Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Immer noch im Halbschlaf Edition

>Corona Live Ticker
youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=emb_title

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=aEcg5r2bZT
>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
youtube.com/watch?v=7Mu3wxu0k5Y
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aufwachen ihr Penner

morgenings, Krautbros! reportan sofort was habbeding in Vaterland!

Did merkel invoke martial law?

in my supermarket you have to stay in 1,5m to each other at the cash desk. they even put tape on the ground to make that sure. still no toiletpaper tho

not yet

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situation with food products?

another day
another dead boomer

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a little emptier but they basically still have everything

rip

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What’s the reaction in Germany been to Merkel saying “biggest challenge since WW2 for German solidarity”

It’s the only based thing I’ve ever heard the old whore say. I bet the lugenpress are twisting it

Rasieren

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dont know honestly how the reaction was but yeah the press milked that for sure

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OK, my turn
full lockdown, but sheeple still acting as if nuffinburger
once the lockdown was declared (announcement was on Saturday, actual in-effect from Monday) shops were hit very hard. I did last supply run on Monday (dog food, fuel, butter) by then situation was as follows
pasta - all gone, grains and oats - all gone, carrots, onions, most of veggies - all gone, meat -very empty, canned meat and fish - good brands gone, shitty still there. sugar, flour, toilet paper etc in supply, sanitizing fluids - all gone. the rest unaffected
but that was on Monday. (((MSM))) reports that stores are fully stocked now. despite that prices have risen substantially and there is even talk of possible Diocletian 2.0

This has to be photoshopped

youtube.com/watch?v=i2NHVPyYDrE
I wish
sounds scary man where do you live?

Kaffee

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MSMaffe

Ostfront - Lithuania

stay safe. you have a +1 month stock right?

I have 3 months stock and NRG5 that would stretch it by 1 more month
however, I have kids, and will go on supply runs until I literally can't (milk and such).

that sounds good prepared

german death numbers are so rigged

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do not post your stack/equipment on the interwebs ~> OPSEC

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when the stores would stop refilling today Im probably out in 10 days

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>not using stock pics to lure some delish long pork
wew laddie, wut's wrong with you?

ist halb 10 zu spät um für toilettenpapier loszugehen? mein supermarkt hat um 7:30 uhr aufgemacht

I'm still not in quarantine yet, my boss said we have to wait until forced by government or someone at works tests positive for it. Stores are halfway empty here, no TP, but paper towels.

I still better get my Stimulus check, though. Rumor is it's based on 2018 taxes, but that's dumb because the money is being used to stop riots here (I assume, imagine) and nigs and spics don't pay taxes lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=CjdGeTeHN1M&feature=youtu.be
do you remember this? I saw that years back

>be me
>fullstack web dev
>bashing out code day in and out
>55k / year
>wife is a glorified secretary at a law firm
>faxes shit and answers phone calls all day
>earns as much as me

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>>wife is a glorified secretary at a law firm
>>faxes shit and answers phone calls all day
>>earns as much as me
user... there are "reasons" for this

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maybe the real earning was the working code you made along the way

Imagine being ein Einzelhandelspleb and not getting everything delivered to your doorstep

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nicht schlecht

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und dann

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If you spoke like this at all in America, whoever you talk to will (((Shut you down))) and make it an argument of Left vs Right, and they will view you as some nutjob. (Lately, they've just resorted to screaming "ALEX JONES!?!" when they lose the argument, nonstop over and over again) They see shit happening in Italy and think "that won't happen to me", tried to give some coworkers a tip off in January to go get supplies so the stores won't be overran and people won't be killed (and that you know, trucks will keep delivering), you should have heard them. First, looked at me like I'm nuts, then said "Oh well that's in Italy and China, that won't come here *chuckles*" like it was some geographical disaster such as an earthquake or beach wave, explaining it to me like I'm a 5 year old kid wasting my time and therefore worth nothing. One coworker (degenerate) is already calling people who are stocking up on food "disgusting hoarders", I said "I got it months ago though?" oh no, she wouldn't listen to me, and I finally said "LOL. The trucks already replaced all that" but then I could see it came down to Capitalism vs Communism, and she wants it more, so she should be given whatever she wants.

Anyways, they do not see the value in life at all. They were already very close to jumping a coworker and beating him to death this week when they found out his mother-in-law went on a cruise ship about 3 weeks ago. It's the little things that count, add up to all the big things. I tried to help my plant out, but not even the owner, not my managers, not my coworkers would listen, and now there is mass panic, and now they missed an opportunity to prepare and be ready when they needed to the most, and now we all have to suffer the consequences. It won't be safe to go outside in a couple weeks (at this rate or worse), let alone, work.

when?

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Schau nach lokalen Unternehmen und ruf dort an, oder nach den Großmärkten in deiner Nähe. Da brauchst du so eine Zugangskarte für, aber du kennst bestimmt irgendwen (Vereinsvorstand oder so) der so eine hat.

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Why do all those prepfags believe stores will close/be empty?
Those are essemtial infrastructure, when they close we would have to have complete collapse beforehand.
Instead, panicked hoarders are buying tge Stores empty and driving prices.

> MEIN GOTT MUSS DAS SEIN ???

immer noch 4 rollen vielleicht montag wenn ich am samstag nix krieg
this. fucking idiots

MEIN GOTT MUSS DAS SEIN ?

But I did have a moment of realization I was neither apart of the masses and a leader when they were about to jump this guy at work. I would have been the one pulling these skanks off them, then giving them a good ol' couple punches to the face as punishment ("BAD DOG! BAD") then tossing their body aside like a rag, and then helping the beaten up coworker up, and then fighting off more drug-addict, tattoo, "bad girls", just my type to beat the fuck out of.
Preppers did it awhile ago. Also, it is sort of normal in the US to go to the store and buy like $500 in groceries, in a panic situation, they might buy another $100 worth.

this is why basic level understanding of Economics is important. We need to increase the level of our Abitur, have you seen how easy the abitur of Hamburg is, WE ARE FAILING AS A NATION

I need to buy a pocket knife from the gas station, though. I'll do that this morning. People at work use them for our jobs all day long. Big ass long ones too, keep guns and machetes in their vehicles. And my boss is a Jewish cuck with a "NO GUNS ALLOWED!!" sign on the front door.

the abitur in Berlin is shitty easy, you can even buy them at so-called "elitegymnasiums"

>WE ARE FAILING AS A NATION
and 3rd migration is accelerating the downwards spiral

The situation with restaurants closing didn't help the situation. You'd be surprised how many Americans keep no food in their house, and go out to eat every single night.

What do we do fellow anons? What do you think the future has in store for this nation?

I SEE NO HOPE

Ist ja nicht nur für mich, ist ein Verbindungshaus, bitte verhaften Sie mich nicht, Blockwart.

Warum sind die Journos eigentlich so am Merkel anbeten zur Zeit. Also noch mehr als ohnehin schon. Loben autoritäre Maßnahmen (mal unabhängig davon, ob die jetzt Sinn ergeben oder nicht) völlig unkritisch in den Himmel

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I mean, found a large pocket knife with Deadpool on it in the women's bathroom last week. That's how it is here, btw.

A mostly one-sided civil war in less than 10 years.

>Ist ja nicht nur für mich, ist ein Verbindungshaus, bitte verhaften Sie mich nicht, Blockwart.
Eine Rolle pro Tag wg. chronischen Bierschiss

Die üblichen (((Gründe))). Davon abgesehen, denke ich eine gewisse Delussion. So wie die ganzen Presseschwuchtel heute von einander kopieren, hat die Hälfte vermutlich ernsthaft geklaubt es "wäre nur ne Grippe und man muss sich jetzt darüber keine Sorgen machen, besonders wenn man noch jung ist."

> Warum sind die Journos eigentlich so am Merkel anbeten zur Zeit.
keine ahnung. I see no hope in this glorified hell hole. FUCKING HELL

> A mostly one-sided civil war in less than 10 years.

More than 10 years imo

wtf do you have a pic?

I could efficiently do her job with a week or less of training, but she could never, ever do my job, no matter how hard she tried. muh equality of pay

Thinking about getting into high-level programming like Java or C# dev, since scripting languages can only get you as far as a secretary.

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only in china I think

My supermarket looks like this since Monday.

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>I could efficiently do her job with a week or less of training,
stop lying, you are already sucking cock

yes, wages in IT are fucked up

No, less. The economy and new refugees who are much more radical will make sure of that. Also it will happen across Europe, Germany won't be the first one. They just join in.

> wages in IT are fucked up
Warum? Is it because of all these pajeets that are coming here. There is no hope in any sector user, fucking hell

Not just that, they are mostly concentrated into large cities with the highest COL to ensure you have the least of your salary.

It just is. German companies don't want to pay much for IT yet say that there is a shortage. Market laws don't exist in that country in many fields. Sales for example is ridiculously overpaid.

thats based

I never thought to take a pic. I thought it was kind of a normal thing in the US, totally forgot to chuckle that thing would be illegal in England. Damn. I'll take a pic of the one I buy this morning, though.

so in etwa, ja

>Merkels willige Gehilfen/Der Untertan

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>Is it because of all these pajeets that are coming here
multiple reasons:
1) ppl from IT are poor at negotiation, there is even a stigma around it. I play psycho games like setting up bidding wars or drop info... 55k p.a. was my starter salary in 2013 in a startup

2) pajeets and women, often incapable, are succesfully pushed into the area, so it *seems* as if everyone could do it. You need to push them out by giving them responsibility and make them pushing it themselves, when they then eventually fail you make use of it. so literally: memes

3) German IT is grossly inefficient, so employers often cannot make schekels out of you. Of course, this does not count for "consulting" who charged crazy day rates where you get crumbs from. Though there is a huge risk involved as often IT is R&D expenditure which gets cut in a crisis

4) Germans are status-oriented folks and IT is low-status, so again: memes.

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