/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2300

hmmm...

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mapchart.net/usa-counties.html
Here's a map that'll be a bit easier to fill friend

tight>tent>loose>pocket

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Anyone else notice nothingburgers are allcaps in every fucking thread now? Why are they losing their fucking minds? Is this just cope with being so wrong?

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if my math is right, New York will have 8,400 cases by Sunday, and that's being on the small side.

It's allergies. Read a book or something

at least 60% of american flags are in full retard denial mode right now. they're doing the exact things you're talking about. they say not to panic but they are panicking over the panic caused by the virus that they claim is fake.
i'm fucking sick of their shit. americans have been the most abhorrent posters on this board since the outbreak.

YOU'RE WRONG, I WASN'T A NOTHING BURGER, I WAS WARNING OTHERS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD BE THIS BAD

I'M SCARED user

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I'M FEELING CLAUSTROPHOBIC NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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twitter.com/animalesoficial/status/1240831606383927296

ARGENTINE ESCAPED FROM QUARANTINE IN URUGUAY AND ENTERED IN A SHIP NOW EVEYRONE IS IN QUARANTINE

Look up on liposomal vitamin c, user.

Drink diet tonic water and do some lung exercise

good ol phantom corona

you ain't got it senpai

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I'm sorry last upload was shit. Don't mean to spam, just re-uping

youtu.be/rdyRkhGgNF8

Why are we not comparing dead vs closed cases to find a death rate? that would be more accurate because they are the only confirmed conclusions

Los Angeles fag here. Apparently my shitty retail job is considered essential. They want me in at 5am tomorrow to move a truckload of toilet paper that will sell out before my shift is over. I am not going to catch coronachan for $13/hour.

>tight first
Based

Bloody paranoia mate, just chill out men and hear to some good relaxing music.
Find distraction in other stuff, not just the internet, even knowing that this is the only resourceable way of distraction.
Just do another thing.

man, I used to come to /cvg/ for a distraction from life. Now life is getting so boring/scary that I need a distraction from /cvg/

what are anons watching on Netflix/Amazon?

Maybe its paranoia. Have ginger tea with honey and take some garlic

damn. that sucks.

loose>>>>>>>>

Leafbros, why is Trudeau's response so weak? We have to apply for support and we'll only get it under a very specific set of met criteria, and even then it'll take weeks or a month to start receiving money because it has to go through so much beaurocratic non-sense? On top of that, he tells us to practise social isolation but all the stores, malls, etc are all open?

Contagion

California riots inevitable

there's no way Trump would be in on it

fucking obvious shill

watch porn and masturbate

same dude

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WHAT THE FUCK
FRANZ GET THE FLAMMENWERFER

It was a reply to someone else

>>the flu kills about 40000 each year in the USA, which is about 1million a year in the whole world if you proportion it to the world's population (obviously it's much higher because third world countries don't have the same healthcare as the USA)

40000/365 ~= 109 deaths per day. Probably elderly as well.
Italy, with much lower population already topped that, even if we assume half of the dead cases were caused by something else.

If Corona-Chan manages to kill 500 people per day in USA, then we are getting about :
500 * 365 = 182 500 in USA per year
4 307 000 in the world per year if proportioned
about 2 153 500 if we take away half of the cases.

Coronavirus seems to be fine in higher temperatures, so it might keep killing year-round.

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I will add on top of that that according to 2017 article
politykazdrowotna.com/15902,wysocki-dziennie-umiera-ponad-tysiac-polakow
In Poland about a thousand people die DAILY.
I don't know how many Italians normally die daily, but I assume it will be a similar number if we take larger population and better healthcare.
So in my opinion Italy's daily death count jumped by at least 25%.

Hi /cvg/, I made a Corona-chan recolor edit of Saber. Hope your day has been comfy.

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>america in a few days

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So... where are the coronavirus related webms?

How do the nothingburger faggots cope on this now? Are they still in perma-stage 1 of grief LMAO!

mundo payaso

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It's satire at this point.

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The Good Place is a decent show for the first 2 seasons or so.

Star Trek is always a classic pick, TNG and DS9 alike.

Did you do your groceries, bros? Good thing I did them earlier today as I really wouldn't like getting shot for some milanesas.

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>just re-uping
do the videos get taken down?

everything is closed where i live.

hell yes this means Roof Koreans

i would say that's on track

MILD CASES NOT INCLUDED IN CFR ESTIMATES

REAL CFR NEAR 0.5%
HOLY SHIT YOU MADE ALL THESE THREADS FOR THIS BULLSHIT

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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Allow me to express for a moment how glad I am that the threads aren't moving at the speed of light anymore.
Seems like we are transitioning towards a more productive general.

Very nice!

Netflix has Blue is the Warmest Color. Lesbian kino

Anyone else still thinking this is literally nothing?

Sure some boomers and geezers are at a minor risk

But I mean, who cares

Silencio comepalomas

It's just me or boobs are actually better with clothes?

>ARGENTINE
I heard it was british in one place and from Netherlands in another place, where is this nigger from?

It works on the lower areas of the lungs, spreads to the CNS, then resurges until the glial system finally purges it from the CNS. The problem is that it's largely invisible to tests while it's hanging out in the brain, but given that survival is still better than MERS there isn't too much to be worried about... as long as your immune system is up to snuff anyways.
Chloroquine might help, but that's entirely based on the findings of chink researchers who won't cough up the raw data, so don't place too much faith in that.

this video is disturbing.

Does anyone else actually get calmed down the more you stay up to date with what's going on with the virus? So many people seem to shelter themselves and block everything out now.

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Based and truthpilled
I take it all back user

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Assuming we don't all die. What is the next step?

China is LITERALLY responsible for mass fatalities and a global recession.

are they fighting over food?

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I don't have enough pigs to keep a trading town together. What do I do? How do I become the master of a town when I can't provide for it?

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can't tell if Qtard or if I should freak out now

twitter.com/Sintesis_13/status/1240833354230095872

It was a 22yo dutch, confirmed.

anyone got the template for the hazmat suits

we have to kill that motherfucker

nothingburgers are fucking retarded. "I just wanna party duude!"

Watch for LA highlights
Shits going to get crazy

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Still a lot of people driving through Austin.

Still a lot of memes on the internet.

When the deaths mount, the jokes will stop.

Nothing's closed here east of Toronto. Walked into a best buy earlier to get a new mic and a webcam because my professor wants to see my face to make sure I'm not jacking off while he lectures us online.

Stop derailing /cvg/

I'm fine for at least one week...
I fucked up.

Nope

what's the problem user you are realising now how big this is? maybe you can try to lie yourself but not here user, I know you are afraid inside.

So who qualifies for Trumpbucks?

Seeing different shit everywhere.

The Wuhan Coronavirus does not kill anyone. It's less than a common cold. All the virus does is spread a lot. Every single death is from cancer or some other condition, and positive for the harmless coronavirus. A few young people also die from cancer, etc. "Shortness of breath" is psychological or related to other conditions. They got away with this lie.

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vimeo.com/398334975

Do you think they care?

>But Prof Ricciardi added that Italy's death rate may appear higher because of how doctors record fatalities.
> "The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.

>"On re-evaluation by the National Institute of Health, only 12 per cent of death certificates have shown a direct causality from coronavirus, while 88 per cent of patients who have died have at least one pre-morbidity – many had two or three," he says.

stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/120443722/coronavirus-is-covid19-really-the-cause-of-all-the-fatalities-in-italy

>"The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.

The Dutch and the French both ran tests with HCQ and it caused a near 100% reduction in viral load after 6 days.

The disease is basically cured, the only trouble we'll have now is getting billions of pounds of HCQ and azithromycin to hospitals.

ah that poor chap in the blue shirt.

Panic comes from fear. We know how things are going, so we know kind of how we should be preparing or dealing with it.

Getting panicked won't solve anything anyways.

The numbers aren't exactly consistent, but I get between 7200 and 10800 depending on which numbers to believe.

Definitely. Draw strength from knowledge, not from willful ignorance.

10%+ americans conceal carry

Armies of beaners marching on hordes of unruly nogs with aids followed by camps of prostitute faggots.
I doubt we'll keep that territory.

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And people wonder why I don't eat shellfish.

What's the final death toll going to be?

>RT
Ahahahahhahaahha

I know they don't care. The rest of the world cares, and the chinks need to pay for their actions.

Get a few trustworthy people you know, get some motorbikes and some weapons and go loot, bring back the loot to your trading town and start a barter shop.

I think clothed and naked have their own separate but equal appeal

6 gorillions

Because it's a plan that won't cripple the economy (as badly).

Also, it's what we can afford.

Just be happy you're getting unconditional $300 and get some timbits.

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me, staying up to date is the best defense against this shit after med equipment.

The kids went to bed, I believe.

America is starting to do what china did, they are building makeshift hospitals

usnews.com/news/best-states/washington/articles/2020-03-19/workers-building-field-hospital-as-coronavirus-spreads

hErD iMmUnItTy

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i'm in edmonton. everything is shut down.
they're letting businesses do delivery/pickup though.
you can get cocktails, comics, ice cream, books -- whatever you want.

I'll name it... Bartertown. But I need help.. Any central KYfags want to own lex with me?

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Absolutely based

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Viral Reparations

Checked. Here’s the OG

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thanks user-kun

>our guns

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!

I just want to order my fucken BAT SOUP with choice of 3 dipping sauces and delivery from door dash!!!!!!!!

PLEASE just give me my BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Its only 11:30 US central time and us burgers tend to be the worst of the bunch.
Maybe the rampant shitposters lost interest.

How much longer till Italy has more cases than China??

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WA field hospitals going up.

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2 billion.

Check em.

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>month old article about a 23 year old dying
>no article about the cure thats been found, the study that proves it or the fact the FDA has approved it for coronavirus usage already
yo wtf im starting to believe you guys might not be an unbiased source of information...

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Link? that sounds interesting user.

Oh, did they finally finish the testing? Neat.
Also, does that include CSF testing or just general blood/saliva tests?

I need to make one of grug spongebob tomorrow

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it's just surreal, the fucking chinks eating bat soup has caused an apocalyptic scenario.

remind me why China is not glass right now?

too low

It's crazy how the actions of one irresponsible idiot can fuck many people's lives.

No country is going to confront the chinesse, like trump, just saying "the chinesse virus" and (((they))) are all over you.

Austin is just filled with niggers, mexicans and California lefties now. It’s over.

150 million

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At least this whole thing made me play a great game that was just sitting in my library.

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>crematoriums in several developed countries overwhelmed
>only 10,049 dead

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>Source: Chinese center

>Chinese

>China

fuck off, chink

“Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk”
THIS LINK ISNT WORKING FOR ME, ANYONE WILLING TO HELP I AM TRYING TO REDPILL FREN

I don't mind those odds

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The only problem with this, is Italy.

Influenza has never crashed hospitals in this way in recent times.

Conclusion: estimated cases for Gorona aren't that high yet.

I feel you

Thank you for appreciation.
I often doubt if something will come out of this, but some math helps.

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Hello, kremlinbot.

A town near me set up a medical tent and I've heard they're converting the local college dorms into hospitals. Nothingburger

Or that, yes. Or they could've been using proxies. Anyway, I'm glad it has slowed down.

>all caps
>wrong numbers

Coping that hard

Chloroquine and remdesevir are possible treatments to quell symptoms and possibly reduce infection, they are not cures. A vaccine won't come for at least a year.

if i was a dirty chink why the fuck would i post something that makes it look worse than the flu
absolute state of retards

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fuck you chink nigger

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I’m in Durham region and been stuck indoors for two weeks. As far as I can tell a lot of stuff is closed or nearly closed

Bill Gates, EVENT 201 = Coronavirus Pandemic Simulation? 2019 John Hopkins?
The more you know

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>Vaccines
>ADE has been observed in coronaviruses for decades.
As difficult as HIV vaccines. Impossible.

>Malaria drugs
>A total of 26 patients received HCQ and 16 were control patients.
>Six HCQ-treated patients were lost in follow-up during the survey because of early cessation of treatment.
>None of the control patients was lost in follow-up.
>one of the patients under hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin combination who tested negative at day6 post-inclusion was tested positive at low titer at day8 post-inclusion.
27% complication rate including the reinfection (7/26). 23% didn't actually get better in 6 days (6/26). 50% got better in 6 days without being reinfected by day 8 (13/26). The control group reached the same milestone in 8 days. The control group had no complications. The people dishonestly claiming 100% cure rate in 6 days do it based on only 6 out of the 26 patients, out of which 1 (16%) got promptly reinfected. Dead on arrival.

>HIV drugs
>“No benefit was observed,” the researchers wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine. The study tested Kaletra, a combination of two antiviral medicines, lopinavir and ritonavir, that are normally used to treat H.I.V.
No reason to expect remdesivir to be any different. Failure.

Are things getting better? Are people being cured? Are US cities not being locked down one after the other? Your magic cure surely didn't expect Trump to announce it first before it became effective.

Based brown leaf

doubling time of 2.2 days

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Does anyone actually believe this? Even if you trust the Chinese, the vast majority of the patients had yet to recover. We still don't know if reinfection is possible, how long "immunity" lasts, or if "recovery" is actually possible vs the virus going dormant.We don't know what bad outcomes might be common besides just death. E.g. sterility or kidney damage have been speculated frequently.

A week ago I was on board the "it's not that bad" train, but I'm increasingly convinced this is a lot worse than the authorities are letting on. Or may even know.

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