AUS/POL - Friday Afternoon Edition

>Where were you lads when the world burnt down?
zerohedge.com/health/nasa-warns-two-asteroids-could-cause-atmospheric-explosion-over-earth-week

buy some vegemite and a shotgun cunt
also toilet paper and canned fish, you'll be good to go

Pull it out the bank NOW!

do you need to open a bank account in America? I've never converted money

Buy yuan, Australia and America are finished

Real answer: it completely depends on your circumstances.
How old are you, what's your job, etc.

They still want schools remain open, with smug smile on the Chief Death Officer’s face.

pretty fucking buggered. still waiting to find out if I get only today off work. Managed to hook up some weed so just going to get stoned later and eat nachos

Good advice.

buying USD at the historical low is not good advice at all

The latest "rules" being applied are obviously nothing more then obvious pre-lubing for the general spergs in the public to try and keep them calm before he puts the inevitable lock down in place when school holidays start. Scomo and his dipshit boomer professor running the medical side of things are literally fucking us all over for no reason.

What the fuck is wrong with you dildos?
Are you a woman? Are you scared?

Right now they're trying to keep the country working while every retard is screaming with their hands up in the air.
It's a big fucking nothing burger. We should keep business as usual and start putting some pressure on China instead of shooting our economy in the head.

don't but anything, USD will tank bigtime

>Good advice
Buy a currency that is manipulated, and belongs to our enemies.

> obviously nothing more then obvious pre-lubing for the general spergs in the public to try and keep them calm before he puts the inevitable lock down in place

correct

Scomo is fucked next election. Everyone I know is pissed he didn't give everyone $750. Labor did why can't they do it now. If he has a brain he will fucking change that and give us all money

Seems like he is also hinting towards planning to lock down specific areas only not the entire country. Are they literally trying to do the exact some thing as Italy is doing.. RIP faggots

Buying any foreign asset (currency or other) with historically low exchange rate is stupid.
If you want to buy something, at the moment stocks are looking good. Bonds are fine too.
But basically buy aussie assets.

This. Chinese shills are rife on this board today.

KILL YOURSELF

They’re our masters, Australia is Chinaman’s land? Do you have any evidence proves otherwise?

C.O.P.E.

any leader who tackles will be toast, doesn't matter what is done

This is biblical
Must have been all the gay marriage and tranny children and such
yep

I fucked Jingping's wife

good root?

most people I know are worried they will loose their job even if they have one that is fine. they are seething hard about old cunt's and dole bludgers getting $750
nah starfish bitch

>KEEP AUSTRALIA RUNNING
He's right. If you want Australia to lose you're working for China.

I'm all for protecting and isolating the elderly and people with diseases, etc. Fine, spend whatever billions on a plan to protect them. It's a bad flu but, again, I'm all for protecting vulnerable people if needs be.
Fucking everyone else makes no sense at all.

Oy vey
Never forget goyim the 6 gorillion

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Aus has a 250k gaurentee on deposits. Stop worrying about your pocket change.

and they are right to be worried. i took a redundancy last july and have been on "holiday" for 8 months. luckily i have savings, but most are fucked.

where is my $1000 USD scomo

kek. Always said Sydney will be the first to be locked down.

Chink spies are closer to you than you might think and they are intentionally spreading this plague.

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>last minute shopping
>had N95 mask and gloves on
>get looks from everyone
>lots of staring
>bitch says "hah that won't protect you"
>guy sees me, shakes his head and laughs
>old boomer cunt looks at me, goes "wow, really?"
>tell him to fuck off and mind his own business
>leaving the store, woman points at mask and asks me "is that really necessary?"
I don't fucking get it. Chinks have been walking around with masks on in Australia since forever, I used to see them all the time even before the virus outbreak and, even better, THERE WAS TWO OF THEM IN THE FUCKING STORE I WAS IN AND THEY HAD MASKS ON, and yet nobody said a word to them or looked at them sideways. White guy puts one on and it's the end of the world, everyone has to stare and everyone apparently has a comment to make.

But did she get dubbs

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Economically speaking, the country quite literally cannot handle a complete shutdown for any period of time. Welcome to the hollowed-out welfare state.

they just keep making new ones dont they i wonder what theyll do in the next 10 years? say that some sperm have been tattood? or fetuses?

If you own a home, dollar cost average into various investments and then sell them off once you've made a comfortable profit.

Say $10,000 a month, some shares, metals, maybe a bit of crypto whatever you want. Buy food first though

priming the public for lockdown

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You should have used some clear tape to pull your eye lids to the side. Then you would have been OK.

fucking disgusting this is why i refuse to touch anything in public

>no glasses
>no earplugs

Already infected desu

i got loaded up with a shitload of carrots and potatoes, from a friend to help me through corona virus, but they'll go bad before i eat them, any tips on freezable recipes i can put them in?
I'm planning on doing a shitload of mash potato, but the carrots are throwing me

Its just a flu bro

hahaha "local outbreaks" what a retard, this shit is going to be everywhere

shepards pie. grate carrot into meat

property, everything is absolutely fucked

Mash carrots with swedes and butter, fucking tasty desu.

they just let almost 3000 people off a cruise ship in sydney that literally has pozzed people on it. Don’t worry... i’m sure they will mandatorily quarantine after just quickly stocking up at woolies on the way home.... It’s over gents

>boomervirus update
>boomervirus update
>boomervirus update

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turn the carrots into soup if you can get stock or salt. look up some recipes online

make carrot shavings and dry them theyll last forever

GOOK DETECTED I STRUT THROUGH MY IGA WITH PRIDE CUNT

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How's the shops looking lads? Are they still cleaned out each morning by 10am? I imagine it's too late to shop until next week now?

checked. New graph format. Nice mate looks good

It doesn’t matter if it is manipulated for the next year it will be the healthiest currency there is
They might be enemies butt they won the game

the mask keeps your germs in, and you should be ashamed for acting like a gook

even my tiny stores in coofs where all cleaned out of flour tp pasta cleaning stuff but EVERYTHING else was there, oh and meat and eggs