PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KEEP ON TUCKING EDITION /ptg/

Fuck off with the /ptg/ threads

#ALLABOARDTHETUCKERTRAIN
#TUCKERTRAIN
#TUCKER2020
#NOBREAKS

>Here user, I got this for you. No need to pay it back, this one's on me! Together we're going to make America great again, greater than ever before!

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That's complete and total nonsense.

>closed
>farmer 1 and 2 still there

>Hikki
>Kurisu

Hell why stop at a gorillion dollars, why not give everyone infinite dollars for the duration of the crisis

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yep

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Why is Cucker wearing feminist glasses?

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Awoo pride worldwide!

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>need ventilators
>it’s all sourced from China

Sounds about right just let people die so gives af they voted for this

Galaxy brain and fuckcommiespilled

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bro don't you know the poor are white? don't question it, just hurry and give them money if you want to be basedredpilled

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so if you want to tow things, a 2wd tacoma with a tow package somehow gets 3 tons

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>Voting for a Bernout tusipede
Oh no no no no

Today, Josh Hawley is fighting for NEETs! Make your voice heard in the Senate.

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Remember how the whole world made Germany pay for the expenses of world war one and two?
It's China's time to pay for world war flu.

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>you stupid millenials you're getting sick because you're not fucking taking the right precautions
>*cough* OK *cough* BOOMER *cough cough*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Awoo

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Trump's kike BTFO
PASS THE HOUSE BILL COCKSUCKERS

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>bro don't you know the poor are white?
(They aren't)

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You’re going to be sorry soon

Our country is crazy

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That would be extremely rude.

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For me it's the folder Sheryl crow

>This isn't a bot.
>I've just been here to spam this image at the top of the last 20 threads.

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House bill is worse

how is it regressive

the thing is even if they were (and yes they aren't) i still don't want to give them money, because i'm not trying to breed a new kind of degenerate

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Ah, I want a Ram 2500, not going to tow much, but I loved my Dakota I bought new in 04.

Literally me

It's legitimately just a retard

How do we ensure Drumpfbux don't go to illegals and nigs?

And?

when did leafs get so based?

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I can do more than just that, nigger.

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>DNC AND GOP INTO ONE MAJOR PARTY
That's already mostly the case. You are dumb.

>not infinity+1 dollars
This is why you had to work in the rice fields when you failed a math test. You lack vision!

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>no belt sander
It's almost like you want shit to stay in your crack.

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I say again:

Burr is fucking retarded but removing him means the Democrat governor of North Carolina can appoint a (((replacement))) while the less popular, junior senator (R) Tillis goes up for re-election in November
>Democrats already purging Republicans at the state level in all offices
>Republicans lose all support in the state
>NC goes blue
>15 electoral votes to Biden
>Dems flip two Senate seats
he has sabotaged the entire playing field

>Fails to notice JIDF kikes spamming the same shit for months on end
>Notices a pro-Trump repeat instead.
Seen this graphic before? I need to know if it's been posted.

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lol no 4k all day

Which, user? I would love to look like someone from one of my favourite series of all time.

Weird innit welfare causes degeneracy

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Shills will never understand the passion behind MAGA.

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super wad chads report in

Reminder, Ancap is a kike that hides under a ancap flag.

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Is "muh tests" the greatest midwit identifier of the year? Most people would be better off statying at hime in bed than running out to the doctro for a Coronavirus test, potentially infecting others. I fucking hate urbanites.

Is anything relevant happening on CSPAN?

I dont trust these Jew bastards discussing my Trumpbux without supervision.

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>virus kills 56% of CA's population
>CA turns into a red state again

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Tie it to taxes, also use that to deliver via the same direct deposits used for tax returns, ez. Some niggers will inevitably get trumpbux, but they’re marginally more acceptable than illegals.

Holy fuck, that faggot Senator Burr is gonna get BTFO very very soon.

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Kek !
Looks more like an outhouse find !

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>Common Dreams
Fuck off.

The one holding the booze and drinking it

just censure him or something

Again. You are presumably in luck as there's no way the congressniggers would agree on anything but fugging Trump over.

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BOOM TIME

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runway

I'd also like to know.

AWOOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=bmfudW7rbG0

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Is it true Americans think coronavirus is a hoax?

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Chinese Originated Viral Infectious Disease-2019 (COVID-19)

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damn
dems right again
this is gonna last 6 months why does't trump realize this

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"Regressive" means that people who make more money get more TrumpBux.

Can’t wait for President Tucker Generals to start in 2024

based

>When you're white, you don't know what it's like to be poor.
This is what he's unironically going with.
Don't you get a mandated 10-minute break every 4 hours?

>super wad chads report in
This. If you're not clogging or near clogging your after every flush, you're doing it wrong

Duh. Why do you think they were posting Propublica articles and AOC tweets several threads ago?

40% of Kalifornia are illegals, so I don't think it would go red, maybe it'd turn into an American state once again !

>Shills will never understand the passion behind reddit spacing.
kek

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i think there is an overreaction

but wait, there's more

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I'd bet it'd still be blue.
Maybe a swing state at the most.

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新冠病毒

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He's a fucking corrupt POS, I hope he hangs !

Well hopefully if lasts that long the population would have decrease by half.

The infinity dollars will stimulate the economy, what could go wrong?

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i'm gonna err on the side of caution and continue being riled up about it until it passes, like the gunowners itt did about the red flag laws and such, because it does not hurt to give voice to things

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also reminder that makes total sense given trump polices

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HE SAID IT

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>infinity+1 dollars
Silly mathlet, it's literally the same thing.

I like it! Post more United States flag ideas!

For me I do it according to the Army standard. Put the square over your finger, insert fully into anus, then go around the rim and really clean it out. I've been through Army basic twice (blew knee out the first run) and both times the Drills gave the exact same lecture on how to properly wipe your ass. The first time I thought he was just joking around, the second time was in the same joking manner but said the exact same thing.....

No, but it's overblown, that's just fact !

It's just a flu. The whole thing is a Chinese psyop by the Chinese government, working in conjuction with the fake news media and the democrats...all designed to hurt Trump's economy during an election year.

>Panic selling

OH NO NO NOO

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But he's not wrong, the wealth would unironically trickle down.

6 months, hell at least a year !

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>Senator
>Owns stock
How is this even legal? They can't have jobs because it would be a conflict of interest but they can have money invested in the stock market?

They're not even banned from insider trading.

I rally like this one.

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Kung Flu Awoo!

i understand nigger i asked how not what
how does the bill do that

>GUISE JEWS REALLY LIKE DRUMPF YOU SHOULD VOTE DEMOCRAT!
Could you please kill yourself in a very painful and embarrassing manner? Thanks.

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>Maybe a swing state at the most.
That's probably true.

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>no jews in WV
nice

Incredible, ty!

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kek
>didn't take basic econ

>Fox News now streaming directly through their site for no shekels
>Gramp's House on Jewtube BTFO

Who knew it would come to this

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SELL SELL SELL
NO FLOOR
STOCK UP ON POTATOES, GET READY TO BARTER

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>Trump cancels election

I hope this happens

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this guy gets it

>How is this even legal?
Because Senators and Congress nigger or the past made laws to allow them to do this.

Content recognizable as OC always deserves a (You). Its the lifeblood of image boards.

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And that is perfectly fine. Hopefully nothing passes and come next month everything can go back to normal. I find that to be more likely than the doomsayers being right.

ayy, I made that one too

Say leaf, you realize Pelosi becomes president in Jan. 2021 if there's no election, right?

You guys realize we are entering a new great depression right? Trump is fucked and that GOP bill makes it obvious

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Ayo, aye, yeah
This one goes out to all the sixty five crowd on Soundcloud
Not gonna say much, shoutout Jedwill
He gon' take over on the mic
Old ladies suck
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Yo, aye, aye
Aye it's funny, you think I respect your opinion
When your hairline looks that disrespectful
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh
You're all old and racist, all about the fakeness
I'm tryna pay my bills, but I'm all on the wait list
Staring at her piercings, staring at tattoos
Staring at her bra like the evening news
You bible thump your kids, wonder why we're pissed
Say America again, I'm gonna take a piss
Cremated to ashes, disappear like magic
The you wear that Maga hat, lookin' like a fascist
Hey (hey)
Oh, yee-haw
Hey Billy Bob
We got em' boys
I'm not even a millennial, I'm generation Z
Gucci Gang
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>seething non argument

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... did you take any econ beyond basic?

How many states are in the United Galaxy of America?

Bruh

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Space Force symbol BTFOs Star Wars fans