PREPPERS JUSTIFIED! LOCKDOWNS INCOMING!

Too late, boomers bought everything

Super comfy when i get my opiate rx filled. Then its 3 months of comfy quarantine time with 3 months of food

I spent around 3k but that was for me and 2 family member

>Lockdowns incoming

You mean those lockdowns where you can still go out to get food and medicine

>national guard at the ready in the US
head of German army:
>we are ready
that kind of lockdown
if you haven't prepared yet, WTF have you been doing

I'm going to prep tomorrow, stores in this specific area are still stocked to the brim. What should I buy?

Aluminum Baseball bat, gun if you can.
Lots of non perishable food. Batteries.

buy more

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!!

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!!

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youre already dead friend

Stores have been well-stocked in my area as of recent but an alert went out that there are now 6 confirmed cases in my city.

If I make a move, I better do it fast. If I go to Walmart at 11pm wearing a mask and gloves, you think I'd be safe?

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Texas still hasn't any toilet paper...

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what are essential to have during martial law. PLS HALP.

>no women
totally hetero guys

El Paso

Two of the cases are people in their 20's and they have only tested 61 people.

It never feels like enough. Makes you wish didn’t have hope and spent maxed your cards on gucci gear

just toilet paper

Imagine buying all this shit instead of buying stocks during the crisis. Poor fags gonna poor

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Lock-downing-and-load-downing.
Fucking hell.

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>1000 rds 556
>170 rds 3 inch 12 gauge buck
>50 rds 12 gauge birdshot
>100 rds 20 gauge birdshot
>500 rds .22 lr
>50 rds 22 mag
>40 rds 22 rat shot
>small 2 man boat with 6hp motor and tons of fishing gear (i live on a river)
>kayak

Good lucks boys

hope you can eat your stocks

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>little cuck-packets of "ready-rice"
you're fucked if you don't know how to cook rice

yeah

holy shit

>Israeli Tavor

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YES! me
How many corona cases are in your city?

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Historically the peppers are most likely to diet first. Since they always cut themselves off from the community, and the community knows they have supplies. Most of the time they get raided.
Happened during the yugowars

shhhhhh
dont let the normies know we are on to jewish tricks

Oh hey, big-ass can of chili guy is back! Good to see you, big-ass can of chili guy!

Let me guess? You've been typing nothingburger for the last two months.

god i wish i could fuck my own mouth, id be set for life

i have food to last me 3 months. as long as the electricity stays on im a happy camper

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Tick tock prepper-kun.

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tfw hoarding technology
c-c-cyborgs?

>Topo Chico

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yes

Nigga WHAT? Jesus you fucks are nuts.

Hopefully or it’s 2 weeks of withdrawal then 2 1/2 months of feening

>He didnt buy solar panels

just a rich jew user

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There are tons of resources all over the internet, some of which are ".gov", that say a low-end estimate for a pandemic is 4 -6 months.
That's not really crazy. A year of supplies isn't even a bad starting point.
You know what is crazy? Not accumulating it over several months, rotating your stocks, for the last several years.

WHERE IS THE PROOF?

And? We aren't running out of food or water anytime soon. Over prepping is beyond stupid.

mmmm :)

Don't bother trying to explain it. Either they get it or they don't, but they're going going to believe it from another person.

>Should I get more?!? oh fuck
If you can. In the UK shops are getting empty. Online shopping has completley collapsed. No delivery slots, no stock. Can't even book click and collect like they ask. Some online shops like. Ocada have just locked the website.

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Yeah me too - about the same amount, too. Enough for one month, up from Styx’ recommendation for two weeks’ worth, “just to be safe”.

If the virus only lives 72 hrs, why do the dead have to be cremated? Does the virus live forever on corpses?

I want to join them or a raiding group in my area, I have only myself and my gf who can't even handle firing my .380ACP pocket gun. I won't make it, it's been a fun fucking 12 years, anons.

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Fats, protein. Calories. Peanut butter, sardines, spam if you have that there. Coconut oil if you can swallow it without getting sick. Bleach - can clean surfaces and purify water. Bleach wipes.

9 days on surfaces.

Troops are going to steal their supplies for fair redistribution. The NSA knows who the hoarders are from purchase records and smugtards bragging on online forums, etc.

I'm also considering topping off my prep tomorrow but no idea if I will.

My family is all gathered back here, we have food, guns, good neighbors, and isolation. Gonna be great. Stay safe, OP.

Sailboat to GTFO of civilization.

A rope. Will be much cheeper than shooting yourself less mess too

Thanks man, you too

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>Not having a pile of micro-controllers and radio chips in an old EMP proof microwave to build your robot army to scavenge supplies while you are safe from disease contacts.

Never gonna make it user.

Based and chadpilled

Fuck raiders

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except when they start putting items limits on food 2 weeks from now

Just locked my apartment door for the next week. Even wrote on it in not to open until 3/27.

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>*coofer detected*

>*deploying flamethrower*

Your wife and her boyfriend?

LMAO
Holy shit thanks for the giggle.

>1 roll per day
That isn't healthy.

1 roll a day? how much do you shit?

>The avg person uses 1 roll a day

What in the mother loving fuck are you fucking eating you fat le 56% mutt?! Jesus christ. My family of 3 goes through 1 roll in like 3 days. Fucking eat some fiber and stop letting niggers fuck you and cum in your ass.

>1 roll per day
Stop eating it