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MAGA
NEW BAKER NEEDED
MAGA
*ends your civilization*
Daily reminder that we are actually living "in history" even though it is a memevirus
Daily reminder that governors and mayors laid off large sections of the service industry in a few words
Daily reminder that the WHO is a NGO run by an Ethiopian whose best interest is who pays him the most
Daily reminder that at last count from yesterday morning 200 or so people have "died" from Coronameme, even though there is no reason to think they would not have died from their preexisting condition in the same time frame
EVERYONE GETS MONEY.
JEWS ARE TRYING TO MISLEAD YOU, IGNORE THEM.
Bring the CCCP back, it was a real frenemy of the United States
MAGA
It really takes some balance of Intelligence and also real world experience to stay religious.
As a researcher myself and many more scientists, the more you learn, the more you realize how it's not a co-incidence & there is a higher power at work.
That's just it. observe how most scientists who are religious do not say which god because at the end of the day, that doesn't matter BUT accepting there is a higher power helps in working towards a higher goal to learn more about the workings (that's called finding god imo).
I also agree with the weak men part. Adding to that, a realization why atheists tend to wreak more havoc than religious is in it's simplicity. Why giving importance to atheist causes a downfall of society rather than religious people is due to the fact that religious people believe in something which cannot be manipulated.
I think it's an established fact atleast that god cannot be controlled by most atleast, so when you know you cant control god, you have to tweak yourself to be acceptable to that thing which cannot be tweaked.
With atheists, it's different because as everyone knows god can't be manipulated, everyone also knows men/women CAN be manipulated so they don't need to work on themselves or tweak themselves, they try to tweak others (govt, people, animals) which means they aren't improving and as a whole society isn't improving.
which is why we have fallen from space wars and nuclear energy to peddling petty issues like illegal immigration & gender bullshit.
what a shitshow but this "pandemic" for all intents and purposes though, is a good thing. a mini reset for making people realize where their priorities are.
P A N I C
Okay so do I play Far Cry 5 and prep for the inevitable or do I play AssCred Oedipus and maybe also prepare for the inevitable?
just think of all the pay-per-view episodes of "I Am Jazz" yet to be explored:
>NeoVagina Dilation Party vol1
>Yellow Puss and Hairball Extraction vol 3
>NeoVagina Hole Erections, outtakes and bonus scenes
>etc.
I did something by leaving the thread before it sunk!
This is the timeline, sorry Bean.
>P A N I C
Perhaps a dumgay will save you.
>tfw you thought you had a few more years to prepare for civil war
>but a fucking memevirus is going to jumpstart it
I don't even have a reaction image to this thread anymore.
CHA-CHING~!
Play dorf fort and prepare for the inevitable while setting up stupidly intricate magma traps.
play deus ex 1 and deus ex invisible war if you have never done so, if you have done so than yes play far cry 5 because it's a really fun and underrated game
Once again I am keeping you afloat!
Stop posting my gaemu with cheats.
Now that the three biggest states are on lockdown, CA, TX, NY, the administration is going to have to do something much more serious.
It will become a pornstar and kill itself during its 30's
Are you cucks ok with this?
>Play dorf fort
Vicky 2 is autistic as I go, sorry.
I can't handle the 2000 jank of deus ex so I'll do FC5. Thank you for providing a single fact to back that up.
Great now I need to reinstall deus ex
>he thinks accelerationism wont happen in russia after China collapses
oh nonononono
Monster Hunter World/Iceborn is a very comfy quarantine game
Doom Eternal just came out, Doom 2016 was probably the best game that year.
whenever this shit gets over you know what will annoy me
the Year in Review videos will be like "oh so sad look how this virus killed these people all BUT YAAASSS WE ALL MADE IT HELL YEAH" "look at these wops singing look at this courageous wamen recovering in the hospital"
fuck outta here with that shit
i fucking hate that shit
ohhh so fucking generic happy rise from the ashes bullshit you see from those gay new year videos
FC5 ain’t bad.
You could always try an HRE run in HoI 4.
the Alzheimer is kicking in
They’ve already made a corona movie.
DEFEND THIS
starting a civil war in congress over insider trading would be extremely stupid considering it's fucking EVERYONE
they're trying to create a #metoo type scandal where senators will resign so they can get a majority again
it'll never happen
>Monster Hunter World/Iceborn is a very comfy quarantine game
I has been on my wishlist for quite some time, but my friends keep advising me that it isn't for me. I'm conflicted. Someday when it and the expansion are $25 I'll buy it.
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REV UP THOSE GRILLS BOYS WE'RE HAVIN' PORK FOR DINNER!
this wont end quickly.. (((they))) will drag it out till election and even after that
they'll be caught in a paradox of "trump saved us from virus but OH NO drumpf won a second term!!!"
>starting a civil war in congress over insider trading would be extremely stupid considering it's fucking
All the jews
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You say a lot of naughty words.
The porn industry works fast
Loved 2016, I'm gonna save Eternal for my new PC after I get my Trumpbux.
>You could always try an HRE run in HoI 4.
It's such a bitch because I hate not playing with Historical Focuses and if you go Oppose Hitler you cuck yourself out of a lot of factories. I've gotten as far as getting Victoria III but that's all.
if you have already played it play something else
FC5 is great if you have FC3's blood dragon because you get a sweet blood dragon car. You can ignore almost every mission and just drive around with hurk or even better have hurk drive YOU around so you can lean out the window and shoot everything that moves with missiles and arrows
It is technically life-threatening. You could make an argument it is applicable.
Good job, user.
Why does this board have to be so anti-Semitic and racist? My friend told me about this shithole of a place, and it truly is one! For me, as a jew it feels terrible as 6+ million of my people had to suffer so recently.
That is the reason that I linked it user
I am pleased to announce, the number one terrorist in the World has been executed in a raid last night. The Chinese Virus, a.k.a "Corona-chan" has been dealt with in a swift, and safe, manner. You can now rest peacefully knowing this global terrorist can torture the world no more. She died like a dog, in fact. Not a good one, that one. This raid was a tremendous success, with no casualties on our part. You know I say tremendous, I mean Complete, it really it was, it was a complete success. The world today is much safer than the world yesterday. As we recover from these trying times, I ask that you walk - you really should, it's good exercise - the dinosaur.
For some terrible reason I've never owned Blood Dragon.
You don’t need Germany factories once you take France and Russia.
kys kike
>You don’t need Germany factories once you take France and Russia.
>he doesn't know about the new resistance mechanics
It's a pain now!
you may not believe me but it is one of the best stealth games ever made
Play Chrono Trigger. There's no such thing as inevitable.
It’s a meme. Every time someone mentions deus ex, someone else will reinstall it. It doesn’t apply in my case though since I’ve never uninstalled it. I said it for affect.
imma spend mine on more bat flu soup, shh
We don’t have to be. We choose to be.
>Know my past life was in Japan
>Have another life here in America
Haha.
Daily reminder that the Trumpbux is a tax rebate that you'll still be paying for and you won't get it until 3 weeks after you starved or died in riots.
Holocaust 2: China Flu
insider trading is a good thing, you cuckunist
FC5 gets too repetitive after the first act
Asscreed is the same
I recommend FEAR or STALKER in these trying times
>Jews still fucking
>NO YOU WONT GET IT
>OKAY BUT ONLY TAX PAYERS GET IT
>OKAY FINE, SINCE YOU GUYS DONT HAVE JOBS, YOU STILL CANT GET IT
>REEEEEE WAR NOW FAGGOTS
I'll rather deal with Japan
here's a meme: play the game without dying on realistic difficulty without saving without loading without glitching without speed running and see how far you can get. my personal best is reaching hong kong
For me its duke nukem 3D
What a comfy game
Blow it out your ass!
it was a media generated hoax
>Some high profile convicts have argued for early release over coronavirus fears.
>They include President Trump's former lawyer Michael Cohen, 53, financial fraudster Bernie Madoff, 81, and Gilberto Rodriguez-Orejuela, a notorious Colombian drug lord.
As NY & California are releasing prisoners, certain ones are wanting in on that already shit idea
For me its SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
Yikes those high notes were rough. Weak falsetto since he couldn’t do it in chest voice. The rest wasn’t bad.
It's not like we didn't know how bad it's going to get, but I'm not gonna vaporize my retirement positions for liquidity I can't use for anything useful (aka property) right now and which'll be worthless or nonexistent in a full collapse anyway.
>Monday is birthday
>Gonna use it to buy Comfy Animal Crossing for the first time
I just want things to go back. Hours were cut and they laid off a bunch of people already.
Don't think we can handle the massive shutdowns, travel and grouping bans for much longer.
>he didn't play Animal Crossing on the Gamecube
You will never understand what comfy means
Holocough*
user I was born in 2000, I grew up with Halo and Minecraft.
all of this because normies and boomers got memed by some shitty flu-like virus, they should never have had access to the internet
GONNA RIP 'EM A NEW ONE
Huh. Well I started 5, so it's still on my list.
>Play Chrono Trigger.
I've even beaten it on an original cart!
I know the formulas, but generally like them. Never got into STALKER but FEAR is the tits. Played it on a lappy in 2006 at my nephew's house (he's older than me) in Texas during a trip. I'll probably reinstall it.
FUN FACT: the AI isn't as good as you think it is, it's actually a masterpiece of scripting and linear level design.
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whats the deal with animal crossing, everyone here is been talking about that stupid game
>not serious sam 3
One, furries.
Two, its in real time,
Three, memories of childhood
Hell yeah. I wrote a fucking letter to Nintendo Power magazine so I could get a beta test (didn't get in though)
>user I was born in 2000, I grew up with Halo and Minecraft.
ZOOMERS RAUS
havent played that series yet
ive heard bad things about the 2nd one
>tfw worked and paid taxed in 2018 but was NEET in 2019
My address changed tho. How do I collect my Trumpbux?
Everyone is getting it.
Dont worry.
>its the flu bro
I never said that STALKER or FEAR was an amazing masterpiece, those are just the games I can go back to
RE4 is my GOTY of all Years
I convinced my dad to buy it for me in 5th grade and couldn't finish it until years later cause I was a pussy
>worked and paid taxed in 2018 but was NEET in 2019
Same, but I think Dems will finally do us a solid and get us our money. Plus the Missouri guy doesn't want to means test on the lower end.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! PANIC! BE AFRAID!"
-CNN
yeah it was dumb for kids.
> horrors
it is a hoax. the market tanked because the media overhyped this nothingburger
FEAR is really good though. Masterpiece territory. Maybe you're too young, but there was a time when it was THE fps pinnacle. STALKER is great, but slightly too janky for my tastes.
>I convinced my dad to buy it for me in 5th grade and couldn't finish it until years later cause I was a pussy
This but a RE PS1 rental for me.
For me, its SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman.
FEAR is really good though. Masterpiece territory. Maybe you're too young, but there was a time when it was THE fps pinnacle. STALKER is great, but slightly too janky for my tastes.
>I convinced my dad to buy it for me in 5th grade and couldn't finish it until years later cause I was a pussy
This but a RE PS1 rental for me. I've never finished it though, puzzles are too weird.
black was so kino
wish i could play it with a mouse tho
>One, furries.
/ptg/ is already obsessed with a furry girl
Black was based, I wish they had kept making them. Particle effects are the tits.
I'm alt-tab'd out of FC5 and it's messing with my browser. Apologies for double posts.
for me, its SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab
all demcucks claimed trump was lying so why didn't they sell their stocks?
Lindsey wants to bomb the virus
They'll argue we need hundreds of thousands of guest workers to restart the economy won't they?
One day im gonna visit Japan, and Im gonna explore the rural areas.
I heard its comfy as the USA.
I asked what “bix nood” meant a while ago, and some user told me if was a greeting among blacks and if you use it, they’ll think you’re one of the bros.
I said “Yo, BIX NOOD!” and this black guy was like, “whattchou say mother fucker!” So I said, “sorry, I thought you were my friend Bixnoo” (sounds like a black name, right?).
The black guy calmed down and went about his business.
I know what FEAR was, I bought it on CD and had to go through 5 CDs to install it
My biggest unsourced vidya kino that I wish I still had was when I bought Oblivion when it was rated T
Black was unironically ahead of its time
Explain