We are beyond fucked. Stay inside, practice good hygiene and keep your family safe, Yas Forums.
God Bless
This will be every American hospital in 30 days
Angel Powell
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Luke Diaz
ye except in America the beds are twice as big because Americans are fucking obese hahahabah
Mayonnaise IV to keep them alive
But deep down they are happy because finally they are in an environment where its OK to shit in ur pants
Grayson Richardson
>all boomers
So it was nothingburger all along
Wyatt Gonzalez
Is this Italy?
Camden Jackson
calm down rabbi
David Diaz
>THAT LADY'S PILLOW
What kind of flu causes you to bleed from the head?
Ryan Lopez
Okay, this is epic.
Joshua Hughes
Try 2 weeks. We have 28m infected right now on a 2 week incubation delay. She tried to tell us, but Yas Forums turned away.
Ayden Barnes
What is mayonnaise 4?
Carson Scott
Do you know anyone with the Corona? No, you don't. Do you know anyone who knows anyone? No, you don't. All you hear are stories of 'someone might have a case'.
Carson Young
ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, WE ARE ON TRACK FOR THE ABSOLUTE WORST CASE SCENARIO, ALL INDICATIONS POINT TOWARD WORLDWIDE MASS FATALITY AND INSTABILITY, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!
>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, WE ARE ON TRACK FOR THE ABSOLUTE WORST CASE SCENARIO, ALL INDICATIONS POINT TOWARD WORLDWIDE MASS FATALITY AND INSTABILITY, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!
Nolan Russell
based
Joseph Powell
imagine being a nurse getting to feel all those brappers. They cant even yell cause there all on ventilators. So many brap braps so little time.
Gavin Lee
Are you new? Yas Forums has been saying two weeks since january
Brandon Powell
I fucking hate mayo with a passion. Also fix ya teefs ya wankah
Anthony Flores
Nobody goes to the icu because of the sniffles.
Those cunts laying there are on their way out anyway
Mother Nature is doing some spring cleaning
Jason Garcia
Pneumonia can cause you to bleed from your lungs.
Zachary Ramirez
Pt is 28yom? Any comorbidities or other health issues? Smoker/vaper?
Cameron Harris
What a cutie pie.
Jaxon Phillips
IV = intravenous line.
Jack Wood
these look better than the shitty mannequins they used in that face-down breathing video
Jaxson Richardson
The Holocough is coming for us all.
Noah Thomas
check these fucking "people"
Henry Ramirez
>in 30 days
John Mitchell
KEK
Cooper Murphy
47% of hospitalizations will result in death in the next two weeks and then start going down as the weakest get picked off fastest. Final death rate will be at least 12% probably more. Italy's data has already borne all this out.
Jace Fisher
Michael Clark
>virus will kill a lot of boomers and a lot of americans
pretty damn based i hate em all
Adrian Torres
Great - can you give me the name of someone who died from this that wasn't 84 years old, had leukemia, or an obvious fake?
Angel Long
I feeling chest pain in my lungs so it's already too late for me.
Cooper Perez
oh shit that must be true because it's printed in a cool graphic template
Zachary Rivera
She was pulling numbers out of her ass.
Kayden Morris
more like in 5 days
in 30 days you'll all be dead
Dylan Moore
Those tubes dry out your sinuses and give you nose bleeds.
Zachary Garcia
they said like 80 percent of those people were in their 70s and 80s and already had problems faggot. italy is filled with old fat fucks. i just wish it would have wiped china completely out. imagine a world without insectoids.
Aaron Myers
They're all crisis actors bro it's just a flu go eat fast food nothing to worry about.
vimeo.com
Best part about this is we don't have to argue anymore. Death will do us part at long, long, last.
Thomas White
Ok paki
Michael Perez
Sebastian Rodriguez
>in 30 days you'll all be dead
William Stewart
The holocough
David Smith
holy fuck bros I don’t wanna die
Ryan Cook
She wasn't, though. She was making an epidemiological argument that a virus needs a minimum amount of people to spread. They knew it was spreading in Ohio, therefore they knew some minimum amount of people in the cities were infected.
1% is a LOWBALL estimate for critical mass spread. It doesn't matter. You'll be dead soon enough. Thank god. I was tired of arguing. So very tired. Now the fun can finally begin.
Jace Martinez
>vimeo.com
>lots of sick old people at a hospital
OK, great. So where are the names of the many, many dead people under 80?
Kevin Butler
lmfao, fucking based Nigel
Amerilards eternally BTFO
Benjamin Green
Oh shit, Bongs more lethal than corona.
Josiah James
Daniel Evans
Those are Asians.
Leo Reed
The music really sells how real it is. Definitely not a soap opera.
Why can't we ever read any of those names in that fabled obituary clip? My grandma is in Bergamo and I want to make sure she's ok!
Ethan Gutierrez
Thats every American hospital now. Every Friday night the ER is flooded with drunk Mexicans who got into fights with strip club bouncers and ended up with broken arms. The rest are black people with influenza
Michael Long
doesn't look Italian to me
just another fake
Levi Ward
>Chink
>NYTImes kek
>20 year old WITH LEUKEMIA
nigger i've read all the gay shit you have.
show me ONE gofundme for a sick person, their widow or orphan child? just one.
Austin Rogers
diabetic black people with influenza
Adam Fisher
>filename CHINA FRONTLINE
>doesn't look Italian to me
uh, ok
John Howard
you're an absolute retard for downplaying this. even if you survive user, and I hope to god you don't, you become infertile, and with permanently scared lungs, and who knows what else. This virus fucks you internally, even if you escape death.
Xavier Wright
>all either old or fat
Nothingburger
Kevin Howard
Link to me downplaying?
I just want to know where to donate so I can get a waifu out of this from a cute mourning girlfriend of a recent holocough victim.
Ethan Wilson
>its confirmed to be spreading in a few areas so the whole state must be 1%
Logan Sullivan
>British tooth
Ryder Thomas
lol
Henry Martinez
Exactly
Wyatt Long
Lmao that nigger in the middle bed is yellow like a cartoon.
Robert Jenkins
Just relax then. I'm just a person on the internet full of shit. What do you care? Go eat a burger. Go order a pizza. You'll be fine.
Eli Brooks
lol i was thinking wtf is mayo 4?
John Diaz
American arent very fond of mayo, however when I went over there and Germany you fucks put it all over French fries and fish n chips. So look whose talking lol
Elijah Morales
Holocough
Connor Collins
OH NO!!! SOME OLD PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!!!
Mason Foster
>we have limited testing so dont even know where community spread is occurring so it must be occurring in the whole state
Jonathan Edwards
>mayo all over French fries
we used to do it in italy, and i like it very much.
you stupid amerilards don't understand food flavor.
Eli Roberts
stfu chinkzoid
Jeremiah Ramirez
New US model