if cali is shutting down and washington is pretty much plague central now, is oregon the only functioning state on the west coast or are they closed too?
>Chicago police brass on Wednesday “encouraged” cops to issue tickets rather than make physical arrests for a long list of misdemeanor violations as the department tries to “limit and prevent incidents of exposure to any communicable disease.”
>The memo from CPD General Counsel Dana O’Malley did not specifically mention the unfolding COVID-19 outbreak as the motivation for the department’s move, but the new procedure came as officials work to prevent the virus from spreading to police lockups and the county jail.
>A ticket – officially known as an “Administrative Notice of Ordinance Violation” or ANOV – cannot be issued if the alleged crime requires a jail sentence as the only form of punishment, according to O’Malley’s message.
>Court dates for newly-issued ANOVs will be scheduled for at least 60 days into the future, an increase from the usual 28 day timeframe.
>O’Malley’s message included a list of more than 75 violations that the department has approved for ticketing rather than physical arrest. The list includes:
>Disorderly conduct >Inciting riots >Threats or intimidation in public places >Defacing houses of worship and cemeteries >Trespassing >Vandalism >Unauthorized videotaping or “upskirting” >Possession of body armor >Possession of burglary tools >Prostitution >Gambling >Cruelty to children
I hope a new plague hits China. Something that makes dicks and ovaries explode and only infects Asians. I want the best China webm: Xinigger getting his dong exploded and dying because his crotch just blew up. Can you imagine all the laughs we could have by watching every bugman in China die from dong explosions? An entire race of soulless commies gone.
Jordan Butler
Los Angeles is under quarantine, pedowood jews will get arrested
>Apologizing >He did nothing wrong. Why do people do this? I would never apologize for this. i think it's for the so-called "lack of professionalism" but I wouldnt have apologized either, fuck commies
hello, i made a thread earlier regarding the mass buying out of masks across the country, please take a look, we are at war with the ccp it's more blatant when their paid shills started losing their narrative at the end of the thread and exposing themselves
Cooper Rivera
>ran by leftists >functional
Logan Lewis
We are all going to die due to the Corona virus. Life will forever be changed because of this outbreak.
The state shutdowns are just the beginning, look to what happens after California and Pennsylvania shut down. Lots of shady shit about to go down.
Aaron Perez
>CORPORATE BAILOUTS GOOD Plebes will beg for a 4 trillion dollar casino bail out if you out in $600 for them.
Translation: Our company is so close to death that we will not survive the drop in sales caused by a shutdown
Carter Adams
>if cali is shutting down and washington is pretty much plague central now, is oregon the only functioning state on the west coast or are they closed too? We're closed since Tuesday. Went out for dinner Monday since it's the last time.
>If you're arresting senators, arrest all of them. well i dont disagree
Jayden Lee
You can still do that, just become a cop, shoot someone , say they made threatning gestures, watch boomervision for 6 months while you recover from the shooting.
Liam Lewis
His flag is the question mark, gets more replies than the meme flag.
Evan Walker
A GORILLION DOLLARS FOR EVERYONE! ECONOMY STATUS: STIMULATED!
Insider trading is a good thing. It makes stock prices adjust to where they should be.
People who have the most knowledge about stocks should be trading. If people who have the most knowledge don't trade than stock prices will be more volatile.
Nazbol tucker just out of his mind once again.
Kevin Walker
>Cruelty to children That seems a little weird to add.
Liam Anderson
God bless Gamestop for staying open so NEETs can get their Animal Crossing
>good God please tell me ports are still functioning (They're not)
Benjamin Lewis
Tucker is a fucking idiot. Congress is exempt from insider trading. Between this and the constant Tulsi shilling he is firmly in the controlled oppo category.
Elijah Torres
Also it’s just Wolf*
Isaiah Kelly
NO REFUNDS you nigger
Colton Perry
>good God please tell me ports are still functioning, if cali just shut down tomorrow is going to be one hell of a market drop Yes, that's all critical infrastructure. Here in Southern Oregon normal road maintenance is still being done, so all that stuff is up and running.
You forgot the Cornpop plan to fix American demographics, where Biden wants to increase legal immigration to 3 million a year. That'll learn you fuckin young people for wanting to have a nation and shit.
Pretty much the same as CA. Gov said stay home if you can, my city has closed indoor dining, bars, and night clubs. Weed shops still open though, figures.
>Cruelty to children Just when you thought they couldn't possibly disappoint more.
Elijah Morris
US dollar is not linked to foreign credit or reserves like other banana republics. We can literally print our way out of a recession
>what's a zimbabwe? A country without an important world currency. Also even sending out $1 trillion wouldn't result in significant or likely even noticeable inflation.
Hudson Watson
pretty sure kink shaming is illegal in 2020
Ayden Perry
so what happens if you're caught outside? you get a ticket? they bring you to jail and you're never seen again? gonna be straight martial law soon
>Pompeo told some 44 governors at the National Governors Association winter meeting that they are being individually analyzed by at least one Chinese government-backed think-tank on how malleable they are, and how prone to cooperate with China. And he warned governors to be cautious on everything from business deals, to pension funds, to the D.C. Metro system.
>“They’ve labeled each of you friendly, hardline or ambiguous,” he said, describing a report put out by the think tank last year. “I’ll let you decide where you think you belong. Someone in China already has. Many of you indeed, in the report are referenced by name.”
>Saying that China's efforts have become more methodical than ever,Pompeo told the governors to verify business inquiries and “not to make separate individual deals” with China that could “undermine national policy.”
holy shit haha, say goodbye to any pacific trade they have to be at some level, that would be fucking awful i pray that's entirely true, but people have weird ideas of what's critical or not these days. nonetheless while they were already doing it at local levels the whole thing having the order will be bad
the jacket and gloves are fine, i saw lots of people doing that, but no masks yet maybe a surgical one if you wrap a scarf around it you could get away with as semi-normal
Blake Ross
You don't think someone would go on the internet and tell lies would you?
Austin Diaz
Don't mind HK, he got some bad news today from the doctor
Trump isn't a politician, he's just a humble steak salesman
Republicans are a disgrace, gaming the stock market while people in this country lose everything and risk their lives to survive right now. There are probably dozens of them who did this shit, and they all need to be held accountable. I'm literally fucking sick over this.
The UBI model will get a test run soon, I'm glad 45 had the decency (lmao) to concede for common sense. Biden - Warren will fix this mess and we can finally have some sensible, responsible government. It will make all our lives better picking up the ruined pieces of a half fucking decade of progress.
Angel Rodriguez
>Congress is exempt from insider trading Please tell me you're joking.
There is now way Joesph Biden wants to increase legal immigration 6x and wants to almost quadruple population growth. Democrats are already up in arms over gentrification in heavily/densely populated urban areas
Camden Morgan
depends on type of mask.
Jason Reed
Gruesome death awaits us all my friends!
Asher Green
Based Cucker Carlson
Angel Davis
PA fag here, I'm losing my shit and getting ready for war.
Nicholas Gomez
so what are you saying? he should HOLD even if he thinks its going down? Why? What benefit is that to the stock market? It simply would make stock prices less reflective of reality.
Dylan Ramirez
He's not. Pelosi got exposed for it a decade ago
Justin Edwards
Wow I guess we should all trust this hot take from a literal who.
Highest legal immigration is trumps goal according to his sotu address.
Wyatt Clark
>i pray that's entirely true, but people have weird ideas of what's critical or not these days. nonetheless while they were already doing it at local levels the whole thing having the order will be bad Kate Brown tries to destroy everyone not in Portland on a regular basis, but even she's not dumb enough to tell the longshoremen to go home.
Josiah Russell
If Burr gets removed, who do you think appoints his replacement? kys.
Ryan James
The US Dollar is the world's reserve trading currency. It cannot turn into a Zimbabwe ever without the world economy crashing. Chinks and Vodka niggers eternal Seeth
Jaxson Clark
I can't be killed! If no nigger can kill me why would anything else kill me?
Tyler Perez
>screenshotting your own tweets That's a yikes from me
My old boss sent me a twitter feed that looked Q related. He's pretty much normie, but the second post on the twitter feed mentioned adrenochrome. Here's the Google trends from the past 90 days on that.
Angel Ross
also we WANT it to devalue a bit to encourage local manufacturing
Luke Cooper
Biden has already promised his donors that absolutely nothing will change if he's elected.
Christian Wood
Murica
Grayson Johnson
>he got some bad news today from the doctor ...is he ok?
It's a cheapo judenmask because the third party filters test no carcinogens and are really cheap, the American ones are a ripooff and the Russian ones give you cancer.
Congressional republicans passed a law making it legal for congress to insider trade.
Robert Cook
The entire NCGOP are corrupt, racist filth. Governor Cooper is a welcomed moderate and will appoint a more appropriate representative of this state to the Senate.
One less Drumpfie and Moscow Mitch stooge in the world!
More like Pablo Lobo. He's brown as fuck, no wonder white Texans aren't concerned about people like Selena Gomez taking over their state- Selena is whiter than him.
