>ends your entire civilization
Ends your entire civilization
Nolan Hughes
Justin Martinez
>heh, nothin personal kiddo
Carson Sullivan
>takes your job
Levi Lopez
its so cute , why humans want to eat them
what kind of civilization is that
Thomas Jenkins
>vaping electronic weed during work shift
Master robotic race
Landon Nguyen
Only when you try to eat it.
Lucas Bennett
Black so it’s really not that surprising
William Sullivan
awww it's adorable
Liam Turner
Because its flying fox. Bats look like this
Jaxson Rivera
would he bite me if i scratch his little head
Alexander Edwards
cows and chickens are cute too
Samuel Moore
looks like a little monster , but it's cute looking also
Connor Russell
Still cute
Tyler Foster
no no no...that is just a bat. The bat does bat things...those things don't end civilization. This fucking disgusting creature next to the dead bat in pick related...that, that is what ends civilization. They will pay...and all you yellow fever faggots also get the rope.
Ayden Richardson
not really , cows I like to slap they're ass hard and then they make those muhhhhh noises and it's kinda cute , chickens I want to chase them then grab one stick a finger in her anus till they make those weird noises , chickens were never cute for me not that I dislike them but is strange cause I eat them from the supermarket
Jeremiah King
Fruit bats are so cute, like winged chihuahuas
Aaron Smith
Dominic Taylor
don't ask me why , maybe it's modern times or just me but I don't imagine myself killing a cow
I mean you standing there in front of the cow while you pull your knife and kill the animal
thanks God we have supermarkets
Jason Collins
actually it's these guys. they strangely remind me of a certain ethnicity
Sebastian Russell
Jordan Hughes
Levi Phillips
Awww
William Sullivan
Imagine you cooked a dinner so repulsive, so vile, that months later there were literally dead people wearing masks laying in the streets half the globe away and the entire world economy crashed.
Cameron Price
I would have bad dreams at night about the cow that's for sure , I can easy imagine dreaming during about the cow just standing there waiting me to kill her and making that cow face cause animals feel things too , then I am stabbing her over and over till I wake up in panic
Jesus I would never work in a slaughterhouse
Michael Hughes
This desu
Isaiah Miller
>blocks your path
Please give credit where credit is due, OP, not only did I help fund the creation of this virus for my population control, but I also have your cure, either accept it or be cast out from society!
Jayden Harris
Camden Wood
Whoever made this is a legend, what a masterpiece
Nathan Martinez
But, it was not intended to be let out yet, those Chinks can't do anything right, so we're about 4 months ahead of schedule with all of this. I promise to make sure to give you a free copy of Windows Apocalpyse as long as you get your vaccine!
Jack Perez
fuck yeah I love bat posting they are so cute
Gavin Rodriguez
The Lord sent the plages
Babylon is going to fall
Get ready for slavery, esau edom
Liam Stewart
he isn't a jew. he works hard, and to attain life.
Carson Allen
DO NOT EAT, DO NOT TOUCH. KILL WITH FIRE.
Luis King
Looks like my cat, he's black with a big ass nose.
Ian Adams
would you really kill one of these adorable animals with fire
Leo Green
Think again
Matthew Morales
he cute
Joshua Thompson
Bats also love to coom, have homoerotic sex parties, and piss all over themselves.
Carson Stewart
So cute!
Henry Evans
Based sky rat
Carson Jones
STOP HACKING ME IN REAL TIME RETARD FUCK YOU, I 'ANT TOUCHING THAT CORONA INFESTED SHIT
Kevin Rodriguez
koryoswrites.com
Have you ever had to give a tour to a group of kids while a bat autofellated itself in the background? I have.
Have you ever watched a male bat get his erection licked by another male while a third male attempts to mount him from behind? I have.
Have you ever seen a bat engage in so much aggressive anal sex that his partner’s anus is left scarred and bleeding? Thankfully I haven’t, but that was because the bats were permanently separated before I arrived.
Bats… have a lot of sex. And a lot of boners. And even the females will hump, mount, and get cozy with each others’ vulvas. It is impossible to get around it, and even castrated bats still get multiple erections each day, which they proceed to lick and rub their faces against… among other things.
I gave my sister a private tour of the bat facility, and her first glimpse of an erect bat penis caused her to yell. It is truly a startling sight for the uninitiated. I will say that I got so used to it I stopped even noticing the boners a couple weeks in- but think about that. Look at that linked picture and think about it. That happened so much that I stopped noticing it.
Masturbation multiple times a day is normal for a bat. Same-sex behavior is normal for a bat. The employees at Disney’s Wild Kingdom, where they have Malayan flying foxes on display, literally have specific training about how to explain bat erections to children.
Let me close out this section with one final story, told to me by a senior keeper: one day, she was going to feed an older male bat, without realizing he had just masturbated and ejaculated on his own face. He sneezed on her.
Bats are gross.
Jackson Williams
>and all you yellow fever faggots also get the rope.
Absolutely motherfucking based and redpilled. If there's anything I hate more thank chinks it's weebs and yellow fever faggots
Cameron Phillips
Aiden Thomas
The bats didn’t end civilization, the chinks did!
Andrew Roberts
It was me
Christian Nelson
fkin bats
Brody Sanchez
Not ours
Juan Roberts
Ayden Anderson
true , all animals are cute
don't even know why we humans start to eat them at industrial scale
Jace Barnes
nice you must have a cute cat then user
here is another bat then fren
user bats just want to be your friend
Logan White
wait bats are french?
Jayden Bennett
you know too much about bats just saying
what a weirdo lol
>Let me close out this section with one final story, told to me by a senior keeper: one day, she was going to feed an older male bat, without realizing he had just masturbated and ejaculated on his own face. He sneezed on her.
dear lord what am I reading here
Justin Turner
Disgusting.
Christopher Williams
100 years from now stories will be told as a warning to younger generations how moloch the bat demon came from a cave deep in the earth to devour humanity and how millions died
Jaxson Peterson
hahaha the bat coomer
>even the animals like it, they say
Liam Martinez
why dont the disney keepers just have all female bats instead of exposing the kids to big bat cock
Asher Brooks
Nice try china
Ian Gonzalez
>ends your entire civilization
*blocks your path*
Liam Jones
Heh, nothing personal kiddo
Charles Watson
Vulvas rubbing up against each other
Jaxon Johnson
It's cool, we weren't really doing anything good with it these days anyway.
Liam Wright
Ina china pee pee best part, makea muscle real strong big strong muscle eat bat pee pee for strong muscle you no like bat pee pee what the fuck wrong with you faggot
Owen Sanchez
Rooks rike tasty food