/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2298 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

FIRST HOURS OF QUARANTINE IM GOING NUTS LET ME OUT LET ME OUT MY HOUSE WALLS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY
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Let me know when you've stopped coming back to these threads, thanks sweetheart.

does /cvg/ play any online game?

S U B M I T
T O
H E R

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BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just want to try some of that YuMmY BAT SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good evening my friend

Our Gary, Who Art in /cvg/
Hallowed be Thy Namefaggotry
Thy Pasta come, Thy (You)s be done
IRL as it is on Yas Forums
Give us this Thread our Threadly digits
And forgive Us our Shitposts
As We forgive Those who Shitpost against Us
And lead Us not into Cooming
But deliver Us from Degeneracy
For (You)rs is the FPBP,
And the Power, and the Glory,
For Ever until /cvg/ Ends

Amen

North Korea has found a cure for Coronavirus with 100% success rate that is easy to manufacture!

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>sleep in cramped quarters
>frontline dealing with the rioting masses

ya, if you want to meet corona-chan

Based. This is all just a giant nothingburger.

I’m honestly surprised that Yas Forums is so behind on this. You’re no better than normies with all your panic. By buying into this fake panic you are granting governments across the world undue authority that will make the Patriots Act look like childsplay. This is a calculated move to quash industry and control populaces. Please, please wake up.

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>herd immunity

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I don't understand the logic behind wanting to destroy China. Especially with Trump as president. As you saw all Trump's work he did to fix the economy is now completely blown away by China's pandemic. Why would the US government do that when we were profiting off of China being China the most? The zero-sum game is a myth and President Trump being a businessman would know this more than anybody. When China profited so did America in some ways. It's almost like China was on pillar holding up the world and Amarica was the other. China Being a Piller of Severity and America being a Pillar of Mercy in a lot of ways. Now, you can take America out of the equation if you want and substitute with Russia. But then you have to Pillars of Severity and that's not going to work out very well for the world. But here's the thing with Severity. Severity means a lot of things and you can still be a merciful government to your people but severe with Injustice. And that's actually what severities function is supposed to be, Justice.

The member of the Chainese Communist Party need to be held responsible with crimes against humanity. Russia can jump in if they want but I don't see why they would do that there's nothing to be gained by doing that unless they feel threatened by human rights too, all of a sudden. Why do communist governments fear Human Rights so much. It's wired

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Trash. It doesn't take into account lockdowns or testing limitations.

It's happening too slowly.
We need to ACCELERATE
GAS GAS GAS

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POST YOUR SUPP STACKS & DOSAGES OK ?

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Is this just an exponential fit?

Coworkers
>"it's been proven it's just a flu! I just had the article up but I can't find it."
>"The economy will bounce back it'll be fine."
>"Trump said x"
At local grocery store.
>"We're cutting hours but these people are so stupid, it's nothing."
>"Yeah the trucks keep coming, they're bringing meat and a low amount of canned goods but everything else is on backorder for a while, people just need to stop panicking."
>"Can't wait for this to blow over"
Italy and Spain
>"We literally can't burn bodies fast enough."
FUCK IT JUST KILL US ALREADY GOD

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Wake me up from this nightmare

Herd immunity isn’t even relevant. This virus isn’t fatal for anybody important. We could all in this thread get it now and we’d still be fine.

It's fake. It's a simulation gone live to tank the economy. It's all been gamed out months in advance. They really just throw it in our faces. hub.jhu.edu/2019/11/06/event-201-health-security/

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NUKE CHINA NOW

How is the UK doing

(You)

THE CORONAVIRUS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

It's all a scam

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Possibly suitable.

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Happooners and Nothingburgers have traded scripts over just the past week. This is amazing to watch. I used to laugh at happeningfags, now I’m laughing at you.

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>0.6% FATALITY RATE IN SOUTH KOREA
it's over 1% now

People are dieing

!!!!!!!!!!!!!READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY AUNT IS GOOD FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO’S DAD WORKS FOR HOMELAND SECURITY AND SENT ME THIS TEXT

NOT A FUCKING LARPPPP

THE NATIONAL GUARD HAS ALREADY SET UP ABOUT 3 FROM MY HOUSE

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>death rate remains constant for decades
>morgues unable to respond to sharp spike
OOOHHH NOOOOOOOO ITS THE ENNND OH MY GOOOOD

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How long until this all blows over?

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I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

I can probably catch the disease and be okay with my health.

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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Stop shilling this stupid bullshit already.
This faggot little virus won’t cause a pandemic.

You have to kys to wake up.

my grocery store cant keep up with the meat order. we're getting like 1/3 of our shipment atm

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And? People die every day....

Stage-2 containment imminent!

Fuck the nucks. Why do you always want to Nuck things

How do you know?

Fine, there’s barely any change in daily life. The damage being done is caused by panicking retards.

>MY AUNT IS GOOD FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO’S DAD WORKS FOR HOMELAND SECURITY AND SENT ME THIS TEXT
>NOT A FUCKING LARPPPP
sure thing, LARPer

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Sorry, wrong flag.
LET ME OUTTTTTTTTTTT

I'll submit for those titties

picks or it didnt happen

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theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/19/uruguay-coronavirus-party-guest-argentina

An interesting thing about all this is that it might break the transmission chains of all kinds of diseases. Pathogens thrive on a fast pace-of-life.

Relatedly, part of why an interplanetary society would not die of plague is that the interplanetary transit vectors are intrinsically slow.

New Orleans gonna die.

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I know!

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>only 2.3% mortality rate

LMAO THAT'S FUCKING NOTHING, JUST LIKE THE BURGER ITS MADE FROM

Due to where I work at, I'm pretty sure I'm going to catch the virus. What should I stock up on if I get sick? Already have vitamin C, know how to make electrolyte water, aware that ibuprofen makes it worse, stocked on plenty of soups and oatmeal.
Anything else?

whered you learn math you retarded nog? 94/2324 = 4% mortality

Nigger who do you think is panicking?

come on user, have a drink with me

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I don't know. Why can't you people just leave us alone on our simple conspiracy theory board?

I fucking promise you dude. I’ve been a nothingburger until about 3 days ago

I'm kind of having not going to work, walking around in hazmat, and splurging on shit like I don't care about my future. I hope this doesn't end too soon.

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>I am too dumb to understand strains, which one is the L and which one is the S?
Sorry, I misunderstood your question and went to make a cup of tea like a fucking faggot.
Pic related shows the strains, L split off from S pretty much straight away in Wuhan.
Which is ... interesting.
From this chink paper:
academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwaa036/5775463
This genetic change:
>we found that SNPs at location 8,782 (orf1ab: T8517C, synonymous) and 28,144
(ORF8: C251T, S84L) showed significant linkage, with an r2 value of 0.954
is what they use to define L from S.

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Minecraft, Roblox, and Fortnite.

I just got tested for corona. They stuffed a really long q-tip up my nose. Results will be available in a few days.

Anyone have any questions for me?

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yesterday was the biggest super jump with over 25 thounsand in a day.

>dieing

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just because they've been planning it for years, doesn't mean it's fake

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Gary is JavaScript

Based and redpilled.

It’s actually embarrassing how badly scared you all are. Get a grip.

>this is a better ending than the one were the parastic worms mindcontrols humanity

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I-i guess it ends here huh guys?

skribbl.io/?01koMO2gUsRr

SKRIBBL !

With politically incorrect words ! Join now and wait 3-4 minutes for the lobby to fill.

Lets have some fun with pol brainlets in the apocalypse lads

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Why aren't any anons sick yet?

how do you know your aunt isn't LARPing?

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Now that everyone is staying home, about 3 weeks.

How easy was it to get a test?

Is this shit gonna die when it gets warm?

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Holy shit take your meds. Refer to step one of pic related to place the exact position of your delusion sweatys

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Not you Brazil bro. Your coo.

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Ours is only opening to the "At risk" from 8AM to 10AM, which has been limited to certain individuals and age groups in our town. I can't wait until the faggots from ID and WA throw a tantrum out in the parking lot when they can't clear out our stores of ravioli and beans like they've been doing for the past week and a half.

The only thing i'm scared of is your 90's highlights. You are the one sounding hysterical right now.

That was from November '19, dipshit. It was literally gamed out a couple months in advance, you smooth brained imbecile.

Heroes & generals, warthunder, minecraft

GAY HAZMAT
GAY HAZMAT
HA
ha

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Death rate is too high and your doubling rate is constant, ngmi

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How fucking dare you /cvg/

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I'm scared about muh economy. People I know are already losing jobs.

THIS is the peak smug.

god damn this is really starting to feel like some massive psyop, maybe the biggest one in history. all the constant fear mongering, social distancing and isolation, collapsing businesses and economies, culling on the weak, etc. it has to be more than just some fucking overblown flu going on here

what are these motherfuckers at the tip top of global power up to bros?

Step aside

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Corona-chan really is /ourgirl/

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HOLY FUCK,
23 Metro workers in NYC just tested positive
wsj.com/articles/nearly-two-dozen-mta-workers-test-positive-for-coronavirus-11584661503

NYC is going to make Italy look like a fucking picnic, that means everyone that was cramped up in the subway as early as 5 days ago are fucked

>mfw second wave acts as cure

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Thank god

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Fun, isn't it?

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OY VEY! MAKE IT GO FASTER!

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i made like 8k dollars selling paper towels and lysol this week

but i know the rapture is here im just gonna enjoy the money while the time we have left

i think the rapture is in june btw

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I had to play stupid to a few questions. They asked me if I had a fever, I replied I didn’t have a thermometer. I have been sick for a week and have coughing/breathing issues, so it is possible I’m sick. They ran a test for influenza on me first (came back negative).

I also went to a very out of the way clinic that wasn’t getting tons of traffic. The clinics that people with covid fears are being directed to a specific place, but it seems all clinics are equipped to collect samples.

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It's a logistic function/sigmoid curve so it appears exponential at first, but the rate of change decreases eventually by day 124-125. I put the number of infected X capped at 2.5 billion about half of non-chinese population, no particular reason for it. I forget what Y is but it's equal to 131.5 million. Infection rate is 15.6%.

Formula =X/(1+Y*EXP(-Rate*Days)

will US become the third most infected country after China and Italy tomorrow?

Thanks user. That made me happy to see.

Alge... What could that country be?

just because they've been planning this for years
doesn't mean it's fake

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Wat

Based Corona-chan

Just about to get on an international flight to get home, wish me luck bros. I'm all geared up and not taking this shit off for any cunt.

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I'm already accepting death

GUYS! MY DAD JUST CALLED ME AND SAID "HEY SON, DO YOU WANT A BEER?" BUT MY DAD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 5 YEAR?!?

gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

10,000 DEAD
>10,000 DEAD
10,000 DEAD
>10,000 DEAD
10,000 DEAD
>10,000 DEAD
10,000 DEAD
>10,000 DEAD

I’m hysterical because I can see the shadows moving closer. This is a authoritarian overreach on an unprecedented scale and will not disappear post-pandemic. The more ground you give the government, the more you surrender your freedom for the rest of your life. This will make post-9/11 security measures look banal in comparison. The COVID bill being passed right now lasts for TWO YEARS, when we’re being told that the lockdown will last for barely 12 weeks. THEY KNOW SOMETHING THAT WE DONT.

Oh fuck I just coughed.

Do you know what's scarier? When everything else collapses and armed people starting to show up.

True, but our supply chains won't be killed, at least for a while. We still have plenty of healthy farmers and truckers so if it comes as bad as Corona-chan infecting most of them, we can always cut exports to Europe and go full food autarchy mode

Bill Gates
HP Dell Apple
all worked with China
5G networked pushed hard
Vaccines pushed hard
ID2020 hidden from most public
Virus is released
Bill Gates on reddit
pushes ID2020
FAIL

CDC Democrat ran
CDC now pushing
mass phone tracking and data collecting
claiming it is to track
Virus

5G was to track microchip ID2020

So, anyone with recommendations for movies to watch during self isolation? Preferably about viruses. Pic unrelated its a porn AI like tempt.ai.

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US is fucked. Sister is really sick and the hospital says "if you get worse in the next two days, call and we'll test you." Jesus fucking Christ. How can they be this fucking stupid?

Lol. Kys faggot.

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look at all the fucking shills, get gassed chinks.

How is it going to set back woman rights. It's almost impossible for our government to take back freedoms once they make it into the bill of rights.

godspeed user

NOOO THE INDEPENDENT WAMYN

CEOs from big companies resigning a month before U.S. started lockdowns was already a clear sign something is up.
businessinsider.com/bob-iger-keith-block-ceos-that-stepped-down-in-2020

so how does corona induced ball damage manifest

There were threads about Bill Gates speaking about vaccines and digital certificates (most likely chips) to prove that you're vaccinated. This might be the endgame but I'm not sure.