There's going to be a million deaths in Florida alone

ITS IN THE WATERErrrrrr

Actually it's better to hold out for us. Of all deaths 40% is women, 60% is men. I'm not sure how that relates through all age-groups. But I sure as hell applaud them going out.

its in the ocean now

Just contain them on the beach and let them die there

>so 30 yo boomers are safe?
for now, yes

how many boomers live in Flo Rida? i bet a lot.

>heat, humidity, and UV exposure devastate the virus
>a beach is an open area with a large briny solution on it's edge

this is what freedom looks like. google October 201 convention.

october 201 exercise *

Kek

I think bolsonaro knows they simply cant afford to quarantine and also the flavela monkey’s will raid and rape even more if they sense weakness. You will have to ride it out. Is winter very mild there?

Fugg the sushi is forever contaminated

>More dumb spring break tourists die
>Yankee Boomers die
>old jews die
>spics die
This is a win for the Florida Man

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hurts to say but have to admit you're kind of right

wanna have sex user? this whole corona thing is scary and theres nothing else to do

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So because we gave up we get to live... that's ironic.

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I'd have to get drunk and be on a 5 day no nut streak.

I'm going to get laid AFTER they die

Your a fukkin savage if you could pull that off

Young people will survive, spread that shit to kill boomers

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We’re about 9 days from Italy. We are going to get a surge in deaths and it’s going to be LITTY! All of these people are going to be next. Crashing this plane...

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Nope. They're bringing corona-chan back with them to Nebraska, Idaho... You name it. As of right now, America has 14202 confirmed cases. They will absolutely be the world leaders in 14 days time.

BRO

Pretty sure some classmates went to Florida, online classes might be a bit smaller.

I am morbidly curious as to what will happen to the retirement homes down there.

If the heat doesn't slow this down, they're going to become ghost towns in a year.

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It's going to kill all the old people, that's why they don't give a fuck.
Think about all the money the government will save.

>muh virus
its like aids, doesnt kill people who arent already sick

2/3rd of americans are sick

7/8ths of Americans are sick

2/3rds of Americans are human toilets

Closer to 95% I'd say

It's very rare these days I meet someone who doesn't seem to be suffering

>7/8ths of Americans are sick
286 million deaths got a ring to it

Salt water and air is a disinfectant.

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don't you guys realize when the week is over these people are going back to all of their home states, this inst gonna just fuck Florida, these morons have doomed us all

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protip from someone that's lived in clearwater for 20+ years.

Those are tourists from out of state. Locals, even people from in state, know that if you drive 5-10 miles north or south there's much better beaches and about 90% less people. Not only that, but there's so many little beaches and causways with beaches around here that you know your favorite little spot and go there.

Don't blame floridians for this shit, it's all you north niggers coming here and being all toury cause disney is closed.

Yeah, because we all know how many young people have died from this.

How many children died from this? Zero? Yeah.

>30 yo boomers
The absolute state of NPC-tier poltards

>heat, humidity, and UV exposure devastate the virus
No.
Amazing to see this level of hearsay-retardation even here

bruh just got to thailand

That is actually almost all tourists. Clearwater user here.

Chads are coronaciding themselves
NEETS shall inherit the earth

The normalfag apocalypse is upon us

Lurk more fucking newfag

I don't trust the official numbers

It just feels weird that there's all this shutdown when the majority of the working age population will get through this just fine. Rather the reaction makes it seem like it's substantially more dangerous than we're being led to belive it is and the media and officials are lying to the public to keep panic to a minimum.

This week my family is going full quarantine, and it may last the next couple months.

FSU here. Class is cancelled but I’m headed back to tally on Saturday because I’m not just gonna pay for an apartment I won’t use.

None of the bars are open except for the strip. Am I fucked?

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Tired of seeing this... I searched for the real one...
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I shouldn't have.

this fine lady will make sure you are triple fucked...

That's it..time's up...Florida has to go....no more fucking around

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didnt know strip was open thanks chad

UV light on sunny beaches kills viruses.

Nice try, boomer.

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!

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BASED STRIP SAVING US FROM TOTAL BOREDOM

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False sense of security. Virus can still spread

I'd rather have sex with a boy than that thing.

wouldn't all dat watuh wash away da virus?

Every retard who went partying for spring break right now is retarded, and decided it was worth possibly killing their parents and/or grandparents because they needed to be degenerates.

What's the matter gramps, they run out of XL Depends at the store?

>seawater kills corona
>so does the air

Imagine believing this.
Imagine believing that a disease transmitted mainly VIA THE AIR is... killed by air.

Top fucking kek

Oh I’m already triple fucked. I live with my fraternity. But I pay $400 a month rent so I’m not letting that go to waste.

They all live in other states. I live in Pinellas. We don't go to Clearwater

>S SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!!
>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICK
The only thing spreading too quickly is your cream cheese.

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>trust me, 30 year olds are baby boomers
>memeflag

You’re the newfaggot here.

All the lefties will get it, don’t worry about it

>pure retardation isn’t that dumb because lots of retards do it.
That shit was gay and stupid when it started and it’s triple gay and stupid now

/thread

Day of thot

It's bad Germany, I am going through it and is bad

>worried about the teens
>not worried about the old jews
They’re the bigger biohazard since they don’t like to stay put. They insist on taking up seats on public transport starting 8am and making you hold the elevator doors for 10mins as they slowly shuffle forward, coofing sputtering and spitting up as they do.