally do. fucking no cunt want's to fucking fill a shelf. I want the money

Based
Cut down my drinking last year to one drink a month if I went out to dinner, but this year I haven't had any since mid January
Feels good as

See

Yes we know, fuck Liberals and fuck the LNP. Labor are consistently the party that moves Australia forward.

Kevin was still an egotistical, difficult to work with, spontaneous politician. His greatest achievement was appointing Wayne Swan who saved us from the GFC. I'm kinda glad he's gone, but what replaced him was worse.

Nah just pull the trigger on a loaded chamber.

If we're such big idiots why do you keep coming here?
Remember to vote with rope.

BAHABHAHBAHBHAHAHA

remember to spit on chinks and treat them like the filthy insects they are

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They tell us about every rock that has half a percentage chance of causing us problems but they probably wont tell us if one will actually hit us.

Well you come here cause you’re paid

>the party that moves Australia forward.
If by 'forward' you mean 'to China'
Not that the coalition is better...

government didn't do fuck all to save us from the GFC you idiot

Reminder that this madman flew around the world in a Bell Jetranger

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>. His greatest achievement was appointing Wayne Swan who saved us from the GFC.

His greatest achievement was sucking chink micro cock like a good boi

> NASA Warns Two Asteroids Could Cause Atmospheric Explosion Over Earth This Week

REPENT!!! Jesus will be here soon.

give me some fucking lamb, don't even care if you fucked it. none at the shops

? Retard, how about understanding what common law is for one thing.

What do we think will be the publics general consensus on chinks and slant eyes once all this is over?

>fucking no cunt want's to fucking fill a shelf.
Where you workin? I heard Coles were looking for night fillers x plenty and had more applications they could poke a stick at.

see

>tfw Howard took my guns

o.k faggot, do you think we give a fuck about the gov or glowniggers.

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>moves Australia forward
Straight out of a fukken Labour election campaign.

I hope you're being paid well for being a faggot.

>give me some fucking lamb, don't even care if you fucked it. none at the shops

None here either, I'm stocked up though. Let the world burn

Hey bro can you define common law

What's your opinion on buying a compound vs recurve? Compound is a better weapon but seem hard to fix in a collapse

fuck yeah jordies

What did he mean by this?

Reminder that in 1999, if John Howard wasnt the most miserable cunt to ever roam the planet we could have become a republic and voted Dick as president, I like to imagine in another timeline this happened.

woolies, they wont hire anyone till April. we are fucked can't keep working these insane hours. I heard some shit about Qantas giving us their workers or some bullshit. fuck am I supposed to get them to do? the people we have can't fill an empty shelf because they don't know how to read a stock ticket

>What's your opinion on buying a compound vs recurve?
I have no fucking idea. I dunno a damn thing about archery. All I know is we dont have guns here so I need something else.

I love Dick.

I bet you do

Yeah they did. You've been shown many times over. Only country to not have negative growth. That's why he won Finance Minister of the year by Euromoney.

>moves to China
Yeah true, as much as the LNP and Clive Palmer move us toward China. They're all selling us down the drain for short term gains

Lamb is the only meat you can buy, it's too expensive for the panic buyers

>Well you come here cause you’re paid
Who would pay me?
I've taken the piss out of every political party and like to remind everyone that "the terror watchlist is when ASIO sit back and watch terrorists kill aussies"
I think they would rather I didn't work for them somehow.

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Fuck off turncuck

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Somebody give me a comfy documentary to watch

Damn that’s a timeline worth being in.

google.com/amp/amp.abc.net.au/article/11735408

Can you believe Dairy Farmers is Chinese now? You just know they will slowly degrade the quality until eventually we're drinking sawdust juice mixed with powdered milk. The food standards will drop and they will feed us absolute shit.

>we don't have guns
ha
Us gun owners will become warlords once society collapses.

>I love Dick.
I'm sure you do.

>nice digits
the government didn't do fucking shit in the GFC it was just the fact we had shit other countries wanted

There is no precedent of prosecuting people for simply talking to or around criminals, unless they also engage in or reasonably promote such that a crime would also be committed.

I'm not legally responsible for the actions of others, not am I culpable just because it occurred around myself, i.e. in the same thread.

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A republic formed in 1999 would have been pozzed. We need a real republic with amendments for gun rights and saying that we're full

any of these french worlds most dangerous world docos
The English translator makes them great.
youtu.be/3QWatKc-8JE

Yeah but the one proposed by Howard the filthy dog cunt, was the one bound to fail. No direct election of leader, no bill of rights etc he knew it and thats why they rigged it.

So common law is basically precedent?

Yep.
Lazy fucks that couldn’t be bothered to get licensed gonna wish they did.