/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2296

► Detected: 245,073 (+26,251)
► Dead: 10,041 (+1,090) lol

LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
FULL: worldometers.info/coronavirus

>NEWS
Crematoriums in Spain are overwhelmed
archive.is/i0vGJ

Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
archive.is/XvNwF

Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
archive.is/pFEPo

Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
archive.is/3LLAP

37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
archive.is/agOPR

>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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>REMINDER
Norway on lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/9ksKl

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk

Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
archive.is/Fot3z

China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

>LATEST CASES
00:31: 339 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States. (Source: Emailed statement)
00:15: First 2 cases in Haiti.
23:33: 83 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.
23:01: 224 new cases in Michigan, United States.
22:59: 2 new deaths in Spain.
22:29: 189 new cases and 6 new deaths in Washington state, United States.
22:29: 63 new cases and 1 new death in Connecticut, United States.

>MORE
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>Dead: 10,048
lol, still only 10,048.
How many days has it been stuck at 10,048? Four days? Five days?

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Since when does Gary bake threads?

LMAO NOW WHAT HAPPENINGFAGS

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Is anybody else having trouble sleeping?
I can’t stop thinking about the future. I see the world today, with giant Locust swarms cutting their way across the breadbaskets of two continents and a pandemic that has world governments collectively shitting themselves and leaving us to our own fates while they wait for a vaccine… economic drops like we haven’t seen since the great Depression and a war brewing over by the Hellespont. And I know that the hard times are here, and all I have to show for my preparations are three months’ worth of canned food.
I have the words of that Mosley speech going over and over again in my head, y’know, “I would not ask to live in any other moment of history than this…” But that was nearly a century ago, and he lost. And he had the benefit of a Europe whose political default was something akin to what he was preaching.
I look around me today, and all the old guard, however badly they failed, however blind and small they were compared to the task at hand, they’re the only ones who really remember what we’ve lost, and they’re about to get killed off. And there’s no-one left after them who really cares.
I haven’t been bac to Yas Forums since at least 2017. Then February came an I realised this was more then ebola, so I came back here to watch the happening… Nothing’s changed. So much shouting, so much posturing and conservative virtue signalling, and yet god knows we have no means to carry it forward. So concerned about recognising shills and honeypots that we didn’t recognise the need for action. We’re alone, on a forum, well past midnight, talking about the happening like we have any idea what comes next.
I’ve never been so desperate to go back to when I didn’t care.

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please take note of this archived thread; blatant ccp shills at the end of the thread going off script

What's their secret bros?

caller.com/story/news/local/2020/03/19/corpus-christi-coronavirus-one-of-three-largest-us-cities-with-no-confirmed-covid-19-cases/2875424001/

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Chinese virus

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Sheer happenstance. Everything is so chaotic that looking towards these outliers for some insight is pointless. You're at the mercy of boomers on vacation, there's no secret preventative measure.

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Stop crying pussy. Even now the world is better than its ever been by even your own metrics.

Martial law lockdown when?

OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>meanwhile in korea

And what metrics are those, user? I haven't given you any. It might be the standard answer you give to pessimists, but at least have the decency to alter the wording for context.

But thank you, at least, for demonstrating my point.

All countries have already closed their borders.
Everything is canceled.
The biggest happenings possible already happened.
China and South Korea have recovered.
It’s over.

How many people do you think will get it?

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>decreasing rate
It’s over

Oh shit not brazil. Well boys, here comes a new mutated version of the virus.

Putting all the masks and jokes aside, this is getting serious day by day. Imagine the real numbers.

It's all a hoax. A simulation gone live for the world. hub.jhu.edu/2019/11/06/event-201-health-security/

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SARS-CoV-2 kills by acidification.
This is similar to many viruses, such as adenovirus, which acidifies by elevating uric acid levels.
Uric acid/sodium urate forms a biological buffer with a pKa of 5.6.
This is the cause of metabolic disorder and the cause of metabolic syndrome/diabetes.
Part of its acidification strategy is neural inhibition of breathing.
This is nothing new, it is inline with how viruses target breathing by trying to suffocate you with stuffy nose and chest congestion.
This is why respirators are being used.
You are losing your autonomic breathing function.
CPAP machines may also help.
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t. biochemistfag.

P.S. Taurine is a biological buffer with a pKa of 9.2, and may help defeat this strategy!!

What's wrong white man-kun?
Could it be you're craving my Mcniggies?

Why the fuck do people care THIS FUCKING much about a stupid fucking flu that doesn't even hospitalize or kill people under 30 except in extremely rare cases? Literally who gives a shit?

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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bros, i bet a buddy $20 that the total confirmed would get to 250,00 before deaths got to 10,000. Did I fuck up?

Youre retarded

Deaths already got to 10k before infections got to 250k so yes you fucked up

Yes idiot

gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

were going off this

So... Am I fucked anons?

>as of late have started having a bit of a cough. Nothing serious but its still there. Usually only one cough a time, nothing constant
>starting to feel a few body aches
>slight headache

I'm so mad was gonna go out on a date with a cute Asian boy and now I will have to cancel

CORONA-CHAN I TRUSTED YOU

Also chills and a slight rasp when breathing

Rip me

>Literally who gives a shit?
Everyone poops and there is no more toilet paper.
It's all the shit that follows. What are you, blind or just plain retarded?

Too good to have a threesome with the qt3.14 and Corona-chan? B-b-baka!

NOTHING IS HAPPENING

CORONAVIRUS IS A JOKE

99% OF ITALIAN CASES HAD UNDERLYING HEALTH CONDITIONS

0.6% FATALITY RATE IN SOUTH KOREA

FRANCE ORDERING MILLIONS OF PLAQUENIL PILLS

TREATMENT ALREADY BEGUN IN ITALY

CORONAVIRUS IS CANCELLED

THERE IS NO HAPPENING

MAKE SURE TO CHALLENGE YOUR GOVERNMENT WHEN THEY SAY THERE IS A HAPPENING

YOU ARE PLAYING INTO THEIR HANDS!

based

Why aren't niggers from Africa catching this? This is the one chance for population control on that shit hole of a continent.

Shut up Alcatraz. The gears are already rolling. Trudeau has spoken several times about implementing the War Measures Act and the Quarantine Act. They are not gonna back down from this one. It's all in and I'm calling. If you had any idea what is going to take place you would be taking a rubber dingy to fucking Norway or something.

Niggers too broke to travel plus they got ebola.

Two weeks ago I had flu like symptoms, flashforward to today. Still with a dry cough and occasional headache.

Did I got corona'd? Is this the calm before the storm?

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Based Gary-San making everyone’s day better

Um....bros...

Notice anything....off?

How is that even possible? +37 degree difference for ONE DAY then back to near freezing temps?

Haarp is def shooting their weather cannon to try to get the rona to die from heat

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The simulation is literally crumbling

>no hospitals
>no one cares
>no tests
Your answer: They are catching it.

Boogaloo when?

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shit.
Chequed. This game is shit anyway.

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SKRIBBL !

With politically incorrect words ! Join now and wait 3-4 minutes for the lobby to fill.

Lets have some fun with pol brainlets in the apocalypse

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Gary has officially beat us lowly mortals lads. Time to pack it in.

Fuck off chink

>Cuba yesterday, 6 cases bro >everything’s good
>Cuba today, 16 cases bro it’s nothing
>Cuba next week 100 cases bro just wear a mask
>Cuba next month 1000 cases bro just stay inside
>cuba next year ... bro ?

That’s exacrly what I’m talking about. By buying into the panic you are fuelling authoritarian overreach which will not be revoked post-pandemic.

Shut up nigger

why is this lying pasta in every thread? skorea fatality rate is 4%

Is it not obvious? Corpus Christi. they have the body of christ

Guys
What if every single one of us is an NPC being simulated right now

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Quit crying pussy. The world would still be better than its ever been even by your standards.

It doesn't make a difference anymore. Either you are prepared to fight back or you are a lamb for the slaughter. And I know for a fact that you are not prepared for anything that will happen.

this general moves so fast no one will notice that Donald Trump converted to Chabad Lubavitch Orthodox Judaism in the Summer of 1992

We are. The only thing in this existence that is actually real, of us, is consciousness. Not the identity, not the sense of identity. It will have been but a dream.

I’m planning on moving to a monastery, so I absolutely am prepared
Quiet

>Hush, you're making me sound inconsistent and foolish
heh.

You all are! I'm the only real player.
t. Narcissist

No, I’m just too locked into my schizophrenia to argue with you

You're gonna get yeeted into a bog

hydroxychloroquine
>hydroxychloroquine
hydroxychloroquine

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The honesty is appreciated, even if it tricked you into thinking it was irony.

I will simply climb out of the bog

I’m a Deleuzian user, I never said that being schizophrenic was a bad thing

HORRY SHEET!!
ISA GAARY POS!

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>I'm a delusion
Oversharing.
Also you've just invalidated your own argument by admitting it's literally schizotalk.

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WHEN THE FUCK WILL WE KNOW IF GETTING IT WITH NO SYMPTOMS GIVES YOU SUBSEQUENT IMMUNITY

I don't understand the logic behind wanting to destroy China. Especially with Trump as president. As you saw all Trump's work he did to fix the economy is now completely blown away by China's pandemic. Why would the US government do that when we were profiting off of China being China the most? The zero-sum game is a myth and President Trump being a businessman would know this more than anybody. When China profited so did America in some ways. It's almost like China was on pillar holding up the world and Amarica was the other. China Being a Piller of Severity and America being a Pillar of Mercy in a lot of ways. Now, you can take America out of the equation if you want and substitute with Russia. But then you have to Pillars of Severity and that's not going to work out very well for the world. But here's the thing with Severity. Severity means a lot of things and you can still be a merciful government to your people but severe with Injustice. And that's actually what severities function is supposed to be, Justice.

The member of the Chainese Communist Party need to be held responsible with crimes against humanity. Russia can jump in if they want but I don't see why they would do that there's nothing to be gained by doing that unless they feel threatened by human rights too, all of a sudden. Why do communist governments fear Human Rights so much. It's wired.

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You will become the bog.

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You're probably intelligent and naturally seeing patterns in the world that aren't innocent. Keep reading and eventually you will climb out of despair. Good luck user

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Huh?

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He is Bog Man

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Fuck it. You invalidate yourself, this is all I need to respond to you with.

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HOLY FUCK,
23 Metro workers in NYC just tested positive
wsj.com/articles/nearly-two-dozen-mta-workers-test-positive-for-coronavirus-11584661503

NYC is going to make Italy look like a fucking picnic, that means everyone that was cramped up in the subway as early as 5 days ago are fucked