We’re entering a crazy timeline

It is going down and most of pol has been outed as full cosplay larpers because now they post how afraid they are of death. Embrace is faggots. No one said life was guaranteed. You think the Spartans didn’t enjoy every second at Thermopylae? They did

>boomer music
cringe as fuck, yikes

I just saw my friend who is sick with a cold and getting tested tomorrow.

NJ has 700+ cases. NYC has 5,000 cases. Hong Kong and Taiwan only have like 100.

wtf

It's hard to tell if this is bait because Americans are actually like this.

Either way you're a faggot who's fine but the moment you get a sore throat and fever you'll shit your pants like a little baby, I guarantee it.

no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on Yas Forums: comfy sneed thread
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Kek Redditors: good thing theres no more cringe in her-
Fortnite Devs: allow us to introduce ourselves
Minecraft Steve: kills fornite devs
Fortnite 12 year old has left the chat
Chris Hemsworth: because that's what heroes do
Avengers: assembled
Thanos has left the chat
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

Ha! Pathetic! You need a rifle? Tell that to the ancient samurai who came before us. I would know, as I am partially descendant from the Japanese. Yes, that's right, my mother had a great-grandmother who was Japanese from Okinawa. I started researching my family history, and when I found that out, I just felt the connection. I have always felt more Japanese than American anyways. Probably has something to do with Pokemon, Dragonball Z, and Nintendo that I grew up on. I'm somewhat of an expert in Japanese culture already. Anywho, I can cut you in half before you ever knew what was coming. My blade is silent, unlike your gun, which by the way, cowards use. Only those who fight by melee know true honor, loser. Go ahead, try me, wouldn't be the first time.

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Didn't prep and don't care to prep, I have some where to go and gun, I can hunt and I'll eat human I don't care if I'm starving or not what ever is closer and easier.
I'll mainly be working on forming a harem.
White Sharia will prevail through the collapse.

>not appreciating classic Hendrix
kys zoomer

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Yeah whatever faggot. Make your play.

classic rock is a bunch of gay dogshit

>I don’t want to die
>alchohol is degenerate
Take your faggy asses back to plebbit
This is Yas Forums faggot

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>tfw not afraid
>smelled this coming and prepped
>bought my first gun
>got various survival supplies
>focused on food that wouldn't require electricity
There is a middle-ground between fear and desperate bravado, and that middle-ground is "Prudence".

based and drunk ex-marine stepdad pilled.

I'm not doing anything so I'm more disaffected and macho than you op

I don't need alcohol or a rifle or music or any of that bullshit

kek you little twerps have no room to talk

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>liquor
Degenerate.

Thank you for a new copypasta

post your fight music of the apocalypse
youtube.com/watch?v=ncAutnifGxE

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user, I've been laughing at the retards slowly go from "it's just the flu" to "the flu was worse" to "okay guys I'm getting nervous now". Funniest shit was how hard those same retards were shilling and spitting on the /cvg/ threads.

Wow this place really has taken in some serious faggots these days

Post rifle

I'm sure you would, mr jack & coke guy. Why don't you dress up like a drag queen to make it less obvious how much of a faggot you are?

always find it funny that people think their stockpiles won't get raided.

unless you have a small army protecting you, you are fucked. raiders will shoot better than you and aren't obese.

I'm pretty sure the tunes would make it so anyone could locate you by the sound. but seriously though, does any user remember when the govt was seizing all of the night vision goggles from suppliers not too long ago?

Nah, it's this movie. Hell there's even a scene where some rednecks kill a chink and hang him with a sign that says, "Chinks brought it" or something like that.

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>twinks the movie
Nah my movie is better butterbean

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Suck my fat cock glow nigger

I don't even know why you would say that.
Did the "Desperate bravado" comment hit too close to home?

No need to lash out.

I’m pretty sure your a fukken faggit who’s afraid to get shot

Your Mom,Wife,Daughter('s), Sister('s),Female cousin('s),Effeminate brother are all prepped. For the Bull.
The big BLACK bull.
Have a nice day.

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Based. How the fuck do you call yourself a man if can’t drink liquor like one. Jack is weak too bitch I’ve drank harder than that straight since I was a kid. Fuck out of here with your macho man bullshit.

You are the one glowing. Now post your rifle faggot. Or are you just lying, again?

Joe is that you?

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Talk that shit online sissy boi

>>I don’t want to die
I'm fine with dying in the coming civil war, I just want to fight in it. It will be the happiest point in my life.

Lol stfu you little faggot

isnt that what youre doing lol
you sound like a monster faggot

This is the civil war, this is the fuse that will ignite it
Blah blah blah blah shut the fuck up zoomi

Yea I drink monster so what faggit. All you britfags better start grinding up those butter knives you little faggots let your country take away your weapons you little cucks deserve the wrath of god

I wish you little bastards were back in school already.

>not drinking straight everclear

Being the man in this situation would mean killing the infected in your town and burning the bodies. That's what it is going to take to end this and many of you don't have the balls to do it.

wow im drunk and i have a rifle and i have a 3 minute long nigger song fuck you preppers

You ain’t putting me on the list fbiFAG

fpbp

the summerfags are early this year i see

Yeh ok u little twinklet tell us more how you drinks four locos and rave all night with your homo friends

I'm going to hog tie you and ball gag you.

You sure as hell got a bulldog mouth but a puppy dog ass

I’m from Appalachia nigger, specifically Tennessee. Jack is our drink and if you completely unironically walk into a bar and order that shit with Coke you’ve got another thing coming.

Quit looking at my ass faggot. You're shit is weak.

Talking like a nigger, soundin like a nigger, must sure as shit be a negro
Ain’t nothing your drink boy I don’t give a rats dick where your from

Takes one to know one, eh nigger?

Bro join my thread fucking mossad jannies are nerfing every single one I make. I would love to fight with you, I would prefer you lads over an army of millions.

>This entire thread
God bless America.

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I didn't say it's degenerate I asked if you wanted to drink your pussy drink through a straw, pussy.

You niggers disgust me

>we're both gonna die but I'm TUFF
No niggers or retards allowed here, sorry