/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2303 - MANUFACTURING THE PROBLEM EDITION

Remember to not fall for confirmation bias. The numbers are going up now because people are actually being tested. You can't be counted if no one is counting. Please calm the fuck down.

So the world agrees the chinks must pay after all this, if we survive, yes?

They literally caused mass deaths in EVERY country. Not even the Germans did that in a World War.

Alright so is this going to blow over soon, is shit about to hit the fan, are we going into economic collapse, are we gonna be locked in our homes for the foreseeable future? Which is it

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how’s capitalism working out for you? didn’t you get a million-dollar bailout?

he's lucky to be able to find some
i literally cant find any in any shop near me

i genuinely have a strong distrust and hatred towards niggers.

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The old thread isn't over yet

The old thread isn't over yet

The old thread isn't over yet

GLOWIE THREAD, ABORT ABORT

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Do I have this shit?

>Extremely sore joints
>Tired all the time, hardly no energy
>Face is slightly warm, light fever

Bros

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This is actually survivorship bias, smooth brain.

We're fucked

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Another week or two of panic mongering then the powers that be will synch the media to nothingburger it.

Damn I would colonize that.

>Washington Post
Suck me

Lol it's going to be months bong

IF YOU GET IT - SPREAD IT

Imagine if 1.1 million Amerimutts die while China has less than 4k deaths. Even if China is lying about their numbers and had 10x the deaths they reported, we'd be devastated while they laughed.

NOOOOOOOOO THE OLD THREAD MAY STILL BE ALIVE BUT NOW GRAMPIES IS DEAD FOR REALZ!!!!!!!!!’ HEAD MY WARNING - WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AND BY “ALL” I MEAN “ALL OF US OVER THE AGE OF 80 WITH 2 OR MORE SERIOUS PREEXISTING MEDICAL CONDITIONS”!!! NOOOO!!!!!

CORONACHAN IS FOR REALL!! BELIVE ME!!!!!! GRAMPERINO WAS ONLY 84 YEARS YOUNG AND WAS ONLY 2.5 YEARS AWAY FROM MAKING A FULL RECOVERY IN THE CANCER WARD!!!! AHH!! BUT CORONACHAN SLAYED HIM WHILE HE RESTED PEACEFULLY IN HIS MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AFTER A VERY MINOR HEART TRANSPLANT!!! HE WAS BARELY EVEN SUFFERING FROM POST SURGERY SEPTIC SHOCK WHEN THE CHINAMAN VIRUS GOT TO HIM!!! HE STILL HAD SOOOO MUCH TO GIVE TO THIS WORLD!!! NOOO WHY CORONACHAN!!!!?!?!!!!! WHYYYYY!!!!?!?

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This Happening isn't based anymore, anons. I just want to wake up.

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B... Bros I'm coofing. Why do I do? I coofed too close to my grandpa and now I'm scared.

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The governments of the world know something we dont. These jews wouldnt be losing billions over a nothingburger. Governments are just in damage control at this point because they know we are all royally fucked.

rip

200% fatality rate in the US, 200 dead only 100 recovered

Panic shopping is getting crazy

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the more westerners that die, the worse this will be for china when its time to punish them

Tfw two weeks holiday

Thanks Corona chan :3

So it's been memed...
gentlemen it's been a pleasure

>Louisiana highest per capita of Coronavirus in the US

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>what do I do?
you already know, user

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As of today there is a 32.73 death rate outside of China and Iran. I have been making this.

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Anyone want to guess how fucked NYC is after those 23 metro workers tested positive for Corona? And keep in mind, those trains were running, packed, not too long ago.

Yes. But, also, fuck capitalism. I'm over it after this. Businesses in the US aren't listening to the federal government in regards to recommendations for gatherings and aren't listening to the CDC. They don't care about the employee. Just the profit.

This whole ordeal is making me go full socialist nationalist authoritarian after my experience. The governor where I live refused to mandate CDC recommendations to limit infections, rather, just "encouraged" everyone to adhere to the recommendations. Thankfully, the position changed and it's now a mandate and the governer also stepped in, but it's not enough. People will not listen.

I don't have a cough but smoking weed is harder than normal

jesus christ...

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They'll listen when they create a Little Italy.

>248k cases

it was fucking 200 earlier

Even if 1% of 1% burgers flipped that's still 300k.

That's a lot of fucking people.

I'm actually feeling bad about it.

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Reminder why USA might be more fucked than Czech republic - Technology edition

Czech lab tries to make coronavirus test kits based on American Centrer for Disease control.
Czech lab can create a testing kit based on CDC guidelines
When first corona case comes to Czech republic the lab
tries the test out and its completely rubbish
Proceeds to make its own test that is faster, cheaper and more reliable than the one pushed by CDC.

You can spend half of your GDP on the military but be useless thanks to BURGER EDUCATION.

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They know its a bioweapon. They cant tell because nato and us doctrine for retaliation for biological attack is nuking the shit out of the perpetrator. They dont want to nuke their little slave manufacturing base.

New york state has a higher per capita number of cases than ile de france (greater Paris department) and a way higher growth rate.
Why arent the burgers in lockdown yet?

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>jesus christ...

people are still using cruises?

wtf

STOP FUCKING USING CRUISE SHIPS, RETARDS

I'm gonna mc fuckin neck myself if this shit fucks my lungs I aint dealing with that for the rest of this life, I'd rather fucking get to the next one asap
And fuck if they try to quarantine me before that I'm gonna stab someone or myself

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1.1 million is pretty weak and would leave me wholeheartedly disappointed.

should i be worried about my parents? early 60s generally healthy

Flawless selection.

youtube.com/watch?v=GFayAkc17hY

No me moleste wuhan flu

I didn’t sign up for this please make it stop

I just screencapped and reported you to asio mate, have fun

WENT UP BY 50K CASES IN ONE DAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm thinking you're right. Need to start asking the pasta Bros if they smell anything dead in the cities.. That would be a big tell of the truth.

don't feel too bad. you're next, leafy

2,700 DISEMBARKED. damn son, God have mercy on Australia.

i signed everyone up ;)

Elderberries are the cure

>doubles every four days
>i-its just testing

Anyone that goes on a cruise ship now if honetly, and i mean honestly, fucking retarded

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lmao

We'll probably lose 4000 timbits.

Feels bad man

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>He Lived?

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The madness just keeps coming.

That's because the CDC is riddled with women and niggers, just like all government departments here. In the US government work is for tards and even legit jobs like medical ones at the CDC don't get the best and brightest because they're making way more money in the private sector. Don't believe that bullshit about American education sucking. Once adjusted for demographics and *purely economic factors* our white populations fare extremely well. Sure there's a week or two that's all about the Holocaust, but that's only for one year in middle school typically.

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I threw up a little in my mouth.

Ever heard of Excel?

Unironically this

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