PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Join the Army for Trump 3/19/20
youtu.be/cqoXDKZWnOc
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @FEMA HQ Video Teleconf w/Governors 3/19/20
c-span.org/video/?470501-1/
youtu.be/KoHGT7C8t0c (pt1)
youtu.be/MIUs08PZcdo (pt2)
youtu.be/3gjPFelN1vY (pt2)
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/19/20
c-span.org/video/?470503-1/
youtu.be/tWxW0edricU
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 3/19/20
youtu.be/kkdW_id99Lo
>WHTradeDir Navarro on Tucker 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142893891001
>SG Adams on America 1st w/Gorka 3/19/20
youtu.be/ipe0j6bT72I
>SG Adams on F&F 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142814396001
>SG Adams on GMA 3/19/20
youtu.be/w8NcjJzY4CU
>CMSAdm Verma on Hannity 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6143018012001
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142932420001
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FoxNews 3/19/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6142973926001 (pt1)
video.foxnews.com/v/6142973496001 (pt2)
>Pentagon Press Brief (CNGB AFGen Lengyel) 3/19/20
dvidshub.net/video/743588/
>Pentagon Press Brief (DHADir ArmyLtGen Place/NSG RADM Gillingham) 3/19/20
dvidshub.net/video/743623/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania on Corona-chan 3/19/20
youtu.be/-JIAeUaMTCQ
>WHVideo: WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx: How Can Millennials Fight Corona-chan? 3/19/20
youtu.be/zG_FzeQxEdE

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basically kappaland was based and you only wish you lived there

MAGA

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awoo!

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MAGA!

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AWOO~

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Infinite money cheat! Brrrrrr!

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So. It's looking like Richard Burr is not very friendly with the Chinese government.

Hmmmm

Really make methinks

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Donald Trump is gonna hunt the satanists SOON

>tfw interested in a urology residency but don't want to have to deal with patients asking to chop their dicks off

>assisted suicide is non-essential
Well of course it is, they've got perfectly good ropes at home

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BASED! TRANNYISM IS A FETISH THAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED AT ONCE!

>lifesaving
if anything, delaying their surgeries postpones their suicides

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It's not over until it's over.
>終わるまでは終わらないよ
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Britney Venti looks like Sid from Ice Age

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53% APPROVAL

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FUCK IT
IM GOING TO SHARTMART TOMORROW TO GET DOOM ETERNAL
FUCK IT

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We are in the Game

Trump releases stimulus funds to boost the economy
Democrat states lock down states
to keep you from spending that money
chess game being played
you are the ponds

MAGA

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ITS ONLY ONE CHECK I REPEAT ONLY ONE CHECK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

>Under the plan, the details of which were revealed on the Senate floor by Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., individuals making up to $75,000 annually would be eligible for a $1,200 check from the federal government.

>The cash would be delivered in a one-time payment. President Donald Trump and Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin had in recent days pushed for Americans to get two payments.

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That shit looks like this.

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HEY!!!!!
That's my 'za!!!

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Any fellow FL bros out there enjoying this whole thing? Feels kinda like an extended hurricane without the shit weather (which is actually pretty neat if you've never experienced it) and long ass power outages.

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MAGA

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>it only matters when Republicans do it, stop noticing things!

Histrionic Level 100

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American Golden Age, this is the final part

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you cant have any, I made it for myself.

Why are a lot of peop against the $1200 checks? Is it because they make over 100k and won't qualify?

Every congressnigger is friendly with CHYNA, some just hide it better than others through multiple PAC layers

time things

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MAGA

Also, sanction China, impose 400% tariffs, and repatriate all industry to the U.S. by law! And then liberate Hong Kong and nuke China for good measure!

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fuck liberals

and fuck china and california

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its time, for them trumo buxxs

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Drink your milk.

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F

Richard Burr and Mark Meadows are best friends. Meadows will never fill his role after the betrayal, and the Freedom Caucus R's will follow suit

retards are falling into the obvious trap that already cost Meadows his office; NC will be solid blue and progressively Democrat when Burr is recalled. Literally NOVA 2.0 and you faggots are cheering a loss of 15-20 EVs

If it weren't for those gag-inducing olives, that actually looks pretty tasty.

>Teacupping grip
0/10 see me after class

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>you cant have any, I made it for myself.
THAT'S A LIE
IT'S ON MY COUNTER RIGHT NOW

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good job

I want to believe

have some oc

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Media nigger ratio’d

Most people like Trump’s anti-china push

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Britney is begging you to visit her stream and gibs her NEETbux for doing nothing now that she’s unemployed since the Ice Age movies are over

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To any workers in the staff or whatnot, if we beat the democrats in the new thing coming up, and we get a new nation, can we have this as the flag?

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it's not certain that they won't totally qualify. but the amount will go down relative to how high their income level is. the 1200 number being talked about is up to 79k i believe. but it's all still subject to change ofc

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I prepped but I spent all my money on beans and rice. Now I'm looking at months without 'za and it's breakin' my heart.
on the plus side probably lose 30 pounds (as soon as I can SHIT OUT the COLON-CLOGGING TURDS that this diet is giving me)

just make your own dude.

Insider trading isn't illegal for Congress
It actually seems like memevirus19 is opening peoples eyes to the fact that our government doesn't actually work for them

Its because they dilate

congrats

goooot!

good bob

oof!

yikes!

dam son

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Good job frens!

better luck next time

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> they should deliberately lose money
why?

No. Richard Burr is anti-China. Then, this story comes out from NYT (CCP's New York division) out of nowhere, even though its technically not "insider trading" when everybody knew the market was about to dip.

>Using a meme Stephen King created
M o o n spells sad.

Floridian in Texas.

I was bred for this shit. It easier than usual due to having electricity. Weaklings mentally suffering while the Florida man thrives.

if you can find any flour right now, its pretty easy to make them yourself

>just make your own dude.
I DID YOU STOLE MY IMAGE BUT YOU SHAN'T TAKE MY STUFFED CRUST

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nice work

>01
sorry, trumpbux canceled

I think its being overblown, by February news was coming out on this, unless they can prove he acted on some specific insider info.

I don't know what that means

I see a lot of people down on it on twitter and I can't figure out why. Am I missing something?

Yas Forums is in a worst state than i've ever seen it. this is worse than Yas Forumsharbor. at least Yas Forumsharbor was funny

Democrats have never done anything like insider trading.

We need to investigate all Republicans and potentially remove them, though.

The CCP are simply concerned individuals on these matters.

>"Th-Th-This is surely the end of blumph! A crisis could never make him more popular!!"

/ptg/ is the only safe zone.

>House has one plan
>Senate has another
>Trump wants something else entirely
Let the process happen. Don't stress out too hard. Call your Senator if you want more bux.

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Thought hilldawg was gonna creep in on Joe's ticket somehow. Looks like she got slapped with another court order over that pesky email business she was doing. and then... Hillary shit herself live on CNN!! Sure, nobody was watching but it still was very transit for her.

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>sorry, trumpbux canceled
id wack
that is wack user. now Im going to have to loot minecraft.

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Lets see Rachel shoot.

Oh, right...

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There are other threads on this board?

Bringing the country together, under budget ahead of schedule, thanks CCP

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>American Golden Age
If it doesn't happen organically, I'm going to force it.

>YOU SHAN'T TAKE MY STUFFED CRUST
i dont want yours, I literally just made one for myself.
I literally just posted a picture of it

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This is Rachel 'shooting'.

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The bread and circuses have been taken away so now people can see what's really going on. I hope this leads to Civil War.

>m o o n c r i c k e t spells nigger
it's fair usage but not the best
>if you can find any
Supply chain is fine, was at costco earlier and they're loaded up on 10lb great river organics. Limit 1 to prevent hoarding but that's not all that different from regular weeks when it's 2. Bat clap was only going to fuck with grocery for 7-10 days max

thanks fren, sorry you're not qualifying for them trumpbux

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Not really, everyone is fucking sick with something that isn't the caronavirus but it's making me paranoid as fuck and the pollen in the air isn't helping.

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Have you bought your redpill before the worldwide shortage?

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Trump is going to get fifty questions about Burr tomorrow

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JEWED AGAIN

Yas Forums is now dead.
/ptg/ is now the only place to be at.

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>Niggers now have gun money and gas money
>sandwiches being twice as expensive due to inflation doesn't seem like a big deal until your net worth is also halved, and your house's worth is halved and your retirement fund is halved
>hurr durr that doesn't make sense to me, I can't wait to go buy coke and a hooker

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You and me both, everyone is talking about how this is an "unprecedented" event in history. Let's just hope that something in our country actually changes, we already can see the kikes who don't want to actually make changes

I haven't even looked at the catalog for weeks. I've been really busy.

/ptg/ has always been a bunker for the happenings 2016+

whos got the gum?

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looks like the pizza that Sam's Wholesale sells at their in-store concession stand.

there's always grilled pb&j sandwiches

>unprecedented
trump just really likes the word

Stop being intentionally stupid

just you wait, xibucksTM are coming soon

>I literally just made one for myself.
>I literally just posted a picture of it
STEALING MY IMAGES
STEALING MY (YOU)S

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

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You would still hit if you had the chance though

Just be happy that if it's sneezing or a runny noose then you can pretty much rule out corona-chan.

hey fat got enough ice cream there?

STOP MAKING FUN OF SERENA
SERENA HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG

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>looks like the pizza that Sam's Wholesale sells at their in-store concession stand.
It's not, I rolled the dough and put it on a stone and everything.

We need to remove Richard Burr as the longtime Senate intel chair, so the based NC Democrat Governor can replace him with a neutered centrist that will cuck out to China.

erm.. guys
what did he mean by this?
the tweet he liked:
twitter.com/PaulinePungs/status/1240777714161913861

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People who are opposed to trading with knowledge are being stupid.

>dat comment
Oh my sweet sweet child. What do you think this mob is about?

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What’s wrong is that she’s not Courtney from ORAS.