/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2303

COVID

CHINESE

ORIGIN

VIRAL

IMMUNE

DISEASE

Slant eye Gook North Koreans and slant eye Chink Commies did it together, China made it for North Korea.

KILL ALL SLANT EYES

Start with that half chink Gilbert Gottfried

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I wonder how big coronachans tiddies will be at 250K

Running a 101F fever.

No cough or shortness of breath at the moment.

Lots of postnasal drip and belching/acid reflux.

This is it, isn't it?

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First for now all of a sudden believing the media about everything it says about this, when previously they were literal opponents of the truth.

What do you mean? It's only really getting fun now that it's really lively.

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We have a cure now. Even if every American became infected tomorrow we just go get the meds and we're fine. The rest of the world is doomed though

Source?

>makes all current politicians seethe

Based Corona-chan

What if north korea did it and meant it as a real gift to america but it got out of hand? Unlikely but a cool movie

Mandatory curfew 9pm-5am to begin here, starting Friday evening.

>2,700 disembarked
>4 tested positive
>Australia

might as well be 2,700 infected. rip Australia.

>make anything based on American "knowledge"
you should know better brat

This is the best happening of my life. Hope she mutates soon.
I am become comfy.

Dios mio, look at how much our sweet little girls has grown!

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There is no going back.
Dehumanize yourself and face the future, it is the only way to move forward for now.

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Can you speak Czech? Its from an interview on DVTV.

As long as rural america survives its okay man.

THERE IS NO KNOWN CURE FOR SARS

Sorry, had to get that off my chest.

do you think I'll be ok without a gun?

I'm in a small college town in CO where people are super nice to each other, haven't ever locked the doors to my house in 3 years. Stores have been empty for a week.

it's coming down to I'm either paying rent or buying a Mossy 500 from wally world

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they were the first to put something together based on the Chink genome.
Obviously Europeans came up with superior tech straight away

nnnNNOOOOOOOO

FASTER, FASTER

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Other countries have already been using the anti-maleria and anti-HIV drugs.

>the burning feeling in my lungs is back after a day

This is it bros. I'm pozzed.

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NY state has more cases per capita already than greater paris region.
Paris is in lockdown.
Parisian growth rate is 20%
New york is 40%
What you doing burgers?

Any Rule 34 of Corona-Chan?

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Not Argie approved

This one was for you.

video.aktualne.cz/dvtv/pekova-mame-navod-na-snadny-test-na-koronavir-cekame-na-jasn/r~72ea5470688e11eab1110cc47ab5f122/

>Sorry, had to get that off my chest.

kek

M8 since Congress stopped evictions temporarily if you don't buy the gun you are actually retarded

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stop

Vitamin C
Supplements, oranges, citrons, sunlight.

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hell, yeah. still worried for my parents though

>it's just a flu

He exposes himself.

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I cant imagine being an American and not owning at least two guns in the house.

That's because the CDC is riddled with women and niggers, just like all government departments here. In the US government work is for tards and even legit jobs like medical ones at the CDC don't get the best and brightest because they're making way more money in the private sector. Don't believe that bullshit about American education sucking. Once adjusted for demographics and *purely economic factors* our white populations fare extremely well. Sure there's a week or two that's all about the Holocaust, but that's only for one year in middle school typically.

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oh didn't know that

don't know how my roommates will feel when I don't pay my part of the rent and have a brand new 12ga
their parents pay their rent for them anyway, fuck em

sys.Yas Forums.org/pol/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=249134947
>Spamming/flooding

if I go out I could get my mom sick.

I want chink blood, fucking subhumans

The fun has only just begun.

I’m so confused, where’s the real thread ?

CHINKS MUST GET FUCKED.

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this one.

>2700 passengers were allowed to freely disembark yesterday from the Ruby Princess in Sydney despite 13 passengers displaying “flu-like symptoms”. Three coronavirus cases now confirmed. All passengers now being urged to urgently self-quarantine for 14 days.

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NOOO0ooOOO CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND WAS ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGERY SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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>50 people company
>young girl is tested positive
>RKI says only her office space gets placed in quarantine
>the rest of the goyim can go to work

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we need a way to get around the chink firewall and cause chaos.

or

introduce a virus in Shanghai.

what the fuck 50,000 new cases in a single day

I can understand most of what's written, but they talk too fast...

young and poor, literally haven't had $300 lying around that I didn't have to spend on something else since I graduated hs 2 years ago

Are you a retard? As of right now, it looks like SARS-CoV-2 poses a greater mortal risk for younger people than SARS-CoV did; And even the chink newspapers have reported on how bad the fallout for SARS was for the survivors, aka the young people.

Really makes you think.

The Czech scientist that together the better test was a woman that did in her fucking tiny ass lab in post-soviet country.

No excuses.

Also, half of the country might be negros and chicks but the other half will try to PRAY THE VIRUS AWAY

Enjoy your corona. We had a similar situation with volleyball players from Milano who were deemed "healthy". After the game it spread like wildfire through the whole country.

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the retards that made this thread with fucked numbers spammed even more in the actual thread.

Jesus Christ, it’s almost as if governments want to intentionally infect the citizens.

Trying to lock down a city full of niggers packing heat doesn't work.

>not living off the grid shitposting on satellite internet
ngmi

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Estonia
>0 deaths

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>China says no new cases locally
>Immediately after kicking out non-chink news media
>This amid substantial suspicion of under-reported numbers
So they're still fucked, I'm assuming?

The most interesting part is the one about taking guidence from CDC and getting btfo.
Rest of it is classic. We dont have enough protective gear but the social distancing and so on seems to be working. I think we might go S. Korea route if nobody fucks up.

3M™ Multi-Purpose Respirator

Is this mask any good against that?

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i just woke up and I'm feeling a little warm
gotta go to work and be s good goy

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New cases are doubling once every four or five days. Expect a million in two weeks.

We started testing at our hospital. Even I was testing 3 people without any protection. We don't even have respirators. I hope I will be infected so I can stay at home at least for 2-3weeks. Our workplace is a total mess. We work in groups and can't see each other. Some nurses were threatening to quit their job. I'm not even scared because I'm 25y old, so I should be ok, but I won't work alone with 25+ sick people. By the way it took +15 hours for them to tell us if my patients are infected or not. We are testing using nasopharyngeal swabs.

Fuck off Redditnigger, I wished I had never posted in your gay ass thread

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Is it true that you guys stay eston’d all day ?

It's all going to be okay my friend.

China is very likely super fucked. If they were honest with the numbers, Corona-chan would probably be close to a million by now.

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kung-flu will not be forgotten or forgiven

>This virus is nwo
Insanely retarded and I'd force vaccines on fuckers no matter what because this virus is lethal. However this virus can lead into nwo with lock downs and so on.

Godspeed, user. Save your people.

Got the swab two days back and still waiting for results.

>I'm not even scared because I'm 25y old, so I should be ok,
when will they learn...

>exponentially goes up to 80k cases

>no new cases, magically

Chinkland is a graveyard, and they deserve it

>We dont have enough protective gear but the social distancing and so on seems to be working. I think we might go S. Korea route if nobody fucks up.
Likewise.
This crisis and Slovenian rebel nature don't go together though. Idiot unions are threatening about protests. They'll be crushed, but still...

Don't worry, they already are.
Corona-chan isn't simply going away.

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Too bad you made contact with me, user. Maybe you should have distanced yourself. Now I’ve infected you ;)

>Whaddya mean Israel's locked down too?

>Netherlands, 76 deaths and only 2 recovered
What the fuck are they doing there?

What I don't get is what happens now for them. If they're lying, which they most likely are, it's not like they've become unbanned from any other country. When the rest of the world recovers, will countries risk opening up to China? Lying now just seems futile, could Xi really be that fucking retarded?

That's what I'm assuming, this is gonna be one of those atrocities we hear about in 20 years when the commie red tape gets lifted like the Holodomor

This is god’s punishment for eating babies

youtube.com/watch?v=DTgMFIfonVI
Don't worry, these are just screams of joy in Wuhan.

Stock up on popcorn anons! It's nutritious, full of fiber, and tastes delicious! Also it basically lasts forever.

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...And they FAILED...

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follow the herd bro

Saw a friendly face in this article.
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-they-call-it-the-apocalypse-inside-italys-hardest-hit-hospital-11960597

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Are you talking about Paris or New York?

Go away enemy

They don’t sell popcorn where I live what do ?

>it's coming down to I'm either paying rent or buying a Mossy 500 from wally world

Hello, Ivan! All Americans are already armed unless they're niggers, and niggers don't post here.

Recovered aren't announced so no official numbers

lol

40 new cases in aus...

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw&feature=youtu.be

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Wtf

I'm in the Quarantine containment zone know as CA

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low iq

Set aside some chloroquine pills for yourself. If you get infected as a medic, managing your viral load is of critical importance since higher viral loads correlate to the onset of more serious symptoms.

>India, +5 cases

>India

Jesus it's in India, and everyone is densely packed together

Yes, but you'll need p100 filters and sealed goggles too.

China already tried to reopen and immediately had to lock down two major cities again.

mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239245112733044736

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this surprises you? the elites have been planning this event for years, just look at Event 201.

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Oh God yeah. When Corona-chan is done with China, 50 million chinks will be dead.

no test no virus

cowpiss is working

(´⊙ω⊙`)

Already been bought up on Amazon through at least next week

What region? Two days sounds too much.

New York. Any American city really.

I'll trade you popcorn for cigars

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hopefully spicy food can kill it

literally a nothingburger

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Grab SKS, go in mine.

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Sure, until your neighbors get hungry .

JMK

Surely China would never lie about an atrocity against humans!

>Tiananmen Square? What's that?