Deaths in Germany just doubled overnight

wtf bros how come the german death rate is so slow?

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Sauce?

They just updated the stats late. Look at pic related for a day to day chart. There was a short reporting gap 2 days ago and so yesterday the reported death number jumped for 2 days.

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If you don't test dead bodies for corona chan, they don't count as corona death cases.

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>245k

OH NONONONONOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY HUMANBROS

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It’s in the millions already, many countries only test people who are hospitalized... meaning 90% with symptoms are not tested and in no statistics.

They need to catch up with Italians, or spaghetti monkeys will be the only ones to get euro gibs

so there's a chance I was already sick, spread it everywhere and didn't even notice?

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Probably but if that was so there would be more cases. My guess is you would know if you had it, eventually..

Its because like I said before in many threads, germany had early and extensive testing, and tested many who were only in the incubation stage. It takes atleast a few weeks to catch it, get symptoms, and die. Death rate will slowly climb, just like how in SK the death rate was 0.6% a few weeks ago, and now it's 1.1% Germany will probably finish off with 1% and SK with 1.5%

No shit dude, that shit is exponential growth.

>get euro gibs
We're the ones paying those anyway. Paying gibs to ourselves doesn't make much sense.

we have great healthcare, its basically a nothingburger that only kills old people

>the chad asymptomatic superspreader

>Vs

>the virgin selfisolating coofer

Bro its Germany and France that pays the whole union basically.

>It’s in the millions already, many countries only test people who are hospitalized
Not even that. Some EU countries SERIOUS pneumonia only.

We are net contributors to the EU you Turkish bull repository

Mamma mia those peanuts dont count you joke country.

Don't you have grandparents or older parents?

Germans only care about money and virtue signalling

Italy is the third largest contributor.

Grandparents are dead. Parents yeah, but they are safe and sound outside of the city somewhere rural.

thats not hard to do considering what rat countries are in the EU after that.

Oh virtue signaling, here in Cologne people hang out of their windows at 9pm and clap for all city workers, hospital workers etc to show solidarity.

lul

After the UK left we are the third largest contributor. Anything below Spain is basically a neet living off welfare just like most states in the US.

Spain is beyond fucked sadly.

All the cool countries like italy, spain and portugal will get fucked hard by this. who cares about the east .

Lol sure thing mate. Let's just wait few days and see how that nice expo progressions of yours work out for you.

You do realise the only people dying in Italy are the sad old people that live in your 2-3 generation households and cant get decent care.

Stop being so panicky.

Oh yeah and dont compare italian hospitals and doctors to german once, its not even the same class.

>thats not hard to do considering what rat countries are in the EU after that.
Yeah but it's almost the same as France.

Thats karma for fucking with jews

you could have a magic fucking wand, china AIDS is a major respiratory condition. EVEN A 30 YEAR OLD died from it.

right, im sorry italy-bro.

your stupid army wears wehrmacht helmets dude.

Lombardy has one of the best healthcare systems in Europe and it's getting ravaged. What to do you think will happen when the virus will spread in your own shithole länder in the east?

everyone relax, we need to focus on how we can destroy the chinks after this is all over.

Lying obviously

>All the cool countries like italy, spain and portugal will get fucked hard by this.
Everybody will get fucked by this. There's no stopping the exponential growth with a disease that is more infectious than the flu.
We're all just trying to buy time but nobody knows what for. Maybe some sciencefags will come up with better drugs at least. Or industry will build a shitton of breathing machines for mobile hospitals.
China locked up 700 million people in their homes and they will never go back to normal too.

You're right, in Italy the elderly will not be cut off from life support in order to accommodate Mustafa and his army of inbred kids

turks are immune

>your 2-3 generation households
You still believe this retarded bullshit?
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Well, Germany has 108 Nobel Prizes and Italy 20.

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Luckily all the scientist, engineers, and doctors are making it across the sea.

and 95% of those are jewish scientists

>Germany has 108 Nobel Prizes
You mean the Jews?

Richard Kuhn, born in Austria-Hungary, now Austria, Chemistry, 1938
Otto Loewi*, Physiology or Medicine, 1936
Carl von Ossietzky, Peace, 1935
Hans Spemann, Physiology or Medicine, 1935
Werner Karl Heisenberg, Physics, 1932
Otto Heinrich Warburg, Physiology or Medicine, 1931
Carl Bosch, Chemistry, 1931
Friedrich Bergius, Chemistry, 1931
Hans Fischer, Chemistry, 1930
Thomas Mann, Literature, 1929
Hans von Euler-Chelpin*, Chemistry, 1929
Adolf Otto Reinhold Windaus, Chemistry, 1928
Ludwig Quidde, Peace, 1927
Heinrich Otto Wieland, Chemistry, 1927
Gustav Stresemann, Peace, 1926
James Franck, Physics, 1925
Gustav Ludwig Hertz, Physics, 1925
Otto Fritz Meyerhof, Physiology or Medicine, 1922
Albert Einstein, Physics, 1921
Walther Nernst, Chemistry, 1920
Johannes Stark, Physics, 1919
Fritz Haber, Chemistry, 1918
Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck, Physics, 1918
Richard Willstätter, Chemistry, 1915
Max von Laue, Physics, 1914
Gerhart Hauptmann, born in Prussia, now Poland, Literature, 1912
Wilhelm Wien, Physics, 1911
Otto Wallach, Chemistry, 1910
Albrecht Kossel, Physiology or Medicine, 1910
Paul Johann Ludwig Heyse, Literature, 1910
Karl Ferdinand Braun, Physics, 1909
Wilhelm Ostwald, born in Russia, now Latvia, Chemistry, 1909
Rudolf Christoph Eucken, Literature, 1908
Paul Ehrlich, Physiology or Medicine, 1908
Eduard Buchner, Chemistry, 1907
Robert Koch, Physiology or Medicine, 1905
Philipp Lenard, born in Pressburg, Kingdom of Hungary, Austrian Empire, now Slovakia, Physics, 1905
Adolf von Baeyer, Chemistry, 1905
Hermann Emil Fischer, Chemistry, 1902
Theodor Mommsen, born in Duchy of Schleswig, Literature, 1902
Emil Adolf von Behring, Physiology or Medicine, 1901
Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen, Physics, 1901

Could you be more in denial like this? I know, we went through the same exact phases. You'll start to understand when hospitals will start to explode due to this shit.

> dont compare italian hospitals and doctors to german once its not even the same class

You're actually right, Lombardy hospitals are so much better than germans, it's not even a contest.

Its about time, Let's Go...

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See what you did?
Even then Germany trounces Italy if that's an exhaustive list (really no offense), but lol.

Niggergermans always have to boast about how great Germany is.

Literally had a german plumber boasting about how quick water gets hot in germany and how germany was so great.

>Nigger you are working in the Netherlands 'cause we pay more.

Cock suckers killed the smartest people on the planet. They deserve to fucking die. Hell, even hitler would have won the war if kept his jews . Project manhattan were mainly jewish scientists who flee austria and germany.

King Nigger got a nobel prize despite drone striking kids. Calm down.

>just doubled overnight
good

It's not an exhaustive list just showing the pre-war Nobels like Einstein's.

>Albert Einstein, Physics, 1921

It's absolutely not an exhaustive list.

>Rainer Weiss, Physics, 2017

>"Official" China deaths

>King Nigger got a nobel prize despite drone striking kids.
He got it even before then.
>Calm down.
Eh, I'm drunk but I'm not offensive yet. Ignore if you've read the context and I'm retarded. It's fine. As long as you aren't black I'll relax.

I think it's better we focus on the real enemy: chinks.

Not Germany, not Italy. In fact, they should team up to fuck China up.

*pakistan

>Cock suckers killed the smartest people on the planet.
Not really, they let 19 out of 20 German Jews to flee.
Polish and other Eastern European Jews on the other hand, the exact opposite.

>Hell, even hitler would have won the war if kept his jews.
Maybe but it's not a simple conclusion.
>Project manhattan were mainly jewish scientists who flee austria and germany.
The allies erased large portions of Industrial Germany from air, something like that would've been top priority.

friendly reminder viruses were discovered by Russian
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virus

Meanwhile Nordic countries are chilling

>all these eurocucks dying
Heh superior slavery genes can't be killed by stupid virus.

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I visit my gran every week. Asked her last monday if I should come or not but she just went on how shed rather die than be isolated and bored.
Cant blame someone who survived the war fleeing on foot for a month...