Tried to get my money out of Westpac today, cobber on the phone says heaps of people are doing the same and they don't know when they'll be able to cash me out. Cunt's fucked, I'd recommend calling them up as well if you have savings you don't want lost in a bail in
This Is alcohol safe to drink boys? Or does it lower your immune system too much? Need to know as it's friday night and i want to drink myself to sleep in my room.
>Indoor gatherings must now provide four square metres of space per person to fight the spread of coronavirus.
>Scott Morrison in Canberra said the rules - decided by the National Cabinet - come on top of the earlier decision to ban enclosed gatherings of over 100 people.
>“What we are now moving to is an arrangement for gatherings of less than 100, is that they would be four square metres provided per person in an enclosed space, in a room. So that’s 2m by 2m,” the Prime Minister said.
>“So for example, if you’ve got a room, if you’ve got a premises, if you’ve got a meeting room or something like that, that’s 100 square metres, then you can have 25 people in that room.
>“Now, in addition to that, you should continue to practise wherever possible the 1m or 1.5m of healthy distance between each of us, to ensure that we are limiting the contact and limiting the potential for the spread of the virus. Now, these are quite practical rules.”
Xavier Stewart
i'll say it's probably better to just eat good and try and be as healthy as possible but I am drinking right now so yeah
They let close to 3000 people off a cruise ship in sydney that had 3 confirmed cases on it. It’s been an honour and a privilege posting with you lads, but the floodgates have been opened now.
They suspended WftD and reduced the amount of jobs down you have to apply for down to 4, good enough. The fact that the rort known as the PaTH internship is still going on while people are struggling to find jobs is ridiculous though, it's literally taking jobs away from people and giving employers FREE money to hire people for zero. Fuck the LNP.
Gavin Watson
What's a schooner?
Nolan Jenkins
Oh, and boomer, so I don't have to try and screenshot something for you again, install this Firefox/Google Chrome addon. It lets you get past Paywalls.
Just went to the local IGA, good to see meat is back on the shelves, as is rice and pasta - it was completely cleaned out last night
Still no joy on toilet paper/paper towel though, which is mental. Check out chick told me some bloke had come through a few hours before and bought 65 cans of tuna, exactly $100 worth
Evan Carter
Medium sized beer glass. Pot - small Schooner = med Pint = big Jug = massive
well.. um.. no that is not true... we have told those people to self isolate and that is what they will do now just go back to school and everything will be fine
Not that I could find, I didn't watch todays briefing - it's probably online now though.
Ryan Cox
based mercury poisoned boomer
Dylan Hill
Based & Chinkpilled.
Bank run incoming
Isaac Evans
>Using firefox and or chrome Nah
Lincoln Baker
Well I'm not going through the apocalypse sober
Owen Rivera
I have almost nothing but rice left and I'm under isolation. Is this what it's like to be a poor African villager?
Tyler Hill
don’t worry guys i’m sure they have enough food in their houses to self isolate for 2 weeks, after being on a cruise. F to the Uber’s and taxis they got straight into off the cruise
cans of tuna are only 89 cents at aldi every day of the week they have shit loads.
he could have saved a lot of cash. ALDI had tuna stacked to the roof yesterday
Adam Fisher
Nope. Pure pottery.
Dylan Ortiz
>I only use IE7 Real boomer moments
Leo Powell
it's stocked up everywhere because of lent
William Miller
>What is pale moon
Jack Martin
>Prepare for COVID-19 lockdowns How long will these last for?
Easton Ross
>still have to pay rent >dumb cunty real estate agent suggested centrelink for assistance this is fucked
John Bailey
>pale moon >Pale Moon is a fork of Firefox
Jayden Turner
the courts are not going to evict you. don't worry user. your boomer landlord will go broke before you are homeless.
Julian Price
how do i ask my boss to work from home? what's the best argument? that fuckwit does it himself but makes us come into the office
James Kelly
lie and say a family member who was at your house is pozzed
Alexander Mitchell
All Seppos are getting $2,400 Trumpbux Only AusNEETS are getting $1000 Scomobux
Fuck this country
Jose Flores
Tell him your brother got yellow fever and brought her to your house
Levi Perry
that depends are you a foreign student?
Jose White
when did they up it to $1,000?
Daniel Phillips
he fucking better, almost feel like sending an incredibly harsh and condemning email but i know she was only strong armed by the agency not that she would give a shit anyway, she's just ignorantly happy knowing she gets to keep her $80,000 salary HR position.
Ryder Campbell
That's gold, I just wish we had mass testing to know how much that's spiking cases but alas we just have to go by the obvious in the street Depends what you do
Henry Lee
Nah mat I just work hospo and don't really want to get on cenno.
Easton Cox
I thought it was $750 to all the “vulnerable” dole bludgers
Ryan Cook
seriously though, is it hard to get away with this right now? i only live with 1 other person but i work at a supermarket and i don't want to fucking BE there anymore lads
Evan Baker
>$2,400 Trumpbux now equal to 4100 dollaridoos fuck my life
Adrian Moore
Oh yeah not even, $750 unna When do taxpayers get their Coronabux?
Zachary Gutierrez
we only get 750 australian dollarydoos, which is like 300 USD
>Depends what you do software development lmao it should be a no brainer
Isaiah Reed
So many fucking people just don't get it. Once shit closes, shit STAYS closed for at least the rest of the year. Work cancelled. Schools cancelled. Trips to the beach cancelled. Lunch at the RSL cancelled.
I'd say that's too obvious to tell its a fib, claim a relative who lives at home came back from overseas and got a fever today, say you'll want to self quarantine. Saying that, how do you work from home at a supermarket.
Jason Long
>hospitality at this rate, you're probably better off working in a restaurant that no one is going to
Gavin Evans
Must be a fuck wit if he makes you go in still
Camden Campbell
Actually only seppos who filed a tax return in 2018/2019 get $1200 if they earned between $2500-$75000
Wyatt Hall
wtf i love trump now fucking NEETs and the crazy abo’s next door will get $750 at least. Can’t wait for their celebratory goonbag party
