/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2304

► Detected: 248,975 ► Died: 10,058
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>NEWS
Crematoriums in Spain are overwhelmed
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Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
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Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
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Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
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37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
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>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Virus invades nervous systems
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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>REMINDER
Norway on lockdown, 5 million people
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China underreports number of infections and deaths
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Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
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Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
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China burning bodies without testing or registration
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>LATEST CASES
06:17: 84 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan.
06:14: 50 new cases in Thailand.
06:13: 104 new cases in Israel.
06:08: 11 new cases in Japan.
06:05: 6 new cases in Norway.
05:58: 3 new cases in Switzerland.
01:15: 87 new cases and 3 new deaths in South Korea.

>MORE
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bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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B U Y T H E D I P

>24 million will get this at minimum
>0.2 percent deathrate for young and healthy
>equals 48k dead zoomers in Cali alone
yeah I'm thinking this is based.

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>have allergies
>slight cough for weeks
>everyone thinks I got corona
>put on 72 hohr leave pending signed doctor's note saying I'm healthy

help

So many glownigger cvgs open right now

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this place was never organic you absolute retard

This is it? All this hype for a measly 10k boomer deaths here and there?

This meme virus is only relevant because of government's shutting everything down and tanking the economy.

FUCK OFF.

Where's gary

>11 /cvg/'s

you niggers are fucking stupid

Glowies are trying to kill discussion with thread spam. Real thread can be found here:

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>china fakes severity of disease in order to crash us economy

Why are there so many shill threads?

Either way more than 10,000 people have died or the Holocaust doesn't add up

Am I selfish for wanting more?

it's one other faggot spamming them all out so they can post a link in them to a single thread thus stealing 5/6 retards from the real thread
Because some cunt has a fucking ego problem

NOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU DINT UNDERSTAND THE EXPONENTIAL NATURE OF THIS PARTICULAR STRAND!!!!!!’ WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ALL OF US OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 2 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! NOOOO!!!!!

CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! PLEASE BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND WAS ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGERY SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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Dont worry were all in the same position fren.

where is the claim that crematoriums are backed up?

thread splitting wankers

A mere strain of the common flu being used to implement martial law, take away your God given rights, and crash the dollar. Still, the only people dying are those that are over the age of 70, alcoholics, and smokers. Pathetic sheep like almost everybody on this shit licking website believe everything they see on tv.
5G tech emitting from all of your electronic devices fucking up your sleep patterns and giving you mood swings during the day is the real pandemic. Thousands of these "radio" towers are in every state in populated areas in front your faces and none of you give a shit, because you're all fucking retarded from the emfs making your brain cells commit suicide. All brought to you by Israel.
Yet here you all jerking each other off over a fake happening worrying about how much shit paper you have so you can continue cooming and playing videogames while the eternal Jew makes his move every day. He slithers in the garden of ripen fruit like a snake. He nailed Jesus to cross for threatening his reign of filth and perversion. The Jew doesn't rest. He won't stop until he destroys everything. Only the white man is capable of stopping him yet here you all are bickering about pointless shit. Fucking retards, the lot of you

>250k in a few hours

Rice Aids really picking up

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Everyone is getting this, the CCP shills & doomers who want a happening are getting BTO with actual data & with their forecasts being used as TP

stfu its because of the retarded OP war 2 individuals are waging

/ptg/ please keep the bitching and moaning about your useless president in your quanratine zone, thanks from the non-retarded.

Just heard a call for PPE on my police and fire scanner for a 37 year old male with shortness of breathe

ONLY OLD PEOPLE NEED TO BE HOSPITALIZED BY THE WAY

i dont give a fuck

thats another glownigger thread you massive faggot gods fucking damnit

?

They're planning to shut schools down until September here, all students will have to repeat the year. Are they going to be fucked in the long run when looking for a job?

I'm just hoping for someone to post a hot coronachan meme so I can beat off to my new waifu and go to sleep

Look I am not RELIEVED if the virus is a nothingburger.

If the virus is actually a nothingburger we have a MUCH BIGGER AND ACTUAL PROBLEM

Literally Holohoax 2.0, the NWO really did scrape the bottom of the barrel with this & they must be laughing at how they got away with shutting down the western economy.

We're about to see what happens when the number of intensive care patients outgrow the number of respirators.
jk we already know, 55% fatality rate.

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Lots of shill threads tonight.

This is the current real thread:

matt hancock uk health secretary:
you should stay at home and stay 2metres away from each other at all times, but also you should keep going to work

What city? The NYC scanners haven't been working for a few weeks..

I just want to see Sweden and Chine nuked before my lungs turn into spaghetti bolognese

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I think you are missing the point that if the virus is "nothing" and yet this is how America is responding then really the US is implementing some NWO shit and that's actually more frightening by far

I broke quarantine to go out in it and see what was going on.
Coughed in a mexican's face that got too close to me because he was being stupid and stood behind me, no idea he was there when I turned and did it, his family ran off. Stupid fucking spics.
The boomers are treating it like "huh huh can you believe it haha, its like something is going on", very few people were actually out and shopping.
Toiletpaper is cleaned out lmao, we're like a small city of 40k people with 1 confirmed case in our "COUNTY" of Klamath, but it was in Klamath Falls OR and the dude exposed everyone in the local hospital, a total hush job to keep the boomers from waking up from the opioids
It's so surreal, like waking up in a dream.

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south king county

Anyone have the chinese shill disinfo instructions pic?

G-gib milkies

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Holiday holiday~

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why do virus deniers exist? the only answer that i can conclude to is that these (((globalists))) are dealing with a black swan event they've never expected to go out of control!

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Kek. Based. It better be a smokescreen to kick out some pedos.

I've been locked up in my mancave since Wuhan started popping off too. Could have made it if I didnt eat all my prep

calcium thread

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Noted

Will this get me out of my comcast contract?

Our prayers for all frontline healthcare workers all over the world

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I'm not a Trumptard you faggot. I would just rather not sit indoors all day because some flu killing a fraction of boomers.

I know it might be hard for a useless NEET leech with no social life to understand leaving his room, but please bear with me.

There are also many people losing their jobs and life because of this schizo BS.

You retards will keep claiming there will be 100 million infected within 2 weeks and millions dead and NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

GET A LIFE INCELS.

Yeah, this was the perfect excuse to let our """democratic""" governments reveal their true faces. We're either going to be compliant slaves to this fuckery or riots everywhere will rise.

It's an overreaction & all down to that shitty report from ICL that forecasts millions dying in the US & 250k dying in the UK. The H1N1 swine flu epidemic was forecast to be much worse, turned out to be complete BS. Is this going to be the reaction every time a few ppl get an infection when the maj can fight it off & a small % can simply be isolated from the maj?

6 shill threads to fracture us

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>italy
>31.5k infected
>3405 dead
>almost 11% deathrate

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At this point it doesn't matter, if virus is bad we're fucked. If virus is not bad, we just destroyed the entire global economy for nought. Either is a huge happening.

the difference between this and h1n1 swine is information that we got from China.
Supposedly it was spreading like fire and all of the sudden, when the west reacts, the cases stabilize hard.

It's dead / (recovered + dead) actually. Don't use infected numbers because you don't know if they will die or not

It's 41.5k infected. Drink less and pay attention Ivan. BNO news now calculates death rate for you as well.

SARS 1.0 also released by the Chinks & just did not cut the mustard, no doubt social media not as big a deal then. All those shitty videos & spying of entire streets. The threads made here to promote CCP propaganda & now they are rescuing Italy for the 2003 importation of chink migrants that spread it there. What a complete mess.

1 gennie to rule them all

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It's almost like chinks lied. I dont even think they did it to be nefarious. I think they just didn't want to single handedly crash the global economy, let alone send 1.5 billion chinks into panic and cause chaos. So they kept it hush hush.

Fucking hate the normies who dont believe pandemics are serious business. They will do any mental gymnastics to keep their delusions. I know this diabetic heart failure 50 year old.boomer who thinks it's a fucking conspiracy. This dude is gonna get raped by coronachan. He lives in San Fransisco.

Why are Lusophone countries so immune?
Aside from Portugal and Brazil.
There are so very few countries unafflicted so far, yet these include
Angola, Mozambique, timor leste, Cabo Verde, Sao tome, and Guinea bissau
Some of the only countries with no cases aside from warzones (Yemen and syrai) or Pacific islands
Am I the only one to notice this alarming pattern? Is Portuguese secretly based and redpilled?

>Dead: 10,179
lol, still only 10,179.
How many days has it been stuck at 10,179? Four days? Five days?

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They'll get there, give them a chance.

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Brazil health care is so shitty, they can't keep up with the numbers. Only their rich get tested, and their entire parlament is infected... There was even scandal about their ambassador risked infecting Trump. There were also rumors about unknown disease spreading in Brazil about two months ago, likely it was already Corona.

Portugese are not even white either, likely even worse healthcare than Spain, they simply just don't test for it. Same goes for all the shitskin countries you listed, no case number, if they don't test.

The Portuguese wash their hands. And not ritually like the Muslims countries of the East do. You will also not see much of an outbreak in Romania as well.

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I wish, but Chinks are going to be even stronger after this. And Sweden will be even niggerer.
Also, we're all getting chipped with a brain inflammation 5G windows 95 Plus mark of the devil.

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It's the timing, released in Nov just as peach mints voted on, then kept under wraps until they had to admit it because it was leaked out & the Dr killed. The MSM although aware of it did not report on it, WHO agreed with chinks it could not be transmitted between humans & then when peach mints failed the attention started on the bat flu, markets initially did not react & then did coupled with the oil price war. It needed the case in Iran & Italy to give it a boost, travel ban on Iran was stopped because faggot Fed courts allowed Iran travel ban to be lifted & that caused the cases in NY along with the orthodox kikes in New Rochelle