AHHAHAHAHA HAPPENING IS OVER!!!!

Wait until the normies find out about the hcq treatment. Stocks will roar higher. Esoteric Chadism will be at all time highs, the arrogance will know no bounds, as if we defeated God himself if this disease gets cured. I dread that day.

>It’s only going up from here.
See you on Monday posting pink wojaks.

Is this your final form, Gary?

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Stop being so hysterical.

These patterns have become so easy to predict at this point.

>Massive sell-offs on Monday.
>Biggest gains on Friday.

I took a big gamble and invested a few grand yesterday before close. The Malaria drug discovery and the lockdowns being priced in made me confident enough that we've hit the bottom on this. But time will tell, the next 2 weeks will be critical for seeing if the rate of infection slows down or not thanks to the protocols in place.

WTF did some news come out? Why's it doing this at night? I was long but sold before the close since the chloroquine news didn't seem to have an effect

Probably buy puts a couple months out tomorrow tho. Surely a national lockdown will crash it again, or is trump just expecting each state to lockdown individually so we can pretend it's not all shut down?

>Wait until the normies find out about the hcq treatment.
thats why it went up. it gained 800 points just during trumps speech

This is the third Friday in a month the exact same thing happen white a blood red Monday following

Oops mad libcuck detected!

lol this is not over people aren't even working

That malaria treatment news was to get retards like you to think we've reached the bottom and buy and then they will all sell on Monday.
Retards.

It had nothing to do with Trumps speech. Everything to do with the FED pumping money and bailing out credit market

Its gonna keep dropping untill they revoke the soft quarantine bs stops.

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I know, I meant as it really settles in their subconscious. It's a big change considered how just recently most people thought it was incurable and now it gets treated with a generic, widely available, cheap medication with little side effects. Major breakthrough. The biggest rally will be if people start getting cured en masse.

Wtf it has been doing this for weeks it goes up 1000 then it goes down 1000 then it goes down 1000 again then it goes up 1000 then it goes down 2000.

When cases go up and a few deaths next week it will go down. Buy that tip. Summer should be good unless this Andonald Yang stimulus shit doesn't pay out and those who lost work over this stupid shit find work in the next 60-90 days.

COPE buttmad trannys. everyone will remember trump as the greatest president of all time. 3 terms, 2 genders, 1 god

infection numbers will increase

logistics will be stretched thin

people will shy away from luxuries and focus on essentials

until they make progress on a vaccine it is only going to get worse, every positive measure at this point like chloroquine trials, the great american bailout, etc is just duct tape on a sinking ship

Literal cringelord.

There's progress on a possible vaccine supposidely. Literally every university and research institution are working on finding a solution - there's bound to be progress at some point.

The issue with this prediction is that theres very little news that would cause another collapse. I mean we had California pretty much accounced a stay at home lockdown. That's as bad as it's going to get. I can't think of anything that would be bigger news that would cause the market to crash again.

>everyone in this thread is a shitposter

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>Literal
go back to /r/transpassing

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8k? That's doomsday tier.

Don't forget, this is just a mild, gay virus. It's not like we're seeing banks go tits up.

Its not the virus I'm worried about.
None of this is about the meme virus.

Nigger it started at 29,000

>vaccine
oh my

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It's a shutdown and those numbers are a reflection of our production. The global economy just slowed down to snail pace.

>I can't think of anything that would be bigger news that would cause the market to crash again.
nationwide quarantine. keep hearing it from people who would know more than you or me.

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I WAITED TOO LONG!!!!

This shit ain't over bud. We're just barely entering the storm

It hits kids now.
Might get people to smart the fuck up.
This gonna evolve new strains soon with this much population to work with.

Proof? Source? Did you not hear trump saying they can cure it with simple mosquito pills? This shit is OVER. You will be back at work next week

This shit hardly effected anyone in the world. What the hell are you all worried about?

He bought?

The layoffs haven't even started yet

Buy the dip!

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>he doesn't know what's gonna happen monday
buy calls tomorrow bro

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If you really think it's over you need a rope. It's only the beginning bud.

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Probably!!

you mean 2008 tier.. and we are headed right back there. does not matter how much money printer go brrrrr

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I agree. this is what I'm saying as well.

>cure it with simple mosquito pills
First off we've never CURED anything, just vaccinated for things. And secondly, this is the second state to annouce lock down. PA just did the same thing yesterday. Just like how bars and restaurants started closing in Ohio and then the rest of the country followed suit. We're going into national lockdown.
State department put out a statement early in the evening saying Americans abroad should return home immediately

It’s the repeat of last week with even more volatility. Upswing at the end of the day or week, followed by horrible plunge next day/week. It’s the shorting retards keeping up the demand by borrowing before dumping.

2 becomes 4
4 becomes 8
8 becomes 16
16 becomes 32
32 becomes 64
64 becomes 128
128 becomes 256
256 becomes 512
512 becomes1024
1024 becomes 2048
2048 becomes 4096
4096 becomes 8192
8192 becomes 16384
16384 becomes 32768
32768 becomes 65536
65536 becomes 131072
131072 becomes 262144 (we are here)
262144 becomes 524288
524288 becomes 1048576
1048576 becomes 2097152
2097152 becomes 4194304
4194303 becomes 8388608
8388606 becomes 16777216
16777216 becomes 33554432
33554432 becomes 67108864
67108864 becomes 134217728
134217728 becomes 268435456
268435456 becomes 536870912
536870912 becomes 1073741824

currently the number of cases doubles about every 4 days.
that means in 48 days we hit 1 billion
Assuming this social isolation thing catches on we buy some time. But sooner or later people have to start living life again. They have to go back to work.

foxbusiness.com/markets/coronavirus-gdp-impact-bigger-than-financial-crisis-j-p-morgan

>Never cured anything
What about antibiotics vs almost all bacterial diseases? You can literally cure black death today, without antibotics it killed half of Europe.

Dead cat bounce

Its called hyper inflation and its held up by a massive debt bubble

beat me to it faggot

Aren't there some pretty serious side effects to that stuff like potential blindness and deafness?

>keep pumping boys.

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The side effects are extremely rare and usually come with years of use. You only need a few days to treat the CV.

It's being prescribed for rheumatic arthritis as we speak.
verywellhealth.com/plaquenil-10-things-you-should-know-190228

True. Trump train!

Imagine your only talent is always being wrong on Yas Forums lmao.

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Oh man, he doesn't know. I told you faggots to get TP. Told ya virus isn't what you should be worried about. The Massive unemployment has only began. Prepare for prices rising and housing collapse 2.0(not as bad as 08 I hope). Boomerpocalypse here we gooooo.

(((LARPOCALYPSE))) fucking cancelled, niggerfaggots.

Thats not a cure, the disease still exists. A cure implies that the disease has been wiped out. Anitbodies are not cures and black death is still out there. So yes, there may be stuff to fight disease and illness, but we have never found a CURE for anything

It's pretty obvious they just bloat that shit up to make things look good for a finish. It's going down retard, incase you didn't notice the world isn't going to have an economy for the next 6 months to a year.

Haha I sold my gold at the peak and bought shares. This is just another dead cat bounce, so i sold these at the peak too. We'll see what Monday brings.
Shalom!

Fucking kikes playing both ends of the curve.

Newest of fags

>sooner or later people have to start living life again. They have to go back to work.
no, they don't
this is a feature, not a bug

>being this assblasted that you didnt buy during the dip

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Bull trap

>up 20% in my portfolio since tuesday
Kek.

This. If you have spare cash on the sidelines go all in tomorrow. DOW 30,000 by April first

>hits limit up barely above 20k
oof

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>getting cucked by a retracement every fucking week
You're too dumb to handle money. Let your wife do it.

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Okay, but that's kinda playing word games, yes, the disease still exists, but how many quarantines are there because of black death, how much is the economy impacted by it, do you know anyone who died from it if antibiotics were administred? May not be totally cured, but it's so benign these days, in most people's minds it's synonymous with cured.

I think we're at the upper dip in the chart and still have long ways to go before the bottom..

More kikes are leveraging up, expecting bail-outs.
You stock will still be useless.
You should real get out of here and go back to discord with the other trannies.

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Kek

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>index is down ~30% from last month
>a day with a mediocre spike
>economy is doing great!

SO MANY FAGGOTS SEETHING

SEETHING THEY DIDN'T BUY THE DIP HAHAHA ENJOY GOING BACK TO YOUR WAGEKEK JOB AT BK

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Needs another 1.5 trillion

this
enjoy watching monday's another -10 %

Imagine being so braindead that you cannot even fathom the concept of events happening outside the scope of your voting habbits.
Everything must be related to the flavour of jewish dick you are sucking. And it's either massively in their favour or an attack by the other, wrong jews.
2016 really killed Yas Forums.

FUCK YEAH !

Would kind of like for it to extend a little longer, getting a check for my accumulated sick time and 3 weeks vacation next Friday, and hopefully some Trumpbux if they ever come to an agreement.