Oh no

oh no

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breeder

Pls explain

>emergency cannonball to wash everyone ashore

It's Taylor Swift

Post more bruce!

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Is that a fat whale practicing to be a life guard but can't even haul the weight of a child so the man has to carry it for her?

nice

i see nothing wrong here

engineered for large black phalluses

me with my eyes closed

Life float

Who is this

That's a strange looking flotation device. Ours here look more like pic related. Not that I would mind hugging a curvy floatation device like that.

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>me in the middle when she's fat but has no butt

Hole-ley shit. I'm gonna coom!

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Built like fridge, so fat and still no tits or ass

I'd breed her

this is the most american pic I've ever seen

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Shame. She has potential. Get 30 pounds off her and she's easily a 7/10.

How come her face doesn't look fat?

Nips on a brick = my fav. body type

Even the nigga in the back is like dayum

Perfect body

when you get kung flu and can't breathe, just imagine it's her sitting on your face instead. go in peace

all-star linebacker for the 2015 Green Bay Packers

more like 50

There are some women, some glorious women, who get fat in aesthetic ways. They don't get bulging cheeks and jowls, they get pleasant plump cheeks and cute double chins. Their skin stays bright and perky. They get belly rolls and huge asses and fat hips but there's a kind of healthiness to them.

They are diamonds in the rough, the crown jewels of the human race. They are the reason the acronym "BBW" exists. If you find one, marry her on the spot.

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..lads

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This.
Also in how they present themselves.

Brehs...

Wish she'd destroy me, bros.

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Now that's a nice slampig right there

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Holy shiet, 10/10

in 2015 the Green Bay Packers began the season 6-0. on Sunday night November 1st, 2015 the Packers travelled to Mile High to take on the 6-0 Denver Broncos. on that night the Broncos as fucked Aaron Rodgers to death beating them 29-10. the Packers went 4-6 after starting 6-0 finishing 10-6. they would lose to the Arizona Cardinals in humiliating fashion in OT when their fat fuck defense allowed old man Larry Fitzgerald to run 75 yards down to the 5 yard line. the next play Fitz would catch the game winning TD to end the fat fuck Packers' gay faggot season. Rodgers would go home and get fucked in the ass by his AIDs ridden boyfriend.

>them thighs

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>hit by the trump curse extra hard
kek

Kek

I want to sex them
hard

>bruce
Don't you mean Pierce?

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Who is this fine specimen?

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I married her. She'll divorce you in 7 years for another guy. All women are the same.

More like 10 low test fag

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I see that you're a man of culture as well.

gah.... attack of the chubster

i used to be a lifeguard. i got payed 3 bucks above minimum wage when i was 15 mostly sitting around not doing shit. it was a pretty sweet gig.

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Was a lifeguard in college, never fucked a lifeguard, always wanted to. Did fuck the towel girl, though. She gave me warts.

ITT: people with zero actual sexual experience with fatties or at all
Listen you innocent, clueless faggots, and let me explain you a thing
I've been a nurse for 6 years and let me tell you, fat is not sexy. Having mold between rolls isn't sexy. Having urine burns between thighs isn't sexy. Having inch-thick shit crust halfway up your back isn't sexy.
Diabetes induced peripheral necritis? Not fucking sexy.
If any of you had actually experience with a naked fatass you would make Moby dick look like a childs bedtime story.
You ever seen a bellybutton so buried in fat it actually became a cyst? You ever smelled cunt cheese from across a room so bad you held a bleach rag over your face for relief? You ever see actual cockroaches living in someone's thighs?
Cause I have. I have seen some shit literally and figuratively.
Nothing outs you as being a virgin faster than being into fatties because it's basically exclaiming "I have not actually had physical interaction with anyone sexually because my views are utterly divorced from reality"

wow. man, you know your foozeball

Many a fine foundation in this thread my lads. We must sll do our parts to build an empire of these slags.

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Tldr

Is this the chubby lifeguard gf thread?

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Fats are fucking disgusting and anyone into them is lying

Nononono!
You gotta take STICC and make her THICC with babies!
If you start with THICC you just get FATT.

Fuckin Americans and their STD ridden population

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The women ITT with exception of perhaps one particularly fat cunt would not be diabetic, have roll hygiene issues, or basically have any real issues beyond obvious being fat cunts. big tits, bellies hips and asses along with plump cunts are hot as fuck, seethe more tranny