AUS/POL/ - LITERALLY LOCKED IN EDITION #2

I'm still mid lease btw, but I'll just stop paying if he says no.

Hold steady man. This is the absolute worst time for a change.

Just be like me and do a totally half-assed job

>Wednesday 25th of February
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>Wednesday 25th of February
so next year. okay cool

>my centrelink thing still says I have to contact 15+ employers /month
this sucks

just had a call from our agent that they expect rent as per usual. should i just tell her to fuck off? she's gonna have to accept that rent all across the planet has been thrown under the bus.

yes you can attempt it.

kek, do it anyway. What's your rent currently?

my housemate whom owns our house told me before. I said good I can stop paying you. He laughed because he know I will keep giving rent

You have to wait for the JSPs to update your job plan or request it.
I will request it, paying $500 p/w atm and will try for $400.

In times like these, all you can really do is Praise Him™

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>went to woolies this morning
>first time ive seen all the canned food gone

Was crazy. Theres still the odd can of tuna and salmon but i hate that shit. What do you normally eat it with, on bread, in rice?

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Sir, step back from the TP

Maximum one purchase per customer

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When I got my 2 week supply I could only find caned tuna, spam and mixed vegetables. I have rice so I'll make a batch of fried rice with those things in it.

you have to sell it to them like "it's better i pay what i can than have to move out and find something i can afford right now"

i guarantee that your landlord is losing their mind at they will default. which they probably will. something is better than nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=r4bYXGC2W24

YASS FRIDAY NIGHT BITCHES

Oh no, you have to send 15 applications in order to get free money?

start thinking outside of the box. maybe get some gook noodles or something and eat the tuna or salmon with that

sorry mate you're gonna have to reiterate what you typed, you seemed to have had a stroke at the end.

God damn it I meant March. This month. The current month.

Hey anons, I got a brother working at woolies.
I told him to quit, because $13/hour isn't worth risking his heart/lungs/testes/stabbings etc.
But finding a job after this is gonna be nearly impossible. Should he quit?

I applied for neetbux because I just lost my job from the coronavirus and they want me to come on for appointments and still come in for reporting. Fucking seething, are these dumb fucking cunts aware there's a pandemic happening?

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I have money and will not loose my job. the dude didn't fucking charge me any rent when I had to fuck off for a month when my old man was sick

>500p/w
fuuuck. What city you in? I was looking in syd 6 months ago and rent was that price. Decided to not bother and just stick to living with my parents.
Definetely tell you can only afford $400.

>you have to sell it to them like "it's better i pay what i can than have to move out and find something i can afford right now"
That's the plan, I lost my job but have low six figures due to selling my crypto a few months back, I can survive but I want to pay less if I can and also fuck my landlord over.

No, your brother will be fine anyway

To be honest guys instead of giving rent i just lick the rich young owners chinese feet and pussy and let her call me her australian dog or white dog

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I dont have to send any. Pajeet told me i'm medically unfit for applying for any work

fuck off with your bullshit unless he is 16 he is making $22 an hour. if he is 16 he will loose his job anyway

Imagine the superiority of Labor's Fiber to the Premises plan instead of the Lib's hack and slash Fiber to the Node right now with all these work from home plebs

13 an hour? he must be quite young, if thats the case I'd say yeah and just pick work back up later in the year

Ah yeah theres heaps of canmed veges. Its like no cunt believes in canned shit if theres no meat in them

Theres bulk packs of noodles that are cheaper but dont come with any flavourings, and no one is buying them. Trying to think what to mix with it, even if its just sesame and fish oil or something

thinking about attempting this too, currently paying 380. was gonna try go for 330-350

Southbank, Melbourne. Live with my girlfriend though so I don't pay it all myself, just a single bedroom apartment.

Roast veggies with oil, salt, pepper and paprika, add tuna and bit of of parmesan cheese on top at the end and broil for 5 mins. Legit delicious

Coronachan is the best thing to ever happen to Australia.
Zero immigration policy should stay in effect forever.

learn the art of the deal fren. tell them you have been catastrophically affected and can only pay $100/week.

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Lamb

who else /boycottchina/ here? Gonna avoid CN products as much as i can idc if it costs more

I did notice the centrelink website was very slow to load this morning. You'll be in a crowded waiting room for hours with a bunch of jobless coofers.

BUY HIGH, SELL LOW.
Agree to pay more to help out your struggling landlord

Fucking thankful rn. Work as a water microbiologist with government so essential service. Have to work but hours completely flexible as long as the critical shit gets done and live 2 min away. Easy to go in but still be isolated. Plus unlimited sterilisation gear.

Are you asking me to buy out Crown and then bankrupt them?

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yeah just get some stuff that goes well with tuna. don't eat too much tuna though or you will get mercury poisoning. it probably needs to be a lot, look that up. check out at other shit you can keep long term. just think of different shit that can work instead of all the shit people are buying up

They know, but they want to keep their jobs. They are used to wasting peoples time in exchange for a pay cheque

He’s got a heavy case of Gay Skull.

yeah rent prices are fucked honestly. It annoys, i looked at places in tassie and you can rent 3 bed homes for 250 a week, yet I'm stuck here in syd with shitty studio and 1 bed apartments for 500 a week.
Definetely do it.

Of course ive had to stop doing this for now cause shes chinese and corona and all that. So its kind of like ive stopped paying rent

>pulling long hectic shifts at a supermarket
>did a closing shift last night and kept back for overtime
>had to do an opening shift today
>wake up at 5am
>only had time to sleep 4 hours
>decided "Fuck it" and called in sick because not getting enough sleep fucks your immune system
>boss sends me a text message saying we need to talk the next time I'm in
>probably going to lose my job because I'm still on my probation period
At least I can stay inside and won't get sick if they fire me.

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do you know anyone that works around the sewage system? wanna know how fucked we are after everyone starts flushing shit down the dunny that isn't toilet paper

also in Sydney mate, know your pain. 380 is cheap as fuck , i got a 3 bedroom house for that but it’s kinda in a semi bad area. Apartments are a scam, fuck paying 500$ a week when you can get houses for cheaper

Former friends on the left are still whining about anti Chinese racism.

So this is what the Cold War was like.

Do you know john kingston personally?

Anyone else's internet going really slow? I can barely load a webpage.

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You guys think the LNP will start to think about investing into Australia once this is all over? Improve the technology sector especially, we have no real tech companies here like Apple, Microsoft, Netflix, or gaming studios which employ many thousands of people and probably boost the USA's GDP significantly.
>yeah rent prices are fucked honestly
I suppose the recession will help normalize everything, hopefully. I'd move out to the country but there are no jobs, poor infrastructure, no shops, nothing to do and shipping takes a decade. Why does Australia have to be so spread apart?

big tin of tuna
quarter pack of pasta
couple of celery stalks, salad onion and mushrooms if I have them
handful of cheddar
flour, butter and milk

mix tuna and veggies in casserole dish, add cooked pasta and stir it through. make some white sauce by melting the butter and adding a couple of tablespoons of flour, stir until lumps are gone, slowly add a cup of milk and add salt to taste. pour over casserole. put grated cheese on top. put in the oven for half an hour at around 170 degrees.

you can add other shit, like lime/lemon juice, different veggies. takes about an hour, including cooking time

if you want more basic, just tuna on toast with some cheese on it is as simple as it gets. grill or nuke it if you want melted cheese.

today i went to a shopping centre and got a roast pork sandwich in the food court. i went to a table and pulled out a chair to sit down and as i pulled it out i noticed it was smeared with what i assume was period blood. nearly turned me off my lunch.

Thats them downloading your computer contents.

So what you gotta do is disconnect and then turn everything on and off again

Anyone else’s iiNet Internet fucked up?

I pay less than 200 for a mortgage on a 3 bedroom place. Quiet street. No bogan neighbours. Sydney sounds fucked

was for me this morning (telstra). Thought i had posted too much conspiracy stuff and pissed off the deepstate shadow government

nah they are too stupid, same with labor though

>Calling in sick
>In Australia

Are you fucking retarded mate

Lets hope the gov invests a lot into australian business so we can survive being isolated if it ever happens again

I guarantee no school closes before Easter.

I got all that but only frozen "winter" veges. Im gonna need potatoes and pumpkin arent i?

No

This is unironically turning me tankie

I just want a strong government to lock the whole fucking country down and deliver me mass-produced food in unlabelled cans

you fuckers don't even use a proxy to post here. hahahaha

Yep. It's a major concern right now and we're trying to make it known that people NEED to not do that. So called flushable wipes already create problems and now we're going to have people flushing them, paper towel, phone books and god knows what else. It could be a real issue if people ignore the warnings.

Yeah mate, me and mum are thinking of moving states, she can get a house for 400k in QLD, her current house in syd is worth 1m. Plenty of change leftover for her. I would live with her until i can buy something. What state/city is that in m8

I too, can make a box my home for the night.

>free
>but you have to work for it
yeah nah

>finding a job is gonna be nearly impossible.
m8 if you can't make $50/hr doing the shopping for terrified boomers in your local suburb you don't have the brain cells to make it through life.
There's never been such a money making opportunity as right now.

The LNP couldn’t organise a pissup in a brewery, Labor’s flaw is they would overdo it by commissioning impact studies and focus groups and the minor parties would scuttle any conclusive direction. We’re fucked.

You might have. I think some groups are desperate to paint Yas Forums as bad and are looking for any excuse. To be honest facebook groups have more radicals than his place.

they will. if anything this shit just proves how stupid Joe Blow really is

Think about what that $104,000,000,000 to the tech sector here if they had invested it 20 years ago, rather than throwing it at banks now. I hate our pollies.
We need to move manufacturing back here but they're not going to do that, it would employ hundreds of thousands of people and with our crashing currency we can't be reliant on imports.

I go one step further and only post on doctors computers when i go for a checkup and the doctor steps out of the room for a moment

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My brother bought his 2 bedroom apartment in Camperdown a few years ago for $850k. It has gone up since then. Sydney is totally fucked.

My job allows me to work remotely, haven't bought a house yet but planning on buying somewhere rural, that's closish to the airport. Which is my current plan, hopefully the housing market collapses after this so I can get in cheap.

sorry QLD is full sydneysider, try SA

Yeah definitely true. Facebook and twitter has a lot worse people on it for sure. I was only shitposting 5G,Mark of the Beast type shit lol

Fuck that, I'm not going then.

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Good plan. Im in SA. When I pay this one off I want to sell and go to tassie or somewhere rural. Cities aren't worth it

>grandparents care for their grandkids on average 10hrs per week
>close schools
>unleash ocean of germy kids on aged population
yeah nah not a good call

nah I got some boomer's IP I hacked and just run through that

What if I am A hikkikomori

Australian government asks Netflix and Stan to reduce data to avoid broadband overload

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

My theory is the gov and every gov wants a one world government so they dont want to make our country too strong by itself. They want us reliant on others. Also might explain why they didnt even attempt to stop the virus in western countries, taking every step 2 weeks late and asking us not to wear masks

However, government is government. We cant do anything about it except move country

plumbers will get plenty of work

SA full as fuck

Time to get into childcare.

>investing into anything but real estate
Lmao

>When one of your friends complains about anti-chinese racism at a time like this.

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Too late, mines gone down

do they just want them to make everything 480p. haha fuck i'm going to go leech 4k movies a 12mb/s of my ftp's

That's fucked. You can get a shitty 2 bedroom within 15 minutes of the city here for $150,000.

The scarier possability is that it wasnt our gov checking out your computer, but another group

can always just revolt

>they want a one world government
>by closing all borders, forcing countries to become more isolationist with trade
Man do you prople even think about the shit you just spew out?

Reminder that Scotty is using this crisis to give tax breaks to megacorps and give banks the license to print unlimited money

At least Trump is fucking helping people

Mates,
Get a job in Essentials Services, Electricty, Water, Hospital, Police, Fire, Prison, Air Traffic.