/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2296 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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Nothingburger
Take your meds, schizos

Nobody will judge me for ordering an onahole now, right?

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Schizonigger

CALIFORNIA ON QUARANTINE
SNOWFLAKES ON SUICIDE WATCH
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1240816454901157889

Are you literally shaking, Chang?

How many people around the world are under lockdown right now? That's gotta be the highest number in a long time, if not ever

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How fucked is UK?

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Gotta get HERD

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>MARCH 16
4,000+ CASES NATIONWIDE
>MARCH 19
4,000+ CASES IN NEW YORK CITY

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First case in Terre Haute Indiana today it's been a honor shitposting with all of you.

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>tfw terrified and the rest won't join me until we have 400 deaths a day

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It will be impossible to keep countries shut down for 18 months, right?

>Won't be enforced by police
Yeah, the niggers are sure gonna comply.

My Neighbor works in a nursing home in TX. Said four old people died today. Many more are sick. People here are still talking about this being a hoax. No one can get tests. This is some third world shit right now. fuck anons they are not even trying to stop it or report on it.

Over 100 million just in Europe

Sticky when?

DOOMER FAGS BTFO

Sorry folks, but this shit is OVER

Widespread testing combined with Chloroquine+Zpack treatment is the end of coronavirus, it's just a matter of ramping up production now. This will all be over by summer.

Here's a YouTube video explaining the results of a study that showed 1. Chloroquine makes it nearly impossible for the virus to replicate itself within your body. 2. Chloroquine is such a strong treatment for Rona its possible you can't even catch it if you're taking Chloroquine.

Pack it up guys, THIS IS OVER

>inb4 it makes you go blind
If you take it for 5 fucking years in a row, yes
>inb4 hasn't been proven or probably doesn't work
24 patients in France were treated with 100% cure rate 75% were not contagious after 6 days
>inb4 negative side effects
Chloroquine has been around for 50 fucking years + and it's side effects and interactions are well documented, it is a very well tolerated drug in everyone except for ironically sometimes niggers
>inb4 it only helps patients not in critical condition
No fucking shit, it stop the virus from being able to reproduce in your body, if it's already taken over your whole body you are fucked, this treatment will be used with widespread testing to catch the virus early and stop people from becoming critical
>inb4 so what the virus will just come back next summer
No shit, and when that happens we'll have a treatment for it

youtu.be/1vZDVbqRhyM[Embed]
All sources are discussed in the video above and linked in the description, stop being lazy and watch it

Real question is what ya'll gonna do about Boris

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Gods...I wanna FUCK Corona-chan...

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Has a meme flag - guys what is the bake procedure? I wish to know...

CALIFORNIA IS UNDER SIEGE
UNDER LOCKDOWN

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Is this real? I thought the entire population of Indonesia would use this pandemic as an excuse to play SAMP or MTA

This man killed doctors for months so the world can enjoy the Wuhan Virus. His name is Xi Jinping.
Say something nice about him.

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Synagogue of Satan

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US is so fuuuuucked

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How much you want to bet they are in trouble and desperately trying to signal for help. To bad for them there is no help and everyone is out of control.

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>Economy destroyed
>Lockdowns
>Schengen closed
>Still not anywhere peaking
>Numbers in the most obese, badly feed, hormoned country with a 2nd world tier healthcare system rising (USA)
NOTHINGGGG

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Wait for #TheHerd to kick in, it'll all blow over soon

Be honest with me Autists.
how much time do we have?

Thanks China

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he likes honey

Sooner or later, love is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl, you got to give in
Sooner or later, love is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, love is gonna win

It's just a matter of time
Before you make up your mind
To give all that love that you've been hiding
It's just a question of when
I've told you time and again
I'll get all the love you've been denying

Sooner or later, love is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl, you got to give in (Girl, you got to give in)
Sooner or later, love is gonna let ya (Oh, yeah)
Sooner or later, love is gonna win

You say you'll never be mine
But, darling, there'll come a time
I'll taste all that love that you've been hiding
It's just a question of time
Before you make up your mind
And give all that love you've been denying

(You've been looking for love)
In all the wrong places
(You've been looking for love)
All the wrong faces
(Gotta get ya, girl)
On this illusion
(Gonna save your heart)
From all this confusion

Sooner or later, love is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl, you got to give in (You got to give in)
Sooner or later, love is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, love is gonna win
Love is gonna win

It's just a matter of time (A matter of time)
Before you make up your mind (Make up your mind)
To give all the love that you've been hiding
It's just a question of when
I've told you time and again
I'll get all the love you've been denying

Sooner or later, love is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl, you got to give in (Baby, baby, got to give in)
Sooner or later, love is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, love is gonna win
Sooner or later, love is gonna get ya
Sooner or later, girl, you got to give in
Sooner or later, love is gonna let ya
Sooner or later, love is gonna win

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Can the user that made this also make one for deaths?

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>have americans at store
>kids asks her dad while i ring up their stuff
>"daddy, when the virus is over, everything will go back to normal right?"
>the dad hesitates and replies "it will, sweetheart"
i saw another dad verbally bash his kid for touching his face in public, saying it's the end of the world
i wonder which of the two will live

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I live in nyc and took the subway last week. is it over for me?

cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2296 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS Anonymous (ID: 1epMR+tl) 03/19/20(Thu)22:33:25 No.249088192▶ ► Detected: 245,073 (+26,251)
► Died: 10,041 (+1,090)

LIVE: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw
FULL: worldometers.info/coronavirus

>NEWS
Crematoriums in Spain are overwhelmed
archive.is/i0vGJ

Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
archive.is/XvNwF

Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
archive.is/pFEPo

Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
archive.is/3LLAP

37 years old enforcement agent dies without previous conditions
archive.is/agOPR

>RESEARCH
14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
archive.is/Nr8N7

In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
archive.is/tgY6n

>REMINDER
Norway on lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/9ksKl

China underreports number of infections and deaths
archive.is/r7Tak

Beijing scientists: virus probably originated from Wuhan biolab
archive.is/eHOIk

Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
archive.is/Fot3z

China burning bodies without testing or registration
archive.is/Thlaq

>LATEST CASES
00:31: 339 new cases in New York City, New York state, United States. (Source: Emailed statement)
00:15: First 2 cases in Haiti.
23:33: 83 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.
23:01: 224 new cases in qy5RFpVX

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Michigan shelves are empty.
My Trumpbucks will he used to wipe my ass.

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>won't be enforced by police
lol

Fpbp

Boomercaust incoming

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19-Mar: Argentina under total lockdown, 44 million people
archive.is/pFEPo

17-Mar: Malaysia under lockdown, 31 million affected
archive.is/3LLAP

17-Mar: Belgium under lockdown, affecting 11 million
archive.is/XvNwF

17-Mar: Ukraine on lockdown, 42 million people
archive.is/YxsjB

17-Mar: Germany under lockdown, 82 million people
archive.is/c6eaG

17-Mar: Ecuador under lockdown, 16 million people
archive.is/Fot3z

16-Mar: Venezuela under full lockdown, 32 million people
archive.is/ircYM

16-Mar: France under lockdown, 66 million people
archive.is/xUQ8D

16-Mar: Finland to be put on lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/vJvSq

16-Mar: Peru under lockdown, 32 million people
archive.is/LFJlR

15-Mar: Ireland to be put on lockdown, 4 million people
archive.is/inkuJ

15-Mar: Czech Republic under lockdown, affecting 10 million
archive.is/JgXqA

15-Mar: Serbia under lockdown, affecting 7 million
archive.is/Totbu

15-Mar: Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
archive.is/X8GWA

14-Mar: Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
archive.is/MOWf9

12-Mar: Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
archive.is/S7aIm

12-Mar: Norway on lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/9ksKl

11-Mar: Denmark under lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/f1BgG

9-Mar: All of Italy under lockdown, 60 million in "red zone"
archive.is/1dWHC

17-Feb: Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

gunna be a lot of people working from home
grocery store, pharmacy, hospital, truckers and transport will be the only industries

Ever

The USA had 50 deaths in the most recent 24 hour time period I clocked. We have not been testing, so the other numbers are not reliable. These are the numbers for outside of China. Red arrow is where we are at for comparison. The columns are infected, dead, deaths per day. If the malaria drug doesn't pan out quickly, it's going to get ugly real quick.

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Is there any running list of US States/cities under lockdown?

Right.

Economies will actually crash around the world.

Might actually enter SHTF/APOC territory.

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Who else working in a resturant right now?
I'm seeing a fuck ton of people. 10 times more than normal.
Mostly boomers.
IT'S FUCKING SCARING ME GUYS!

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>cases growing as fast as italy with 1/8th the total

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how do I know which blood type I am?

t. chink
your flag gives you away

Chinese dresses are the best thing China has to offer.

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Goodbye guys just in case I wake up dead tomorrow.
Also, don't forget your free money from the goverment, I got mine just today!

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only schools closed and only some sane businesses implement work from home

>SOUTH KOREA ADVISING ALL DOCTORS TO TREAT PATIENTS ABOVE 60 OR WITH UNDERLYING CONDITIONS WITH CHLOROQUINE, LOWEST MORTALITY RATE IN THE WORLD
>CHINA NOW TREATING PATIENTS WITH DOUBLE THE DOSE OF CHLOROQUINE THATS USED IN SOUTH KOREA
>CHLOROQUINE HAS BEEN FOR OVER 50 YEARS AND IS EXTREMELY WELL TOLERATED, MINIMAL SIDE EFFECTS

It's not a matter of if but when.

Should I go out to buy alcohol, anons?

>Mostly boomers.
I see the problem is going to solve itself.

Metokur debating some guy on burger size live youtube.com/watch?v=bgkDNc1qeXc
2x speed to catch up

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Any word on Michigan getting locked down?

Its not really that scary if you live alone and have non retarded family and friends. It's just really shitty that everything's gonna be fucked up for a while

I'm hearing a lot of these are being issued as a "just in case" thing. Not actual confirmation but pretty close.

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But they told me that it's american bioweapon.

>I live in nyc
F

what's the data on ICU long term consequences?

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I've been in these threads since the very beginning and I'm starting to lose hope that this is anything big.

Yes, there are lockdowns and the economy is dipping a bit, but lockdowns will end and the economy will just go back up.
All in all, I'm pretty disappointed with what I thought was going to be a catastrophic pandemic.

>100 dead in USA
>OMG ITS FUCKING OVER AHHHHHHHH THE WORLDS ENDING PREPARE NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Happeningfags really clinging to this one huh?
Kinda cringe not gonna lie.

But of course, How could I forget
>MUHHH EVERYONE IS LYING AND HIDING THE TRUTH!!!11
Yes user, all the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

Bang. Happening over.

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Are they worth it?

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oh shit, Germany +3000 just overtook Spain again.

What's the Chinese name of this specific dress?

its better if you better dont criticize it if you are from HK boy

we dont want to lose a bro

>sorry supreme leader, he was just too emotional. We all love XI winnie oo no ooo sorry Xi Jinping our Master

I’m AB, least risk of all blood types

>Sir, I'm not sure what 'Nothing-Burger' means. You're delirious. Please stop talking so i can shove this valve down your throat. Your lung flattening is scheduled for 4pm.

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sounds like a good idea desu

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we need some high quality hentai so i can set on with the cum tributes more often.
this

youtube.com/watch?v=7lw1MrMHQ9o

Real question is what will UK do without the guidance of it's greatest generation?

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your estimate for UK? and other countries?

memeflag bakers fuck off

>Germany +3000
link

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If you've ever been to the doctor, you would know. It's also on your birth certificate.

Today my aunt has returned home, the first thing she asked me is money, after a heated discussion here is the summary:

>You know what? Let's make sure that since you don't give me the money I ask you and because you don't have any, (even if only you bring money home for rent and food for 4 months and I haven't been working for as long and I collect the money of the tenant and I also have your credit card and I am at home all day watching youtube instead of looking for a job) I will break your computer which is the only tool with which you have brought home money from 3 years up now, so you learn to stop staying in front of the computer all day and move that ass from the chair and you finally go on the street looking for a job while outside there is a quarantine and all the business are closed for at least 2 weeks.

What should I do?

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assuming most people have enough nutrient intake and have no trouble metabolising those nutrients

G-goodbye Andrew??

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No, go compare the price with a hooker.

wow, soooo based

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>soon 6 million cases
>then 6 million deaths

detroitnews.com/story/news/nation/coronavirus/2020/03/19/shelter-place-michigan-govenor-whitmer/2881195001/

governor says "no"

旗袍

Remember when people said the virus is designed to kill only Chinese... and East Asians?

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>the economy is dipping a bit
currently down 33% from peak, one month ago

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youtube stats stream in OP (+2939 to be precise)

Mostly, but It's been a uptick in all age groups.

youtube.com/watch?v=C2ayXc1IcNo

70% of your country is obese as fuck, feed with shit meat and hormones, pills etc and your healthcare sucks big jewish dicks, also your country is based on individualism and has never endured any tipe of goverment mandate on this scale, basically unable to obey population.
I almost forget about extremely large personal debt, weekly salaries and 0 savings with really low goverment coverage
My predition is that USA will suffer the most from all this

They aren't nurtientsx you fucking nigger lmao imagine being this retarded

Detailed analysis has concluded that you're still at the "it's all gone wrong" phase. Not yet to fucked proper, and still miles off from totally fucking fucked mate.

get started on OnlyFans

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Any more specific breakdowns on infection/deaths in the US based on race?

That was bargaining user, one of the stages, and nothing more

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I don't live in the capital and where I live the streets are mostly empty.

Fun fact: the chink-bought President is in a state of political war against the Governor of the capital region, who is extremely popular among Islamists. That's why there is no coherent policy against Corona-chan, the chink-bought President desperately want it to "just be a flu bro" so he can appease his chink masters. The Governor was the one who started lockdown only for the President to lift it.

hopefully its 6 gorillions even this time

Delet this, picture

Deaths by Corona on a map.

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>he doesn't even cite the correct number of patients to complete the study
>doesn't even mention the dangers of 'quine to old folks

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Type O- here bitches

ArthritisFag here with autoimmune disorder.

Can confirm this drug Trump is spouting will suppress your immune system - you will die much faster with no immune system.
My Arthritis Peeps, half of them are on 'biologics' and other assorted immune suppressants.
This shit is so dangerous, leukemia and cancer are very common...
Enbrel, and the like. Thousands of doctor reported deaths each year which is suspected to be from immune-supressants.
"Hydroxychloroquine suppresses the immune system and should not be combined with drugs that also suppress the immune system or live vaccines."
You've been warned lads.
Don't come crying here when youve taken this shit and are on deaths door.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong

Jesus chirst, i check like 4 hours ago and there where only 9,400 something deads, WHICH COUNTRY GOT COLOSALLY FUCKED TO GET IT OVER 10K?

Considering how literally all the manufacturers (including my employer) are essentially closing down, it’s basically a given.. taking canned goods to my boomer parents tomorrow bc they refused to prep.
This board saved my family from most of the chaos; been stocked up for about a month.

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We gotta get those numbers up, we need 100%.

>have people who bought into the "it only hurts asians" rumor
>now more imported cases are going around here

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Qipao

At what point during the breakdown of law and order will one be able to drive a car, unlicensed, without being ticketed?

When should we expect this to happen?

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They're really doing it. They're really going to risk trying to spread the infection over an 18 month period. Flattening the curve still has the same total. You will probably get this and they already know it. They just want to see if they can make it be a year from now instead of next month. We can't even manage the fucking test kits properly. Doctors are already sick and dying. We are just know seeing this doesn't only kill those over 60. We're going to see thousands of dead doctors and nurses by the end of next month. They are attempting the impossible task of forcing the camel through the eye of a needle. They don't even understand what it is they are trying to deal with and they think they can just slow things to a crawl. They are making the ultimate gamble with society as we know it. Run while you still can.

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what state?

So I just read a danish article that refers to an italian study. The average age of 2500 dead of the coronavirus in Italy was 79,5 years old. The average age in Denmark is 80 and for men it's 79. Mostly men get infected in Denmark. In Denmark they keep telling us we don't want to see italian circumstances in Denmark. We literally closed Denmark down to stop old people from dying who statiscally already lived longer then the average dane. What a fucking joke.

I know a women that died after 3 times of treatment

Oh nooooo discount stocks oh noooooo

It'll just go back up the instant this blows over (bout 3 weeks tops). Don't understand the economy I presume?

god damn

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Fuck.

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we should force extinction of bats
they're the most disease-ridden animal on earth

i knew a guy that died from a bat bite 10 days after he got it
by the time he realized what was going on, it was too late; doctors couldn't do anything

newsome just said they will deploy 500 national guardsmen for "purely humanitarian purposes" and to not be alarmed, as he told the whole state to shelter in place.

kek--major chimp out this weekend. more kino rooftop korean footage coming.

America is gonna get kicked in the fucking teeth and it's citizens will still be saying it's all just a hoax to dethrone Trump. Wtf happened? Are we really this fucking brainwashed. Am I in a simulation right now?

based Gary eternally giving perspective. sorry you aren't getting the (you)s u deserve.

Case study

youtube.com/watch?v=EaXzFBvVMUk

Infected man lays down on sofa for 2 minutes, leaves virus on sofa.
Waitress gets infected resting on sofa for 30 minutes
Waitress and infected man didn't have face to face interaction

obviously knock some sense into her, and give her nothing ever again. nothing. i meant NOTHING. not even the steam off your piss

Post bats.

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cheongsam

no, stay home. why are people still asking these questions.....

GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY

Saw this same pasta 6 hours ago on lunch. Someone is shilling VERY hard. How much do they pay?

Type O master race. Though I am worry by my boomer parents, they are in Germany so I think they will have better care than here.

never notices this before, but what are those stocking straps attached to? shes clearly not wearing a garterbelt like someone would normally, so unless she's wearing one directly beneath her boobs or they're attached to the dress itself, which seems like a pain in the ass, they have nothing to attach to.
I call bullshit.

its going to be fun

why do they tell people not to wear masks when those ones have masks?

Why do people with joint pain take immunity suppressors?

newsom crashing this state with no survivors

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I assume Xi doesn't pay much. Maybe some food and cough drops.

how are you guys coping?
if you guys time it right you could make a rush to government

i wanna know how to make this pizza, i make pizza for a living

Thanks user

Let me tell you something, daydreaming for the end of the world cause it's the only thing that releases any microscopic amount of dopamine to your dull brain, it's fucking sad.

Man, I wonder why nobody on any other board in any other thread beside /CVG/ believes this shit at all.
It's almost like all sane minded people realize it's a nothingburger, cause you only find fearmongering like this here on /cvg/.
Man, I wonder why no person in the real world has been talking about this for weeks. (You'd know this if you ever interacted with real humans for once.)
It's almost like it's only the depressed fucking weirdos who want to see innocent people die, huh weird.
Who really surprised though? These were the same retards who thought Ebola, WWIII and North Korea were going to be the end of the world
Man, I wonder why none of you can provide tangible evidence for all the bullshit that pours from your gaping maw.
It's almost like circle jerking with a bunch of depressed doomposters makes you blind to the fact that this is nothing.
Maybe go outside, take a few days off the internet and go for a run you fat fuck.

You niggers are the most cherrypicking and evidence-ignoring group by far. Just hide anything that could prove you wrong.
If someone has a question that is opposite to your retarded apocalypse wet dream scenario you just say
>STFU CHINK HERE'S YOUR YUAN LOL IM SO BASED GUYS RIGHT?

Happeningfags are just conspiracy theorists with a 100% critical failure rate.
It really does get more pathetic every time you're wrong, especially the fact that you keep coming back to blow eachother in some Mad Max imagionationland dream that will never come true.
Sorry to burst your bubble faggot, Modern society is way too stable to collapse. Especially not to some pussy virus that only kills people who are already half dead.

Like always retard, we're fine.

Listen here Jack,

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FACT: CORPUS CHRISTI-ANS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

caller.com/story/news/local/2020/03/19/corpus-christi-coronavirus-one-of-three-largest-us-cities-with-no-confirmed-covid-19-cases/2875424001/

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Branson MO is immune to corona

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Because there's a shortage.

Canada sitting pretty at 873, growths rates were slower the past couple days, but still far from flattening. Maybe we hit the rough limit that our supply of test kits can produce per day..

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I work in a pizza parlor and we are still doing takeout and dine in. People are still going out to eat. I've washed my hands like 300 times.

Kill her and blame it on the virus, it's the only option you have user

I live in New York, am I going to die?

>CA:19
Why can't it be 19000000?

but they are so cute

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meanwhile in Japan: schools are planning to reopen (most of them never closed) and everyone is going on with their daily life. what did we do to deserve such luck?

Kay thanks for playing. Fuck off now.

We should force the extinction of chinks
Bats did nothing wrong

Bless you for your service. Without you, I wouldn't have my pizza and I'd go fucking insane.

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BRUSHIE!!!

Welcome to the real world. You are obviously Jewed if you have the patience and attention span of a gnat. This is not a movie and not everything is going to happen all at once. Do you not understand consequences or cause and effect? Things have only just begun and we have barely just finished the prologue. The irony is the ones that lack the mental fortitude such as yourself will be the players in the forthcoming delights for the rest of us.

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ur fucked

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST COME INTO MY IMAGIONATIONLAND AND PROVE ME WRONG NOOOO
Holy shit get a grip doomer.

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City? Probably, unless you self-quarantine immediately and have been extremely responsible with hygiene. State? Depends entirely on how rural.

My boomer parents are shook lol

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>southern south america

has japan closed all factories during the peak?

>t. chink
Stop eating bats you faggot.

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They don't test to safe the Olympics.

We can only hope so

You're going to die so the world wouldn't panic about them cancelling the olympics. By the time we get there nobody will even remember the olympics were something we were supposed to have.

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Is everyone is surgical mask? If so that might be limiting the spread

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yeah

yuuuuup

>knock some sense into her
Not possible, already tried in countless of ways: soft. hard, easy, super easy...; too stupid, cannot be salvaged.

>and give her nothing ever again
Sad but is what I'm gonna do.

Coronachan has judged the Nips and weebs living there as worthy of living on into the postapocalypse.

Just checked it again and it's 24, but I don't expect niggers like you to be able to read, if Yas Forums wasn't gay I'd post the screenshot

>dangers of quine to old folks
(((citation needed))) is that why South Korea is specifically treating patients 60+ with it? The only question left is are you a nigger who can't read or a jew?

What else are they supposed to do? All they can do is try to slow it down and hope they come up with a vaccine or effective medication before it kills too many

Fuck that man it's happening right now. They're dropping like fucking flies and no one is reporting shit. USA likely has tens of thousands of old people dying every day from this shit now.

I really don't want to incluide ecuador, colombia an venezuela, such a shithole countries lol

You literally type like a schizo.
Take your meds kid, it's just a cold and you're panicking over nothing.

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Right now we're gonna be getting at least +600 cases a day. We're fucking fucked

Im in London and shit is fucked

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Aren't you guys handling it really well? What's your secret?

based and redpilled, this general should be renamed to /NPC/. your coronachan is a fucking nothingburger hoax, pathetic weaboo pedos and trannies.

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Under quarantine yet?

Is that why Japan has one of the worst death rates in the developed world?

y-yea. a-and fuck JANNIES!!!

Heard immunity masterplan

Hey user if you are still here I understand the hate looking at all the threads about it here. They have a reason whether through RL or here or a combination.

I am no expert and can't possibly illustrate it properly but if I am forced to sum it up it's something like; it's being controlled BUT all parties involved have an understanding that it's for the good/unity of the nation and it's people as a whole. You give a little and so do we and keep out foreign influences.

If you are white you have an extremely high chance of being an O.

To know if you're O+/- or something else, you can buy at home blood test kits. They require you to prick your finger like a diabetic.

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I love you Gary!

>Hydroxychloroquine suppresses the immune system and should not be combined with drugs that also suppress the immune system or live vaccines."

Wew lad, thanks for the heads up

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1 million around april 9. 10 days later 10 million. at the current rate.

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7 dead in Brazil
3 dead in Argentina
3 dead in Peru

No, it's a definitive solution for a temporary problem.

New York martial law when

so what the gary bot just reposts the current death count as the same for the past 5 days with the same copy pasta?

i dont understand

>still doesn't understand the flattening the curve idea.

don't question it, just flatten it.

I just thought it sounded funny. It'd be like calling Canada and Alaska northern north america

Armed with bullets of love no doubt.

>Hydroxychloroquine

I'm guessing its antiviral properties counteract its immunosuppressive effects in this case.

The map is missing Chad. And Niger. And Haiti. And new Caledonia, and Fiji.

LOL THIS IS WHAT THE ANTI QUINE ARGUMENTS HAVE COME TO
>OFFICIALY BTFO

Japan has based Avigan that's why.

Chimpout incoming

Some report said your medical infrastructure was only at 1/6th capacity when it hit. Also masks on literally everyone.

>just wait two weeks bro and it’ll all be normal again

Like pottery

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europe and usa got it when SK and JAPAN got it

the difference is that they started testing it before us...

source

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They eat the mosquitoes, which also carry diseases. Bats did nothing wrong.

Someone shoot up the fucking CIA so this shit doesn't happen again

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>wojack poster telling people to get a grip

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Unironically? Herd is the only way.

But that's a hard choice to make.

>cnn showing video of people still running in bunches in SF

what is wrong with these people.

PERU IS KILL

PEOPLE ARE DYING

THREE IN A SINGLE DAY

I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS

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Unlikely.

2 months

these two are my favorite posters in /cvg/

Im white and A+

>just draw straight line lol
Yeah just like how you retards predicted a gajjilion by last month?

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Poor Spaghettibros getting hit so hard, this is looking like China all over again almost exactly. soon there will be no more ECMO for most and the deaths will skyrocket

I love you too, as a person, as a human being, as a friend. If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

Herd sterility in all Anglo countries
Can't wait

>It's a nothing burger!
You've been saying that for 2 months now

3 DEADS CONFIRMED

>economy is kill
>world locking down
>escalating geopolitical tensions
>plague of debated lethality

ok boomer

it's BEEN a straight line.
likely.

They have to learn the hard way that their actions have consequences.

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you fucking deserve it

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You're welcome.

If italy is under quarantine, are they still receiving imports? Exporting goods? How does that work on a shipping dock?

I gave all my cum to Ebola-Chan and now my dick doesn't tingle for corona-chan. What do I do?

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it's been sourced china, america, italy, who knows where will be next. anywhere but china.

We are block testing now though, and everything should get more accurate. But yeah, this is a big shit sandwich and we are all going to have to take a bite. Does this mean Ann Margret's not coming, though?

do you see this virus as salvation?

>what's wrong with San Francisco
Everything

and I will continue doing so because it is a nothingburger

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>Won't be enforced by police
You know it will come to that if things blow up, which it absolutely will without initial enforcement.

Type O yeah baby. We got this covered.

this map is a fucking fairy tale. They all are! We are being lied to. millions are fucking dying right now! wake the fuck up!

California, Phase II, complete. Begin Phase III.

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fake numbers. Ancient Chinese secret.

Stop replying to stale chink pasta

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LOLOLOL I love how the more of these dumbass arguments I BTFO the worse they get

Tell us then, in south Korea where they are treating all of their patients above 60 with Chloroquine, why is the mortality rate so low? Are they lying? We'll be waiting right here for your response! And that doctor in France, all 24 of his recovery D patients must be lying to!!

I'm glad we've moved past nigger tier and reached schizo tier arguments, we're getting somewhere!

That’s if you believe China like a retard

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same
is it true that the army was in clapham junction on Wednesday?

The virus is a big nothing burger in the US

TL;DR

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G-guys, why are there still no recoveries in New York?

>You have to go back

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post coronavirus chan bros
need it for a friend
and my dick

Can we glass china already?

pizza restaurant here they have stopped exports of di bufala

Wait a few hours.

we seem to be doing fine, compared with everyone else. there are more imported cases going around here and we have a huge ban on travellers going on now
i just hope while this goes on, the government stops being dumb like back in January
not yet, surprisingly. i haven't had anyone approach me and say "hey, you contacted this guy, go self-quarantine". it come sooner than i expect, with the rate that shit's going

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Basado y AntiPeruANOempastillado, querido compatriota

why did argentina bro stop posting countries list

O BABY

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bats are essential pollinators , without them we wouldn't have tequila

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they'd rather take death than exist in new yrok

give it a week and go for it. I think the cops will be busy

Madrid has > 50% of cases and no quarantine yet

Socialists insult Catalonia president for demanding a more strict quarantine

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just enjoy dude, everyone will going to die. just enjoy the suffering and pain of the normies.

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MERCY IS COMING

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>It will be impossible to keep countries shut down for 18 months, right?
Correct. They will aim to try and ramp things up to a maximal quarantine, then reopen places where cases go to zero as a form of shock therapy.

Expect all sorts of glowie bullshit like legalized phone surveillance and mandatory testing powers to get rammed through in the interim in the interests of "preserving safety" for the reopening.

I also bleed a lot.

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They aren't
diariodenavarra.es/noticias/navarra/2020/03/09/incertidumbre-volkswagen-navarra-ante-cierre-del-norte-italia-683501-300.html

>literally
>kid
Sure thing Karen. Tits or GTFO.

I live in gunma right by two major subaru factories, ajinomoto, hanamaruki, and the 100s of other smaller factories that support these places plus bunch of other large companies
NONE of them have shutdown and most of teh schools and daycares have stayed open and I"m guessing that's because they don't want the workers to have to leave to take care of their kids. It seriously looks like nothing is going on here at all. My family and I, meanwhile, have been doing this "social distancing" shit since start of february- no eating out,no play, no friends, no family. We only go out to the mountains every few days to hike so the kids can get some air. I swear to God we are the only people though. My neighbor's kid swallowed a tack and had to go to Ota hospital which is taking care of corona patients from diamon princess and she showed up without a mask and couldn't figure out why the staff there was scolding her. I dunno bros. IT makes no sense. There's no major death toll, no testing. It's just a non-event here. We must have gotten some sort of neet mutation which stopped corona from being motivated enough to spread and kill.