Ordered to remain home

>ordered to remain home
>didn't get any supplies thinking it was all a joke
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Bro they shut down 6 counties like 3 days ago how did you not see this coming

You can leave to get supplies

California has a lot of homeless and people living in their cars, what will happen to them?

youtube.com/watch?v=XkYRI48bXRw

REMINDER:
There hundreds of thousands of springbreakers in Florida still partying as if there was nothing wrong going on.

Smart thermometers can now track where people are having fevers.
They show this.

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Dead hopefully, itll make visits to santa monica more enjoyable

Nigga, it could be false positives bc it's hot in Florida

>didn't get any supplies thinking it was all a joke

From your article:
“[...]allows people to leave their home for "essential activities," like to pick up food, go to the doctor, or take a walk in the neighborhood.”

buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/los-angeles-county-coronavirus-shelter-in-place

Homeless and Mexicans are considered on par with the elites in California. They are effectively above the law.

Where are you at, user? I am an essential services worker. I could bring you something depending on where you are since I am not impacted by the stay at home order.

Texas here

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Based zoomers

>stocked up on enough food for at least 3 weeks
>have toilet paper being delivered from walmart, but just in case stole a couple of rolls from work
I'll admit, I was feeling a little silly getting so many boxes of mac n cheese and ricearoni, but looks like it paid off

>YOU HAVE TO STAY INSIDE
>DON'T BE SELFISH
>PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR BOOMERS
Yeah, no thanks.

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ordering me to stay inside is the best way to get me to go outside.

you can still leave your house to get food, brainlet.

THE GAVINOR OF CALIFORNIA HAS SPOKEN

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Good luck standing in line for 2 hours just to get into Trader Joes just to learn everything you wanted is sold out.

He said they wont be enforcing it, moron. You conviently left that out. He said it should be more of a peer pressure type thing. So when your neighbor tells you he thinks you shouldnt be outside, politely tell him to go fuck himself. Then piss and shit on his lawn while he rages inside his cuck shelter.

It's actually a good time to go to the stores, everything is stocked up

There is a more grave matter at hand.
These homeless have no hygiene, therefore we will be at serious risk because of them.
Coughing everywhere.
Sneezing on the streets.
They all live like pigs in a sty; knit close together and bunched up; concentrated areas of contamination.

This is the beginning of the end.

>40 million Californians
>California is a spic-majority state
>spics obeying laws

LOL

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, WE ARE ON TRACK FOR THE ABSOLUTE WORST CASE SCENARIO, ALL INDICATIONS POINT TOWARD A WORLDWIDE MASS FATALITY EVENT, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, WE ARE ON TRACK FOR THE ABSOLUTE WORST CASE SCENARIO, ALL INDICATIONS POINT TOWARD A WORLDWIDE MASS FATALITY EVENT, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, WE ARE ON TRACK FOR THE ABSOLUTE WORST CASE SCENARIO, ALL INDICATIONS POINT TOWARD A WORLDWIDE MASS FATALITY EVENT, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!!

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You are coming on too strong. Nobody is going to believe you.

>lets just crash the fuck out of this country

moronic alarmist schizophrenics seeking sensationalism BTFO
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Only fag ass crackers 'get in line'

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Shoulda listened to the happeningfags

Even here in canada you have people who took everything off the shells in my little town. I've told my parents to prepare before it happened, and they only waited after Trump announced it would take big ass measures to contain it

The first thing they saw is a woman with a shit ton of toilet paper heading out of their local mart saying "I got toilet paper" to them, not even joking

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It's not even legally enforced you dumb, emotional monkey. Kys

Funny how no homeless are getting the virus. Like none. At all. Cuz this fake virus is all bullshit.

It's nice to be a loser, all this social distancing quarantine shit is basically how I live my life normally.

>what did he mean by this

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Glad I live in the Central Valley. The worst we have going on is a guy driving around my city in a Honda throwing cheese at other cars. Which one of you faggots is doing this? Pls stop

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Hopefully, they die.

But that dumbass state will now spend a massively disproportionate amount of resources to protect a bunch of drug addict 70 IQ retards who cannot function in society or contribute to it.

Better keep them doors locked too. The booger man is coming for (you).

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Fuck that, your car is next.

>waiting until after a lockdown to get supplies
I hope you like ketchup, because all you're getting from here on out are condiments, bitch.

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Great, now the elites can see how well their programming has worked to trick the normies into controlling themselves in a more strict manner. Kinda like religion, what's it called... the cult of personality?
>when a leader speaks
>that leader dies

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grocery stores on other "essential" places will remain open

better hope your job was designated as essential for society to function though, or the money is running dry for said supplies in a few weeks as bills come calling

>Vermont starting to light up

>Florida
>Spring breakers
They will all return home and spread the Chinese flu everywhere

I lived on hobo tomato soup for 4 months once. not so bad. making money was funner though after a while.

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every single minute you wait to get supplies, the riskier it gets
by an order of magnitude

hoarding is the logician's choice

Gonna make raiding a whole lot easier.

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that's a good point but do you wanna risk people coming back from florida? imagine the diseases

What if you wanna just get some fresh air?

Allowed to take a walk in your neighborhood

Bro, those people are at the highest risk; unhealthy drug addicts with compromised immune systems. With any luck it will wipe them all out.

>Smart thermometers can now track where people are having fevers.
lmao imagine believing this bullshit.
The only way to tell if people are having fevers is to either look at individual people with a very sensitive IR camera or take their temp the old fashioned way.

What happens when all those Florida partiers go back home?

[Still, many people in the film community oppose firearms, some quite virulently. During the Los Angeles riots in 1992, a good many of these folk suffered a change of heart. As smoke from burning buildings smudged the skyline and the TV news showed looters smashing windows, laughing as they carted off boom boxes and booze, I got a few phone calls from firmly anti-gun friends in clear conflict. 'Umm, Chuck, you have quite a few . . . ah, guns, don't you?'
'Indeed.'
'Could you lend me one for a day or so? I tried to buy one, but they have this waiting period . . .'
'Yeah, I know. I remember you voted for that...]
--Charlton Heston, on the LA riots

Anyone know how I can Volunteer in this time?

Your a shill or a schitzo, either way fucking pathetic

major cities make up the bulk of the population so that makes sense.

He means withen 8 weeks most comifornians will have it.

hahahaha what town I'm in hanford and gonna start doing this now

I'll be on my deathbed from this shit and the last thing I will cough out is:

"Fuck you for telling me I can't go outside"

Mass quarantine

I live in Southern PA, everyone at my work is fucking panicking because they are staying open while everyone else is shutting down. There are two Harley plants in the entire US, and one of them is right down the road from us, and they shut down because someone tested positive. Like Harley shutting down is a big fucking deal because everyone knows someone that works there. My company doesn't do anything important, we get paid well, but we sure as shit are not important. The reason I say that is because last night the governor ordered all “non life-sustaining”to shut down. Two nights ago it was all non-essential businesses to shutdown, and my company ignored it. They actually sent out a letter to the work force (pic related).

Just last night PA said all "non life-sustaining” are to shut down. Again, they ignored it. Everyone is freaking out because everyone else is shutting down and somehow we are "exempt". We make flooring.

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Fowler user reporting in, haven't had any cheese thrown at me yet.

same city user. It was on facebook

i like that picture

>California has a lot of homeless
Warned you fuckers almost two months ago and you didn't listen.

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GO TO YOUR TENT! Don't you love Communism?

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Might as well keep working while you can. If you shut down then people get laid off then the flooring installers get laid off and everyone else in the chain.

>Fowler

Nice place. The mayor is my mechanic. I was just there today, the ACE Hardware store still has some distilled water if you are stocking up.

digits really dont lie do they? I thought digits were just fun and games but more and more it seems like they really are supernatural.

Were you here during the 2016 election? Fucking doubles, triples and quads were happening like no tomorrow.

Especially when they result in quad 4s 4 being associated with death in China.

This is true, I can't argue against this. I am very grateful that I haven't been laid off. I'm well paid and downstream there are installers that need to be paid too. The guys stocking the vending machines are still showing up. The guys that they contract to clean the breakroom are still showing up.

It's a local company, maybe the guy isn't wrong. We're getting paid, everyone downstream from us is getting paid. Shit is collapsing around us, but maybe this motherfucker knows what he's talking about.

>spring breakers
Midwest college towns about to become dens of disease

I hope they all die honestly.