/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2296 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

first for fuck the chinks

>10% death rate xd
>USA current death rate: 66%

Is this...a meme? Please tell me this is a bad dream

>Italy just surpassed China in deaths
Nothing to see here goy, move along.

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Hopefully die

youtu.be/ugtN6HCqatc

>I'ma try to help them mothafuckas find you

based

Nothing at all is happening in my country, what am i missing out on?

ESTO CON LOS MILITARES NO PASABA
MOMENTO...

>8,000 cases yesterday, almost 14,000 today
>4,000 cases in New York City alone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Canada's somehow getting better since a plague hit us

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DIE

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That's Click and Collect

I came back from germany a week ago
No symptoms
Can I go outside yet

BRAZIL 7 DEATHS!!! UPDATE THE NUMBERS

brrrrr

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SoCal is getting wrecked

Based

Fuck the chinks

nah just a flu bro

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That graphic....shiiiiiiieeeeet

I realise the nothingness of this burger. Does that count?

PRC getting ready for forced reunification. sorry lad.

Funnily enough, the homeless have not been catching corona-chan. It's almost like the whole thing is a big hoax haha.

Are you testing?

No.

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ARUBA, JAMAICA, OOH I WANNA TAKE YOU TO: BERMUDA BAHAMA, COME ON PRETTY MOMMA! KEY LARGO, MONTEGO, (BABY, WHY DON'T WE GO) OOOOH I WANT TO TAKE HER TO THE KOKOMO, WE'LL GET THERE FAST AND THEN WE'LL TAKE IT SLOOOOW! THATS WHERE WE WANT TO GOO! WAY DOWN IN KOKOMO!

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NYC IS SO FUCKED

worse than 9/11 in 2 weeks

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>tfw you guys are my only friends

th-thanks for being there /cvg/

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Ok /cvg/ let's have an over/under wager.
>One million infected by the end of March
>100 thousand dead by the end of March

USA only testing people with one foot in the grave, makes perfect sense their rate is much higher.

LA IS NOW IN TOTAL LOCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!

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AHAHAHAHA
Go to 2:25 on this video
it's literally deus ex's story
[YouTube] youtube.com/watch?v=hZftihVyq9E (embed)

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DO IT FAGET

Unironically believe Corona-chan is doing more good for the world than harm
Can't wait to see what happens when the government tries to rollback the gibs and shit

im not your friend guy

you might want to add papers about current research on effective therapies against COVID-19 in the OP
e.g.:
mediterranee-infection.com/hydroxychloroquine-and-azithromycin-as-a-treatment-of-covid-19/

And thats a good thing.

>no meme tabs
Come on boy.

free E-books to keep all the bored anons busy while NEET life is being enforced on everyone.

Jews:

Blood Passover Arial toeff:
bloodpassover.com/

Red Symphony
docdro.id/awxXfEB

Manosphere/red pill

Smart and Sexy Roderick Kaine [men are smarter than women]
atavisionary.com/free-book-smart-and-sexy-the-evolutionary-origins-and-biological-underpinnings-of-cognitive-differences-between-the-sexes/

Sexual utopia in power F roger devlin
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexualutopia.pdf

The manipulated man estar vilar
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf

Conspiracy
The lifting of the viel [about vast pedo conspiracy controlling the world]
docdroid.net/Dh4yQ08/the-lifting-of-the-veil.pdf

behold a pale horse, bill cooper
docdro.id/oSSjjeB

Imaging 9-11. All the popular media, like comics, which predicted 9-11
docdro.id/sjfan7a

>the following are both available at cia.gov, cause they found it at some mahamadeen compound. Not linking directly there though for obvious reasons.

bloodlines of the illuminati
docdro.id/CRTbzb0

The conspirator's hierarchy Dr. Coleman
docdro.id/tBlM2rv

Spiritual/kooky/blahblah

lawofone.info/

Alien disclosure
docdroid.net/192biis/cosmic-disclosure-full-transcripts.pdf

2150 AD [reincarnation fiction]
docdro.id/ercmHPd

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pls godemperor of mankind
just wanna go for a run, and do some pull ups
pls pls pls

love you to faggot no homo

rude

is this true

ring ring pussy shutdown
youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc

>Governor of California openly stated they expect more than half of the state to be infected over the next eight weeks (over 20 million people)
>LA's homeless population alone would be enough to fill their ICU beds

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I'm just excited for the internment camps to come back

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I'm not your guy, bro

Normies are not coping well with the neet lifestyle

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Hey frens. I still have to work in PA in small lab and live in nj and want to protect people who i live with. Does a handheld uv lamp help for disinfectant? I have alcohol, bleach and sprays but i have this lamp lying around. Mainly for spraying shit i bring home then blasting it with uv

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When we looting?

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How many normalfags do you think are going to commit seppuku from being cooped up in their homes for 18 months? 4 million? 5 million?

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>1/3 population obese
>11% have diabetes
>30-40% above average/high blood pressure
>tyrone and cleetus taking no shit from the police/army when mandatory quarantine happens
we are about to witness the collapse of the USA

>LA lockdown
Kek. Good luck. It's going to spread in the homeless population and niggerhoods.

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>Imagine no prepps

>1000+ dead in one day

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>Order a new gun a week ago
>shit is all backed up, and have no idea what is going on with it
>stores might be closing soon

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HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
>HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
>HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
>HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
>HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
>HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
>HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000
>HOW THE FUCK IS IT ALREADY AT 14,000

bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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sauce onichan

change.org/p/donald-j-trump-stop-all-chinese-traffic-from-using-us-based-internet/dashboard?just_created=true

Ban chinks, sign now

I'll check for some sause.

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FUCK

CHINKS

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>LA getting fucked up
About time.

>ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!

ITS SPREADING TOO QUICKLY, THE QUARANTINES ARE BEING IGNORED AND RENDERED INEFFECTIVE, MASS DEATH INCOMING, SAVE YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!

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South Korea had a big rise again yesterday and Japan is not testing at all.

Asking again you fucking niggers,

whats your anti corona supp stack and doses?
vitamin d3, zinc?

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Between me posting in an earlier general that AZ is going to lead the country in the death count if things aren't done ASAP because of the gigantic eldery and snowbird population (who are all eldery and retired) and that the state of emergency was a joke because it was basically "opt in," the governor just issued an executive order closing bars, gyms, and movie theaters in counties with cases. Also closes dining in for all restaurants, with a provision to allow alcohol delivery.

In addition to that, the National Guard is being activated to assist grocery stores and food banks and all elective surgeries are now banned

It's really fucking happening isn't it

Based government and ubers Test Machines

Requesting Corona-chan as the guy on the right and Earth-chan as the guy on the left.

CALLATE PUTO

fucking faggots cant handle literally 1/2 days of my existence for the last 20 years

>Italy
>Complete lockdown
>Death rate: 43%

Hehe.....

Not necessary senpai

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6 new cases popped up in my city when we were at zero for awhile. I'm no longer leaving the house without a mask and gloves.

when all this is over no other happening will ever feel like a happening again. we will be all completely desensitized

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western countries aren't disciplined enough for quarantine
shit will spread like wildfire
this will be worse than h1n1

+50% new cases in Brazil, focused on Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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When will whole country be locked down? Please say soon K?

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Why isn't there more Corona-chan x Ebola-chan lewds?

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God damn those are some nice titties.

Let me think about it.

No.

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fanpage.it/attualita/nasconde-sintomi-del-coronavirus-per-non-ritardare-rinoplastica-contagiati-medici-e-infermieri/

*ahem*
An actual adult male lied about feeling ill so that his rinoplastic surgery wouldn't get delayed. The whole hospital department who was on the job got infected.
Dog bless shitalians.

I feel bad for you USA, i thought we had it bad but your pace is fucking insane. God be with you burguerinos

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the US is literally 5-6x bigger than any single european nation.
Makes sense that the case numbers would be way higher

THIS ISNT A FUCKING HAPPENING YOU STUPID LITTLE FAGGOTS AND YOUR DEGENERATE CORONACHAN ARE FUCKED THEY FOUND A CURE

WHEN I SAY NOYHING YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

i dont know, i got it from an Yas Forums thread

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You guys are going to dethrone Italy and China...

USA
USA
USA
USA

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Bearer of the Curse... Seek Toilet Paper, larger and more powerful Toilet Paper... Seek the Vaccine, that is the only way... Lest this virus swallow you whole, as it has so many others.

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Now would be a really bad time for an ebola outbreak, eh lads?

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the 56% whites living in america

youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8

Why are shitalians dying faster than chink insectoids?

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riding the NYC train once is guaranteed corona

Be like Bruce

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how long until national shutdown burgerbros?

WHO doesn't say if it's effective or not at actually killing the virus, they just say don't use it on yourself.

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>anime
>porn

east Asian better not get complacent, including Singapore and Taiwan

muh draconian measures

Do it.

60% and the hardest hit states like California and New York and very non-white/jewish.

Fucking millenials, all they have to do is just sit their ass inside their comfy home not in a trench and they can't do that, sad!

Who says they are?

Nope, not all of us. I still work with a couple guys that not only think that this is a nothingburger but that it'll all blow over in a couple weeks. Hah I guess you could say the "just two more weeks" meme is what nothingburgers are saying now.

"uhh uhm we believe it's your civic duty and I believe people will follow our advice."
>meanwhile restaurants still full people still going to work with coofs

>italian hospitals
>italian doctors
>italian genes

>just open up my nose like a plague blossom that exhudes a plume of contagion upon opening
fuckin a

fag

>cant even buy guns
when the shtf im gonna get shot up by immigrants with aks and uzis all day

maken ki

On the long term, being a germ freak will probably cause your immune system to not be as good. Not to mention stress you out, make you neurotic.

On the short term (a few month), no, the person you replied to is retarded. The more careful we are now, the less of an issue it will be later. Eating dirt doesn't magically make your body produce antibodies for a NOVEL virus.

Stress does lower your immune system, so it's not totally wrong.

this is when the consequences all those quadruple burgers begin to shine.

THIS!!!
Look at the cure:

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>trusting chink numbers

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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don't worry user i stocked up on mcdonalds cheeseburgers i'll live

Reverse image search says takeda hiromitsu but its a manga. with that low quality I assumed an Anime.

Brazil governors are having too much power right now.
Closing the borders with others states putting the army on the streets to close things without the consent of the federal gov

any cultists caught spreading it in USA yet?

Most of Asia is fucked, including Japan and China.
South Korea will soon see a big rise again. It can't be stopped anymore.

They said that assumption was based on there being no controls, so I think it'll take us a bit longer to get up there.

Then again, maybe not considering how most people are treating the shelter-in-place orders as an inconvenience.

End of march too soon. Under.

But possible by end of April. Over.

They aren't. China is still number 1 in deaths unironically.

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Guaifenisin (mucinex) for pneumonia

Also acetaminophen (NOT ibuprofen, that makes the illness worse)

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How many times a day do you jerk off to this faggot asian?

GODDAMNIT NOTHINGBURGER VIRUS DESTROY HUMANITY ALREADY

>203 deaths
>recovered: 9

L-O-L

Read moldbug.

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do you think this will reach 6 gorillion deaths?

Sure

Sweden stopped reporting cases and are now proud to have lower numbers..

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North Korea just kills people on the spot if they get it
Kim is too paranoid about this shit

why is china lying?

>In addition to that, the National Guard is being activated to assist grocery stores and food banks
As in to protect them? Or to move additional stock so it doesn't look like a hurricane blew in at the end of every day?

"We have the best health care system in the world" — said every retarded boomer conservative ever

>tfw everyone who is cured with chloroquine develops a deadly form of rare cancer

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youtube.com/watch?v=9tN0zJUmrJk

Where are the bogdanoff's when you need them?

>trusting china

blessed is the sauce giver who gives the sauce

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nupol etc

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Sauce

Well, the federal governement isn't doing anything.

>dramatic increase in demand of yoshi-coins and green mushrooms
invest

BASED
Really most important thing is close border to avoid infector intra states.

Link to the CARES Act?

No problem bro. Sometimes all you need is someone half a world away giving you encouragement to pull through.

Let's all stay alive.

China is the slavefactory of the world, coronachan affects the markets and the production line.

I'm not your bro, pal

Sweden GOAT country

Hudson Valley NY here. Shit is about it hit the fan

They have the cure and they want to see countries suffer and surrender to them.

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CHINA IS LYING

N...NO ITS GONNA GET BAD

DEATH RATE IS 3% OR MORE

FAGGOTS THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER LESS THAN 1% DEATH RATE AND CHINA BEAT IT WE ARE FINE

mea so surry i wount lie i a good chinaman ching chong

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I keep hearing people call it "the sniffles" and laugh about it. I'm seeing cafes full of elderly people having a chat and coffee. We're fucked

>is getting
Always was.
Also Czech'd those towers, and an adolf.

Not much better in LA county user. God speed

Cause Italy is a massive tourism spot and the chinks infected a lot of it.

>Boss is going to find a way to say our small printing business is somehow an essential business that needs to be open during this pandemic

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I'm not your pal, fella.

corona lasts very long in the hospitalized cases, like over 3 weeks, most of those should still recover

Civil war when?

youtu.be/bgkDNc1qeXc

Love you bro. Hang in there, this is where the fun starts.

google.com/amp/s/www.tampabay.com/news/health/2020/03/19/coronavirus-in-florida-latest-inmates-released-beach-closing-free-buses/?outputType=amp

>t. Tampa user

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Take your meds, schizo.

why are singapore and indo niggers so immune to Yas Forums's hatred of islam?

I work with a SJW hippie woman who thinks this is nothing because AIDS killed a bunch of niggers and homos and no one cared about that. She thinks she is safe because she practices natural medicine but ignores the fact she is obese and is at an increased risk of death from it.

>Also acetaminophen (NOT ibuprofen, that makes the illness worse)
yeah I know no NSAIDs. that old fucker on yt didn't even recommend paracetamol for the coof

>Guaifenisin (mucinex) for pneumonia
for coofing with mucus? isnt the coof a dry coof? whats the point am i missing something?

ebola-chan is not for lewds

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how did they beat it without a cure

Gotta print those warning signs, just for them to be casually ignored by the average Amerifat

God bless

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i only found this, also any source on this

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Avoid Jews and public transport

To be fair, not everyone owns a printer, so he's not wrong. Same principle as laundromats staying open.

This. China is just lying and no one in the government or the media has the balls to call em out on it. They're kicking journalists from the NYT, Washington Post, and WSJ out of China. It's probably getting worse and don't want them spilling the beans. They already got a vice grip on their internets information flow. I still think every government is either lying, telling half truths, or downplaying though.

Because the CCP grip on the Chinese is built upon lies stacked upon lies, ad nauseam. You should look into the Great Chinese Famine, the mentality that led to it is still in place today. Pooh Bear thought he was going to be the next Mao, well he gets to be the next Mao alright.

Tf numbers are you reading fag

>China cases get to 80000 then instantly stop

>Trusting the chink government that says Tiananmen Square never happened

lmao

>LITTLE FAGGOTS

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Why the fuck do you even talk to her? If you say something that upsets her she's just going to call HR, you know that right?

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I mean protection is definitely an added benefit, but the governor specifically said to help stocking efforts. However I know for a fact the local grocery stores and even the Walmarts are changing their hours and, in stores where they have the man power to unload and stock rapidly, they can't get in enough inventory to keep up with the demand

The retards acting like taking chloroquine will kill you faster than the virus are giving me flashbacks to early /cvg/, where morons were acting like eating a single elderberry would give you a cytokine storm.

The difference between a poison and a cure is the dose, you fucking monkeys.
Do you avoid milk because hypercalcemia exists? No you fucking don't.

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literally in 2 months

Jesus christ you CPC cunts just never quit

6. Even after that we may not ask where the bodies are buried.

Not much longer now.

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that's the normal protocol for a patient with acute phenomena, but it's not working and the staff don't know why."

>"Unfortunately, here in this hospital, we haven't seen anyone recover so far. We really ant to take some patients off the ventilators and see them recovering. We need something good to happen, so we know we are doing the right thing."

>"But 107 patients have died of the virus in this hospital group, out of 845 admitted."
---
>"In 40 years of medical practice, I have never seen anything like this. Sadly the mortality rate is significant. The virus doesn't only affect the elderly, unfortunately. We had a 23 year old man here. Thanks to the medical care he received, the young man survived."
---
>"I'm sleeping but not sleeping, because I wake up every hour with nightmares. my husband and daughter "
youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0
>youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0
youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0
>youtube.com/watch?v=rfkbv_WQtn0

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>tfw people are developing a virus fetish

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obviously china used their magical powers to stop all infections duh

good luck with that one.

I think being a shithole no one wants to go to is what is helping you out.

BECAUSE THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER

Work is horrible atm. I can't sleep, throat is sore through endless disenfectants. And tomorrow it's gonna be even busier. I sell fucking pasta loo roll and rice... It was never meant to be the main part of the business and I neither have the staff or the will power to go much further on this horrible ride

Lock them down now please

The more the days go by I'm pretty convinced the uk will be the hardest hit. I went to town and it was full of retired folk ,everyone was over 50. Some of them were saying no ones going to tell them what to do and it will all be over in a couple of weeks time. Since this soft lockdown was put in place people simply haven't listened and from talking to a friend in London nobody of any age is taking government advice at all. It's over for the uk

>small business without lots of customer interaction
You are better off than a lot of people. They have done nothing to stop hundreds of people from being in close contact with each other all day. Except put out a single bottle of hand sanitizer.

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>archive.is/Thlaq

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You are trying to beat us, burgers?

China beat it because they had military roll out on highways blocking exits to hubei
then they built quarantine hospitals in 10 days and shut everything the fuck down with immediate effect

citizens were ordered to stay home or face severe repercussions

we cant do that shit here because of democracy and feelings

Because the stupid brainwashed mudslimes won't be browsing Yas Forums, they are too busy reading their quran and praying all day.

I live in NYC.

How fucked am I?

Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Brazil addition.

Corona-chan sees Ebola-chan as far beneath her. If you were a lesbian you too would avoid women who loves the BBC.

>rinoplastic
(((Rino)))
Vanitas vanitatorum.

Burning people alive if they were suspected of having it, welding apartment complexes shut, etc. It's easy to beat a disease if you just start killing the infected.

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Mister Memetokur is fighting Dick Masterson about Corona-chan on the killstream.

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How you're alive? You bought your coffin already?

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dlive.tv/theralphretort

Living in NYC is being fucked either way.

Remember when a single death was newsworthy on this general?
>1100 in one day

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You have almost 4000 cases just in city borders. Why are you not already on your way to a cabin upstate?

>chloroquine
has been known treatment since January

It is effective - make sure you have eye protection

161 CASES IN MEXICO

That won’t happen

The most you could be in the US right now.

You know Americans, always trying to upstage everyone.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw when shes about to give head and coughs on your dick

first for total nigger extinction

holy fucking kek

>I live in NYC.
may God have mercy on your state.

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you can always *post* porn; but the jannies tend to get mad at it

>80000 cases to 0 in 1 day

why the fuck do people trust the country that denies TIANANMEN SQUARE

Worse than 9/11 in 2 weeks

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Post pics of your mom or sister

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it will get to 50k - 100k before it peaks probably

damn... wish people had nothingburgers 100 years ago

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lmao

Went to Shart Mart earlier in Swansea, MA. Meat dept was empty. Frozen foods, empty. Bread empty. Dairy section was actually quite stocked. Paper goods and cleaning supplies gone. Tons of pallets of bottled water. Everyone was in a hurry and avoiding eachother. feels like a hurricane is coming for something.

But I'm using Astaghfirullah robbal baroya as the background music while I browse Yas Forums right now? Keeps me calm as I stay ahead of the rezim kecebong.

With every day the rest of the world increases at an exponential rate, I find it increasingly hard to believe that China has plateaued.

Metro systems are coronavirus chamber

coincidentally, that's what the chart will look like in a few months after its killed all of us off. The 2 week incubation period will ensure we're all infected.

tranny jannies

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Big league now boys

Virus dating simulator when?

my dream, every state become a country

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Back to back world war champs

> COVID-19

This is CORVID thread now.

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im worried, 2 weeks ago i had blue fingers and swollen lymphnodes on my body, 1 week ago i developed a very slight sore throat, now im lying in bed and i feel really weird, like i have the feeling i asphyxiate as soon as i try to sleep, i have to forcefully breath otherwise it stops. wtf is happening

LA stay at home order is a kids gloves resolution. Basically everything is still open, lots of "unnecessary businesses" will be closed but the main vectors like the service industry will still be open. Its literally pointless. You can still walk around. People aren't going to isolate. They aren't going to wash their hands. I don't really know what you could do in that city honestly. It really was a lost cause. I don't know how china pulled off whats required to stop this. They aren't even going to be able to stop people from fleeing the city

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Fucking Seattle/King county. Burn it with fire

6 cases in my city, the idiots are still believing the government's lies to not use mask. So at least in my city, no.

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hope you are doing well user.

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it will get worse.

spring break in florida/etc.

He’s growing his dads beard now? Rumors will only get stronger

Uv lamps take over an hour to work. No.

>my father thinks China have the virus under control thanks to cuban medicine
I wish I was making this up, he literally believe this

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Why is no one taking about Swiss numbers? They are quite out of the ordinary

How could boomers fuck up the planet so bad Jesus Christ

A single death is a tragedy. Anything after that is a statistic.

it's how world leaders can say "ONLY XXXX PEOPLE DIED. WE ARE DOING GREAT"

get your ass to buffalo or somewhere near the border.

We consider Westerners, especially the more devoutly Christian, to be on the same side as Muslims against China. Remember Ain Jalut.

>people in this LA live stream still asking the officials if they can go outside and they still have to be told about flattening the curve.

we're dead...

Tacoma WA user here
NOPE!

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Everyone is completely ignoring probably the most important paper on combating COVID-19 infection
Really makes you think...

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I don't even have a gun. How am I meant uo protect my last loo rolls on the shop floor tomorrow. Fuck my life. And fuck all you lazy neets reading this at home while I ride a cyclone of anxiety and discomfort. I just want to be shitposting here

Do you really have to ask at this point?

So, I'm not American(obviously) but whenever I watch American movies/comedians, New Yorkers always make New York out to be either
>1. The greatest city ever in the history of the world
>2. a giant petri dish
So which is it, Americans?

crow thread bump

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You're basically dead. The collateral damage is going to outweigh the death from the virus alone.

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With Trumpers pushing the HCQ meme there's going to a be a lot of that everywhere in the world.

How many people died from sars or mers?

SOURCE

same here, been locked down for a couple weeks now only going out for supplies with mask and gogs

Akiza Izinski

Based
USA #1

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Then that makes you the smart brainwashed one, now it's your time to climb the ladder and become one of the poostadz.

>be a swede

China hasn't beaten shit. They acted way too late. The only thing they're doing now is lying through their fucking teeth and ramping up their propaganda to save face.

>President said NO to the quarantine
normies here will die lmao

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Chinks love their swiss watches

total anarchy in the streets in ~7-10 days I'd leave while I still have time

To this day we still don't know what the fuck they are blowing out of those machines.
It could be just placebo mist for all we know.

Too many high scores today

twitter.com/nigel_95/status/1235997708843917313?lang=en

Fess up, who actually believed the photo was real

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I am in the acceptance phase. I will either die within the next few months or never have any of the luxuries I was used to. I am pretty much resigned to this being the end of the world that we knew.

I can't say how fucked you are, but that's a lot of spunk getting out from your ass.

I like you Fren! Would invite you to watch end times and eat tendies.

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The latter. The entire city smells like raw sewage, but it's still one of the country's icons from back before it turned into a shit heap.

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