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replace "defend against virus" with "defend against looting niggers"

Our cops have scary looking MP5's. Always feel uneasy walking past them.

I'd legit never leave my house if I was american. How do you people live like that.

no
they just have very strong words for the enemy and a slingshot to fight the taliban

Yes, it's what they use to affiix their bayonets made of wit and satire to, nothing fo you to worry about though as you'd never get the point

Grow a set of balls. Fucking hell, no wonder Mohammed's are invading your Kingdom.

>Fucking hell, no wonder Mohammed's are invading your Kingdom
We may be pussies but at least we know how to use apostrophes correctly.

Yeah they are in Belfast too

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saw 3 of those fat helicopters with the 2 sets of blades yesterday morning about 7am in Newcastle

holy shit, i think a belfast just flew over my flat

Unfortunately, you failed to learn about your friend, the comma.

I have it from a Consultant in NHS, that the British Army will be providing a presence in London as of Friday.

I seen Jets flying around but that was a couple of weeks ago now. Probably boring exercise shit.

Live in the East Mids, aunt works at a law firm in London, her boss is one of her best friends and is married to a millionaire who owns the firm as well as several companies. She told me that he'd spoken to the top dog for London's policing who told him it goes down in two weeks; full lock down, enforced curfews, all of that. I know this will be taken with a pinch of salt as I'm an anonymous poster on Yas Forums but I'm being 100% genuine. If you need to get anything done then get it done over the next two weeks.

The British army train yours, mate. Remember that.

There's alot of military movement right now, not domestically but observing and testing response times of Russia's defences. Also production has sped up the Russian's have seen their latest s-400 batch finish ahead of schedule. Moreover, India has just bought several T-80 and MiG from from Russia.

>Russia’s radar stations spotted 22 aircraft and four drones of foreign states, which conducted air reconnaissance near Russia’s borders over the past week,
tass.com/defense/1132737

It appears to me that countries are getting prepared for conflict, if it happens I think it will be around June.

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There is no comma necessary in that sentence, retard. Read a book.

that's good;
magic circle firm?

>dying for the government

hahahahaha

>B52
Did you get any photos?

gayest collection of words ive ever read

LOCKDOWN IS SUNDAY
FYI

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Hi China,
hows things your part of the world?
are you preparing for war?

Nah, not that prestigious. Moderately sized with three offices in London and to my knowledge at least another few in Hertfordshire and Bedfordshire.

What's the most 'pro' Western Chinese news website.
Or one that represents CCP views.

You will need:
- gas burners (and gas)
- diesel generator (and diesel)
- LOTS of drinking water for 2 weeks (they're gonna put pacifier in the water)
- tinned food blah blah

Kek. You limeys are alright. Stay safe lads.

Please refer to the Oxford Dictionary for a proper example of following the word "unfortunately" with a comma.
>dictionary.cambridge.org/de/worterbuch/englisch/unfortunately
Please refer to this fun discussion of the proper rules for comma usage:
>reviewediting.wordpress.com/2012/06/06/commas-with-descriptive-phrases/
>Rule 2: If the title or descriptive phrase follows the personal name or the main phrase, use a comma before and after the phrase.
These are basic rules of comma usage that I learned in elementary school and are common knowledge. You might need to review.

>live on a narrowboat
>solar set up
>fletch my own arrows for bow and bolts for crossbow
>have spent the last decade hunting and trapping for fun
>ordered three months of freeze-dried food the day it left China
>two year's supply of vitamin C
>fucking boss water filtration system that they laughed at me when I built - they aren't laughing now
>half a terabyte of films and documentaries on my backlog
Not gonna lie lad I'm actually looking forward to this.

Sorry I gave you the Cambridge link by mistake. Here's the Oxford Learner's Reference which is more your speed:
>oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/english/unfortunately
Examples of correct usage are abundantly available.

Whats your opinion on that 'exercise' involving 30k american troops?

>defend against coronavirus
They still can't admit that London isn't English anymore.

Christ alive lad I almost can't believe you misunderstood that. Are you a member of Densa? Read the chain of posts again and think on it for a little while.

You're being ironic right? Not scary at all.

I expected curfews.
Definitely for the best.
The biggest concern I have for Blighty, are predatory gangs and criminals.
You can only do so much for physical security;
i.e. if a gang wanted to get into your house or rob a street,
unless you've a means to physically repel them by force, they will.
Unfortunately the UK, takes a dim view of self defence,
So the best you can do is get a large dog and melee weapons
>chainsaws, axes, cricket bats, knives, swords, crossbows (although prone to miss a moving target).
Even then, you could be easily overpowered, if you're not inured to using fighting or fear overcomes you.
So lets hope this doesn't go on for too long.

37,000 troops all told.
It's been modified but, as I'm sure you're aware, it was preparation for a ground invasion.
Also don't forget Op. Cold Response, and Op. Joint warrior from last year
gov.uk/government/news/10000-troops-from-13-countries-arrive-in-the-uk-for-major-exercise

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Narrowboat living has kind of appealed to me, Id get too nervous at how easy it seems to be for some trippy cunt to just come aboard and try to enter. Also do you have to stoop when walking around?
It would definately be comfy but I'm not sure I could cope long term like I could in a static caravan.

Wasnt pic related from 2019? I fell for it also

I've been on the cut for a little under fifteen years and no one has ever fucked with my boat. I've heard about the odd smashed window here and there but invariably shit like that happens in towns and, to be honest, if you moor in the middle of Leicester you sort of deserve what happens to you. Head room is sound. Standard is about 6'2-6'3 but they all come different, really. Mate of mine has a headroom of like 6'8 or some mad shit. If you're in the East Mids chuck me a throwaway and I'll seriously put the kettle on for you so you can come have a nose about one day if you're seriously considering it.

Yes, but one presumes it was an operation to be prepared against a threats in the UK - be it an invasion, or peacekeeping mission. If World War Flu turned into World War 3; I expect we would see:

>civil rioting and violence
>islamic militias

The Chinese could easily arm a billion conscripts and send them off to 'zerg rush' anyone.
If they landed 500k on the UK, it would be over.

>full lock down, enforced curfews, all of that.

Uh huh. How exactly do they plan to do that then? They can't even keep feral nogs pacified under normal circumstances. They don't attend most burglaries or thefts in person. The first time a cop tries telling someone to get back in their house, that cop is getting a faceful of dandruff in very short order. Most outsiders mistake our reserve and politeness for meekness and weakness. They're wrong.

How far can you get on a narrow boat now?
Are the locks still operational in places.
I don't know why the UK, doesn't use them for green transportation of goods.

DESU.
This is my main concern.
Especially in 'diverse' cities.
You know exactly to what I'm referring.
It won't just be the food they're coming for either.
I am very very concerned.
I know what people of that ilk are capable of.

Do the Brits have a National Guard akin to the US?

I can only tell you what I was told which is that it will be a two-strike system in which the first time you're caught out and about you'll get sent home with a warning and the second time they'll arrest you. I don't expect it to work any more than you do but this is apparently what the plan is. I suppose when shit kicks off the next step is the army being rolled out.

>How far can you get on a narrow boat now?
Pretty much anywhere if you take both canals and rivers into account. Furthers North I've been was just above Birmingham, furthest south was Hertfordshire.
>Are the locks still operational in places.
All of them are.
>I don't know why the UK, doesn't use them for green transportation of goods.
100 year old diesel engines aren't green and I guess horse-drawn just isn't a thing anymore. Working boats do still exist, though, they're just not often used for long haulage.

possibility of DOMOPs ranging up to 3 months

*furthest
Not even phone posting so I've no excuse.

No sir.
We have reservists,
but they do not operate in a 'national guard' type contingency.
I am very concerned.
Certain cities will be a hot bed of the worst imaginable.
We could not keep a lid on problems in 2011.
MI5 said back in 2004 the UK would face anarchy within missing 4 meals.
thetimes.co.uk/article/britain-four-meals-away-from-anarchy-fc9kfgc0w92

that works for civilised people.
not with people, who challenge authority.
the result will eventually be someone getting shot;
this will escalate the violence;
then it will all burn and worse.
Millbank politicians haven't got a fucking clue to put it midly.

You'll find no disagreement here. Shit is about to hit the fan.

good to know.
I meant using an electric powered vehicle to tow the boats rather than the gee-gees.

I am desperately worried for vulnerable people back home user.
Old folk, women and children.
I'm worried sick with it. I've barely slept for 4nights,
People don't stick their neck out anymore like they used to.

There are narrowboats with electric engines and they're adequately run by a battery bank and solar panels, believe it or not. It could definitely be made to work, the main issue would be time. Including all the locks it'd take me a solid three or four weeks to get down to London from Leicestershire doing eight hour days. That's a two hour drive down the m1. I'd like to see it happen regardless, though.

My Mother has severe asthma so she's probably fucked. Live with my Dad who's an alcoholic who will not stop going to the pub for any reason, so I'm gonna be catching it soon if not already. What a time to be alive

Have you made any neighbourhood watch arrangements?
I know diverse cities make that a problem.
I think some people are more likely to be robbed by their neighbours than saved.

Actually, I think I've spoke to you before.
You were the one who told me about it.
Have you thought about presenting that, as a plan to anyone?
Think of all the lorry accidents etc.
Also companies want to reduce their co2.
I think you've got a multi-million pound idea there.

Nah im in the north. Where do you moor? Like in a city location or more towards the country? Do you park by yourself or in a little boat community?

If Dad keeps going out
Keep masked up and your mum.
I hope you'll be alright

We have the fucking TA mate

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