He is right you know

based dre

Is the new album good

But 100% of Americans arent infected....

And the rest of the skittles give you permanent lung damage and a random chance of sterility and organ damage. They're also neuroinvasive and might linger in your body forever, causing you to get sick again later with worse complications.

Yeah go grab a handful of dem skittles, it's a nothingburger after all. Fucking idiot boomers.

If I ate a handful of skittles I wouldn't become 20 people.

Someone has to throw one of those 100 in your mouth first.

Haven't listened yet.

did someone say skittles?

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kek

If all the hospitals are overrun it's not a 97% survival rate.

That not how math works.
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Nah I'd eat a couple

While I agree I have a bro with cancer so I'm stressing

usually that 3% is old or has aids
just saying

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>black science

You'd be a dead roastie whore though

Bad analogy, you can give the skittles to someone you dislike or sell them.

sorry let me try for your level:

Imagine if Harry Potter had to pick a wizard out of 100 to travel with him, but he knew that 3 of the wizards in the pool of 100 are deatheaters serving Voldemort.

If you could set the skittles aside for a few months, then they'd all be safe and that's only a tiny fraction of their shelf life....

What if it is 14 skittles out of 100?

Kike pilpul

this dumb nigger is equating an entire population to a one person scenario of eating a bag a skittles

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>you are hungry
>somebody has 100 pizzas, 3 which will give you a cough
>will you eat 1?

You have a lifetime risk of 1 in 100 of dying in a car crash. Do people avoid driving in cars? No

So what if we start the math at 13%?

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>yeah, give me the fucking skittles nigger.
>what? you little shit.
>KABLAM!
>oh fuck. uh, yeah 911? some dude just attacked me and I shot him

What if the skittles came with watermelon arizona drank?
Would it be worth dying over?

Coronavirus doesn't have a 97% survival rate, it has an undefined survival rate. Not to mention they're thinking this might maime even healthy people.

Even if it did, you'd be comparing us with the likes of Italy and South Korea. We're not like them, our people are intentionally difficult to control, our healthcare system isn't unified in any way. Our politicians want to score points.

I'd predict our survival numbers to be similar to Iran's.

they coof on all the fucking pizza it was established in another thread that got pruned or deleted.

>harry potter politics
found the blue checkmark

that analogy is stupid unless people are gonna get coronavirus 100 times

Dont eat skittles. ....and a black guy using skittles. Cant make it up.

My work here is done.

they all give you the coof, and 1 or 2 or 3 kill you.

According to vaccine theory after you survived the first corona flavor one you become immune.

I'd eat 4. I fuckin love mixing orange and green ones.

Half of every year the skittles are unavailable for consumption

You run the risk of increasing the total of poisoning other skittles.

What's the coronavirus parallel for that?

A more accurate analogy would be

If I gave you 100 skittles and 3 of the skittles could kill you IF you're 70 or older with lung issues (i.e. living on borrowed time)...I'm sure you would avoid the fucking skittles.

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Death is not the only outcome. You could be seriously disabled for life, left unemployed, in a shitton of medical debt, or all three. It's a big fucking deal.

Right, but we're waiting for 3 or 4 times the amount of time it takes for the poison to run its course even if there's a small amount of cross contamination.

I'd explain but—interestingly—it would require peanut M&Ms.

Underrated post. Fucking 10% of population could be killed with a solid fucking punch.

It's not some Russian roullete killing 3% across the board. Its old shits who die from large poops regularly dying mostly.

And it's not like people have a 100% chance of catching it. Its more like taking 1000000 Skittles and giving one to each person, 3% are poisonous, and the 3% of those people.

Math too hard for these sheep ass TP buying boogaloo ass mother fuckers.

Tell that to the people who buy lottery tickets

Probably the worst candy ever made

All these analogies are actually shit because they depend on dying being the crux of the coronavirus issue. Dying is bad, yes, but that's not the major concern here. The virus spreads amazingly fast and cripples people who are infected. Most of them aren't permanently crippled, but many will need hospitalization in order to survive, and our medical system is clearly not ready for that yet.

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they're saying now that millenials are the main risk category not for physical reasons but because they are so fucking retarded.

>taking 1000000 Skittles and giving one to each person
are you nuts? do you know how long that would take? niggers would be rioting after 4 minutes.
one skittle each person. sheeeeeeiiiiitttt

I guess shes right too then.

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Ya that's why we don't let them drive cars.

change.org/p/donald-j-trump-stop-all-chinese-traffic-from-using-us-based-internet/dashboard?just_created=true

Ban chinks, sign now

They say you like to take it up the ass, boy.

would fuck the shit out of that proud granny

>take all my upvotes

Ok lets apply this nigger's analogy to real world events.
> 100 skittles
> 3 could kill you
> ok so lets put all the skittles in time-out for 2 weeks
> timeout elapses
> eat all skittles
> die anyways
What the fucking hell is wrong with all of you. Someone needs to start running a corona hoax general up in here.

It's a meme you dip.

flu: kills 35 million
chinese meme flu: kills 9k, warrants shutting down civilization and costing the global economy trillions over unfounded speculation

The nig makes a compelling argument to shut down the borders completely. More illegals percentage-wise kill more than poison skittles.

If you give me 1000 skittles and tell me 2 could kill me I'm still avoiding the skittles.

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3% of American population is the same as the population of new york city + 1 million.

So if only 3 out of 100 niggers attack me, I should avoid them all? Wow based black man telling it like it is

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but 97 of those skittles would make me invincible to the 3

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My life is unironically more valuable than theirs

Not 3 skittles, but 3 singular random skittles.

Ask Trayvon about those skittles

>a nigger can into percentage
I'm genuinely surprised.

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3% death rate is a huge number when 100 million people get infected

it's a nigger analogy because it doesn't take into account infection rates and makes no comparative sense, diseases aren't a choice and the avg joe doesn't operate on probability
whenever black people try to come up with pragmatic analogies it always falls flat
double digit iq at work, pretty sad

I tried to explain shit shit to a bunch of corona hyped leftists. They banned me after completely failing to comprehend my point for a topic ten minutes. They started sperging out and calling me a dick and an asshole, even though they were in fact the emotionally distressed ones. It’s impossible to reason with these people. They don’t care about math, or evidence, despite how OMG SCOIENCE these people are. They just don’t give a shit. As long as they are with their fellow idiots they will just gang up on you ang ignore everything you say.

Shit we are up to 9 million abortions this year alone and its only march. The most dangerous place on the planet is the womb.

Ventilators are one per 500
Young people are not immune to respiratory syndrome
Good luck getting a ventilator, all the old folk have them

Not with Corona. You can get reinfected and die from it. Your body doesn't develop long-term immunity.

Based Rick

SU!

>I will save people from the coronavirus
>and also wars somehow?
>by getting infected with the coronavirus and dying

Metaphors are hard guys

...

Fucking millennial are shitting up the country need a culling

This was from years ago, when making arguments about why you shouldn't let refugees into European countries.

Except the lethal skittles only kill the obese and people with chronic conditions like diabetes, heart disease, asthma and the people on the beaches of Miami aren't fat.

Based black man speaking the truth

>97% of niggers are peaceful citizens

Honestly I didn’t really understand her point. Like her metaphors failed to have any real connections to each other

Oh, gotcha. Makes sense.

Still completely fucking retarded though

10 million dead?

kek

>posting a tweet
>not posting the date and time so we can raid it
faggot

AND FURTHERMORE, ALL CHINESE SHOULD BE DEPORTED OR THROWN INTO INTERNMENT CAMPS

Yet if no one eats any skittles the world grinds to a halt and everyone goes insane while we consume each other.
20% deathrate is worth keeping the lights on for. 80% deathrate is worth keeping the lights on. 99.99999% is worth keeping the lights on. Cowards.

I’ve heard that one with regards to Muslims.

half the ingredients of a bag of shittles comes from china.

97% survival rate with medical care that requires the use of a ventilator, yet what happens when the hospitals are suddenly overwhelmed and can’t cope and don’t have enough ventilators? Then a lot more than 3% start to die, not only from Coronavirus, but from other medical issues as well.

xcom players KNOW a 97% chance is still no joke

Haha, us gamers am i right?

No problem, you have:
54 skittles
16 Peanut M&M's
22 Reese's Pieces
7 M&M minis, that are likely to bring more poison at some point
1 piece of Pemmican

Even in the end times, the left still can't meme.

Oh, you have to pretend they're no different from eachother btw.

shut up you piece of shit