IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT

Gentlemen we will be making an extremely important Government announcement shortly.

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Stale meem

Say it

The announcement will be made on March 19th, 2020 at 11:15pm Pacific Daylight Time.

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Nigga, it's already the 20th. Get on with it!

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shhhhh be quiet lol

Kind of taking a while, dont you think? Let's get this thing going

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AH- AH- AHCHOOO

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My time is valuable, I do not take kindly to unnecessary delay. On with it!

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HOW CAN I WAGE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There is only one word I want to hear

11:19PM PDT local time. The tme came and went by

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK CHINKS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY


FUCK JANNIES
NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS YOU FUCKING LOSER JANNIE. ITS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, IT'S ALL OVER THE CARPET. DON'T MISS A GOD DAMN SPOT.
AND REMEMBER....


HE DOES IT FOR FREE!

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Based. Fuck jannies

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based

nice

Premature 2/10

6/10
A little too early (-2)
Missed your own deadline (-2)
Based, fuck jannies (+1)

you can do better

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FPWP
kys

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Oh, and one more thing....

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im ready fren, what else do you have to say

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WE MARTIANS HAVE LANDED AFTER DABBING ON OUR ENEMY JANNIES ON MARS. PLEASE CONTIUE MR.PRESIDENT

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>burger math skills

FUCK JANNIES

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Please, gentlemen, we need members of the media to remain calm for our next announcement.

If you can not behave yourself, you'll be asked to leave this thread.

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We are pleased by your presence please give us you're next announcement when the a-nons come.

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understood sir

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While we are having this brief intermission, anyone interested in some TP? Don't lowball me I know what it's worth.

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is this going to take long? im not feeling too great rn

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an encore then? splendid my good sir

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Pretty based so far

>201

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I only need 1 square to wipe some shit I got on my balls. I'll give you $5

Fuck niggers
Fuck kikes
Fuck chinks
And fuck jannies

can someone shoop this please to toilet paper instead of 8

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You are doing it wrong. Just type '201' in English Ordinal, and look at the word matches. Then go through some other ciphers.

die faggot

fuck off mutt

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The exact wording of our order will be announced on Friday, March 20th, 2020 at 12:25am Pacific Daylight Time.

Please file into this thread in an orderly fashion, it is important that we do not cause panic.

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>meme flaggot

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Die mutt.
Just.
Die.

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based and janniechinkpilled

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In addition to our Government's new Jannies-are-Trannies ordinance and Shelter-in-place orders. We would like also to reiterate the following:

FUCK MEME FLAGS
FUCK REDDIT FAGS
FUCK SLIDE THREADS
FUCK PINNED THREADS
FUCK LEAFS
FUCK WORD FILTERS
FUCK GLOW IN THE DARK NIGGERS
FUCK DISCORD TRANNIES
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK WAGIES


AND MOST IMPORTANTLY


ALWAYS, FOREVER. FOR 10,000 YEARS


FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES


NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS, HOW COULD YOU LEAVE IT THIS WAY.
YOU CAN'T EVEN DO YOUR JOB. YOU DON'T EVEN GET PAY.

THE BASED BOYS IN THIS THREAD ARE SEETHING IN RAGE.
FOR HOURS TODAY THIS REMAINS ON FRONT PAGE.

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Well done lad

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Hahahahahaha

WELL SAID user.

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BASED

all hail president ahem, 2020 - Forever

Pretty good

Here here, good show indeed!

holy based

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The beam should be shit

It always looks bad when the corners of a collar are visible below the bow tie.

FUCK NAME FAGS

everyone gets 1000 gibs

Here have a pic some toastie roastie just sent me for such a based and quality post.
A gift to my burgerbros. A small offering of peace for the damage done by my Chinese, Indian and Jewish countrymen.
Kind regards,
Leafbro.

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so what's the announcement? anything important?

OY VEY KIK SPOTTED