/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2299

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I'm not posting in the Gary thread.
This is the map I'm working on. Will be getting more accurate in the coming days. Sorry if I miss your favorite tiny space of land, it was an accident.

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未知のエリア

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IS SORE THROAT A SYMPTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Flu kills more in one week than this can rack up in 4 months.

What a nothingburger.

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i fucking hate the chinese
soulless bugmen need to die

>yfw normies can't stop spreading sickness

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>Chinese source
Chang, couldn't you at least have selected a less embarassing memeflag?

Yes

I don't feel well.....

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Is this the real one or the Gary thread?

Did Pence oust Fauci because he was being /our/guy way too much?

Goku: Corona-chan
Jiren: Quarantines, Treatments and Vaccines

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Its fun ! Time to distract you from corona

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Even at night, traffic is never this easy...

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>US State Leaderboard
211 total deaths
27/50 states on the board (MS, OK, VT, WI new today)

>spreadsheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE

>WA:
75 deaths
>NY:
38 deaths
>CA:
19 deaths
>GA, LA:
10 deaths
>FL, NJ:
9 deaths
>TX:
5 deaths
>CO, IL:
4 deaths
>CT, MI, OR:
3 deaths
>IN, KY, VA, VT, WI:
2 deaths
>KS, MD, MO, MS, NV, OK, PA, SC, SD:
1 death
>OH:
1 presumptive death under investigation (not yet counted)

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Bruh chill you're probably just parched

Despite the fact that the Hundred Acre Woods is reeling from this, it's only a matter of time until a fucking mole, or a badger, or something retarded from China kills millions of people again.

Even if we shut ourselves off they're just going to find their way back in somehow.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK
THEY CLOSED THE BEACHES
THEY CLOSED THE GYMS
THEY CLOSED THE NIGHTCLUBS

NOW I CAN'T BE FUCKING SHEYPADO ANYMORE BRAHS WHAT FUCKING FUCK I HAVE TO DO SIT UPS AND PUSH UPS AT HOME
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I WANT IT TO STOP
CANCEL THE HAPPENING
THIS SHIT IS OUT OF CONTROL
WE HAVEN'T EVEN REACHED A THOUSAND CASES YET EVERYBODY IS FREAKING OUT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I CAN'T STAND THIS FUCKING QUARANTINE I NEED PUSSY I NEED TO FUCK PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean humanity?

Yes, it will be over by june

youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

MY GAMES GOT DELAYED TO THE 24TH

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AWHAHAHAHA WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
REEEEEEEEEE

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Reported illnesses have ranged from mild symptoms to severe illness and death for confirmed coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) cases.

The following symptoms may appear 2-14 days after exposure.*

Fever
Cough
Shortness of breath

*This is based on what has been seen previously as the incubation period of MERS-CoV viruses.

>The Bogdanoff's is solely responsible for the outbreak of the deadly caronavirus.
>This virus, which has affected numerous US cities by 2020, has a 5% fatality rate.
>In addition,it has begun to spread to rural areas of the United States, infecting millions of people in the process.
>The virus is created as a means to plunge the world into chaos and to be used as a leverage for power.
>Places such as New York City, which have been overrun with the carona, are plagued by rioting, sickness, and looting.
>This creates the perfect excuse for the Bogdanoff's to put these cities under martial law, effectively giving the Bogdanoff's forces absolute control over them.
>This rioting, although not endorsed by the Bogdanoff's, is viewed as a useful tool by the leadership of the cabal.
>They hope that the situation will deteriorate to the point that people will beg the Bogdanoff's for help, rather than being forced to comply.
>The carona is used as a direct means to force people into carrying out the Bogdanoff's's bidding.
>Bill Gates coerces a senator infected with the plague into appointing one of the Rothschild's as the head of FEMA.
>He does this by offering to place him on the priority list for the plagues treatment, Chloroquine. Chloroquine, like the caronavirus itself, is manufactured by the Bogdanoff's.
>This means that the cabal alone has control over who gets infected and who receives the cure. This grants the Bogdanoff's an unprecedented amount of power and influence over the world's elite, who are in a position to afford the vaccine.
>This includes people as influential as the President of the United States.
>Once President Trump has been infected, it is not long before the entire US is placed under martial law. This is likely not a coincidence since Trump has little choice but to comply with the Bogdanoff's once he has the caronavirus.

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What the fuck is going on in Colorado?

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I hope Colorado doesn't go into lockdown, if it does I'm going to have to buy like an ounce of weed

Does this look high enough to cause instant death?

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yes but one symptom is nothing, don't worry

corona supplement stacks and doseages?

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Imagine coronavirus mutating into something like the T-Virus.

Amen brother

Even the Pacific is quiet...

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LOL GET FUCKED Yas ForumsZEN
TENDIEBROS FTW

FULL LOCKDOWN DECLARED IN ARGENTINA
NOBODY CAN GO OUTSIDE
THE MILITARY IS ON THE STREETS
SHIT JUST GOT REAL BROS

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Did you guys forget about the Chinese scientist who genetically engineered babies that are resistant to HIV?

sciencemag.org/news/2019/12/chinese-scientist-who-produced-genetically-altered-babies-sentenced-3-years-jail

>In November 2018, He announced that he had modified a key gene in a number of human embryos in a way thought to confer resistance to HIV. The modification might be passed on to the descendants of children born with it. He recruited couples in which the father was infected with HIV and the mother was not. In a talk at the International Summit on Human Genome Editing in Hong Kong, China, He said he wanted to spare the babies the possibility of becoming infected with HIV later in life. The technique could be used to reduce the HIV/AIDS disease burden in much of Africa, he argued, where those infected often face severe discrimination.

There’s probably some significance here

I hear reports that Gamestop is ignoring the shutdown orders, issuing a statement that it demands to be recognized as a essential business given the number of people forced to stay home. No more than 10 people are allowed inside at a time.

Man, they really want those Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing sales

what am I looking at?

If your bullshit keeps up, see It's only a matter of time....

Chill men, as long as you don't have coof nor fever, you are fine.

Can we do something utterly stupid with this whole coronavirus thing to pass the time? Like trying to convince people on twitter to reuse their used toilet paper to conserve their toilet paper supply. It's so stupid that no one with half a brain would actually consider it, but seeing the reactions might be fun.

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GOVERNMENT WILL REVEAL WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON APRIL 1ST, POPULATION WILL THINK THE TRUTH IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE, BUT IT'S NO JOKE. NOT AT ALL. TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER. BEWARE AND PREPARE FOR THE WORST...

if you dive head first, yes

literally who? i bet you have no sources on anything big these two roadkill looking prehistoric greasers have done.

Big Fat NothingBurger. I was just in the ER for my wife (had a baby on Monday) and overheard they had 350 ppl show up complaining of flu like symptoms and only 1 possibly 2 had Covid. I am in Miami Dade County

>Future Global Shocks: Pandemics
>Jan, 14th 2011

Source: oecd.org/gov/risk/46889985.pdf

how bad is the infections spread that you had to close the country?

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Damn chill the fuck out man, let go of being a damn normie for a sec, would you? The NEET life won't kill you

I hope they hid him and gave him resources to better the genetic field

>today dumb peruvian president gave a press conference about coronavirus
>he was so smug about how well the country is handling the crisis and how there are no deaths so far
>few hours later
>3 people dead
mfw

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>mfw gym still open

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It's just a flu bro!

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lmao fucking newfag

Me either. I've been coofing a lot

>docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ew6kD6FoclMwptcBb8i3JO9TA74yW3fpALbcjOGx6zE
>ctrl+f
>20s? Nope.
>30s? Nope.
>40s? 2, both underlying conditions
>50s? A few. All underlying conditions.
>60s+? Yes.

This really isn't that bad a virus just don't visit grandma for a few weeks and we'll all be fine.

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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That is the most fucked county in the state next to Broward... and for many reasons

I've had a dry cough for 11 days but it isn't getting any worse, just stays the same. How many days does it take to ramp up from mild cough to drowning in lung butter?

...so twice a bad flu season? Why the fuck is everyone going all 'doomsday' over this?

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or you could like, help people.

if this is a traffic map, people are still driving around doing stuff, I had to deliver food in boulder tonight for a few hours

Current traffic

MARTIAL LAW SOON

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>200k dead. Maybe.
Woah, literally nothing.

>11355 cases
>64 serious
64/11355 = 0.56%

snow lol

oh shit when did fightz get UI goku?

128 confirmed, 3 dead.
It's still relatively small but the idea is to attack the problem early so we don't end like Italy and Spain.

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This.

NY is a bit off. Here's the most up-to-date version.

>been having a coof for the past couple days
>know it's probably a combo of pollen, staying up until 3 all week, and cooming but can't help but think of corona

Don't forget those FF7 Remake and RE3make bucks

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Marshall*

Oh noes, armored cars on a train. It's the NWO taking over. It's the hecking nazi police state.

a symptom of too much dick sucking

>approximate 80% uncertainty interval: 19,000-1,200,000
jej

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Nah

Hoarders don’t help people.

no worries mate, we don't expect much from the South Americans anyway
>since Pinochet

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it's been snowing all day so it could be snow polws on the road

I runny nose a symptom

>powls
plows

mobile.twitter.com/BioBreakout/status/1240839088321822721

I hope qtards are right because shit's getting too scary now

What’s going on In China what are the true numbers?

Total lockdown here. This is so trippy. It's just like Plague INC. I just came home at 00.01. i was illegal for a minute. I will never forget this day.

>implying i will survive

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I want du30 to get corona-chan. i want him to get fucked for sucking chink dick

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idk im not a doctor, im just copy pasting cdc tips. but general advice is to stay home if you have ANY symptoms. if you feel like you absolutely need a doctor, they're instructing people to CALL first so that you can talk to a doctor to see if you need treatment.

But it's the evening, and you few states are the only ones still superspreading. Do you know something I don't?

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ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!!

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>Source: Chinks

fuck off

Fug, forgot pic

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>DAY 8 OF /LOCKDOWN/

How do NEETS live like this?

Almost want to go lick a doorknob and get it over with.

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kekd

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that is not even too bad
>but your population is more concentrated in bigger cities
>it might seems like a drastic move but maybe it is the right one

Classic maxchan meme

Would give us a reckoning for sure. So far it's a borefest

>80% confidence interval is absolutely trash.
>sees the word experts

Seems about right

it's been snowing all day, my guess is the plows are out

FUCK YOU
I HATE BEING A NEET IT FUCKING SUCKS
COUNTER STRIKE ALL DAY LONG? WITH NOTHING ELSE TO DO? I CAN ONLY STUDY JAPANESE AT HOME BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING MOTIVATION BECAUSE MY BODY IS MELTING AS WE SPEAK

MY BEAUTIFUL ROUND DELTS ARE SLOWLY TURNING INTO A FLAT DISGUSTING ÉXTENTION OF MY ARMS
MY ABS ARE GROWING A GROSS LAYER OF FAT ABOVE THEM
WHAT THE FUCK BROS

I WANT OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

STOP WORSHIPPING THIS FALSE GOD THIS WILL CONDEMN YOU TO HELL FAGGOTS!!! IT'S TIME TO CALL OFF THE HAPPENING!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>experts
>80% uncertainty interval
man i'm glad that somehow my tax dollars are funding these fucking retards

You forgot this:
archive.is/OYnJ0
>Up to 20% of younger adults infected with coronavirus end up hospitalized, CDC says

All of these videos of people taking pics of military equipment on transit reminds me of 07 when all of those wake up sheeple videos would be on youtube

>literally who?
You're done.

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You could go fuck yourself.

>US
>WE
lol youre more fucked than me and monkeys dont have nukes
kill yourself subhuman

>a few thousands death
>people have to stay home
>economy goes back a few years
>some people lose their job
>paper toilet shortage for a few days

Wow it's happening!

calm down macaco

It's not like the normal flu will go away. We're about to have triple intensity flu seasons till something is found.

where is NY's case info broken down? having problems finding a good sauce

This board is fucking cringe now. It's not just a flu, but it's not the end of anything. Influenza killed 6,000 Canucks in one flu season. Aids killed 770,000 in one year.
5,000 burgers buy the farm from heart failure (mostly preventable) in one day.
And I'm watching everyone from the sheila on local tv to all you spineless faggots freak out over a virus that has a true fatality rate under 1 percent.

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I want millions, or a billion deaths.

I just want to see people suffer

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Corona-chan has quintupled since last month, and I think hitting hospital capacity will give her a boost. 60k dead on April 20th, 400k dead May 20th, 3 million dead June 20th, at which point the first wave will peak in fatality rates. 6 million dead by the end of summer.

Try reading a book user. I will take one and go walk on my treadmill in the AM to try and stay healthy. That or an audio book.

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I'll fix it immediately. Thanks fren. Can you send me a link to your source so I can add it to my links? I plan on updating it daily as I get ones for every state

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>Just started a fantastic job I love working from home
>Kid is in school
>Wife works all day
>Get 10 glorious hours a day to myself
>Workout 2 hours a day
>Only have to wear pants when I leave the house
>No one to ask why I'm sipping on whiskey at 9 am
>No one to bitch about me smoking in my office now
>No one to complain about me blasting death metal
>No one POKING THEIR FUCKING HEAD INTO MY OFFICE EVERY TEN FUCKING MINUTES TO ASSAULT ME WITH THEIR FUCKING PROBLEMS
THEN THis FUCKING VIRUS HITS
>Still have plenty of work
>Wife's job says she can work from home too
>Kid's school shuts down
>Constantly bothered by my wife or son while I'm elbow deep in a project
>No more cancer sticks, whiskey, and death metal at 9 am
>No more 2 hour workouts because "it's too much"
The only saving grace to this whole event is that I'm alive in a time where I get to watch the fucking world fall apart while being very well provisioned. Looking forward to fucking off to the family farm with my guns, booze, and family to farm and raid the starving townies.

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me too. my nigga, we fucked if we get it

Bad snow. However, traffic has been pretty light all week. It's been nice, thanks Corona-chan~

Yes. YES.
GROW FATTER CORONA-CHAN

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> Bitching

The U.P. remains Corona free

user... why are you comparing worst Korea and using it as a baseline for CFR? Does it apply to the whole world?