What's going on in California right now?

Eric Garcetti just deputized all the stupid desk working hags to roam the streets and force people inside.

I went out to get a burger. It's not being enforced.

Bro, you can come on my pirate journey with me,

We need to get to the ocean. Forget the forest. You are not safe there.

>Baptist church bake sale

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the actual "order" is a farce. it just says "we're ordering everyone to stay at home" and says absolutely nothing about enforcing it.

There is no enforcement this is not martial law.

The largest gaggle of people I saw today was a group of homeless fags.

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What did you expect? Shock and awe? They roll this out progressively, or people will not be able to cope at all.

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ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, ON TRACK FOR THE WORST CASE SCENARIO MASS DEATHS INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, ON TRACK FOR THE WORST CASE SCENARIO MASS DEATHS INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, ON TRACK FOR THE WORST CASE SCENARIO MASS DEATHS INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

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All cops are already hypochondriacs so they appear to be hiding while on shift. all of the sudden they are no where to be found.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT DO I DO NOW I DIDN'T PREP

God is getting to have some fun, 50% infected in CA within 8 days. Buh Bye!

The best thing about this virus is that the service industry got hit first and that means the mexicans are the first to go. There were literally no mexicans on the road just whites and asians I can't even begin to describe how good it felt.

he stated i nthe speech that he will not enforce using cops, but will expect everyone to do it themselves with societal merit.

>NATIONAL TRAGEDY
>BURGERS FORCED TO POO IN THE LOO

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Do roof koreans know how to make a good casserole?

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Tomoko
>tfw no claifornia bf

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like us the first day of it, now i see a military truck in front of my house

The other day I saw a speed trap on a road that basically no one speeds on.

do you really think they will stop working? Most don't even know about this. My job has a crew of 20 beaner janitors and they all group together close as possible.

LA user, Hollywood Hills - been hearing military copters every morning around 5:30; pre-dawn extractions?

niggas be fiendin'

Socal user here, what should I expect if I go out? How will they enforce this shit? Is it boogaloo time? (pic related, cali legal)

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My wife and I both got laid off from our jobs. I got laid off of my night work too.

We just got put on the fast track towards destitution.

The virus is completely fake. Watch this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohO8eAwi_po

when does the lockdown begin? Im really wanting to go out for a drink.

fpbp

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The homeless will probably avoid the disease since most people avoid them already.

From what i can tell everyone in LA is ignoring the governor action and showing up to work tomorrow. Everyone seems to be okay with stopping work after tomorrow. I went back to the office tonight to grab everything I needed to work from home just in case. Im still going into work in the morning but will leave before noon.

Melodramatic bullshit. I've been at home for several days already, and now they've sent this message, telling me to... Stay at home. Okay? The fuck else was I going to do?

They aren't enforcing anything... Yet. But I'm convinced they're buttering us up slowly for something more serious. Military/Fema intervention, is my guess.

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WHERE ARE ALL THE CALIFORNIGGERS?

Move in with your parents before you waste all your money
Families need to conserve resources now

reporting in from downtown LA

nothing important, hopefully it disappears into the sea.

OC reporting in. Shes close now

Working towards leaving Sovi Cali. If it gets bad enough, which it is, moving out is still an option. I have a home waiting for me.

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Rowland Heighs nigger reporting in, I’m gonna be in war mode if that happens, I will kill niggers

I don't know. This is self-destructing the world's 8th largest economy.

How are things right now in DTLA? Is there a heavy police presence?

the police are fucking hiding bro. this is not martial law. this is please stay home.

im high rn

I like in Komiefornia and literally no one stayed home. He can't even enforce it.

>orders people to stay at home
>most don't have homes
This is concerning.....

They're gonna get taxpayers to pay to put them up in hotels. Not even kidding.

Literal nothing burger. Boomers are getting special grocery store shopping hours. Much better traffic and commute time.

idk. I went out to get some DUDE WEED and got cubside pickup because the site said nobody could go into the store. But when I got there, you could smell the line of weed heads from 15 feet away.

Governor shut us down but nobody really cares or seems sick.

They've effectively shut down the whole economy. Get ready for 20% unemployment

If there's no enforcement then what the fuck good is it?

Yeah it's just telling citizens of a nonwhite state where to be and when to be at all times. Nothing will come of that. The pandemic is over.

California here

>be me
>be 8.30pm
>walking dog around the block
>police lights
>ask what im doing
>say walking dog around the block, i live close by on x-street
>says we're under lockdown cause virus and i need to go home soon
>okay.jpg

what county?

This is a gradual thing in California because we have a difficult population to control. We'll have martial law at some point over the next two months. I'm concerned about a gun grab since all the legal ones are registered to an address that is kept up to date as it's required for ammo purchases. I sure hope no one stole my gun while I had it stored.

>work in a hotel
>have to work during killer virus outbreak
>have to wait on literal hobos

That's assuming
>not fired immediately
Things have literally went to shit in a week. It's completely surreal.

Should have told them to fuck off

It's because there is no traffic. Just saw two police cars parked near 7/11.

I've been up since 8am following this shit constantly. Bad times are headed towards California, thats whats happening user.

name the county, this smells like a shitpost