/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2304

>24 million will get this at minimum
>0.2 percent deathrate for young and healthy
>equals 48k dead zoomers in Cali alone
yeah I'm thinking this is base

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Normies are spooked and seething. I am eternally comfy. Death to boomers.

*steps on hand*
Farewell Bro, But only the strong will Live

It’s the version that won’t send you to hell

>Italy- “I felt invincible I thought it was a flu, to my peers: stay home and respect the rules” - 29 years old hospitalised

google "Coronavirus, il racconto di Mattia (29 anni): "Mi sentivo invincibile, non pensavo toccasse anche a me""

if an italybro can translate the video would be helpful. it's a video, top 2 results, guy with a mask.

lol 3 million

Why does the OP always have to be filled with doomer shit? How about the things that are improving?

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This 90 year old woman that was in the Life Care Center in WA beat the coronavirus. Time to pack it up, it's over.
youtube.com/watch?v=KeMrx0NlwBc

same here, official since an hour ago

im at work and it feels like half life 2, looking outside the window and im seeing combine soldiers everywhere

>hey pick up that can

>Thread derailed because of some stupid glownigger trying to get as much attention

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Here is music from hl2 to cheer you up
youtube.com/watch?v=46bF5oFF1YI

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Throw a can at them

There are a gazillion shill threads.

>no dried vomit on her sweater

I need to go out to get a shitload of liquor before my state goes on lockdown

Gary is here, seems legit

We have 18+ months of this shit you better get comfy, bud.
* Pick up some introvert hobbies
* Interview for a remote WFH job: Offices have circulated air, you will get sick of you go to one
* Learn to buy things online and in bulk: Grocery stores is full of people right now, you will get sick if you go to one
* Stay healthy: Doctors offices are plastered with Corona-chan, you will get sick if you go to one

Shills are getting desperate.

if it doesn't have corona-chan or hazmat pepes as OP don't use it. don't use anime or news cap threads.

Jews are the only ones left who remember how to go full nazi

Where are they?

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Fuck off Gary. You're not cool.

Notice the same meme flag on most of them.

>I need to go out
>liquor

why won't they listen /cvg/?

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That's incredibly fucking depressing if you think about it...
>T H E Y A R E A L L D E A D
Hate chinks anyway so kek

This is the real thread boys, lets keep going

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Yup. I'll stick around longer tonight making threads to ensure they don't disrupt them, as they're clearly trying to.

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I just want to consume in peace.

She probably took at pic at 2am when most people are asleep
Also don’t assume every skyscraper has high occupant rate
Need the same pic on the same date and time a year ago to make any inference from her retarded tweet

Q-boomers and curefags trying to get /cvg/ banned.
They'll change their tune when the USA starts make Italy look like Worst Korea.
I wonder how many will kill themselves when the freedom pits start getting dug.

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I can smell the post 16' election poster from you faggot

Why are they doing so many thread? Why are they the glowniggers? Who cares? Is it because there will be less people in each thread and slowing conversation or like an user said they want /cvg/ to get ban?
Why are they doing this, any clue?

Fuck you and your whore pictures. Fucking kike.

ITT discuss ways to smoke out preppers.

>The prepper is a scared rat in hiding, hoarding trash and desperately clinging to every minute of their miserable life, as if it ever had meaning.

>finding a compound
The red flags will be fairly obvious. Look for houses with plywood on the windows or "looters will be shot!" signs.

>destroying a compound
The prepper's compound is a stationary target. Use this to your advantage. DIY ballistas and catapults can lob fire, explosives and diseases from great range.

>tear gas
Another method to remove the prepper without contaminating canned goods and other supplies is tear gas. It is very easy and inexpensive to produce. You can easily sap the prepper's supply of gas mask filters dry with very little effort. The prepper will have no choice but to vacate or choke to death.

IDENTIFYING A PREPPER
>precious metals
Probably one of the biggest red flags in identifying a prepper. Keep an eye out for what people are bartering at local markets. If you see someone trying to barter gold or silver, follow them. They are most likely a prepper.

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Ok, enough with the cross linking threads.
We support this bake and this bake only.

Current wuflu terms, will add to the list:

>The Commie Cold
>Holocough
>Mandate of Sniffles
>Xi Sniffles
>Fug Yu Lung
>Kung Flu
>Wuchoo
>Spring-fected roll
>Asian Contagion
>Wubonic Plague
>Flu Yung Hai
>Great Cough Forward
>The Yellow Death
>Toflu
>Ping Pong Pandemic
>Year of the Bat
>the Wungaloo
>The yellow flu ching-demic
>Breaking Bat
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

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>made a thing

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Q people get BTFO after Monday, that's when the national lock down is to occur. It's mostly ass mad faggots from /ptg/ who can't fathom that Trump is a fucking moron who is getting blamed along with the CDC.

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What are some good ways to make money online? Don't say porn

idk

You're now in charge of running your country. You have full power. No checks and balances.

How would you solve this COVID-19 epidemic?

Why is there so many /cvg/ threads?

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Selling TP

salad fingers baking

Hookers and cocaine.

Wheres first post user with the numbers?

stock market

idk, post here, so anons know which one to go to. People actually come here for info.

Because FUCK JANNIES

>two threads are posted
>the bots only post in 1
>pick the thread with a legit op and no bots
that's the perfect thread

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Children with nothing else better to do.

by going to my secret pizzahut basement pedo-fortress and disappear for 6 months.

It's just a cold bro

Make everyone kiss each other on the cheeks like they do in Shitaly.

Weld up the bunkers while they are in hiding..

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>pick the thread with the fewest pictures of attention-baiting whores
FTFY

Mild case is defined by the WHO as not requiring hospitalization.

Affiliate programming and providing liquidity in cryptocurrency markets

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Night time /cvg/ best /cvg/. We get to shitpost with eurobros

> quads get
fuck jannies indeed

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Love you user, these freshly baked breads from you. unlike that glownigger spamposting chink whores

It's a bit hazy but I think around 2005 is when I made babbysfirst post

"Goyim, Israel has a COVID-19 vaccine, only 666 shekels, but today, just for Jew, only 660 shekels! Such a deal!"

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Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

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This user brings up a good point. We need to act as if we are in this for the long haul.

Anyone know a guide on how to be a hikkomori shutin?

Lurking cancer.

Yeah bud hate to break it to you but malaria drugs are saving everyone and you will have to go back to work soon

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Too many threads, they are fracturing us

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yesterday. found out about this place from reddit!

how's everything going in your city?

I got a message from a nurse in a local hospital, she says everyone at the hospital got called in to establish certain strategies. they are declaring phase 2 on monday and they are expecting a big increase in patients next week. there are 13 confirmed cases in my state so far, it almost feels like nothing, but next week I fear hospitals wills start getting overwhelmed. we are not ready for what is coming

This isn't fun anymore

I'm spooked

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>NOOOOOOO NOT THE H*CKIN 90-YEAR OLDERINOS WITH PRE-EXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS WE HAVE TO SHUT DOWN ALL OF SOCIETY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!11!

Where are the stars?

06 is when i stepped foot here in freshman year. life has never been the same.

How about you go fuck yourself and die

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based danish milk poster

I hope you know from the past thread that they failed, not today Goldenshekelstein.

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I've left for long swathes of time, but I've always ended up coming back. I popped on here in the very early days to see what it was, but it was of no interest to me. 2006-2009 I was here fairly regularly, but nowhere near every day, and then I pretty much stopped coming for about 3 years. 2012 I started coming back and visiting Yas Forums. That lasted less than a year. 2015 I started coming back again. I got fed up and stopped coming here last summer after several successive and seemingly arbitrary bans, but I started coming back 6 months later around Christmas. That's not the first time after 2015 I've left for several months, but it was the longest.

Why are Lusophone countries so immune?
Aside from Portugal and Brazil.
There are so very few countries unafflicted so far, yet these include
Angola, Mozambique, timor leste, Cabo Verde, Sao tome, and Guinea bissau
Some of the only countries with no cases aside from warzones (Yemen and syrai) or Pacific islands
Am I the only one to notice this alarming pattern? Is Portuguese secretly based and redpilled?

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wartime economy, mass producing tests and masks, confine those who test positive or shoot them if they are unwilling to

NOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOO ITS NOT JUST THE COLD BE WARNED NOW GUYZ!!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ALL OF US OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 2 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! AHHHH NOOOO!!!!!

CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! OOOOHHHHH NOOO!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGERY SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! AHHH OMZ!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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>Slept 3,5h
Gooooood morning /CVG/

whats your SUPPLEMENT Stack & doses to fight coronachan?

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user, young people are the ones that catch this more often than anyone else. Even if the death rate is lower for the young, if x10 more young people get sick than old people, then the ratios will even out.

Cali has 24 Million predicted to get sick over the next 8 weeks. If the deathrate for the young and healthy is 0.2%, then that still equals 48k dead young people in Cali alone.

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>available in 90 days

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youtube.com/watch?v=_J60fQr0GWo
>Doctors saying this isnt the flu
>Italian doctors literally describing the event as 'the apocalypse'
Quick before the WHO nothingburger kikes try to shut it down.

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2 cases in our town, gold and silver bullion stocks being snapped up, shelves emptying pretty quickly.
some businesses closing, some not. most all events cancelled.

Sauce?

>Danish health workers face challenges in not being able to get tested for WuFlu. Being rejected and told that it's not possible to get the test.

nyheder.tv2.dk/2020-03-20-live-faa-seneste-nyt-om-coronavirussen-her

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