/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2301

Fuck you CDC and your bluepill threads. 28 million americans are infected right now.

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youtu.be/_J60fQr0GWo

Just let them die, Italy. Curve the treatment to Only the Young and children who can benefit the economy now or in the future. If I were in charge the only thing these Boomers would get would be a bullet and a mass grave

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>docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>ctrl+f
>20s? Nope.
>30s? Nope.
>40s? 2, both underlying conditions
>50s? A few. All underlying conditions.
>60s+? Yes.

This really isn't that bad a virus just don't visit grandma for a few weeks and we'll all be fine.

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PRETTY SPOOKY

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There are national guard trucks parked all over Palermo

>wuhan population: 12 million
>status: total quarantine

how do they do it? army and police? kill anyone outside on sight?

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Mexico officially has like 35000 homicides a year
what are you worried about a cough when the cartel will just saw your fucking head off? And that's it you get lucky - if the Zetas get ahold of you you'd beg for death.

>10 Times less deaths than yesterday

Lockdown when?

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Ok buddy

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yes and yes.

There isn't one yet :c

MIGHT BE PERMANENT AT THIS RATE

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That's so weird and creepy

Monday next week, calling it.

change.org/p/donald-j-trump-stop-all-chinese-traffic-from-using-us-based-internet/dashboard?just_created=true

Ban chinks, sign now

Now prove it happens with this.

can't. federal government doesnt have that power.

I also predict Monday

Is travel for essentials allowed or straight up no going outside?

I'm going to say the P word, to unleash the ultimate wave.

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Seriously, it's wouldn't be such a huge deal if older people would just stock up and quarantine themselves. I'm 18 and I don't want to put my life on hold for months for this bullshit.

;-;
20k would have a nice B or C cup

Where is this?
Looks like TD Square

Is this accurate?

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WELCOME TO CITY 17, CITIZEN

EVERYTHING IS CLOSED FOR YOUR SAFETY

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U fucking liar only police in the streets, you can go to work, supermarkets, vets, pharma's even to buy fucking tools this is not lockdown

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what is it?

you have obviously never been somewhere during a hurricane.

My aunt is forbidding me from visiting my 90 year old grandma :( I don't get to see her often and it just sucks. I don't even have any symptoms, this is just pure panic on my aunt's part.

Just drink some Tonic water and stop being faggots

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yummy yummy...

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>Only one bank president dead so far
>happening

Yes there are some exceptions for basic necessities. I don't know how they are going to check who has a valid reason and who's lying.

Stay away from her. You don't want the responsibility or the thoughts that you might have caused her death. Just stay awake

That's probably smart considering the incubation period. You don't need to show symptoms to spread it.

AROUND COOFERS NEVER RELAX

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weeeeeeee!

>What is martial law

We have no idea what the long term effects of this virus are going to be. There are so many possibilities. Go be a Guinea pig. Besides if your 18 you dont have much important going on anyway.

Bruh WTF!?

where's based national socialist johnson

Well said.

California has now a minimum of 8 weeks of lockdown. This is how normies react after 2 days of neeting. Imagine them after 8 weeks.

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Is the Chinese government they go look you at your house if you say CCP is lying about anything. Imagine what they would do if you go outside when they tell you to stay inside?

Yep, same here. So annoying.

Pandemic.

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kys qtard

Typical. All ME ME ME

stay inside, faggot

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>it's wouldn't be such a huge deal
>older people would just stock up and quarantine themselves
>I'm 18
>I don't want to put my life on hold
>this bullshit.

wash your hands and go to your room kid. this is for your own good. you'll understand when you grow up.

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it would be interesting if normies and neets united for anything. That would be the only way this would make sense.

>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN KIDERINOS HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE OUTSIDE OF THE GOVERNMENT BRAINWASH FACILITIES!!??

kek

>normalfags consider NEETdom a punishment
I don't understand at all

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do something productive with your time at home. learn a skill. stop being a faggot who has feels no responsibility towards his community

nooooo you can't tell me that I can't go to Disneyworld with my wife and kids!!! We have already bought our airline tickets, hotel, and fare to Disney!! I don't care that I'm immunocompromised!!!

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>211
Lol. Still only 211.
How long has it been stuck at 211?

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I don’t want to die, anons..

I'm literally in love with corona-chan

Our german government will discuss lockdowns on Sunday. Retards just don't understand 'stay at home' and 'only go out when it's necessary'. Some cities take it seriously, others don't give a shit.

consider having to be a normie.

ARMY IS COMING THIS SUNDAY

Stop projecting.

Here you go, user, enjoy.

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