ITS HAPPENEING!

Barely you say? Mmmm. That's nice.

HABBENIN

LET THEM STARVE

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does anyone thins song

I WISH THERE CANLAFORNIA GAAAAAAAAAAAALS

chimpout streams when

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This.

>NATIONAL GUARD TO BE PLACED AROUND THE STATE FOR "HUMANITARIAN" PRUPOSES
NATIONAL GUARD TO BE PLACED AROUND THE STATE FOR "HUMANITARIAN" PRUPOSES
>NATIONAL GUARD TO BE PLACED AROUND THE STATE FOR "HUMANITARIAN" PRUPOSES
NATIONAL GUARD TO BE PLACED AROUND THE STATE FOR "HUMANITARIAN" PRUPOSES
>NATIONAL GUARD TO BE PLACED AROUND THE STATE FOR "HUMANITARIAN" PRUPOSES
NATIONAL GUARD TO BE PLACED AROUND THE STATE FOR "HUMANITARIAN" PRUPOSES
>NATIONAL GUARD TO BE PLACED AROUND THE STATE FOR "HUMANITARIAN" PRUPOSES
NATIONAL GUARD TO BE PLACED AROUND THE STATE FOR "HUMANITARIAN" PRUPOSES

coof so slimy it melts your popsicle AWOO WOO WOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=LWuLWFN15XU

asked

Its true.

fake news exception list says otherwise
Engaging in activities or perform tasks essential to health and safety, or to the health and safety of their family or household members, such as, obtaining medical supplies or medication, visiting a health care professional, or obtaining supplies they need to work from home.
Obtaining necessary services or supplies for themselves and their family or household members, or to deliver those services or supplies to others, such as food and other grocery and cleaning products.
Engaging in outdoor activity, provided the individuals comply with Social Distancing Requirements as defined, such as walking, hiking, biking, running or equestrian activities.
Performing work to provide essential products and services at essential businesses and government entities as well as other nonprofit organizations.
Caring for a family member or pet in another household.
Attending private gatherings of not more than six nonrelatives in a home or place of residence. Social distancing should be practiced at all times at such gatherings.

my business will be considered essential but I am afriad my employees will quit

#CORONAVIRUSLOOTCREW STARTING NOW

I HOPE YOU FAGS STOCKED UP ON FOOD AND PREPPED

THIS WILL BE THE REST OF AMERICA SOON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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God bless anons, if the internet goes down soon Q was right all along. Gitmo is gonna get full soon.

>Performing work to provide essential products and services at essential businesses and government entities as well as other nonprofit organizations.
Does that mean I can work for uber eats?

thats what julius ceaser said when he started building forts in Gaul

Cali user here. Good thing I'm stocked and armed

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San Diego here

Fuck

Let he who is filthy be filthy still

Daily reminder that corona memers will get the rope

Commiefornia first to initiate the most draconian commie measures? Whodathunkit.

Is this a fake and gay order, where you are allowed to go out for groceries, or has the military been given the go ahead to shoot citizens if they leave their house

yes, the exceptions seem to outweigh the rule.

How are they initiating these proposals with tens of thousands of homeless littering the streets of dozens of their cities?

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exactly

lol wtf? I literally just ate the last of my food. Been holding out since the shitshow started last week

hope its all ghost guns, because if not you are about to get a loud knock on your door.

YOU DIED

Good point. How is the virus effecting the homeless and prisons? Seems like both are the perfect Petri dish

>It's illegal to have sex in California now

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picked up 73 packages of ramen last night im set for the long haul

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change.org/p/donald-j-trump-stop-all-chinese-traffic-from-using-us-based-internet/dashboard?just_created=true

Ban chinks, sign now

>has the military been given the go ahead to shoot citizens if they leave their house
that's next week

It sounds like an elaborate ploy for the state to demand more federal Gibs. The governor has already requested a billion dollars in aid stating that upwards to 25+ million Californians could be affected.

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ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

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Do I still have time to buy a gun? Gunshops are essential businesses right?

This is a huge power flex. Ordering people to stay in their homes.

considering all our tech companies are in california, how fucked are we?

The left coast has the sun time and the gals all look so great

they'll be the first to be rounded up.

it happened

Maybe we can see homeless mass graves. The based neolibs were right all along

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and how long are the rest of you fuckers actually prepared to hole up for? 1 week? 2?

you can literally operate them from anywhere with an internet connection

I heard the Commiefornia governor say it live

>NO
NO
>NO
NO
>NO
NO

come get your worthless cousins.

No yea, it's real fag.

but eventually someone has to poke a server or some shit physically right?

Now this is a real happening lads

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This, newsom is a cuck

And yet everyone is still out and about. This false flag is failing

when everyone goes crazy lets figure out how to start the Giant Dipper up and just ride it all night watching the chaos.

Are you old enough to remember the contests where they would people on to see if they could ride it 12 hours straight?

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lul, ur fugged

it's a nothingburger. gavin said it will not be enforced.

Christ on his throne. Don't tell me the governor will demand the "temporary" release of millions of spic prisoners and postpone future arrests as well as elevate the police response crime criteria.

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What c list rapper might you be

OH MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA

>beach boys
>WW2
get a loud of this retard

welcome to my world, normies. gonna celebrate by being alone outside. will cough on any normie cop who gets in my way.

...when do the lootings begin?

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I had a baby last week, i did not get time off because i have been working at my job less than 90 days and my 90th day is next month. This is a bolt of lightning from beyond, not only will i be paid to not work but most importantly i will be here to take care of the baby with my wife and my mother in law.

thank you coronachan.

most of the infrastructure and data centers is actually in non descript buildings all over the country. This is intentional for security reasons.

Its not "top secret" but they intetionally put these place kind of in the middle of nowhere to avoid terrorist attacks and such.

Many of the undersea cables terminate into little sheds in small towns along the eastern seaboard.

Yes. Im an uber eats driver, they are actually paying more right now because every place is take out only.

Ive been real tempted to work, but I havent in a week or so. Love the money but dont wanna chance it.

The order for The Bay Are and Monterey county actually said that homeless are exempt but encouraged to engage in social distancing. When the hard lockdown comes i gotta imagine they will be swiftly rounded up and probably executed Katrina style.

what about the homeless?

I think he meant he has two fully functional arms and is pretty fucking stocky

this pro tier reading between the lines is why I hang out here.

Mideast farmers daughters make food feel okay

change.org/p/donald-j-trump-stop-all-chinese-traffic-from-using-us-based-internet/dashboard?just_created=true

Ban chinks, sign now

They are already generally malnourished addicts in poor helath who live in squalid tent cities. Cornachan will cut through those camps like a fucking scythe come the hour of reckoning. Imagine a scenario where the mentally deranged and enfeebled are literally clawing at the doors of the housed as they languish and perish on the sidewalks.

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Sun time and the girls they like to tan

SHELTERINPLACESHELTERINPLACESHELTERINPLACE!!!!!

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Belmont park is a poor mans Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk

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>MAMMA MIA LET ME GO (TO THE NIGGERBALL GAME)

>I HOPE YOU FAGS STOCKED UP ON FOOD AND PREPPED

All you need to be stocked up on is
>Money
>A few guns and a lot of bullets

As long as food is for sale all you have to do is buy it.
Once food is not even for sale bullets will be more valuable than food.

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who's going to pay you? they didn't order employers not to fire you

>Earlier this week, Newsom ordered all non-essential businesses to close, including bars, beer pubs and wineries. Grocery stores, pharmacies, banks, cannabis clubs and other businesses deemed as essential are still open, state and local officials say.

huh? How do the employees get to work and back? How do customers travel to said businesses if they aren't allowed to leave their homes?

so, good time to kick off my yoga in the park practice?
>inb4 'faggot'
fuck off you can't see them.

Some filthy Mexican just knocked on my door to tell me this.

East coast girls are cool I really like their clothes

im part of the handful of quality inspectors with education, they will not fire me. i have insurance for this shit.

They have to stay in their tents
youtube.com/watch?v=rZawOlDvi8Y

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Belmont Park, depending on time of day and year has such cool vibes. (certain hours and months turns into ghetto disneyland) That whole boardwalk from Mission to the end of Pacific is heaven on earth.

I've been all over the world and nothing compares to that 3 mile stretch of sandy beach.

The beach there is as close to paradise as you will ever get on earth.

Why didn’t you faggots immediately shutdown all borders when a mysterious new virus showed up in China

Lol great idea

Am I? I’m 29 but I don’t remember that contest, I spent my youth in spring valley

Project Zyphr begins....

>weed clubs
>essential

let it burn boys

>cannabis clubs
Wtf?

>...when do the lootings begin?

When 50% of the population runs out of food money in two weeks if they don't get their Trumpbux.
It will be more than looting. It will be riots. It will be canibalism.

I’M IN CENTRAL CALIFORNIA, A CORONA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Good luck user. Absolute worst time to have a baby. I'm praying for you.

It's racist to not take in half of the worlds immigrants goy

Pennsyltucky closed too. all those faggots buying guns crashed the ncis system and they got scared.
SHUT IT DOWN

michigan tomorrow. screenshot dis.

Stay at home people
youtube.com/watch?v=zWQAd8JFHOw

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what the fuck is that guys problem?

>Project Zyphr begins....

I might have believed that guy if he didn't sound like he had an 80 IQ.

Links to this conspiracy? Is it true the creator mysteriously an heored after posting them to JewTube?

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