Brit/pol/ - Massive Binfire Edition

S E E E E E T H E N O N C E

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Seethe is that you?

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The kids need to go to school.

Everyone under 40 needs to go to their local school, catch it, recover and we have a 50%+ immune population with little stress on r nhs.

A perfect sloane slag

Her sister is.

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Thats a nice looking bongette.

>the tories are responsible for the deaths of at least 150k people

Do people really believe that? Seen it on Twitter all the time

>The kids need to go to school.
Cringe, imagine feeding your kids to the moloch system

damn id put my cock in her mouth if you know what I mean

Considering blowing my bonus on this watch before our currency is worthless. I don't care anymore.

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Looks Jap. Nice bong girl.

Bringing us the stories that matter.

Does the air smell fresher to you lads? Noticed it about an hour or two ago.

She's my wife. Stay away, cunts.

Perfect for International Student Cock

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Think she’s everyones wife mate

Story time lads

>During World War Two, BBC News was broadcast to Nazi occupied Europe.
>Each news programme opened with a live broadcast of Big Ben tolling the hour - the magical bongs of freedom.
>German physicists found a way to determine the weather conditions in London based on the tiny differences in the tone of the broadcasted bongs
>This information offered invaluable help to the Luftwaffe in planning their aerial bombing raids
>When the British Secret Service discovered this, they replaced the live broadcast with a recording of the clock instead

youtu.be/mNlugNFwLII

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Not really, but then again I live in the country so probably couldn't notice

This country needs to fucking sink

That's not very nice, Mr.Bong.

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Stay mad.

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Sounds like bollocks to me, mind games

Interesting.

imagine wanting your homeland to sink beneath the waves because some e-thot rejected your advances
fucking disgusting

That's her sister. You can have her.

Nice guys finish last, lad. That's why I've bagged the most perfect girl in the world.

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>Sounds like bollocks to me

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Those crafty Germans, credit where credit is due though.

>back to burning bins
....oh well,
was nice to have thread with Bee while it lasted, like old 2019 BREXIT days...

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Bin fires > Bea t b h

how's oz getting on with corona? is nz managing ok?

>The krauts couldn't beat us even with this massive advantage
Hitler was right, some races are simply superior to others.

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Trying to think who was being posted during 2016... k-stew?

the correct answer.
the most perfect woman in all of history.

>my wife
dont make me duel you mate

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I usually avoid this shitty general but any ideas on how to identify one another when we all inevitably end up in a camp?

I’d take the slightly dumb younger sister over the trollop one everyday of the week.

post face pics

i'll try edit a video together real quick for you. (hopefully before the thread maxes out)

Nice try GCHQ, going to have to try harder to discover our secret handshake

>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SET FIRE TO MY BINNERINOS! NOT MY HECKIN WASTE RECEPTICLES!

youtu.be/V_HpvukOwVg

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seething

I'll sic my pet Emus on you if you go near her.

>slightly dumb
She got 9 GCSE's lad.

hey guys i have comfortably come to the conclusion i am useless.

do you have any advice?

Use meme arrows

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Follow your heart.

learn to love yourself

>I’d take the slightly dumb younger sister
OMG your so WRONG!
She's the quiet genius mate.
Very well read, deep thinker.

I know idiots with more. Hell i have more and I’m dense as fuck. Her interviews make her come off special too. Admittedly she’s rather young

Stoic tier self realisation of your true nature ironically makes you a lot less useless than you think rendering the original realisation false.

Learn a trade.

Now now don't take the piss

already did
Thank you.
>Sees white pill. gives it back to you.
you are owed this more than i am.

10 richmond superkings please

She's just clumsy is all. It makes her even more cute.

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All the Emus in the world couldn't stop me from marrying her someday mate.
Sorry,
you'll have to settle for Alice
(just pretend your a foreign student or something)

Looks like a fast way to a state-funded lobotomy.

my grandma smokes those you old hag

nobody smokes 10 anymore thats the point

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>that vacant expression

stick them in your smelly bruised clunge
i'm going to bed

10 decks aren't sold anymore boomer

>"By the good grace of President Trump I hope that your testicles recede into your stomach"

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>It makes her even more cute.
agree.
now stop crushing on my wife.

Fucking steptoe legs

You've missed out on all of Eddie's latest stream gaffs you part time spastic

yeah yeah we know blablablabla clunge this clunge that so fucking boring

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anything good happen?

>first signs were sore throat and strange headache
oh fuck me it's over lads, I knew it i knew it i knew it
express.co.uk/life-style/health/1257570/coronavirus-symptoms-first-signs-sore-throat-headache-breathlessness

Look at the clips

Man... I thought it was just 24 hour Tescos shutting at 10. Buy the time I got to Tesco metro after finishing work, it was shut. Couldn't even buy my fucken meal deal din dins

Don't worry mate, it's just the flu.

link pls?

only clips are from 2 days ago

whats a clunge lad, some sort of gym exercise?

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She'll never marry because she's already married to me, and she'll never divorce me because she loves me.

It's an expression of dignity and elegance, cunt.

>my wife.
Nice LARP

Oh didn't think you saw the screaming ones

twitch.tv/eddie_la/

i am going to start working for tesco next week.
what do you want me to smuggle for you?

tesco manager here
the onlything you'll be smuggling is your pikey arse out the emergency exit after I've smacked the shit out of you for colleague theft

none of u cunts will call me

>buy the time
Forgive me. It is almost 3 bong. I'm tired and hungry because fuck Tesco
My meal deal consists of salmon sushi, chicken bites and a zero sugar monster. Thanks

Cheers. So he does actually larp as a pirate irl.

>She'll never marry you
Is what I meant to say. Sorry, I'm a bit drunk from drinking with the wife.

join.skype.com/hL3rRYufpNUP

I'm baked out my head and wanting to go to sleep you spastic

getting tired as fuck with the people panicking lads.
we really are a nation of fucking proles

>drinking with the wife.
I bet you live in a council house you lowlife

call cunt