AUS/POL - DROP THIS CUNT EDITION

Gday lads, fuck Scomo

>NASA Warns Two Asteroids Could Cause Atmospheric Explosion Over Earth This Week
zerohedge.com/health/nasa-warns-two-asteroids-could-cause-atmospheric-explosion-over-earth-week

>Childcare centres to stay open; remote Indigenous communities locked down
baka.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-global-covid-19-cases-pass-215-000-as-spain-records-30-per-cent-jump-in-death-toll-20200319-p54c0d.html

>‘Like expendable babysitters’: Teachers slam decision to leave schools open during coronavirus crisis
thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/2020/03/19/teachers-schools-coronavirus/

>B-But what about the criminals?
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-20/calls-for-australian-prisoners-to-be-released-due-to-coronavirus/12074182

>'Ruby Princess' is allowed to dock in Sydney and passengers disembark because they were considered 'LOW RISK' - before three test positive to COVID-19 - as authorities scramble to find the 3,800 who were on board
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133361/Coronavirus-cases-soar-833.html

>Australia's borders could be closed for six months
skynews.com.au/details/_6142984678001

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fuck chinks

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FUCK THE PROPERTY HOARDERS

1st for wojak

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you fucked it up lazy cunt

>remote Indigenous communities locked down
Locked down in the local park with a goonie?

To all those hoarders STOP IT.

State of my local Coles

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They want to release prisoners because they need to hide the food shortage

This is a glowie thread do not post here, somebody make a real one. We are anti violence

anyone got an update on the 750 NEETBUX being released to us earlier than the 31st?

what does this even mean?

Go back to plebbit, faggot

i thought this was only possible in socialist countries like venezuela or north korea or does that narrative not apply here?

It's unaustralian, and frankly, I'm disgusted

Wew. Get a beer down your throats you sad cunts

ITT facts that auspol cannot handle

The SAS soldier comitted murder and should be imprisoned for at least 30 years

if anything it will be delayed because the government is fucked if they just give it to pensioners and neets

They are required to feed prisoners it will become very obvious if they aren’t getting fed but there is no more food

agreed

the gf

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How dare they follow the Victorian governments advice of having 2-3 weeks of food supplies

>100 cans of food
>a few bulk packs of noodles
>24 bottles of water
>a pile of tuna and salmon cans
>a few packs of shell pasta (the only based pasta) and spagetti
>a few jars of pasta sauce

Im fucked arent i

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I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

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Brit/pol/ says Its happening in UK too

Why so based?

>t. glownigger tranny

Another fact:
You will never pass

kek here in NSW the papers published that and then got in trouble and had to amend it and Scomo said it was taken out of context; no one needs 14 days of food

You mean Landlords? Based & Stalinpilled

the government doesn't get food from the supermarket you fucking dome head. the food is there, it's supply chains that are fucked. fuck we have so much shit one ply toilet paper in the dunnys at work people haven't even stolen it

gutless bastards will never address the chink infestation and their scalping of essentials.

how's your toilet paper supply tho?

What's for dinner?

Go on the pokies

Nice pic m8.

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the guy is a nigger

>BECAUSE
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Ayyy sounds like my situation.
Just go get some bread for the pasta sauce and some cheese then you're set.

Kill yourself, samefag.

Bake your own bread if youre not happy with this one.

he deserves a gobby and humiliating sex from a hot leftist slut if one exists

Holy fuck the eggs are gone too. Jesus.

user that's a really insensitive question to ask around now

Property hoarders are getting fucked m8

Where’s your rice fren? Pasta is good cause it’s a good carb to go with any of the cans for a meal, Rice is much more efficient at that cause it’s cheaper, easier to store in big sacks and does the same job

Depends where you gonna be with your stuff.

When shit hits the fan, ppl gonna loot everyones home like a fucking niggers

Our supermarkets are designed to always have just enough stock, to maximise the area of the store that can be used for selling things, the second demand increases or trucks stop moving, it all slows down

UBI OR DEATH

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Don't give up hope frens. A great depression means a great recovery.

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Lol Do you seriously believe that
Truth is Australia is totally out of food

Yep. You should have calculated your TDEE and macros, then stockpiled enough food to be comfortably fed for 3 months. If shit is real bad, you could ration a three month supply for 5-6 months.

Thanks, boomermemes.
Youve been on fire yourself lately.

me and me mum got about 110 and we only shit the average amount

FUCK SCOMO FUCK GLADYS FUCK BAT EATING GOOKS

A bit dire, 20 rolls left

Yeah boi

The vic health officer also said to have 60 days of medication, or what scummo calls ‘hoarding’

Property hoarding is unaustralian, and I'm disgusted.

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guys my parcel hasn't come yet, its 10 to 7 here in sydney. Will aus post deliver it?
Im pissed.

Why are they hoarding all the milk and eggs? shit only lasts a week

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am radio has started addressing it. this will work the boomers up

haven’t you heard, the average american uses 1 roll per day. I don’t think you have enough mate

Women use at least 3 times as much as men. Where is the outrage?

we should raid the chink grocery stores and buy all the sauce and noodles

>Truth is Australia is totally out of food
FFS
Just look in your neighbours cupboard.
There's plenty.

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Like a few small packs. Not a big fan of rice

>live close to housing commission
>tfw have no gun

FUCK. Do bunnings sell machettes?

the supply chains are fucked because inner city yuppie lefties put a time restraint on delivery hours because of muh noise polution.
What a load of faggotry they can block essential supplies delivered by the glorious engines of trucks but cant stop pindicks doing donuts.

get a few spices to change the taste of shit if you're prone to getting bored with the same food all the time
don't forget tinned fruit and jam

Nah latest i’ve ever had was 6pm and i think it’s cause the contractor forgot and just dropped it off on his way home. Pretty sure official hours are 8-5pm for deliveries

gentlemen, please...

im a scruncher so i use more than i should im not folding paper like a faggot

Im not that motivated to stay alive desu

you stick out glowiescum

I use 1 roll a week. I don't know what you cunts do with it

yeah i want more i want to be a dunny paper boomer

Chemists in Sydney are restricting to 1 months supply.

Tau are the Chinese tho..

Yep and hot chilli. Never underestimate sauces and hot chilli. It’s how navy submariners and boaters vary the taste of eating the same shit for months on end

Stay mad, child.

there's always only like 1/10 of a teaspoon of spinach in those things fuckin jews

indian driver stole it

mine are homemade

Got a shelf full of spices, but i rarely use them and ive had some of them for a few years at least. I never eat tinned fruit as it is (and its alll sold out anyway). Didbt think of jam though

Hope you brepped user

Based

Hope you are doing well frens

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I go through 1 roll every month. My diet is so good, I only have to do a check wipe.
/ghost pooers/ unite.

>inner city yuppie lefties put a time restraint on delivery hours because of muh noise polution.
In QLD those laws change as of monday.
I can't believe Stacia is on it.

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I'm doubtful too, the tracking site says its still coming today.
Fuuck

are you like 60kg, i hardly ever shat when i was a skinny fag

Yeah got jarred chillies. They're great for taste when you're eating cold food that's been in the fridge a week.

Sir, step back from the TP

Only one pack per customer

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drivers rarely want too work nights, companies dont care cause they dont wanna pay night shift rates

good for you i wish i could do that i love those shits

Honestly think they eat it. The old bird i live with is pretty good but most women i live with, if they are gone for a week or so we barely use any toilet paper

>Shells
Faggot they get caught in each other and no sauce gets on them.
The only based pasta is spirals because they collect the sauce between each layer

Cracked open my first tin of two fruits in about 15 years last night. Haven’t had it since i was in scouts as a young lad. Fuck it tasted the exact same. Felt like pic related

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Check your mail, they might leave a note telling you to pick it up saturday morning

who drunk here?


Getting into some bundy rum and diet coke.

Really man, you got shit together enough that you have space to move and stay a step or two ahead.
Get a veggie patch started, that's what I recommend.

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Remember to report threads like this to asio and click report and report on Yas Forums as well. Somebody make a new thread. This one has a violent threat against our pm in the OP! Anyone who posts here is a MORON

Reported

Fuckin jealous, what do you eat and do you a golden butthole of the gods or something?

>Hope you brepped user
I did lad.
I just go for fresh stuff.

this guy is correct

nothing, just started a 2 week fast

100kg but tall. I dont think that has anything to do with it

>Just look in your neighbours cupboard.
>There's plenty.
Now that you mention it, that cunt doesn't need all that tucka..

Not your personal army.

Shop in the morning you inbreds.

Supply chains are not fucked. Because they i stocking the same amount as they always do. The problem is the demand is too high cause cunts are just buying shit up.

green curry with my last piece of chicken. it's 2 days expired but she'll be right

Nigger please

Kek, that about sums it up.

Glorious communist utopia the left ordered has arrived.

You have been conscripted to help burn bodies.
Work starts 0700.

Bring own shovel.

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Actually I think it’s my gut flora. Standard diet, but minimal carbs, 70kgs - not full keto. I shit once every 2 days.

morning is boomer hour only, they take everything and leave the shelves bare. NEETs go during the day and are able to get some stuff. wagies get absolutely BTFO when they have to go after work at 6pm (pic related)

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nah there's nothing
Think I'm gonna have to wait till monday

Stale bread and water

Fleshlight?

>I just go for fresh stuff.
Hope you're boiling that shit user, raw isn't the way to mealprep right about now.

>This one has a violent threat against our pm in the OP!
So what exactly is the threat m8?

He's getting a double ended dildo for date night with the hubby

doesn't work when the trucks don't even get in on time and all the nightfillers are sleeping. because heaven knows the fucking other staff can't be fucked to do any real work
they increased all the stock they just cant get it out to the stores. like you said every store is trying to get as much shit in as they can. but they cannot. from what I can tell they are doing rolling blackout type shit and just sending full pallets of one lot of shit

heh

>What is political satire
Get fucked you authoritarian cunt. We can make jokes about ScoMo all we want, We don't live in an authoritarian shithole.

wagies are jew bootlicking homos suck shit

he said he had heaps of stuff, all that stuff is for later. the stuff he get's now is just to use now. this is smart don't fucking eat your stash

It's all getting backdoored by the workers

Who's a job service provider that isn't built to be a money squeezing, rent seeking organisation of pieces of shit whose whole raison d'etre is to squeeze as much cash out of the system and employers as possible in order to pay out big salaries to their managerial staff and executive?

I'll be underemployed due to Wuflu and the second job I've been being groomed for is probably delayed as well.

Job Prospects are scum, I've found MADEC to be somewhat reasonable.

Bats x gooks x gates = corona

nah set of weights like pic related

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Coles won't stop calling me in for shifts im nackered bro.

This can confirm, mate is a butcher and a distribution centre. It's not that they don't have meat it's that every store he was supplying have tripped their orders. He's pulling 12 hr days and still not meeting the demand.
They are literally taking whole sides of rump and putting it through a mincer instead of turning it into steak and roasts.

He's probably a sexist as well.

Ahh, yes it does make sense.
I'm not getting any fresh produce in this period for fear of contamination. I wonder if a biological agent can live on biological matter that it can't infect longer than it can live on a non-biological surface.

But yeh, I get you don't want to be the only cunt who doesn't need to go to the shops any more.
People might get curious.

Based. The rubber wrapped weights are the best, no clanking.

better get back to it fren

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nah we keep tight on that. at least at my store. I still make everyone adhere to the limits. we keep stuff out the back but not heaps just enough to make sure people can get some of it. I take everything off anyone who tries to buy more than the limit. I mean I take everything that wanted to buy and say no. next time don't try it because today you get nothing. nothing fuck off

I got knocked back for three jobs at coles last week. You should be grateful they want you to earn minimum wage while serving zog

oiiii I got a set of these recently, like this week.
Upgraded from an old plastic set, doubled the weight, Got the spring stoppers rather than the screw-on stoppers.

That explains why mince is 21 dollars a kilo.

My workplace is officially closed now until further notice.

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I said like three weeks ago you would know when we are about to run out of food because high prices and armed guards at supermarkets Don’t believe this supply chain nonsense corona infected the cows

yeah they're pretty good. Already got a set of them. Will have 240kg total once that bunch arrive.

plain flour is like 80c to a dollar. even a shitty dough made by mixing it with water is palatable with a bit of jam

even better if you have eggs and milk, but long life/condensed milk can work well enough in a pinch

Weekends don't have boomer hour in morning good luck anons.

All good where i am mate. Meat was a little bare but you could still get steak, chicken, sausages and pork. I got myself a 2.5kg pork roast. There was even about 100 packs of self raising flour, i was shocked

Why aren't you growing your own food already anons?
>searlesgardening.com.au/gardening-and-planting-calendar-australian-climates-summer-herb-vegetables-fruit
Australia is good for year-round crops. Just remember to keep a good compost and let your land lie fallow every 3rd season.

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Noice. That's enough weight for heavy squats.

all the cafes are shutting down. Thats really sad. No more coffees for yuppie wankers.

what is your work?

local gloryhole is closed